All Things Transformers
Thrill of the Hunt, Nanosec, Along Came a Spider Review

About this Episode
Hey Tara strong here, and you're listening to
the geek cast radio network Sorry here. This
episode of Transformation Animation Podcast features
Stephen C. Phillips, Mike Blanchard, and Michael
Wilson. Hello and welcome to Episode 3 of Transformation
Animation Podcast. I am one of your hosts, Steve
Jim and Mike, and joining me is Steve Megatron.
Hello. Good day, sir. And Pecan Court Michael.
Hey, how's it going? Not a very enthusiastic
greeting, but yeah. We just came off of recording
a one hour 48 minute long Dark of the Moon discussion
where the three of us joined with Optimus Solo,
the Cybertronian correspondent, talked about
Dark of the Moon in depth, our thoughts and all
that stuff. So yeah, that's what we've been up
to. So let's get into some episodes. So first
up today is the thrill of the hunt. Ratchet thinks
back to the time when he served in the Cybertronian
War as a field medic. During the fighting, he
was sent to rescue an intelligence agent named
R .C. who was injured during the fighting. The
intelligence code she possesses could turn the
war in the Decepticons favor. For that reason,
Megatron sends the bounty hunter for hire Lockdown
to capture her, snagging Ratchet in the process.
Back in the present, Lockdown has resurfaced
and uses Ratchet's EMP generator to capture Optimus
Prime. Recruited by Blitzwing and Lugnut to locate
the Autobots who destroyed Megatron, Lockdown
is revealed to be just a bounty hunter who doesn't
care about the Decepticons' cause and just does
it for the upgrades that he can get. Ratchet
eventually defeats him, reclaims his EMP generator,
and saves Prime and opens up about his experiences
to his leader. Well, Kevin should be happy. This
one focused pretty much all on the robots. I
mean, there's virtually no humans in this episode.
So true. That was a good episode. I enjoyed it.
When I first saw the car, I was like, oh, mysterious
car. And I liked in the flashback that we see
an animated version of a war -torn Cybertron.
I really enjoyed that. RC, yay, thank God they
didn't make her a tool for the Rodimus Springer
War. That's all I'm gonna say on that. That's
all you're gonna say. Leave it alone. Yep. Lockdown
is a badass. He has no choice to be a badass
because Lance Henriksen is the voice. Yes, that
is so awesome. He is awesome. He has the best
voice. He talks... more quickly than voice actors
usually talk, but you can kind of give him a
pass because he's just so awesome. Yeah. I didn't
write the second part of this next note down,
but I realized it as I was watching the episode
afterwards. When they are fighting Lockdown and
his ship and all that stuff... Auto guns with
Cheetor sound! Was it Cheetor sound? It was the
Cheetor Guns. I swear to God, I'll have to go
back and watch it, but I swear to God it was
the Cheetor Gun sound. I wasn't specifically
listening for it. I was so psyched that Prowl
had jumped up, cut one down, and used it to shoot
all the other guns. I thought that was... I cheered.
I was like, yeah! Yeah, that was pretty badass.
It was. Codes crucial to the war effort hmm interesting
and that's all I'm gonna say on that because
we know what happens but Kevin doesn't so that's
one of the things I didn't mention you guys off
air I specifically I have to try to avoid the
spoilers because Kevin will get pissed and he
won't listen to the podcast until we finish and
my final note is it just me or did I hear a bit
of G1 -esque music at the very end of this one
Kind of like a g1 outro tight like the the first
the the main generation one theme I could have
sworn I heard like it like it two notes of the
outro I I didn't hear that I did like the soundtrack
for the episode Yeah, they had a really nice
rock riff that started when bumblebee started
chasing lockdown Yeah, it sounded pretty cool.
I mean it it was it's not Batman Beyond But it's
still pretty cool for a cartoon soundtrack. Yeah.
Oh, wow, I just noticed none of my notes... Bumblebee
must be getting better for me because none of
my notes include Bumblebee as being a dick again.
Well, he did take center stage in this one. That's
true, too. I was gonna say, of course, this is
a ratchet -centric episode, so... And there was
no Sari, so normally you've got Bumblebee and
Sari doing their own thing. That's true. I don't
leave you to wonder where they were and what
were they doing? Dude she's she's like eight
Wait until like season three before the bow check
a while Wow Oh No bumblebee was in this because
in the beginning he said what crawled up your
tailpipe Yeah, he what but what I'm saying is
as you said, it's not a bumblebee centric episode
So it you know his dick richness didn't really
overpower it Yeah, yeah But I did like the ratchet
flashback And that they call them field tech
ratchet and he had both of his uh his horns Yeah,
that was kind of cool Like that I like that his
voice was was toned down. It was much less gruff
and old sounding Yeah, it's it's you know a testament
to the voice actor that he's able to go from
to more of a normal sounding voice I can't do
it. I don't do voices I hope Yammo is not anywhere
near you because you sound like a dog when you
do that. Oh, he's sleeping over here. He won't
go without five feet away from me, but he's still
asleep. Cory Burton has a very, very wide range.
I mean just look at Ratchet compared to Megatron.
Very wide range Cory Burton has. Right, right.
I don't want to say that there was a love interest
here. But there was definitely something between
Ratchet and RC. Oh, yeah, you could see that.
Yeah. Well, I mean, it may have just been, you
know, way back when, when Ratchet had a good
bedside manner. You know, he was more friendly.
