Talking in Circles
March Badness Bracket Round One

About this Episode
Hey, this is Bill Corrales from the Sketches
Indiegogo campaign and you're listening to Talking
in Circles on the Geekcast Radio Network. You
are now on the inside of what I like to call
the circle of trust. We are all connected in
a great circle of life. You know something, Bert?
What? I think you and I are going in circles.
It feels like we're going in circles. The circle
is now complete. When I left you, I was but the
learner. Now I am the master. Because it's a
circle. Yeah, we heard about the circle. Yeah,
it's what millions would change. Hi, this is
Chuck. This is Greg. And this is Dan, and we
are Talking in Circles, brought to you by the
GeekCast Radio Network. the podcast that's going
to be talking about some truly big badasses this
week as we continue our story tradition of our
badass bracket. It's been two years in the making.
Last year we did this and we're bringing it back
again, inspired by Marsh Madness that's going
on. Well, we're going to take that idea and we're
going to geekify it a little bit, but we'll get
to that in our second segment. But before we
get to all the badassness, how's the week been
going for you guys? This week was kind of boring.
I had to go to a training for my work yesterday.
So I was kind of gone all day for that. But that
was the most random thing, too, because like
we drove down there. It was like an hour and
a half drive to where the training was being
held. And it was supposed to be like a three
hour training, like a three hour class. A three
hour two. It was on a boat and we got lost. No.
And you're actually you're podcasting through
a coconut Yeah So like it was funny because it
was supposed to be three hours So the guy just
has like a PowerPoint presentation and he goes
through it in about an hour and a half And he's
like, well, that's all I got We're like really
We were literally in the car longer than we were
at this class and then we drove all the way back
and I just felt like this huge waste I'm like
He totally could have like emailed this or did
a webinar or something. Yeah. Sweet. I don't
know. Awesome. That's awesome. Greg, how's your
weekend? All right. It's also been boring here.
I think I might be getting a cold. I went the
whole winter without having one. And at the end
here, it seems like I might get one. So that's
always exciting. I took a giant nap after I got
home, which was excellent. I feel bad because
yeah, but I felt bad because I didn't work out
and I've been kind of slacking on my, uh, working
out. And if everybody's heard other podcasts
that we've been doing, I've been working on the
P 90 X. They have 90 days and they're kind of
all scheduled out. So I feel bad whenever I miss
one, but I've been really bad like the past two
weeks, like, so I'm, I'm really behind schedule
on that. We need to do is get one of those electrical
chalk like belts that you can wear that like
supposed to make give you six pack abs I'm just
wearing this belt Well, I have like a little
electric shocker back massage thing with essentially
that's what that is and I could just take it
instead of putting it on my back where it makes
my Back muscles feel awesome because my back's
fucked up and just switched around to my abs
Nice nice Yeah, interesting. Well that kind of
leads to like one of my stories, but I'll go
get there eventually But yeah, I'm getting way
too good at changing flat tires again damn No,
not me this time though. So I get a text my wife
on Monday Last Friday, we're talking about how
would it be really big snowstorm? But and then
on Sunday, we got really warm weather and like
kind of rain So we went from having 10 inches
of snow to like 60 degrees and rain So, you know
a variety of temperatures with snow, you know
what that means potholes. It was like Pennsylvania
all over the place So she was driving to work
on Monday. She hit a really bad pothole and got
a flat tire But like it didn't really become
flat until she got to work But she had a doctor's
appointment that day. So I ended up actually
leaving work early going to her work because
she's a teacher. So she can't just take time
off or take a half day. I can kind of do that
with my job. So you go to her like change her
tire in her parking lot at work, you know, go
to get it fixed. But like the thing is, she didn't
like the tire itself was fine, but she hit the
pothole so hard that she actually bent. Yeah,
that happens. Luckily was fixable, but it had
to wait a few days for that to get fixed and
yet ended up spending yesterday, which would
be last week You know getting that fixed but
it was kind of a productive because I dropped
off the car walked across the street You know
what got some nice food at this place called
firehouse subs, which is interesting because
it's a chain apparently which I never heard of
but it's like kind of like a little bit step
up from Quiznos where the kind of they toast
their subs and I got like a Barbecue brisket.
