The Pull Bag
My Little Pony and Transformers Holiday Specials

About this Episode
Welcome to The Pull Bag. Join us as we dig on
our latest comics and discuss them with a rotating
panel of the GCRN crew. So sit back and enjoy
this week's Pull Bag. Ta -da -da -da -da! Pony
Power! Oh, hell, I am so sorry. Welcome to The
Pull Bag, episode 125. This is the Holiday Leftovers.
Episode I am DFG and Mike and joining me is Nicole
Multiple screen names hailstorm whatever the
hell you call yourself this week. What should
I call myself? I'm gonna call myself Betty this
week. That sounds awesome. And of course we have
Heather Haye -Prime. Hello. I'm gonna call myself
Prime whenever I can. Betty Prime. That sounds
like something Betty White. Betty white pretty
white would be a good transformer. Yeah, she'd
be awesome. No Just know the Highlander of the
Golden Girls Didn't she the only one left alive
at this point Oh God You want to see Sophia in
one of the most hilariously stupid 90s movies
watch stop or my mom will shoot Alright, so we
are here and as I said, it's holiday left over
time December 30th of 2015 we over on Showtime
synergy in the pullback we did the Holiday special
for Jim So I figure why not do the other a couple
of the other ones and we're gonna do like I said
My Little Pony and Transformers First up is My
Little Pony. The main cover is spike Basically
being electrocuted kind of like Clark Griswold.
It's the yes the Christmas vacation Spoof. I
love it. And all the presents are for rarity.
I love it. Of course. Are they? Yeah, they totally
are. There's a lot of really glorious tiny little
stuff to find. Yep. The creative on this is Katie
Cook on writing. Art's also by Katie Cook, Brenda
Hickey, Agnes Garbowska, and Andy Price. Colors
by Heather Breckle, lettered by Neil Iatake.
I guess. And of course, Bobby Kernow is on editing.
We start off with Twilight Sparkle and Spike
being snowed in at the House of Mouse, so I'm
sorry. You can't have mouses as we'll see shortly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I have to say this
is my, well... Next month in February Nicole
and I are gonna be doing fiendship is friendship
February. So I have read pony comics before this
I've read the the friends not friends forever
God the micro series The ponytails that's I've
read the the two volumes of ponytails volume
one and volume two and I still have to read friend
of the Fiend Ship is Magic and some other stuff,
but technically this is my overall third introduction
to the IDW My Little Pony comics. It starts off
with, like I said, Twilight Sparkle and Spike
in this... Don't know coffee shop or train station
Stop because there's the train tracks there.
Yeah, she's good. She just met up with her parents.
She's trying to get home It's kind of like planes
trains and automobiles if you think about it
We do not need bad fan fiction of Twilight and
Spike in the position of John Candy and Steve
Martin. It's like, that's not my hand. We do
not need that. But now you have invented it.
Yep, it's all your fault. so spike makes an executive
dragon decision that the that they should go
back to that her parents place and Then the avalanche
of snow comes piling in on him for spike. I love
the blissful ignorance Oh boy, so they get snowed
in And Well, Twilight wanted to read is the thing
right and she's a bookworm right at twice Amy
is Twilight, okay Because that's what she wants
to do with her whole life, is just read. But
somebody saw her book in her purse and just like...
Stole it and the way they port the way they portray
it is like it's totally a normal thing to just
like see a book in Somebody's person take it
with you like oh too bad the lost book I should
take it home like a foster book or something
like no, that's not how it works I love the title
of the book too. I know it's Lord of the Reins.
It's amazing Little pony right there. He's just
so into it. I Love that. He's getting to do exactly
what Twilight wanted to do He's growing by the
fire with a mug of tea reading the book and she's
just like alas and her tongue says anguish. Oh
My god, I didn't even notice that at first That's
my favorite thing that they do in the pony comics
is just funny little jokes with words that they're
like, yeah, we know adults are reading this.
Yeah, it's it's kind of like what Kelly Thompson
does over in gym where she'll there was the the
annual where they were having a movie night and
at one point or another, they all fell asleep
and around all of them, it says adorable snoring.
So, Spike is being a crybaby, essentially, because
he wants her to read to him. Why not, man? I
guess. What I found interesting with this is
how they incorporated the other ponies before
the eventual end of the story. Because I was
wondering how they were going to do that with
Twilight and Spike stranded. It's a holiday miracle.
Yeah, it's a festivus for the rest of us. Did
I just now notice that the bookseller guy fully
has a hipster beard? Oh, yeah So the first story
here is basically Rainbow the red -nosed reindeer.
Yes It's essentially a rainbow. I kind of want
a plushie of that. I know. I just like her feet.
And I like her big ears. Yeah. And her little
cyclonus antlers. I love it. I didn't even notice
those at first. Too bad one of them isn't broken.
That would be awesome. Can you imagine like the
other ponies or reindeer are like we you know
We won't let you play our reindeer games and
they like break off her horn They've had plenty
of Transformers references in the ponies. Oh,
yeah You know the very very first one big optimist
prime right there The the gray pony that says
what do you mean reindeer games it almost looks
like Her name's Silver Spoons. Oh, okay. I was
gonna say it almost reminds me of Jade from Twilight's
One -Shot, but it's not Jade, obviously. It's
supposed to be like Paris Hilton. And the other
one's Diamond Tiara. They're the privileged ponies
that just have everything going for them. And
if you're not like them, you're not good enough.