But this looked like it was a little more than
just friendly. It looked like he was hitting
on her. Which, you know, you really shouldn't
do to your patients. You know, despite how cute
they are. Well, she's pink she had you know,
it's inferred No, there was more of an emotional
attachment here rather than I Want us, you know,
I want to suck your robot juices out Well, we
gotta have some sort of crude humor it's not
as dark as It's not as dark as Barney in Megatron,
but there's a lot of cute scenes here like Ratchet,
you know, when he first finds her, she's like,
I can't feel my leg. It's because her leg is
gone. As dark as this could be, right, as they
could have made it, he actually touches their
leg and it's like, and he says, Oh, well, you're
in shock. because he got shocked. It's like stating
the obvious here. I know, I thought that was
funny. I'm like, oh, because he shocked her,
that's funny. But another Bumblebee quote where
he tells Ratchet that he freesed up like a crankcase
in December. There's a lot of car -related humor
here. Oh yeah, we'll get to the car -related
humor. Later as well because I found a car joke
with bulkhead Later in in the podcast recording
here. Yeah Lockdown Divides and conquers. Yeah,
basically, you know, and it seems like every
Decepticon so far has no problem whatsoever,
you know taking apart everyone and He's doing
it one at a time. He's doing it smart rather
Where he's separating everybody out getting them
one at a time You know up until prowl comes along
because prowl is the only one they can really
best him in combat Yep, that's because prowl
has patience and everybody else is kind of like
run at him Chase him chase him and then die.
Yeah, they get the snap beat out of you because
he's a better fighter than you are lockdown is
more like a like a seasoned Kind of a cross between
a wrestler and Boba Fett I Kind of thought I
thought of him as a robot predator That's more
accurate. He's very with that tattooed face.
Yeah Yeah, well that he takes he takes prisoners
or not prisoners trophies. Yep He takes prisoners
too if necessary, but no more to the point. He
takes trophies He's actually gonna you know polish
your skull and put it on his mantle He'll take
your good parts and fix himself. Exactly. He's
like Hannibal. You talk about my robot juices
being horrible for this. That's bad for this
show right there. He's not eating anybody. But
it's like Buffalo Bill. They skin people and
they put their parts on them. Ew, no. It puts
the lotion in the basket. Sorry, sorry, I was
almost thinking he's like rampage, but Anyway,
so at the end ratchet ratchet You know, he's
basically traumatized for life by this guy and
then years later runs into lockdown again and
completely freezes up Like a crankcase in December
But in the end he comes back and he's able to
defeat him, you know, mostly due to the fact
that lockdown is relying heavily on that EMP
generator and Ratchet is immune to it, but he
comes back at the end and saves the day and he
manages to rescue optimus prime And you know
in the end what he does serves to redeem himself
for what he did to RC during the war You know
you at the end well, they explained by the end
of the story that he stripped her memory completely
In order to keep those secret code the you know
I won't spoil it for Kevin, but he keep the secret
codes away from the Decepticons Yeah, he has
to live with that You know it's hard on him and
that partially You know, that's why he's a gruff
angry old man is because he's got these demons
from his past but he serves to redeem himself
at least a little bit when he helps to defeat
Lockdown. What do you think Steve? I like the
character of Lockdown just all around besides
kind of his creepy like hunter feeling that he's
got uh he's just a badass. Mean anybody that
goes through and picks off his his prey one by
one and Just you know, it's not even fazed by
it It gotta be badass. I mean he's just he just
keeps going He keeps going and going and going
it's like the energizer transformer, I mean he
just never dies Yep, and then he ties you down
to the table and cuts your arms off Well, if
that's what he wants. He's got to figure out
which part on you is unique, so he's got to take
it with him. He wants your very special arm.
Yes, he wants your third arm and your EMP generator,
so he's going to be shockingly great. Yes, that
was a little too far. I like how Ratchet kicks
his ass by the end. It just, it just shows that
even Ratchet, as old as he is, can still be a
badass. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve there.
He's like, I'm getting too old for this shit.
And he's just like, I'm not taking it anymore!
Get off my lawn! I'm mad as hell and I'm not
gonna take it anymore! Give me back my lawn mower.
Well, I mean, when he can physically pick you
- Well, I don't say physically, but he uses his
electric - of the electromagnetic posts or whatever
he's got, but he uses them to pick up lockdown
and throw him into a wall several times, and
then put a car on top of him forcibly. And then
he's like, in a slow moment of the episode, he's
like, think, Ratchet, think. It's a ship, not
a door. It has an airlock. So at least you have
these Transformers guys, at least you have these
Autobots using their brains. Yeah. Yeah, they've
done this several times here in the series so
far and it's still early on yet But they think
they're thinking to win as opposed to just using
overpowering force like the unicorn trilogy Yeah,
well, I mean they could have just as easily you
know thrown bulkhead at the door Combine Autobots
combine Bulkhead pants Optimal Tron! Do we have
anything else for the thrill of the hunt? I think
it's definitely one of the better episodes we've
had so far. Yep. And it gives some foreshadowing
to Ratchet and things to come. That and it also
gives you foreshadowing to... Prowl in lockdown,
as Michael said, Prowl is the only one to really
best him. And that will come up later, much,
much later. Oh, yeah. Shh. Don't say it. It's
really a free zone. Oh, yeah, that's that is
one of my favorite episodes, too. All right,
so we're moving on. Right. Transform and roll
out in your original vehicle mode. Listen up!
We need to approach with extreme caution. He's
carrying unstable dystronium. Dystronium? Why
would a small -time crook want to steal dystronium?
You think that's what turned his hair white?
White hair in organics is usually a function
of age. Age? That's it! Humblebee, what are you
doing? Using my head and my thrusters! And now
you're going down! So next up is Nanosek. To
obtain Destronium to help rebuild his body, Megatron
bails a fleet -footed thief named Nino Sexton
out of jail and gives him Isaac Sundak's experimental
super speed suit to obtain the Destronium for
him. Since the Destronium is highly unstable,
it needs to be transported quickly. No more than
for ten minutes, but from from the research lab
to Megatron directly. Meanwhile, to catch up
to the villain, Bubblebee experiments with some
new rocket boosters, but they do more harm than
good. Eventually, the Autobots exploit Nano -Stack's
weakness, rapidly accelerating age, and defeat
him through teamwork and get rid of the exploding
dystronium. When they're going to, like, this
episode started for me just like the Angry Archer
episode did. random human criminal running from
bumblebee and bulkhead my first note was we already
saw the Ed 209 cop bots we have the Ed 209 B
cop bots man these bots are dumb pursue criminal
pursue criminal whack against wall whack against
god these robots are dumb Bumblebee and bulkhead
are arguing so Nino decides that he's going to
run away and bulkhead stupidly Uses his wrecking
ball on a wooden Pier he goes your mind. We're
talking here. Why does this remind me of the
line in spider -man? Shh mom and dad have to
talk It's the scene where he spider -man puts
webbing over J Jonah's mouth because he and he
and the goblin have to talk. Yeah. Yeah That's
funny. Do you mind we're talking here? I know
that's the that's probably the only light I like
from bulkhead so far. Oh He's funny During this
whole scene while they're chasing Nino around
at the beginning. There's fireworks going off
and it makes the scene look cool because you
know When the pier caves in and Nino's hanging
by a stick, right? He's like help help optimus
prime actually pulls him out and they frame you
know, I mean, you know looking up at prime and
All around him are these fireworks. Yeah, and
I'm thinking is this supposed to be 4th of July
You could be yeah, because the next episode takes
place in October Yeah, so it's like what exactly
is the time frame here? Not that anybody knows
and or cares, but it's just like, okay, something
to think about. You know, now that you mention
about Optimus pulling Nino up and about the dock
being destroyed by Bulkhead, the first thing
I can think of is, oh my god, it's a super shredder!