Mmm, which was which was a good time. It wasn't
you know delicious, but it was for like, you
know a fast food sub not too bad It was a good
time and then walked over to a Sports clips,
you know the haircut place got my haircut and
it was kind of weird though because it was the
first time I was there and we go the first time
you get an MVP package and what's kind of weird
about that is that like part of it is like getting
this massager thing, but it's just like gun they
use And so you basically sitting in the chair
and they have this gun They're like holding at
a distance from you and it's the most awkward
thing ever. You're just like this is kind of
really weird You just have this gun on my back
and it's like a massager thing And i'm just kind
of sitting here and it looks like you're just
really decent. You're like, it's like you're
pumping gas It's like that's like the face you're
looking i'm like, this is just awkward You know,
it's always awkward getting a haircut anyways,
because you're like do I talk do I not talk?
Do I you know that that's why I go to the same
girl every time for a haircut See I never go
to the same person but so but it was nice and
then finally got it fixed But it was it was I'm
getting sick of changing tires. I can say that
I'm good at it though I'm like you're like the
NASCAR pit crew at this point Besides that I
did I didn't want to mention one thing before
we take a quick break and that's the comedy last
man on earth I wanted bringing up because we
talked about it last week and And I was highly
anticipating it and I watched the first episode
which is kind of like a double episode It's like
an hour -long premiere, which is really just
two episodes back -to -back and I gotta say I
I really dug it a great deal It's probably one
of the most original comedies i've seen on network
tv in quite a long time i'm really surprised
it's like on fox because of just how unique it
is and kind of a It's out of the norm of normal
comedies and uh, i'm really going to like will
forte as a comedian Didn't like you know, like
I'm a great deal on SNL but I thought he was
great in Nebraska and this is like fits him perfectly
because There's a slight bit of tragedy to his
comedy, but it's kind of fun the first episode
It's just like him kind of dicking around around
the city because he's like the last guy doing
a lot of crazy things and Greg I think you'd
really find it funny because I'm pretty sure
a lot of it you'd be like, yep I would totally
yeah, it was really good when I saw the commercials.
I just you guys know me at this point Yeah, that's
why I watched it on demand. So I missed it. I
missed the second episode too. I need to go back
and watch it. But, you know, he's like playing,
uh, you know, bowling with cars, you know, like
this escalation where it's like, I'm using bowling
pins. And then he's like using, you know, bowling
against, uh, aquariums. And eventually he's using
cars to do bowling and stuff like that. And just
kind of, there are a lot of. Interesting ideas
and concepts. I do there's a little bit of a
twist at the end of the first and second episode
I don't want to give away to this going on different
direction My only question is like can they keep
it up because it's you know with that concept
I'm like, is there you know, is there a limit
to what you can do? Especially for comedy. I
mean like The Walking Dead is one thing because
that's like a drama and you can find drama there
But you know, I wonder like can you can sustain
this? Comedically, maybe you can I mean I'd be
interested so far. It's it's worked really well
I mean the first episode would work really well
just as like a standalone like short film by
itself But uh, yeah, I'm looking forward to it
and hopefully it sustains itself at least for
the first season I have a feeling it'll get cancelled
though because I don't know it seems too oddball
for network television that I don't think it'll
Do all that well in the ratings or anything.