And that's basically how they talk to you. Yeah,
I have to zoom in and look at the names of these
games Okay, my favorite is apology. Yeah apology
connect for look Cattle ship Yeah, cattle ship
makeopoly No, meropoli meropoli. Yeah work is
not really curious about what this other one
is it's gelding wars gelding wars okay what okay
yes that's okay we have all right i'm fulfilled
now i have so uh they all leave her go inside
play their reindeer games and she's sitting out
there in you know with snow on her head and all
of a sudden princess luna crashes into her and
we break to You know, we break the fourth wall
here and, uh, cause Spike's like, wait, Princess
Luna is in this book? I guess so. Oh, look, she
wrote it. I love her author picture. Yeah, it's
hilarious. Uh, and it basically turns out to
be, poor Princess Luna. She just doesn't know
how to. talk to the common folk I totally heard
her voice for that part she was stuck in the
moon for centuries she's still learning with
the with the duck or the goose here I really
really instead of saying off with you I really
wanted to say I wanted her to say off with your
head nothing like flying fruitcake to get the
season started right I'm one of those people
I actually enjoy fruitcake one of the few there's
ten of us we should start a club so we get Luna
and Rainbow here Luna is essentially Santa, and
obviously Rainbow is gonna become Rudolph. What
an awesome job, man. I love the art. The art's
amazing in this. And I love how the, um, you
know, you hear this giant crash outside and the
other, the ponies that are still inside playing,
um... They are playing Maropoly they all just
kind of look and they're like wondering what
the heck was that And I love princess Luna you
just flew most accidentally to catch that rogue
fruitcake it wasn't rogue you threw it So the
other ponies come out and they're all being really
nice to rainbow would only be it's the standard
Let you know standard lesson all kids should
should learn, you know treat others as you should
be treated But they're essentially treating rainbow
better than they would have only because princess
Luna's there Well, they want to be part of the
world, you know Love the line a lot has happened
in ten minutes. We've all changed and grown as
individuals So they go back inside and Luna says
best way to show thanks my friend is to his manual
labor Let us be off. There's a fruitcake in it
for you and back to annoying me Of course we
we we learn the lesson and we go back to the
the train station and Oh The coffee vendors name
and is that supposed to be a Starbucks hat it's
well it probably is if she's got the apron Yeah,
and it's well, yeah, he's got the name too Yeah,
I You know, I I know last year there was a big
You know of an arms thing over what you know
Starbucks did for the holidays, but it's like
every time I see Starbucks now I'm just waiting
for someone like in something like this. I'm
just waiting for someone to make the cups red
Have had the red cups in here Oh, and then they
had the polar bear fiasco too. Yeah, that's true.
That was so stupid. People are idiots. I'm glad
I missed the polar bear one. Oh, so it was, you
know, like the, uh, Coca -Cola bear polar bears
and they had the red scarves on them. Well, they
had these cute little cookies that looked like
the polar bears and they put a little red scarf.
Oh, that's right. I did see that. It was, it
was so gross. I'm like, really? Are you serious?
You actually think they're going to do that?
I will not tangent about people making controversies
out of stuff that isn't really controversial.
The Toy and the Mouse is the next story which
stars Rarity Spike's favorite person or pony
to stock. This is basically the Nutcracker folks.
Yeah. And, uh, and rarity pretty much, um, refuses
to participate. Yeah. It's just like the real
story of the Nutcracker and everything. And then
it stops when there's a mouse king, the mouse
king in it. Nope. We're not doing this. This
actually knocked me out of the story a little
bit because it was The first story was enjoyable
and fun and I was I was all down for the characters
being You know ponies that we know in very thin
disguises and that was fun But this rarity one
it breaks the fourth wall so thoroughly and so
right away Yeah, that I was like, wait, are we
still even reading an actual book? What and it
threw me out? Yeah, and then we get the horseshoe
on the head for the Mouse King with the whack
and it goes back to The train station come to
find out spike in twilight of falling asleep.
Oh I didn't catch that. Okay, that makes it make
more sense if they were dreaming then it's allowed
to be full Well, it starts off as, you know,
if you look at it, because Spike does in the
beginning here, when, you know, when we learn
that the dude's name is Cup of Joe, they have
another book and Spike holds it up and he starts,
she starts reading with his mouth full and she
starts, says, don't do that. And then we see
the part of the book where it says the toy and
the mouse. So it's, it's a story in one of the
books, but they fell asleep reading it. Right.
Yeah. Okay. So that's why the fourth wall can
essentially be, you know, have the glass shattered
on itself. Yeah. I like that. The picture of
Twilight getting, uh, woke up by the clanging
of the film. That's what it'll look like tomorrow
at six o 'clock because I've already been up
and I still have to do a shift of work. You need
to get your sleep pad on track there. it's not
easy when you work graveyards and you guys still
have a wife if you look at the at that panel
there both of them have the same look in their
eyes except spike is upside down So cup of Joe
says, you know, oh I figured oh, I you know,
you said your friends were having a party I figured
let's have a party here and all I have at home
is my fish. Oh my gosh The poor the poor fish.
I mean, come on He's got a present for his owner
and he's not home. Oh my gosh. Look at those
sad eyes It's Nemo all over again So they read
the final story, Twas the Night of Hearth's Warming
Eve, and obviously this is, you know, the night
before Christmas. I like how this is written.
I always find it really interesting to see how
writers incorporate the classic Christmas tales
like this. To fit their whatever their specific
story is. Yeah I enjoyed the heck out of the
writing of this too Just cuz it was it was like
we're gonna be serious pump. No, I Just love
that Mac is reading Mary Higginson Clark I love
that. Oh, so Mac likes the romances. Mac likes
harlequins. I know it's not a harlequin. It's
a romance suspense kind of thing. Maybe he's
in it for the suspense. I also just noticed that
he is wearing butt flat PJs. I know. Oh my gosh.
There's so much cuteness in this. Okay, so so
this does have to do with the comic but we went
to this oh It's basically a water park here that
they decided to throw a winter activity thing
yeah, and They had a little train ride and you
stop halfway through the train ride you go in
and watch like a 10 -minute cartoon and you get
hot chocolate and The cartoon was this really
old Like Santa Claus coming to all the children
kind of cartoon and I'm like wow things have
changed since the 1930s There was the little
kid whose butt flap falls out But there was also
like the kid that falls into something and looks
up with blackface And oh my god Wow, there's
a lot of stuff that you could not get away with
now That's great you can't remember what's called
no Yeah, it was it was like weirdly traumatic
But back to the comic but you know, I was having
a brief flashback looking at at Big Mac's bump
there so So this one kind of ends with obviously,
you know Granny Smith coming in I like that.