Because the dot collapses when shredder becomes
super shredder and the dot collapsed because
bulkhead did something stupid Have you got your
processor up your exhaust port? Oh, I literally
I I know internet on all that stuff. We use lol
all the time. I literally laughed with that one.
Yeah, it was funny I'm gonna jinx myself here
and say Bumblebee is slightly less of a dick
in this episode so far. Well, he actually ends
up heroic by the end. Right. Yeah. Um. You know,
and again, this is another one of those episodes
where he. You start off in the beginning, he's
kind of like, oh, I'm going to make dumb decisions,
you know, and then toward the middle, he's learning
and at the end he's learned his lesson and everybody's
the better for it. If a bumblebee is the animated
version of Sam Witwicky from dark from the transformers
live action movies They make him the douche bag
of the week and then they give him all the character
development And then they take it away from him
the next episode take it right back in the next
episode. That's right Prowl, okay This is this
is what this is what really bugs me and this
is I can kind of see what Kevin was saying about
these being Metallic beings and all that in the
last episode in episode in episode one Prowl
having his foot on Nanosek would crush the human.
Yes, I know Prowl has all kinds of control and
balance and all that, but as I said, like Kevin
said in previous episode, these are metal robots,
dammit. Nanosek would be dead. Well, it was the
same thing when Prime reached out and grabbed
Nino as he fell from the pier. I'm thinking,
that would crush every bone in his hand. There's
just no way. Yeah. Um, Bumblebee, even though
he becomes the hero at the end again, he has
the worst what the fuck moment in this episode.
Instead of transforming after coming to a complete
stop on the train tracks, he just sits there
and then Bulkhead comes in and destroys the train
to save the mnemonic robot. He pulls the train
back, yeah. Why couldn't he just transform and
jump out of the way? That's what I'm saying!
If I wouldn't that have made so I mean honestly
if that was me I Just would have transformed
to the last second and dove right past the train.
I Mean that would make more sense. I mean he
could have dove past the train and then re -transformed
Yep, and granted, you know, you're supposed to
show that nanosecond faster than he is but He
didn't have to almost die by getting hit by a
train. I know And technically I'm nuts bolts
and armored plating with a few special features.
I just I love that line from optimus Nanosec
a human gets prime office feet with the cable
from his own weapon boom When I was watching
this I was thinking go for the legs it may be
our only chance Optimus Prime is not an add -at.
No, I just thought that was funny. My final note
for this one. I think back when they were out
in the galaxy that they had their Cybertronian
modes, Bumblebee had a different battle mask.
I cannot be sure about this, but I like the one
that he uses here in this episode a lot better.
One final thing I will say before I give it to
Michael or Steve is when bumblebee was coming
back down into the atmosphere And he was burning
up. I screencapped it because oh, hey, it's cliff
jumper because he turned bright red I like that
he was red and I don't consider it a Cliffjumper
homage though, because Cliffjumper actually shows
up. Yeah, I mean he shows up later, I get that,
but to someone who hasn't seen the series, they
would have noticed that as a Cliffjumper reference.
Yeah, Red Bumblebee is automatically Cliffjumper.
That's right. In any other continuity, but in
this one, Cliffjumper actually looks different.
Same alt mode, right? They make him look different.
I don't even think we see Cliffjumper's alt mode
in the series. Only in the toy. Well, right,
yeah. Most of the time he's just sitting behind
a desk. But that's way, way later. Why don't
we go to Steve first? Steve doesn't talk too
much. What do you got, Steve? I hate anything
to do with human villains. So does Kevin. I find
them extremely annoying. I don't mind Bumblebee
whatsoever. I mean, he's not the best character,
but I don't hate him. Nanosek is probably one
of the, I don't know, little bit more intelligent
villains to some extent. Just in how he looks
and is portrayed. Angry Archer and Professor
Princess are bullshit. This nanosec is not as
bad. One of the things I noticed about the Decepticon
say that Destrononium is necessary to build parts
of sufficient quality. It's got the word Destron
in it. That's clearly a nod to the Japanese.
Oh, yeah, or septicon Yeah, which I found that
was quite interesting that they they did that
As for At nanosec I just I Did not like him whatsoever.
It just I and then of course, you know Sorry
and Her stupid key. Yeah the key She played a
minor role in this. I mean, yeah, she was I barely
noticed her this time No, I liked it when she
used her key to to help bumblebee install his
his bracket boosters Yes, you know that when
he when he first uses them she's in the driver's
seat and her whole face is like Just get that
rocket propulsion going on and then once they
get over that they're like You rock! No, you
rock! No, you rock! No, you rock! I just thought
that was adorable. I like that a lot. But yeah,
she's not annoying or anything. Didn't Nanosek
get aged? Yeah, that was the weakness and Bumblebee
figured it out. He has to go as fast as possible
to where Nino... or Nanosek has to go faster,
but as Nanosek uses the suit, the suit ages him.