I actually saw an episode of that then I Didn't
see the first one I don't think but it was and
I think it might be after the thing that you
didn't want to give away So I don't want to give
it away either, but I actually thought was pretty
funny Nice I was kind of laughing my ass off
through most of it Especially how you made a
a pooper out of the diving board on the pool
It's pretty it's pretty great speaking the ways
that you keep up we had some comments last For
last week you talked about fresh off the boat
and you watched the first episode Did you watch
any more of that or did you did you give up on
it? Um, I haven't gotten a chance to yet. I've
kind of been uh busy, but I did see some of the
comments people were writing that uh to check
out a couple more episodes, so I do plan on doing
that but um Just had just been a little bit too
occupied this week. So Yeah, i'm busy taking,
you know, three hours to drive to an hour and
a half But before we get let's also touch upon
one thing last week We talked about the Avengers
trailer and apparently every week a new Marvel
trailer gets announced and this week It was for
the TV show daredevil And like last week, Greg
hasn't had the opportunity to see it, which is
probably smart because it does seem like it gives
away a lot. But we did see more information on
Daredevil. This does seem to be an actual trailer,
not just a teaser. You get more on the kingpin
and a little bit more background. So Chuck, now
that we have more about the Daredevil series
and what is it going to be like, are you more
excited, less excited, or about where you were
previously? I am much more excited. I thought
this trailer was excellent. I'm not so sure that
it gave away too much, but for me, anyway, it
just sort of built the suspense even more. And
a couple of things that really left an impression
on me was basically like I was a big fan of the
Ben Affleck movie, unlike most people. For some
reason, I did connect with that movie. I kind
of liked it. But one thing I was disappointed
that movie about was the character, the kingpin,
and I felt like they never really fleshed him
out at all. He was just sort of there just to
be the bad guy. So one thing that I like really
noticed in this trailer was like Vincent D 'Onofrio
looked like really convincing as the kingpin.
I'm just like so interested in what he's going
to do with this character because he's pretty
good actor. I mean, he's on Law and Order, right?
He's been on Law and Order as CSV. No, no. CPS
X RT zero it's also in the first men in black
Yeah, yeah, I've seen him around and I'm like,
you know, I he's a pretty good actor so I was
curious of like what he's gonna do with this
character cuz you know, that's something I wasn't
happy with in the movie and this is a chance
for them to really do that villain, right and
You know, just sort of over lord of all the crime.
See a black person play the bill. Oh, yeah, you
know me Actually, I like Michael Clarke Duncan
a lot, but like they just didn't give him anything
to work with in that movie. He was very cool
and kind of imposing in the Daredevil movie.
Yeah. And he had like three parts. Awesome. Yeah.
He had like three parts in that. And, you know,
it's kind of hard to do anything with that. But
but this version of Wilson Fisk, I mean, this
looks really intriguing. Like it looks like they
sort of get into his like mentality a little
bit more. And there's a little bit more. Interaction
between him and daredevil and that looks really
cool Definitely it is. It's weird seeing Fulton
Weed read who we'll talk about not probably next
week playing foggy Nelson, you know the guy wasn't
But uh, yeah, it looks those look really good
I really like I'm really liking the guy who's
playing daredevil. It does seem rather dark,
but it really fits that character I know it's
like the joke now is everything's dark and dreary,
but I don't think you can do daredevil like upbeat
And do it right. I mean, there's probably I mean
mark wade's run on it is a little bit more Positive
than a lot of their devil stuff, but I think
he's such a tragic character So I think it really
fits him really well and uh, I like you said
I think it's great that they're gonna be able
to explore some of the villains a little bit
more and like get time and really kind of Expand
upon who they are and i'm questioning I wonder
if they're gonna have more than kingpin if they're
gonna have a couple villains or how it's gonna
work I don't know. I know they talked about purple
man for You cage, but i'm assuming there may
be some Some smaller characters here and there
but yeah, I'm really it looks really good. Like
you said, I don't think it gives away too much.
I Think it's kind of hard with a TV series. Like
there's not what you got what like 15 episodes
or so So I don't think you're if you'd watch
it. It would really tell you anything and like
ruin anything Those are coming out so we can
binge watch, right? Yep Thought they did for
some other thing that they're coming out with
soon I thought that that was gonna be like a
couple at a time. So not as Binge watchy. Yeah,
I did see that there is one series whether it's
gonna be like like you said a couple at a time
But I believe everything I'm hearing about Daredevil.