I love granny We go back to Twilight, Joe, and
Spike, and we hear a creak, and Spike is somehow
sleeping, standing up. But wait, we have to rejoin
the line that's not an action figure, it's a
doll. Sorry. Moving on, go ahead. Yes, yes. And
we hear a whoosh, and Spike wakes up, and we
see all these strangers. With white eyes. All
these are white eyes, yep. They're getting their
ninja turtle on. Let's fire until you see the
white of their eyes. So everyone shows up. Rainbow,
Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, to
have a party at the coffee shop. And wait. Yeah,
that is rainbow. Okay. It's a harrowing tale
of friendship hardship and dedication that will
need a full 20 pages to explain Hey, bring the
fourth wall. Is it my bit? Is psychotic we have
seen this yeah I love the whole, we left Big
Mac behind. He can get himself out of that ice
crevasse and get his blank up here anytime he
wants. Probably. He'll be fine. I love how Pinky
is like, oh, Cup of Joe, is he on the guest list?
And then the next panel is her just basically
giving him the glare of all evil. That part got
me in the feels, because I'm totally that guy.
Wherever I went as a teenager, I was like, I'm
here. I know I'm not cool. But she accepted him.
She's like, ah, that's fine. I love it. You could
be Spikes plus one. Overall, I dug this. I thought
it was really cool. I like the art. I like some
of the stories. I don't know. I just, I don't
know. I'm still wrapping my head around this
whole my little Just this whole universe is just
weird to me At times yes, it's just strange to
me at times Yeah, we'll we'll get into that full
-on next month, but yeah It's just happiness.
What are your overall thoughts, Nicole, for the
My Little Pony special? It's a lot of fun. I
mean, you have to read it, because it's got a
lot of little hidden gems. And it's one of those
things that you have to read so you can actually
see them. It's definitely ponies, holidays, happiness,
funniness. It's got a good little moral story.
And I love the artwork. I especially love the...
picture of Macintosh when he remembers there's
the fire. Yes. I love that panel. It's so cute.
And the take on a classic, like you said, Twisted
Night Before Christmas. Love that. It's just
overall fun goodness. It's definitely ponies.
I love it. All's I can think of when I hear this
was the night before Christmas now is a Guy in
his pajamas in a dog chain And of course Piki
pie bought her party cannons, so yeah festive
boom To be honest I did love it but there are
parts that I really enjoy and the fact that it
really comes together at the end saves it like
you get to the end you're like yeah that was
fun and there's there like Nicole said the the
hidden gems are what make it the best and that
that's what makes the pony comics really fun
to be honest is the fact that you can go through
them and be like oh my gosh that little detail
is great i love the pinky pipe randomly brings
the fish that was one of my my pinky senses tiny
little favorite He's like, yeah, I left my fish
at home, but my fish won't care. And then it
cuts to the fish holding this little present
and like crying in his tank. And I'm like, oh
my gosh, that's horrible. But then she saved
the day and brought the fish back. So yeah, it
was fun, but not like deathless to me. On a scale
of zero to five, what would you rate this? Well,
it's your opinions on it. I like it. I thought
it was interesting. Like I said, I like seeing
different universe takes on classic tales. The
art is great. At first, I was taken out of the
whole rarity story at first, like Heather kind
of was, but then I realized, oh wait, yeah, they
fell asleep. That's interesting. And I like how
Joe is kind of disappointed that they fell asleep
I Mean it's it's ponies and Christmas what more
needs to be said Her heart is swarming even whatever
they call it in the universe Okay rating it what
would we rate this one I'm gonna give it a four
It's a lot of fun Yeah, yeah, the nutcracker
one did kind of like Heather said, the first
time I read it, it did kind of confuse me that
the second time, of course, I knew what it was
expecting, but there's so many little gems in
there. And it's one of those things that you
could read with anyone pretty much. Oh, yeah,
absolutely. What about you, Heather? I think
I'd give it a three and a half. Because it's
perfectly fine. but like I said not not this
isn't one I would be like I must own it but it's
really it's fun but kind of forgettable to me
please don't hate me internet I love you for
me I'm also gonna give it a three and a half
I enjoyed it I thought it was really cool I kind
of wish they would have done a little bit more
with it especially for the price that it is because
originally i think this was a four or five ninety
nine book i think i could be wrong about that
i'll have to look at that and i'll get back to
you guys at the end of the show but we're gonna
take a quick break so heather can go get some
hot chocolate and we'll come back with the transformers
Holiday special after this So we are back and
we all have a chocolate and apparently erotimus
gives the erotimus star to ultra Magnus Actually,
this is orange for a for a for a star hanger
Everything about both of these covers is true
faithful amazing and profound and I bought both
of them Because okay nerd moment dork moment,
whatever Okay, so I had to have of course the
ultra Magnus has Christmas tree cover because
you have to but I also had to have the me and
Megatron go sledding one. Oh my god Like everybody
else sledding is great, but me and Megatron are
going sledding and yes When I first saw this
I thought Cromie was pulling Bumblebee's head
off He's like, why are you holding onto my face?
I love Starscream kicking Windblade off the end
of this stiletto, though. I love just like, whee,
jump, pew. But like, because this is how I grew
up, I'm like, I love this cover so hard. And
we have three different stories in this one.
We have Choose Me, written by Marigold Scott,
Art by Coren Howell, Colors by Thomas Deer, Silent
Light by The Soulkiller James Roberts, art by
Koteri, colors by Joanna, and then the 13th day
of Christmas, or well, it's actually supposed
to be the 38th day of Christmas, but whatever,
the 13th day of Christmas, written by John Barber
and art by Josh Bircham. Oh, that's cool. Full
art, not just, because usually it's Perez and
Burcham on colors. Perez on art, Burcham, that's
awesome. Yep, he got to draw all by his little
self. That's awesome. That's a lot of work. He
always gets stoked when he gets to color, or
not color, obviously. When he gets to draw a
comic, he's like, I got to draw, thank you guys!