He died of ageism. Not died, he didn't die, but
he got weakened from ageism. He's almost like
how they used that flash from the Justice League
movie, The Alternate Earth. They made him go
so fast. He went so fast he became extremely
old and just died. But it also reminds me of
Vulture from Spider -Man. Well, Vulture was initially
old though and then he used the Tapet of Time
to get young again. He used his suit to sap life
out of people. That's yeah, that's true. So this
is actually kind of a reverse thing, but it's
it's still kind of weird. I wish you were 10
years older. I wish Nanosek would have died.
That's. Oh, I just yeah. Does he show up in the
League of Evil Eagle or League of Evil Eagle?
SUV, Society of Ultimate Villain. Yes, he does.
I think so, yeah. Did you notice he doesn't die
then? They used the return big pot again in this.
Yeah. Yeah, it uses it I didn't notice it Yeah,
yeah, and they do use it throughout the series.
So Kevin sorry about your luck, dude He's I remember
the first episode he's like I like the reference
But I hope they don't use this again in this
series ever. Sorry about your luck. They use
it throughout the series Anything else Steve
No other than I don't like this episode it should
burn in a fire other than the only significant
plot device was bumblebee got jets and Megatron
is Scrounging up materials for his body Yes,
right. What about you Michael? What did you not
like or like about the nanosec episode? You know,
I think that any human enemy they're gonna introduce
after meltdown. It's just gonna pale in comparison
Yeah, I I like that I like his name Nino Sexton
It sounds kind of like nanosec But it isn't until
he actually robs a bank and and the bank teller
says the money disappeared in a nanosec And he
knows like hey, I like that You know Arguably
lame might be lame. I don't know. I kind of enjoyed
it I think again, this is all right. This is
targeted toward children. They're probably gonna
You know giggle over it more than we will That's
creepy don't do that again Megatron speaks He
gets a Megatron talks and he says last episode
do yeah Mean he actually comes out and says don't
tell my Autobot friends He says I don't want
them to see me in this weakened state. Yeah Yeah,
yeah So they're they're keeping up the charade
Yeah, so far right the facade Bumblebee gets
his booster rockets and you know, I like this
because the rockets were on the toy Yeah, I I
think those are cool and they work in both robot
mode and vehicle mode on the toy, too So they
finally give you a prop that's actually usable.
Exactly. And the question becomes, are the rockets
a gift from Sumdac? Or did Sari just steal them?
Sari just does whatever the hell she wants to
do, just like she's like in the beginning. You
guys need a place to stay. Here's this abandoned
auto factory that my dad doesn't even know that
he has. Yeah. Well, and that leads me at the
end where you've got I'm jumping headway ahead
of all my other notes here, but you've got Some
deck and Megatron just kicking back and having
a beer and he says I wonder how that criminal
got my you know super speed suit and You know
Megatron's like I believe it was an inside job
and you know, it's funny, but You know, the first
thing some deck should've said is, that fucking
Sari's been in my lap again. She just runs off
with anything that's not nailed down. Someone's
gonna have to spank her and just tell her no.
Danny, spank! Don't spank me, Danny, stop! I
mean, I'll swipe her, no swiping. Oh, God. Come
here, Sari. We must thank you with my robot drone.
Come here Megatron, you must spank Megatron.
With my big hand. With my big hand. You know
what's funny too is we were talking about parallels
between the first Transformers movie and this.
I think in the last episode we were talking about
the Cosmic Cube, or the AllSpark. Yeah, being
an Agela and analogous and ageless analogous
to the he said aglet a G le t I Forget how the
song goes now damn it Finish some for reference.
Sorry. Yes. Yes. Yeah anyway, but yeah, so there's
that and then there's a Completely lost my train
of thought. Oh god something about the all spark
and the comparisons between the movie and this
Yeah, yeah, and I lost it you threw out a Phineas
and Ferb reference my mind All right, move on
move right along there. Yeah, so I like the Megatron
The way he uses the high -speed pulse messaging
So that yeah, that was cool. Yeah nanosec is
running really fast and he sees this giant Megatron
head front of him and it's not Like a dismantled
Megatron head. It's Megatron. Yeah, which I thought
ruled, you know, yeah It was a little Less believable
when his face popped up on an ATM It's like first
of all here let me send over You know, some DAX
bank account numbers. Well, again, it goes to
my point earlier in the last episode of the podcast.
Megatron is tied into his system. Think of Megatron
as the brainiac of Transformers animated. He
can do anything. Except build a body. He needs
the key to do that. Well, we got a few more episodes
before we get to that. Give me life. So he's
liking the the the Destronium The Destron metal.
Oh, that's what I was gonna say the the parallel
to the movie was When old man Witwick he finds
Megatron in the Arctic It's his head and the
hand that he falls into and now in some decks
lab. You've got Megatron's head and Megatron's
hand Yeah, that was a really roundabout way to
get to that particular point. Sorry. There you
go. Yeah. I like the prowl of trying to teach
Bumblebee patience. He's very zen. And then he
turns on his holographic writer. Yeah. that's
cool i like that you know and i like the fact
that what makes it cool is he the holographic
writer turns to bumblebee and says happy exactly
the fact that the when pral talks the the cop
moves his mouth too i mean yeah i like that i
think that's cool um they made a reference to
i -94 that goes yeah goes through detroit it's
funny because i take i -94 to work funny midwest
reference there Yes, uh Bumblebee I don't know
if he said this before or not, but he the bumblebee
isms pop out this episode He says I'm the fastest
thing on wheels Yeah, has he said that before
I don't think so and the other one is he says
let's motor that's motor yeah, I like I don't
mind let's motor but I've said it before and
I'm probably going to say it again in future
episodes. The problem with Bumblebee is the ego.
I just don't like the ego. But I really do like
Let's Motor. That's a good saying. I like that.
Let's Motor in Motown. They're in Detroit. Exactly.
You're killing me. What? It was right there.