It's all at once but I guess we'll see nothing
I was kind of impressed with it. The trailer
was uh, was the guy playing stick? I just thought
that the relationship between him and and Matt
Murdoch looks like it's going to be like really
interesting. Like, I'm really looking forward
to seeing him, like just sort of that relationship
developing, like, you know, training him, like
kind of him maturing and growing into that role
and stuff. But like stick growing and maturing
or immaturing either. No, but like the you know,
the movie obviously didn't focus on that a whole
lot. You actually mean stick didn't show up till
ektra, right? I mean he wasn't even in the daredevil.
No. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it might have been the
lecture Yeah, I actually looked on md imdb and
it's saying stick is only showing up in three
episodes of this Which kind of sucks. I was hoping
for him a little more, you know, I was hoping
for them to sort of Develop that more because
I think there's a lot of potential there for
that are like You know moments vital to daredevils
character development, but I mean three, you
know make three episodes is you know They might
be able to pull off quite a bit there. So they
obviously need room to explore other avenues,
too. So Yeah, that's true. I like the actor that
play stick, but he's he's a good character actor
He's not a lot of stuff, but he has that like
old wise type of like mentor mentality that all
that care. Yeah. Well All righty, all right,
so we're gonna take a Quick break, and when we
come back, we're going to be doing the first
round of 2015's March Badass Bracket, so we'll
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If you're new to the badass bracket, we're going
to just kind of give you a quick rundown. If
you're familiar with Geocast Radio at all, you
probably have saw the different versus tournaments
that they've done in the past. Recently this
year they did the video game tournament where
they pitted video game characters against one
another. If you haven't checked those out, I
would definitely check. I would definitely advise
going to geocastradio .com and listening to those.
They're definitely a good time. What we're doing
is a little bit different though. We're not...
They're kind of pitting each other against fighting.
That's not what we're doing. We're just thinking,
who is the biggest badass? And the question is,
what does it mean to be a badass? And honestly,
it's whatever we want it to mean at the time.
Just a met for fun, nothing serious here. And
the way our voting works, we're not going based
on fan votes because we don't trust you. No,
because it's easier this way. So we're gonna...
Compete two people against one another variety
of different characters from a variety of different
tv shows movies cartoons comics It's gonna really
run the gamut and if you go to geocastradio .com,
there'll actually be a bracket there for you
to follow along as you listen And we're gonna
vote. So whoever has the most most votes between
chuck greg and I will win simple enough And again,
it's all for fun and we're going to be doing
the first half this week The first side of the
bracket this week and the second side of the
bracket next week Last year, we did 64 competitors.
A little too ambitious. I think those episodes
went a little bit too long. So the slim things
down a little bit, we're actually going to cut
it in half. But it makes it a little bit more
exclusive to be in this badass bracket. So we're
going to cut it down to 32. But it should be
a lot of fun. Looking forward to it. Last year,
we got more comments on that episode than any
other. So hopefully, that'll happen again this
year. So let us know if you agree with what we're
doing. Disagree? Love to hear your take so anything
else you guys wanted to go over before we get
this thing underway This year's is very slimming.
It's it's the new black and it's very fashionable
And it goes with just about everything it does
just like talking in circles logo and I don't
know I was we had like a fashion line. It'd be
perfect, but we really don't so No, but the other
thing I would add is like we kind of touched
on it, but It's whatever we feel like at the
time, so I don't always give the best reasons
for why I pick someone, but whatever makes sense
in my head, why they're a bigger badass, that's
what I vote with. It gets kind of hard with some
of these characters. Most of us, we're all familiar
with most of them, but there are some where,
you know, there's some Game of Thrones characters
in here, and Chuck hasn't watched Game of Thrones,
so we're gonna have to try to explain why that
person should win or lose, and hopefully... You
said that because of Khaleesi, and you guys said
things would get hard, right? Exactly, Greg.
Well, that's it. That's a good point because,
uh, you know, you could sort of, uh, sell someone
that you're trying to advance. Like you could
try to sell them to someone else that's not as
familiar with them, which is something we did
last year. That kind of worked out pretty cool.