It's very cute. I had a think. So we start off
with choose me, and I didn't notice this at first,
but look at the sun. I know, the sun's horrible!
Are you noticing that like the city also has
a big smiley grin underneath? Yeah, it does.
Oh yeah, everything is so happy and... And there
is of course my little pony crossover. Dude,
my daughter, I was like, Eve, come look, there's
a pony with like a cutie mark and everything.
Kind of reminds me of a pink strido or a pink
arrow from He -Man. I wanted to be one of those
animals that Fort Max rescued. Yeah. So in this,
they're... telling us about everyone who is coming
back to Cybertron, all the refugees, and they're
talking about the Velocitrons and little devisons
all wanted to meet and, you know, talking about
the Ikarians and Kameans and all the people.
And Oscar the Grouch is happy. Starscream the
Grouch apparently is happy. There's like a totally
little Oscar the Grouch guy hiding in a pile
of trash being like the city is much nicer now
even for me Can we please just clarify at the
very beginning of this that this is a riff on
how the Grinch stole Christmas in rhyme? And
it's amazing. Yeah, it is and sadly I can hear
Oh No, I know I don't mean it in a bad way I'm
just saying that that was the first thing I thought
of When I was reading this and at first I thought
that I didn't think that was an Oscar the Grouch
I thought that was chippy Starscream honestly
They deposed him So yeah Starscream's in his
in his tower And he's like, they don't love me
enough. I was reading this out loud to the kids
and like, I like don't do voices very well, but
for some reason with this, I instantly had this
amazing Starscream voice. It's like, they don't
love me enough. The only thing that I don't like
about this story and it's i've pretty much enjoyed
everything marigold's ever done everything that
i've read that she's done but do they have to
keep calling him dead bumblebee like but it's
like you said the ghost of bumblebee or something
or i i know it's just a book and i know it's
just a story but it just the two times that it
said it just creeps me out But that's the joke
it's it's that I know to me. Anyway, that was
the joke like so I'm gonna turn to dead bumblebee.
Wait, what? Only show up to Starscream or oh
He does I was gonna say it would make it better
if he had chains, but he does have chains. Oh
Yeah, the irony of it is Bumblebee never wanted
cash. I understand what the joke is, but... I
know I was like, that doesn't farm, but I don't
care, it's fun. Are they ever going to bring
Bumblebee back? Not probably for a while, I'd
say. Not for a while. He's been gone for a long
time, though, now. Not that long. I mean, think
about the other people have been gone for ages.
Well Bumblebee died in what issue 25 or up to
almost issue 50 at this point? I don't expect
him back until like issue a hundred if and in
the series I Honestly, I will be surprised if
he comes back in Under these with this creative
team. I exactly brought back by some other creative
team in the future If you want your bumblebee,
you have robots in disguise. No, no, no. I know.
I know. I'm just... And like I said, we haven't...
I haven't seen him in forever in this series
or in the main ongoing. So that's why I'm saying
we know he's dead. And that's why I'm saying
showing him up here, I'm like wondering, is this
kind of like, is he going to come back sooner
rather than later? Well, this is just the continuing
of Starscream Talks to Bumblebee. Yeah. Because
he has been doing that for a while. Which I actually
really enjoy a lot. So Starscream gets his throne
together, he gets his little... I should say
Rattrap. He's tapping his foot while Rattrap's
like heaving his throne. Oh, that's Starscream.
and Starscream goes on his little video thing
and basically says that this should be, you know,
honor the chosen one day and you're supposed
to honor me and Rattrap runs off and gets it
to Circuit's station. the new session and I almost
it almost looks like and it could be just the
way I'm looking at the art it almost looks like
circuit puts it in upside down and I love that
it's like a VHS tape but he is like he's got
little bubbles of sleepiness I love that he was
just asleep under the desk like they're both
just Can I just say how much I love this artwork?
It is absolutely fun and adorable. There are
so many things where I'm just like, oh my gosh,
thank you for that panel, Corin. For although
they beautifully broadcast the tape, Longtooth
cut off the end which changed the whole shape
of the speech that Starscream had given and ruined
the aims for which he had striven. I love the
next panel where it's like and show why you carry
with August Brevura. It's a word. Trust me That
circuits an ape that's not what I said he cut
off my tape he could have cut off worse things
Starscream Yeah, dude, but the next panel where
he's just like curled up on his bed. He's got
like Supposed to be a Megatron poster with darts
in it and he's got like He's got this wonderful
little 12 -year -old boy room with like stars
and planets hanging from the ceiling and rockets
on his dresser and a lava lamp. You know that
uh the the truck thing on the bottom of the upper
middle right part of the panel right next to
the lava lamp? Yeah. No, not astro train. Flying
white school bus? Yeah, but it looks like octane.
Kind of. Yeah, I can't tell if that's a Megatron
dartboard or not. I can't really see if that's
a Megatron. I just assume that it is. That's
like his eye and then his frown. Basically it
has to be a Megatron dartboard. Well, yeah, it
could be a Galvatron dartboard, but you never
know. I know. All of the other bots love the
news. Both of the tankers got matching tattoos.
I love that panel. I love that so much. See,
I feel bad because I read the pony one and I'm
like, okay, that was fun. But this one, I cannot
read a single page without busting up laughing.
And part of it is that I'm not as deeply immersed
in the ponyverse. I mean, I'm immersed, but not
deeply immersed. Just just I mean, oh my gosh,
there's a reward in every panel Yeah There was
the pony one too. I just like these rewards better
I love the line lead his soldiers through a parade
and wait Where's the other am I missing a panel
here? What are you looking for? And says and
his teammates bought him. Oh, okay. Never mind.