It's funny. That's funny. Anything else on nanosec
fire guts bumblebee That's a Japanese reference,
yeah, anytime anytime a character turns red They
repaint them in red translucent plastic and call
them fire guts. Yeah, so fire gets bumblebee
I'm kind of glad that we didn't get a straight
red, you know bumblebee repaint because That
would end up being a cliff jumper later on Yeah,
I like cliff jumper a lot better than I would
like a red bumblebee But they only made they
only made activators cliff jumper didn't they
they didn't make like a deluxe cliff jumper Uh,
no, I think you're right. Yeah, but but I mean
he had a different head Right. Well, I mean normally
The only the only one I can the only one I can
compare is war for Cybertron, you know Bumblebee
Cliffjumper war for Cybertron. It's the same
body, but the Cliffjumper has a different head
Right. All right, exactly. Well, they did the
same thing with the seeker jets, too I mean sometimes
you'll get a seeker repaint in an activator size
and sometimes you'll get a seeker repaint in
a Voyager size Yeah, I mean they kind of go back
and forth. No But the Repaint I'd like to see
is when he turns gray at the end because I thought
he died Yeah, you know he turned he they said
oh we're gonna need your electro magnetism to
slow him down and you know I'm gonna use my phone
to cool him down and when he hits the ground
he's gray and We know from the pilot that when
you turn gray, you're dead. Well, but now there's
a difference though Bumblebee didn't hit the
ground. He Ratchet's magnetism kind of brought
him down gently And the whole gray thing was
from burning up in the atmosphere. It's burn
marks, but it's gray because of what Optimus
did with his fire extinguisher deal -y thingamajig.
Right, right. So he didn't die. When he landed,
his eyes were still open. His eyes were still
blue. He didn't fade out. If the eyes aren't
gray, he's not dead. Close his eyes. Yes, I close
his eyes and then die But no he was he was up
and walking and talking pretty soon afterwards.
So hey, that's cool But no a gray bumblebee repaint
would have been awesome. I Would I'd take that
even as a like a knockoff for bootleg? Oh, yeah,
I think that would be neat and At the end, you
know, he walks home. So he's learned He's like
I'm the fastest thing on wheels. Watch me now,
you know and Well, at the end, he's like, I think
I think I'll just walk if that's cool. Yeah.
So, yeah, lesson learned. How long that'll last?
I don't know. But yeah, not very long. So with
that, we're going to be moving on. I know all
your moves. Your textbook. Do I know you? I know
how easily you forget your friends. Although
you managed to remember sentinel that day Alita
one it's black arachnia now But I thought you
were If either of you had bothered to search
for me you would have seen what happened I Tried
to use my downloading power on the spiders, but
I ended up infecting myself with their organic
venom Became something else not Autobot not organic.
I was nothing but a freak Your organic hat must
have masked your energy signature Had I known
I would have what brought me back to Cybertron
to be dismantled and examined on some lab table
So You allied yourself with the Decepticons instead.
At least I know where I stand with them. And
finally up today is Along Came a Spider. It's
Halloween and Sari introduces the Autobots to
Earth's custom and candy traditions. However,
the entire affair brings up bad memories for
Optimus, who is haunted by the ghosts of his
past, specifically when he and his fellow bots,
the cocky and arrogant Sentinel Prime and power
-mimicking Elita -1, were looking for a crashed
Decepticon ship loaded with energon cubes. When
Sari takes Mumblebee and Bulkhead trick -or -treating,
the spider -like Decepticon Black Arachnia formerly
Elita -1, shows up and targets Sari's ki. She
wants the ki to get rid of her organic half that
she got when she was on the Organic Planet infested
with giant spiders. The spider's venom somehow
mutated her Cybertronian systems, making her
a freak. After seeing how Sari's ki can heal
Autobots, she wants to use it to purge her organic
half. However, her body can't survive without
her organic half. Now, as a result of using the
key, she nearly kills off all organic matter
in the entire city, which includes herself and
Sari. Optimus gets the key away from her and
Blackarachnia escapes alone once again. So, it's
just dressing up and bribing people for this,
you know, sugary confection type. I don't know.
It's one of the quotes in the episode. So, just
his simple -minded, not really that Optimus Prime
is simple -minded, but just his, the way that
they're introducing the humans, they're introducing
the robots to Earth and humanity, I find it really
good because they don't... The Autobots don't
get it. The Transformers just don't get it quite.
Yeah. They think of everything literally. Yeah,
it's kind of like going back to the first couple
episodes when Prime first meets Saree and he's
like, how do you get those smaller organics?
Oh! Yeah, OK. Well, it's even worse. It's like,
you know, what's baby food? That's like, rrr.
food actually made out of babies and they see
everything and it's a literal explanation yeah
that takes the wonder out of it so wait optimus
wanted to do the the right and responsible thing
of leaving the planet yet sentinel wanted to
find the inner johnny goodness what the fuck
i i don't want to say that this is out of character
for him It probably isn't, but my point is that
in the first part of the flashback, Optimus is
trying to be the responsible one, and in the
second part of the flashback, when they've already
left Elita, Optimus is like, oh, well, we have
to go because the planet's going to explode,
or something's going to happen, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, all the energon was about to go up, but
they didn't want to sit on top of it. Yeah, the
energon was about to go up. And Sentinel's like,
no, we have to go back for her. Right. I mean
I I liked seeing primes Cybertron mode again.
I Thought that was cool. Yeah, I I Yeah, I like
to lead a one I mean I like seeing her she wasn't
you know, the leader of the fembots here at this
point She's still young and she has a ponytail
Yeah, kind of funny But no, it was a nice flashback
scene. I'm wondering if they're over using flashbacks
at this point Because we just had Ratchet flashbacks
and now we've got Prime flashbacks. But it really
serves to push the story along. Yeah, it does.
Again, a LOL moment. Sari's costume and impression
of Optimus is priceless. It just is. I do stuff
like that. I like Bumblebee's reaction. Eek!
It's big, black, lots of legs! Ah, real monsters!
Even though he doesn't say, ah, real monsters,
I added that in. Bumblebee as a vampire and walking
all over Bulkhead's fumigation tent costume is
kinda cool! I like the vampire costume. I'm really
surprised that somebody, you know, like Unicron
.com or the Lucas Brothers or something Didn't
come up with like a costume for him so that you
could put fangs like stickers or fang stickers
or A cape on him to make him look like it's Halloween
costume Yeah, I totally would have bought that.