So, yeah. Alrighty. So we're going to get this
thing underway. And we're starting with two of
the most iconic science fiction franchises of
all time and two of the most important or you
know recognizable characters who are on different
sides of uh, you know, I guess you would say
the Different opposing sides if you won once
for good and once definitely for evil And that
is star trek and star wars So from star wars
we have darth vader Any attack made by the rebels
against this station would be a useless gesture,
no matter what technical data they've obtained.
This station is now the ultimate power in the
universe. I suggest we use it. Don't be too proud
of this technological terror you've constructed.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant
next to the power of the Force. Don't try to
frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has
not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes.
I've given you clairvoyance enough to find the
rebels hidden fort - I find your lack of faith
disturbing. And from Star Trek, we have Captain
James T. Kirk. Human flesh against human flesh.
We're the same. We share the same history, the
same heritage, the same lives. We're tied together
beyond any untie. Man or woman, it makes no difference.
We're human. We couldn't escape from each other,
even if we wanted to. That's how you do it, Lieutenant.
By remembering who and what you are. A bit of
flesh and blood. float in a universe without
end and the only thing that's truly yours is
the rest of humanity Tiberius Kirk So now the
question is guys who is the bigger badass Darth
Vader or James T Kirk Greg I think I'll start
with you on this one because you know you probably
have the most Star Trek Star Trek knowledge Between
Chuck and I so who would you go with is the bigger
badass? Well, um Darth Vader is badass because
he shoots lightning out of his fingertips Which
is awesome and then he fights with a lightsaber
He's got this all black uniform and everything
and all of that leads to him being an awesome
badass but We have had the prequels and so we
have found out how emo and Well, just how emo
is and that really cuts down on your badassness
and then on the other side of things we have
James Tiberius Kirk and probably the least badass
thing about Kirk is the name Tiberius But otherwise
he is fighting aliens fist fighting aliens and
Doing every Alien that just moves green purple.
He does not give a shit. He will hook up with
anything He's not afraid of space aids, which
is pretty badass So I'm going to go with Kirk
because I think Vader's emo -ness really, really
kills it for Vader. If we didn't have the prequels,
I would totally give this to Vader with how imposing
he is, but his backstory is a little bit. And
if we look at the recent Star Trek movie, well,
not the most recent, but the first one, the better...
Of the latest to Star Trek movies. We see Kirk
stealing his I guess the stepfather's car just
driving along and watching that off a cliff which
is definitely more of a badass thing to do than
crying about your being take away from your mother
and Being friends with this weird aquatic creature.
So I'm gonna go with Kirk Chuck I'm gonna move
it on over to you. Who do you think is a bigger
badass Kirk or Vader? Whoo, okay, uh, let's see
Vader and Kirk This is this turned out to be
a tougher one than I thought. I think Greg did
a pretty good job of explaining Captain Kirk
and never never really thought he would be as
much of an adversary is as this against Vader,
but I gotta admit he's done some pretty badass
stuff and I know the only thing I really know
of Kirk is the newer movies with Chris Pine But
he did some pretty badass shit on that movie
I remember like that thing where he's like skydiving
straight down. They had to land on that platform
thing and like Greg mentioned driving the car
over the cliff and everything. I mean yeah and
you look at like Anakin Skywalker growing up
like definitely a lot of problems kind of a kind
of a needy like baby -ish kind of little kid
and I guess the only thing that's like coming
in my head right now is I'm thinking When he
became Darth Vader, it was like a sort of a rebirth
almost. It was a new creation. He wasn't Vader
when he was younger. So I guess I'll kind of
go with that argument. And when he is this new
person, this new Sith Lord, he's completely fallen
into the dark side and he has a commanding presence.
Like he commands... basically the whole empire
he's second to the Emperor but just the intimidation
and the fear that he instills and everyone like
everyone's so afraid to even question him for
a second you know he can like choke you from
like 50 feet away so that's pretty intimidating
I don't know it's close tonight Greg did a valiant
effort there with Kirk but Vader's Vader's got
a soft spot in my heart, so I'm gonna say Vader's
a little bit more badass. Yeah, I honestly thought
this was gonna be easy. The start -off thing.