I'd read it wrong and his teammates bought onslaught
a brand new grenade it's just awesome yes everyone
is the spirit of giving and you don't really
see too much with cheetor and i i assume that's
dino bar just like be like we don't really like
each other but here's present slide see as much
as the holograms Yeah, it kinda does. I mean,
as much as I love Cheetor, and trust me, I am
a huge Cheetor fanboy, I'm not afraid to admit
that, but it's just one of those things where
it would almost be better if that was Rattrap,
and I know it can't be, because Ratt... But if
you think of Beast Wars, you think of the quote
-unquote shipping and all that, it's Rattrap
and Dinobot, not Cheetor and Dinobot, but whatever.
That is still fun, though. Yeah. Dude, I just
assumed that, like... bajillions of little fangirl
hearts exploded at the knockout and breakdown
panel yeah that was going to the wastelands or
whatever it was i'm sorry i clicked the microphone
the fact they're dragging cans behind them with
signs are all too acid waste or bust that's just
crazy uh so let's see here we have And Steve's
still alive! Yeah, Steve is still alive, but
Waspinator looks like he died again. He's at
the spot doing his energon treatment. Yeah, he's
drunk. He's doing pond angels. and of course
everyone is is is happy except for one and the
panel where it says in that bitter old star scream
stewed in his tower getting madder each second
and sadder each hour he looks like cup in that
panel corn drew an old cup scream I have seen
so many people using that as like their little
avatar, that face and that face and the grinchy
grin face. Like just as soon as this came out,
everybody just like went, mine! Yup. It's hilarious.
So he's plotting his revenge and suddenly there's
a knock at the door and... He recognizes everybody's
features, and Wheeljack essentially just bursts
right in and basically slams the door in his
face. Everybody shows up to celebrate with Starscream
because Starscream didn't make it about himself.
So it's a good thing that the news people cut
off the end of his tape. I like this story. I
thought this was pretty cool. I love the rhyming.
Yeah, and Yeah, the artwork is just so much fun
Margarit did a really good job with this one.
Yeah Okay, so the the section of the pony one
that has the rhyming I really really really really
enjoyed that For the fact that it was willing
to be like really bad poetry This is a slightly
trickier thing where She's really trying to stick
pretty closely to the form and still be funny.
Which is really hard. So I'm like, good job.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, this is the one that I basically
grabbed everyone and went, sit down, I'm reading
this aloud because it's funny. I like your old
woman voice there. Yeah, all of my art night
people had to deal with a big read aloud like
I started I'm like I'm just gonna read you the
Starscream one of I read the whole thing And
we get the middle story here, which is soul crusher
James Roberts this one made my son cry Actual
tears of course and he Like, this is totally
jumping to the end, but he was so sad at how
the baby turned out. He was the disappointment
incarnate. He was like, I wanted to be a baby!
I'm like, I'm sorry! Welcome to James' world.
He giveth and he taketh away. Right, he mostly
taketh away. You know I hate hats. I love Rodimus.
I don't care what anyone says, I love Rodimus,
I always will. I like Rodimus, I just like it
when he gets left handed to him. Like that panel.
Because a frustrated Rodimus just brings me joy,
I don't know why. Oh, the one where he's pinching
his nose or whatever? Yeah, when he's getting
the hat and he's just like We're like way farther
in than I thought we were We wait because guys
we have to talk about Megatron picking up minimus
The fact a the fact that minimus would let somebody
pick him up at all and then the fact that it's
Megatron and then the fact that they are finishing
each other's sentences and Roddy's like you guys
are freaking me out, please Yeah, it's just crazy
Why isn't he in his armor? That's what I don't
understand I understand it around outside of
his armor more so that he can hang out with ten
because ten likes him when he's little and to
practice being comfortable in his own skin But
what It's like this. Heather will understand.
It's when you've had a long day and you get your
bra off and you're like, oh, this feels good.
Let's move on from that. Thank you. So we get
the hat wearing. That is such a British thing.
Everything in this entire comic is so, so British.
They have crackers and they have paper hats.
They have really good engex apparently because
apparently Swerve is importing. Swerve knows
the good stuff. I love it so much it's making
me sad. Swerve is amazing at this. I love Nautica
here still if he discovers you've been importing
contraband njacks and having lock -ins He's too
busy preparing for the big sleep. He's not gonna
bother us knock knock knock run. It's him run
No, no run and hide I love that swerve is just
like throwing in movie titles still because the
big sleep is totally a movie I also love how
Nautica is just like I like the way Nautica is
lying with her feet up For some reason, I just
enjoy that. And balancing energon on her wrench,
because... Doing an impression of Ultra Magnus.
That's my best Ultra Magnus, it's a work in progress.
Don't beat up prisoners. And of course, it's
only Amy showing up. So something we kind of
skipped over, which I noticed it immediately
as soon as they said it. We have a note about
it here now where the intercom is coming over.
Hibernation in T minus 15 minutes. All crew members
are to proceed to the observation deck where
they will find a bed. Yes. For those that don't
understand, biometric. Envelope development device
development device when it first said it. I Noticed
it immediately. I was like, oh my god, that's
how they're gonna work beds into the Transformers
universe. Oh my god Well, yeah, but actually
being able to say I Didn't know we're all made
different lines and stuff with his I I love that
line, please tell me what I think it is, because
if it is, I don't think my face can do this turn
of events justice. Yeah, it's hilarious. So as
we go along, basically the point here is they
have to go into this hibernation thing because
they're... trying to go around or go through
a certain galaxy or whatever and apparently apparently
it's like you know going to the Klingon homeworld
or something i don't know so yeah go to the bad
people who don't like robots place so we all
have to sleep and hide yeah hide under your blanket
so the monsters can't see you Everything in this
is such a funny joke, unlike the, you have to
go to bed or Santa Claus won't come type thing.
Oh yeah. And then we, I can't believe they're
still doing this joke. Formerly the duly appointed
enforcer of the tire rest accord. Can we let
that die, please? No, it's still funny. It's,
oh god, just let it die, people. um mike's the
only one that mike doesn't know how to have fun
shut up uh why are you surprised magnus never
magnus locks everything he locks his own mouth
when he isn't speaking and nautica pretty much
destroys the door with her wrench that's one
way that's that's one way uh So why are they
breaking into this thing? Why are they breaking
into his office? To get the subspace whoop -de
-doo. Okay. The thing that Swerve is trying to
get that's kind of like wrapped up in chains.