Yeah, so Basically, Alita 1's power is a Transformers
version of Rogue from the X -Men. I was so gonna
say that! Yeah, that's basically what she does.
She absorbs people's power. Now, I gotta warn
Kevin, because this might be a little bit of
spoiler. I'm not doing this intentionally, but
you might want to skip ahead a few moments here.
So instead of Optimus and Alita being an item,
Sentinel has feelings for Alita. While this being
new continuity and all, why the Slagnaut? And
when I first wrote that note and I said, why
the Slagnaut, the first thing I thought of was,
okay, you have Slipknot, a hardcore rock band.
The Transformers band of that would be called
Slagnaut. How is that spoilery? Because later...
Later down the line we find out that Sentinel
was the one that had feelings for her. We know
that because in the beginning of the episode
when we first meet him, Sentinel has his arm
around her. It's clear that Elita -1 is Sentinel's
girlfriend. Yeah, okay. And that's what makes
it that much harder for Sentinel to say, okay,
fine, let's go. Prime says we gotta leave and
Sentinel's like, no, I'm staying. I gotta go
get her. Let's get this girlfriend. He's not
just gonna leave her behind Cyber Venom yay a
Beast Wars reference And here's where you you
mentioned about Lockdown being a muscle car here.
Here's where the other car reference comes in
When sorry is trying to reactivate bulkhead.
It sounds like a car trying to turn over Yeah,
I thought that was funny and my final note was
spider bot has ninja like moves when she was
basically facing off with optimus she was she
was putting some karate on his ass well then
she basically says you know i can anticipate
every move you make yeah you know you're you're
basically i learned them all too at the same
time you did yeah and as if all of the uh i want
to say the power duplication the the the rogue
power uh this Blackarachnia shows off by that
point doesn't beat you over the head enough to
say hey stupid. This is actually lead a one Yeah,
I know yeah, I mean if she finally comes out
and says alright dumbass I'm gonna tell you straight
up. I'm a lead a one. Yeah Yeah, I mean I figured
it out long before Yeah What about you Steve
what do you got for a long came a spider? Alrighty
um Well to start out I think that the Halloween
again another useless attempt at something kiddish
again this falls in the category of twister yeah
one episode ago it was fourth of July so yeah
and now it's Halloween yeah my my how time flies
in the Transformers animated universe yeah I
thought it was kind of interesting to see Elita
and Sentinel in this episode. Yeah. Especially
because when you see Elita in the flashback,
you realize that is Blackarachnia. Yeah, I knew
immediately. You can tell by the outline, the
design, and some of the coloring. You can't make
that assumption because it's like, well, of course
there are other female robots. It's not just
her. She's not the only one The reason why I
made the assumption is is because in the pilot
movie black arachnia in shadow talks to blitzwing
and Lugnut so I heard Cree summer's voice Yeah,
and then you have Cree summer voicing Elita one
again. Yeah, so It's like, you know It doesn't
really come across up until Optimus and Alita
-1 end up into Decepticon's ship. And they're
like, oh, wow, there is a lot of Energon here.
And right next to the Energon is a helmet. And
it's the same helmet that Blackarachnia later
wears. Oh, see, I didn't catch that. I caught,
I knew it was going to be Blackarachnia at that
moment because of all the spiders around them.
Right. Well, I mean, Chris Summer, Is uh, yeah,
I love her voice acting by the way everything
she does is awesome. Yeah, but She has done other
voices For the series she did I want to say she
did teletran. I Think that was Tara strong, but
I'll have to go back and look I want to say it
was Greece summer who did the who did this voice
for teletran but no, I You know, I like her and
everything she's in but when Saw that helmet.
That's what sealed it. It was like now clearly
Alita one is You know and by the end of the show
they actually beat you over the head with it.
Oh Yeah Still a cool point though. It's neat
I like how they they take a Beast Wars reference
and they tie it into a g1 reference Yeah, I like
how they kind of showed her backstory and why
she's so hateful of Autobots Yeah Well, I mean
she basically considers herself a freak It's
like Beast Machines Megatron. It's like I hate
my beast mode Yep Exactly Anything else Steve?
No, that's it Well, then I'll rant for a bit
You think it's funny the bulkhead looks like
pig pen in this giant fumigation tent Just walking
around kicking up dust Yeah, it was it was very
snoopy for me thought that was hilarious I like
Sorry's costume I was calling her sorry miss
prime Yeah, I thought it was funny the prime
is afraid of spiders and You know at the beginning
of episode it's like man. What a giant was he's
afraid of spiders, right? And it's weird that
He's a robot. You know what when could he have
possibly? been exposed to it spiders that would
make him this afraid of spiders and then they
get into the the whole spider planet thing but
uh he basically makes the call to leave Alita
behind and you know he has to live with that
it's not something that really plagues him the
way that the loss of RC plagues Ratchet you know
clearly he's not he's not old and gruff yet right
the Sentinel You know, well, we'll meet him later
on again, but Sentinel Just will hate him forever
for this. He will never forgive him for this.
Oh Yeah, I mean to the point where you know Sentinel
carries around, you know anti Organic bug spray
wherever he goes It's it's just weird how it
all ties together Agreed black arachnia They
I don't want to say they go out of her way to
make her flirty right but towards the end You
know when she's fighting prime. She's very flirty
with him You know and sex appeal doesn't negate
the fact that you just tornado transformed And
she did just like hey, that's that's not cool
All right, you know, I thought we already, you
know, we already stated flatly that we're not
going to tornado transform. Everyone's got their
own stock footage already. You can't do that.
That's not that's not kosher, but she does it
anyway. I like the vampire bite that drains energon
from people. Yeah, I think it was it was very
night scream. Hmm. Beast machines reference there.
Yes. Yeah, that could be and yeah Yeah, it's
not as annoying as night screams vampire drain
You know, it's not as loud and painful to listen
to But you know basically that's how she walks
away in the end she's completely drained after
using Sari's key to try to Get rid of her own
beast mode You know, and she's not gonna walk
away after this until prime, you know big dumb
idiot that he is walks right up to her and says
Anything I can do for you. Are you okay? And
she's like screw you buddy and bites him Yeah,
yeah, yeah, that's basically that's basically
it but You know, she doesn't kill prime. She
just drains some of this energy and then runs
off and I don't know mean Primes mistakes in
the past have definitely come back to haunt him
And black arachnia, you know, who knows maybe
she'll come around someday Beast Wars black arachnia
did Yeah, she eventually turned out to be a good
guy in the end. There's always that possibility
There is no silver bolt here though. Oh what
well I want to say if somewhere later on Sentinel
meets up with Black Ragnia again and basically
goes, ooh, I can't believe I liked you. I don't
remember off the top of my head. And while I'm
thinking about it, I did look up on the TF Wiki,
Tara Strong, Voice Roles, Transformers Animated,
Sari Sumdak, Teletran 1, Reception Bot, Daniel,
Carly, Slow Mo, Slipstream, Strika, Red Alert.
So yes, she did, Tara did voice Teletran 1. Damn.
See, I was a much happier person when I thought
that was Kree. You just ruined my whole day,
thanks. You're welcome. But yeah, I don't think
there was enough seasons here for Black Arachne
to turn her back around. I think the last time
we see her, she's busy using the Dinobots as
her own personal strike force. Well, that and
she's also, that's getting into spoilers. Sorry,
Kevin. It's Michael's fault this time. I almost
said something else, but it's Michael's fault
this time Yeah, you wouldn't hit a girl right
sucker You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses would
you flop? So anything else in the long came a
spider no, I think I like the episode I I would
say that's uh I Well, I would say that I didn't
enjoy it as much as Thrill of the Hunt, just
because, you know, Lance Henrickson didn't voice
Blackarachnia. That would be a very different
show if he did. Very different. But no, I did
like it. I really liked seeing Blackarachnia
again. You know, and I had one more comment,
but I'm going to leave it for after Kevin's comments.
And I'm sure all three of us, Steve included,
can agree that out of the three episodes today,
Thrill of the Hunt and Along Came a Spider are
the best ones. Yeah. Two out of three ain't bad.
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destroy you Hey guys, it's Optimus Solo, reporting
live from Cybertron, giving you my thoughts from
a first time viewer on these three episodes of
Transformers Animated. And we're starting today
with The Thrill of the Hunt, written by Andrew
Robinson. First off, I would just like to get
the nitpicky negative stuff out of the way. First
of all, why is lockdown a muscle car also on
Cybertron? Shouldn't he be in some type of Cybertronian
mode? And why does he look like the... ICP version
of Decepticon and hopefully people know what
I mean by that. Okay, I get Optimus Prime is
young and fine, he can have the gay young sounding
voice, that's fine. But can he please stop being
a pansy for the love of God? The only other nitpicky
thing about this episode is I hate the backgrounds
during fight scenes when it goes all hyperdrive
-esque background colors and lot diagonal lines
and stuff. Why can't the fight scenes have the
regular background, but... Again, that's nitpicky.
Let's get to the good stuff about this episode.
First of all, I like the transformer sounding
horn on Bumblebee right at the beginning. That
was a nice little touch. Susan Blue as Arcee.
Come on, it doesn't get any better than that.
And I don't know if anybody else caught this,
but I swear that was a Hector Ramirez homage
with the news reporter, the guy that used to
do all the news reporting on the Sunbow series,
like GI Joe and G1 and et cetera. I swear it
looked like him. So if that was their... intention
that was awesome. I love Ratchet's character
in this one. I love the development we're getting
in Ratchet's character. I love the little broken,
his broken piece eyebrow light thing. I like
to call it an eyebrow. And how they actually
even explain it in this episode, how he got it.
It took me a long time through this episode until
I realized why the episode wasn't annoying me
and why I was enjoying it so much. That's right,
no humans. Yay. Anyways, I know it's been done
a couple times here with the person that gathers
trophies kind of. Best known probably general
Grievous as he as he collected all the different
lightsabers, and that's basically what lockdowns
doing That's what we'll see later in transformers
prime with a arachnid, but they did it right
in this episode So I'm not gonna complain about
it. This was a solid episode I haven't looked
ahead to see who writes all the future episodes
But I hope Andrew Robinson does more thrill of
the hunt eight out of ten best episode of the
series so far and Next we talk about nanosecond
every time I see Marty Eisenberg as the writer
I don't know what to expect so far. He is all
over the place. And this one, well, let's just
do it quick, short, and sweet here. I reiterate
my point from before. The look of the humans
in this series is terrible. Triangular chins,
yes, that's pathetic and lazy. Dystronium, give
me a break. Is it just me or is Optimus Prime
like a never -ending PSA talking about insurance?
I mean, I feel like we're watching the PSAs of
the old 80s cartoons at the end. That's every
time Optimus speaks. The dude's name is Nano
Sexton. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't want
to talk about this episode anymore. I can sum
it up by giving it a 1 out of 10. This episode
sucked balls. Let's move on to something a little
bit better, which is the next episode along came
a spider also written by Marty Eisenberg Which
proves my point that he is all over the place
with his writing some of its good some of its
bad We're finally it's episode 9. We're finally
getting some optimist prime character development
about damn time So black arachnia is the female
version of lockdown I mean, seriously, guys,
that was two episodes ago, and we're already
reusing somebody, a bad character that's collecting
trophies or gathering stuff from old people.
I know it's not exactly the same, but it seems
like we're reusing that a little bit. But so
far they've done it right both times. It just
seems weird that just two episodes, we kind of
did the same thing. My biggest nitpick of this
episode is probably the whole Halloween backstory
with the humans and everything that's kind of
gay. Oh wait, Grant Hill said I shouldn't say
that. But I guess it goes along with the whole
spider, black, or acne theme, so we'll let it
slide. The Alita 1 black or acne angle is clever
as hell. The whole organic harkens back to Beast
Wars thing. I was worried that I thought it was
going to be trying too much to be like Beast
Wars, but I think it just kind of straddled the
line perfectly. And it was clever. You know,
you couldn't have necessarily expected that or
seen that coming. So I'll give them credit for
coming up with an original unique idea and not
just recycling stories that we've already seen
before. Also, I meant to mention this before
back in the first episode I was talking about
today, but the first episode in this episode
when they're doing flashbacks just proves how
stupid it was in the very first episode of the
entire series that they actually used G1 style
footage because Now we had a flashback in the
very first episode that flashback to G1 style.