It's exactly like the Carmex bottle with no bottom
that I invented when I was 10. Jeez. And for
some odd reason, Wurl and Nautica had a baby.
Adorable I love the line. She's making a face
and it's like a face. It looks like you from
Wally a little bit. Yeah, I Love world fixing
the window with tape and like drawing on it with
crayon and Then we get drunk singing Magnus for
holiday And Swerve pretty much tries to distract
him. This is what always happens to me when I'm
like singing and I think I'm by myself and or
directing music with gusto by myself. Somebody
will walk in and I will be like, ah, and they
will be falling on the floor laughing. This happened
to be just recently. I was at church having to
make copies in the library. thinking that I'm
all by myself in the church. I had my headphones
on. I'm jamming out. I'd have my iPod on shuffled.
Gangster Paradise comes on. I'm getting into
it. And someone walks in, and I'm like, don't
act like you don't want to join in. Oh, man.
Well played. Well played. Come on. After 20 years,
this song's still awesome. Yep. Both versions.
Weird Al's version is just as good. I stand by
that. Okay. Okay. No problem. I thought there
were, you know how back in those days they used
to have like, Hey, this is the super dance remix
and this is blah, blah, blah remix. And this
is this. I'm like, that is totally not a back
in the day thing. It is still with us. Talk about
one thing about the music industry that needs
to die other than Taylor Swift Once every hundred
there's a really good one So getting back to
this Chromia not for I'm sure not chromia Nautica
and world lose their kid at some point. They
leave the kid in the office and the kid finds
the armor It's doing the full horror movie All
I can think of is Autobot spike You know, but
that's all I can think of is when spike becomes
Autobot exit first Not his derange though when
she waxes I actually really like the art of these
panels cuz it's I don't like that. The Thunk
panel and the, like, Whirl being, like, full
stretch of horror. Yeah. Like, we have made Whirl
look horrified by stretching him and putting
action lines behind him, and it's working. So,
Nautica bashes Minima's Anbus over the back of
the head with a wrench. And then Whirl's like,
are we sure I didn't just do that? Because that's
the type of thing I would do. Yeah, Nautica and
Whirl are probably the most, um, put together
couple in this panel. It's like, wow. He was
panicking. It made me panic. You knocked off
his tiny mustache. And Whirl's picking it up
in his claw. It's amazing! And Magnus is just
like passed out still singing. Mm -hmm. It's
the happiest season of all. And Megatron. We
finally see Megatron again. Five minutes, everyone.
Everyone not preparing for the ejection of the
ship. Yeah. Okay, this whole entire section.
I can't even deal with the seconds. It's so funny.
Sure, I have no idea what, uh... You think you're
doing ultra Magnus, but I've never given anyone
a hug in my life. I knew it And the fact that
Roddy's just like he's just getting into his
little pod thing he's just like he doesn't even
look back He's like I knew it Sitting on the
floor cowering with his arms wrapped around his
knees being like I hate you all go to bed The
capsules look almost like the original Thundercat
capsules when they got ejected from the ship
when they landed on Earth in the original Thundercat
series. But yeah, Megatron's just sitting there
holding himself. All of you, get to your beds!
No one else wants to hold Megatron, so he has
to hold himself. I want to hold Megatron! Thank
heaven! no one else in the comic wants to hold
Megatron this is your final warning you're a
solitary individual you can get lonely I can
empathize but now is not the time and then we
get back to the baby situation it's just so so
ladies and gentlemen if you've how long is this
overall How long has both of these been going
on? Since what, 2011? Right? I guess so. I think.
Yeah, sounds about right. I could look it up.
I'm too lazy. Four or five weeks at this point.
In five years, if you have not gotten emotionally
attached to Whirl, you're going to get emotionally
attached to Whirl in this comic right now. And
it looks like he's going to Eject the because
you can't the thing about the the the beds. They're
made for one Robot only so you can't have two
sparks in there the people that they're trying
to hide from will find them and Whirls like sawdust
and he just puts the little baby those claws
like his and he's just like Oh, he's gonna go
to a different world and he's gonna tell everyone
about you know The world that he had before He
had a little jerry -curl So oh god, so we get
to the Metabay later Where is she what have you
done with her Don't worry. She's safe or rather.
They're safe safely contained. I'm afraid you've
been nurse meeting an infestation of scraplets
Yeah, oh and now At the end of this podcast,
I have to put in bulkhead screaming. Yes, do
it, do it, do it! Oh, bulkhead. And Nautica's
not a natural -born lawbreaker, so she went to
Velocity, and yeah, she pretty much narked on
him. And we find out what that knock was at the
door at Swerve's. It was apparently the Scraplets
making a fist. Yeah. And it basically ends on
a world saying, and they did all that just so
they could live to kill again. I'm sorry. Are
you kidding? I'm proud of them. It is so. world
is so amy so the second story i enjoyed the second
story we get to the third one and it's probably
the only time i've actually enjoyed thunder crapper
uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh...
uh... The funny thing is I was reading this I'm
like and I was feeling proud of Thundercracker
because his writing has gotten better I'm like
oh Thundercracker your writing is still really
bad, but it's better than it used to be good
job you're learning At least he can rhyme now.