And now we've had two flashbacks that look completely
animated style. I'm fine with the animated style
flashbacks. It's just another reason why they
should have never used that G1 footage in the
first episode. But just wanted to point that
out. And the main reason I like this episode
is because it has so far the single best line
I've heard in Transformers animated when Sari
says about her key quote Maybe I should give
this key a rest unquote hell. Yes, you should
Honestly, I would have given this one a seven
out of ten until at the very last scene. They
made black arachnia cry They had her crying.
Yes, so we're knocking this one from a 7 out
of 10 down to a 6 out of 10 So those are my thoughts
on these three episodes We'll see where it goes
from here and now back to the crew on earth now
back to transformation animation podcast We are
back here on earth and thank you to Kevin for
his Cybertronian correspondence as far as his
thoughts go really quick As far as to fill the
hunt leave optimus alone you solo bastard. Just
leave him alone. Damn it uh... no humans hahaha
uh... michael any any uh... response for a thrill
of a hunt to kevin uh... not especially on the
the first episode i mean i i think uh... everybody
enjoyed that one uh... um... yeah i am glad there's
yeah the no human thing and then yeah leave primalong
he doesn't deserve it And then as far as nanosec,
we kind of already explained this, and I explained
this to Kevin Allfair after I received his clip.
Nino Sexton was the guy's name, and then someone
said he had moved in a nanosec. Right. As far
as along came a spider... Back up. What, nanosec?
Comments on nanosec. Oh, okay. Steve, anything?
No. That's why I moved on well I got to here
the first thing is that the Kevin was complaining
about the hyper speed lines during action scenes
right and basically the the speed lines during
action scenes replace the background in in anime
this is like an anime staple and You know suffice
to say it's supposed to be that way Just because
we mentioned this before is that the show is
taking a more of an anime a centric design So
yeah, I mean it could be lame, especially with
a series like this where the backgrounds are
so nice Yeah, but you know, basically that's
how it's supposed to be. And secondly dystronium
We talked about this earlier dystronium is a
play on the word Destron which is the Japanese
name for Decepticon It's not it's not something
stupid like avatars unobtainium And again, it's
clever it's not it's not a cop -out in the writing
at all Moving on to the last episode notes for
a long came a spider Steve anything Steve no
nothing I'll have to make sure I hear it. Lost
him or he fell asleep again. I muted my mic.
Oh, okay. I do that sometimes. Michael, anything
on a long camera spider? Yes. First of all, Blackarachnia
is not a female lockdown. She's able to temporarily
duplicate the signature powers of other robots.
Alita 1 had this power earlier. And and sort
of black arachnia. This is why they beat you
over the head with the fact that the same person
She doesn't take trophies like lockdown does
she's just using that same power like like rogue
Yeah, and secondly, I liked black arachnia crying
at the end Honestly, you know she's been through
a lot and she has just met up and got saved by
the guy who did this to her for all intents and
purposes. She needed a good cry. Anyone needs
a good cry. Now, Kevin did go into detail with
me off air about what his point was about the
two similarities between Black Arachne and Lockdown.
Basically what he's saying is he doesn't like
the two character points having kind of the same
power thing. Within so many episodes in between
like it's like one episode in between the two
that use this type of power. Yes Lockdown and
Blackarachnia, it's different, but it's still
to a first -time watcher. It could be considered
similar As far as Alita 1 Blackarachnia's power
I actually did some research because I wanted
to know if they were doing Transformers animated
Alita as a G1 homage I mean, I know the name
and I know all that but I looked this up and
I wrote this down, I copied it off a wiki. G1
Alita 1. Desperate, Alita triggered her time
-stopping power, which allowed her to save Optimus,
but expended nearly all her life force doing
so. But it kills her, yeah. Right. In Animated,
you have, in her mutant -techno -organic form,
she makes use of her newfound cybervenom to paralyze
her enemies and combines this with her natural
ability to download and mimic other Transformers.
Traits and weaponry for a limited amount of time
with simple touch. I hope nobody told lockdown
Well, I think that with her Spider powers, right?
I think the ability to mimic other powers is
just overkill. It makes her too powerful at that
point Yeah, I would have been happier if she
just did to have that power at all. Yeah, she's
she could have had I don't know a javelin or
something like Lady J out of G .I. Joe. Prime
has his axe, Sentinel Prime has his shield, and
she has a javelin. And that would have been fine
for me. And it wasn't necessary to the plot.
I mean, yeah, she had duplicated Optimus Prime's
grappler. It faded out on her and she fell to
her death or so they thought She could have fell
in any way a prime could have been holding her
in one hand and slipped and she fell You know
which would make his guilt even that much more
deep, but It wasn't integral to the story They
they don't bring it up again later on as far
as I far as I remember Yeah, I mean honestly
she she could have just relied upon it on her
spider powers and that would have been fine The
thing about Alita before she became black arachnia
They kept optimus kept pointing out and she kept
pointing out her power does not work on organics
This as far as he knows Right, but this ever
seen organics before right? Well when that went
when that kept being said that's what actually
led me to search out and try to remember what
G1 Alita's power was because that's what I thought
they were going for. I thought they were going
for the time stopper power that just kills her.
That's what I thought they were going for here
with Alita 1 and animated, but they went a slightly
different way. And I don't mind it because it
gives you all this character development for
Optimus and Sentinel. Right. And yeah, especially
Sentinel. It really shines a light on where he's
coming from when you do meet him. When he does
become a main character, you really see just
why he's so screwed up in the head. Exactly.
It's like, why is Sentinel such a deck to prime?
Well, this is why. Yes. So thank you again, Kevin.
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in two weeks. There will not be an episode next
week because Michael is going on vacation. His
wife kidnapped him. That's right. And we have
to watch four episodes as opposed to three, so
it's gonna take an extra week to get through
that one extra episode. Blotty blah blah blah.
Transform and roll out!
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