It's a Decepticon Warlord with an armed fusion
cannon. Oh my gosh so much I want a toy of this
Santa Megatron is awesome Basically, we just
have to make it like a little Santa suit and
add a little beard. Oh My gosh, I give him a
little bag with a sack And I love I love what
John did with the titles. He pretty much bullwinkled
it the 13th day of Christmas or Dead and green
or the night thundercracker and Buster saved
Christmas. I Love that Buster has a voice in
this. Yes. Yeah So Santa Megatron basically kills
this this chick who was supposed to be a an amalgamation
of Marissa Fairborn Which is okay because I kind
of hate Marissa Fairborn and But I I love that
her name is Anna log Yeah, that that is something
like I would find at work Like yes, I'll give
an example two days ago I was doing a kid piece
of mail last name case first name Justin oh no
together and I'm just like oh your parents hated
you wow I thought that was a joke so I get um
I bid you peace on earth peace through tyranny
boom or sorry choo I thought Shockwave was only
allowed to do the tune, but anyway. Then we get
to Eddie Valiant as Thundercracker. I totally
hear Humphrey Bogart narrating this and it makes
it 12 ,000 times better. It was past midnight
on December 38th when my phone rang. I was to
sleep. Yeah, Buster in black and white is kind
of awesome. This was the page that I was like,
Josh, I love it so hard! Oh my gosh, I also love
the line, but my friends call me when they're
in trouble. My name's Cracker, Thunder Cracker,
but my friends call me when they're in trouble.
I'm a detective, the private kind. Just everything
about this is so awesome. This is one of my favorite
pages. I love his little I love his hat and I
love his little grin and like I love Buster staring
at the phone with the World of Warcraft quest
thing above her head. Didn't I say it was on
lettering for this one? I don't remember. I don't
remember. I'm not going back. I got it. I got
it. Letters by Tom B. Long. Okay, that's what
I figured. I love how he and this one does the
bold on certain things. Oh, yeah. It's hilarious.
You know, we really I need to go and give that
man some worship because I've been reading some
of the older like the early IDW books to the
kids lately while we wait for things to come
out. I'm like, wow. The lettering used to not
be as good. He'd be like, Tom, you do good things.
Thank you, sir. You know, because this is Christmas,
I really want an analog's name to be director
Yule. Yule log. But whatever. That can be her
middle name. So apparently oh Wait no John wrote
this not James yeah the line with thundercracker
life's colorblind. There's no red and green only
shades of gray all as I can think it was what
Alex had Nicole do that one time And I love Thundercracker's
explanation of why he loves he can turn into
a jet. He never has to fly coach for long Because
it's such a lame joke, you know, it's it's funny
because it's lame because we know that Thundercracker
just cannot come up with his level of cleverness
is relatively low, but he tries and Turning buster
into Rudolph is just And I love that Santa has
this, like, massive... So Santa's Citadel is
the most heavily guarded fortress in the galaxy.
See, I originally thought that it was going to
be Megatron here, because you got robot fire
-breathing reindeer. I would expect that to be
a Megatron thing, not a Santa thing. You guys,
I just noticed something that I missed this entire
time. The Coca -Cola Bears are in the panel with
Thundercracker at the top. Also, oh my gosh,
there are penguins sliding on the ice and going
woo -hoo. Yeah, I noticed the penguins. I didn't
see them. Where are the polar bears? On the exact
opposite end. Oh, okay, yeah. Holy crap! There's
like a fat severe showing up with a bag. I can't
even deal with this Buster she kind of looks
like the dog from how the grinch told Christmas.
I can't remember the dog's name now. Oh Max.
Yeah. Yeah, she kind of looks like back So the
candy cane cannons are my favorite and I want
the toy of them I want the toy of Santa's Citadel.
Uh, yeah, I want this I want it to open up and
I want to put the little reindeer robots in there
and a couple of Steve's just because they seem
like they would fit. Yeah. The only thing I'm
going to question with this part of the story
is the fact that Buster has this giant rocket
pack strapped to the dog's back. There's no way.
We do not question. It is a story. I know it's
a story, but there's just no way logistically
that that dog is gonna be able to hold the weight
of that giant rocket pack. We're okay with Santa
Claus having a citadel guarded by candy cane
cannons and robot reindeer, but we're not okay
with Buster having a rocket pack. As I said,
I thought it was gonna be Megatron at first because
that's something Megatron would do. If he was
really bored. Huh like if he was really bored.
It's a little too elaborate for Megatron. He
just blow things up So Santa is here and I was
really hoping for a Tim Allen reference Like
what what Tim Allen reference specifically Santa
Claus Tell him was Santa for three movies. Yeah,
no, I just I thought you were looking for a specific
line not a line more more of a design i like
that i like santa that that's an mma fighter
i love they say he's fat right jolly although
well he's not it's not fat it's muscle muscle
and a lifetime of kung fu training he seems to
have just so much fun when he cuts loose and
writes comedy i'm like let the man write comedy
A human life lasts what, 200, 300 years? I don't
know, not long, whatever it is. The worst thing,
all I wanted was freedom for my people, so I
squished some organics, so what? Do I deserve
a lump of coal? Gichon got coal. And thus he
is mad at the world. Oh my gosh, and the whole
like, what's in the box? That would make Megatron
Morgan Freeman, that's just scary. No that would
make him um What's his name Kevin Spacey? Oh,
yeah So Megatron gets a knuckle sandwich. Santa
and Thundercracker are now friends and they go
off with the robotic reindeer with Buster leading
the charge. And we then cut back to the main
thing where Thundercracker is telling the script
to Fairborn and who's the other chick? Uh, Jones.
Okay. You killed me on page two! I like that.
No, it's an analog of you. Why don't you use
cycles and chords like normal people? Yeah. Yeah,
at the end, like going back to real life was
kind of a little bit of a letdown because I actually
really am not a fan of this whole dynamic. I
wanted to like Marissa Fairborn and her relationship
with Thundercracker. I wanted to like it so bad.
But all it's been is just it never has progressed
and it's just her being angry all the time Yep,
and and so I i'm like hating it more and more
the longer it goes I haven't felt about spike
since all hail megatron and so it was kind of
like I haven't read not rid since uh, I think
issue 30 334 so there's been some good stuff,
but it was not the earth -based stuff Well, okay
outside of combiner wars. I haven't read Not
rid since like I said since 33 or 34 I do love
the end with Jones though where they actually
do make Buster look like max from the cringe
now because they put the reindeer And you're
right Buster, of all the thundercrackers in the
world, he's the thundercrackierest. So that's
the Transformers holiday special. What do we
think of it overall? It's awesome and I love
it. You know how Heather feels, Nicole. It's
pure fun. There's only one thing that I have
a problem with this. out of all the things. It's
a problem that I have any time busters in a comic.
The size proportion always changes with her like
in almost every panel. That's fine. That's my
only gripe. That's okay. Still love Buster. Well,
but the size proportion changes based on the
artist, right? Is it just a different artist
drawing her or is it? No. Don't think so Okay,
but it's just because they try to put her in
a proportion with Thundercracker When she's by
Thundercracker and then they try to put her in
a proportion with a human when she's with a human
So but the thing is the portion is the same when
she's with Thundercracker as she is with humans
And this happened this has happened ever since
they've introduced Buster It doesn't matter who
the artist is, yeah. Does it make sense in this,
because it's, you know, it's Thundercracker's
story where he's the detective and she's his
dog, and that's okay, because it's in his imagination,
but... It's just been happening for a couple
years, and that's the one thing I've had a problem
with Buster, and it's understandable. I mean,
Thundercracker can't, you can't really have Buster
as like... Ant on his hand, you know Yeah, but
it's like the only thing that really throws me
off. But besides that is it's 100 % lovely I
really enjoyed it I thought it was really interesting
like I said and I know I'm nitpicking on this
the whole dead bumblebee thing like if she would
have said anything other than dead bumblebee
if she would have said the ghost of bumblebee
or the ghost of bumblebee past or present or
whatever like it's just something it is and I
know I'm nitpicking. But the term ghost only
belongs to Starscream. Y 'all know that. Then
why don't they hurry up and make him one? uh...
we we need new rulers on on cybertron at this
point oh that's not going to happen oh wait aren't
we getting that? aren't we getting that in issue
fifty? anyway yeah the quintessence come back
and take over everything i was thinking all hail
optimus but okay yeah i know i was just being
a brat uh... it's almost 2 a .m. that's overrated
okay uh my thoughts i enjoyed this i wasn't sure
what to expect out of this i really really wasn't
because like i said i haven't really been keeping
up with the two ongoing so i wasn't sure how
they were going to do this but i really enjoyed
the three stories i i really did like them and
it's like like i said before it's probably the
first time i actually enjoyed anything to do
with thundercracker's crappy writing At least
it got better this time. I love Thunder Crapper
writing. You can never not say that now. If you
wanted a real response from me, it would be like
that I'm just actually really really grateful
that this exists because it's just so fun. to
get something like this and it felt like a Christmas
present to me and all the fans to get this and
I receive it like one of the best presents I've
ever got. Now I know we don't know just yet what
the year, since we're in 2016, we don't know
exactly what the whole year is going to be for
the ongoings. Would you guys want them to do
another holiday special with different stories
with different creators next year? Sure, I would
love it. I think it's because, well, I mean,
most of the series in Transformers, they're fairly
serious right now. You get some good jokes here
now and then, you know, you've got the comic
relief in this series, but this is just one of
those like, okay, we're going to just calm down
and take a breather before we rip out your spine
and your heart. All your joy in life. So basically
what you're saying is before we let James have
your have his way with all of you Like he put
out a warning for this next issue He's like this
is gonna be the most disturbing stuff we've ever
done. I'm like, okay So yeah, I I like that they
give us this like like Heather said this was
a little treat, you know It's kind of like how
the holidays are the end of the year is just
health to me, you know, and then December 26
comes around and just like yay, you know Finally
I get to relax and enjoy a couple days off year
So yeah, it was it was a good little treat. Yeah
This is our little candy cane That's kind of
scary. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. Like I said,
overall, I wasn't sure what to expect out of
it. But I mean, I enjoyed the writing. I enjoyed
the art for all three stories. I'm kind of wondering
what if they do another one next year, what kind
of stories they'll do, if they'll do like an
original Christmas tale or if they'll do something
like what happened in I don't think they could
really remake human error, but if they did, it
would be interesting to see how they would do
it. Seeing as how I don't reason why I don't
think they can remake it is because that story
is from animated is central to sound wave and
sound wave really isn't, um, to my knowledge,
he's not exactly, uh, doing a whole lot at this
very second. Um, but yeah, no, I enjoyed it.
I'll probably give it a four out of five. What
about you, Heather? I'm giving it a five, not
because it's perfect, but because it's a Christmas
issue. We haven't had one of those since like
the 80s, have we? I don't know. I'm just, it's
amazing. I'm giving it a five because it made
me that happy and there's nothing in it that
didn't make me absolutely just full of glee.
Okay. I was like, calm down. Full of glee like
full of glee. No goal. Yeah, I like it. Like
I said, I I know I was complaining about Buster
and everything but I'm I'm gonna gonna be Heather.
It was five because I came out being happy about
it. I mean, the the whole scrap thing that that
was that was a little tearjerker but but it was
just it was just again like I said like with
the pony up issue it's one of those things you
can sit down and you could read to someone and
you could to anyone you know even people that
don't know Transformers and they kind of will
get a little laugh at it it's it's not one of
those comics that you have to be up on what was
going on and that's what's nice about it so anyone
could read those comics Alright folks, that's
gonna do it for us on episode 125. I think next
time is, well I know it's obviously 126, but
I think it's gonna be Nicole and I talking about
D4VE from IDW. After that, I don't know just
yet. So Heather, where can the people find you
online? They can find me on Facebook, but if
you try and friend me and I don't have any, like,
shared friends with you, I will ignore you because
I don't know who you are. So just find her on
Twitter. Yeah, you can find her on Twitter. I'm
really bad at using it, but I will notice if
you tweet me. You can find me on DeviantArt.
Look up Hachi Prime and I will be there. Michael?
Oh, I'm BeedlezDiva. Just Google that and you'll
find everything. Twitter, Facebook, all the Transformer
forums. I'm under Halestorm that way, but...
I'm one of those two. Alright folks, that's gonna
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