Like, Vader, you know, he's got that black outfit,
he's got the cape. I mean, gotta be pretty badass
to wear a cape and wear it well. He has a breathing
problem, but people still are intimidated by
him, so that means something. He's an asthmatic.
Exactly. The prequels do hurt him and do hurt
his badass quality But I guess I look at how
these two characters went out at least within
the series and how they were killed and you know,
Kirk was killed by scaffolding and In Star Wars
Star Wars generation. He kind of fell down stairs
Not not the most badass way to go out, you know
Vader threw the Emperor down a time a shaft while
being electrocuted I mean that's while saving
his son. That's a bat more badass way to go out.
So Because of that and again, I didn't expect
it to be this difficult, but Greg you didn't
make it hard In it that way But I'm gonna go
with I'm gonna go with Vader, but you know giving
him just a slight edge Moving on to our next
battle. This one's a little bit different Different
characters here and we have Deathstroke from
DC Comics or the arrow TV show There is no giving
up to these guys. No crying or buying your way
out of it. You have two choices. Escape or die.
So choose. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Mom
I'm a vampire slayer And since I ended the last
one I'll start with this one In great Chuck,
I know you probably haven't watched the Buffy
show So trying to try to be more detailed in
why I'm picking who in this one having a lot
of challenge here I'm like, I'm not sure who
exactly to go with but you know Buffy is a pretty
big badass. She goes against these vampires.
She She's like half their size most of the time
But she kind of sticks up to them and she is
like the the champion of our world in a lot of
ways and you know Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn't
necessarily look like someone who would you know
be a notorious fighter, but she pulls it off
but then you have someone like Deathstroke and
When you're a big enough badass to kind of go
toe -to -toe with Batman and walk away, you know,
Arrow in the Arrow show and you have the eye
patch, you have that look. He has that look.
He looks more like a badass outside of his costume
than in it sometimes. So my inkling is a go with
Deathstroke on this one. Really close, but I
feel like Deathstroke is just slightly more of
a badass because Part of a badass is looking
like a badass, and I think Deathstroke has that
advantage, at least in this case. Greg, I'll
move on to you next, since you do also have some
history watching Buffy. Who would you go with
in this battle? I really like Buffy. She is definitely
fighting some really sinister shit that's kind
of next level. I don't really know too much about
Deathstroke besides his badass outfit. I think
since we're guys and maybe for girls that the
outfits that Buffy does wear are badass, but
we just don't know because it's just like skirts
and just regular clothes and whatnot. So that's
kind of a difficult aspect for me, but has been
accused of murdering people like she does have
a rep of killing. She's been accused of that
on the show. She's gone to jail and she's just
this tiny little blonde girl who Sarah Michelle
Gellar is freaking gorgeous. Or I should say
Sarah Michelle Gellar. As heard on the Venture
Brothers, which I love. But yeah, I think she
is a pretty badass. Deathstroke, I don't know
too much about. He has cool weaponry, but so
does Buffy. Stakes and swords and all that other
stuff. So yeah, I feel like this one's really
close. I'm gonna go with Buffy just because of
I'm a little bit more familiar with her and leave
Chuck in a really difficult situation. So you
heard him Chuck you are in a really difficult
situation a little bit unfair but I guess you
know did anything Greg say kind of sway you to
go with Buffy are you going with That's true.
I was sort of familiar with Buffy, even though
I like I never really watched any, I guess I've
caught some here and there flipping through and
stuff. But, you know, I know it was sort of like
a an older version of Supernatural in a way,
I guess. Yeah, I guess you can make that comparison.
So, I mean, yeah, for her to take on like some
of these. Some of these things some of these
entities and creatures like I you know, I definitely
admit it's pretty badass But then you have death
and she was fucking vampires before it was cool
And and I gotta give him props for not making
them sparkle so Made him look like demons. I'm
kind of want the other So and yeah plus um What's
-his -name -was -on -there, the guy from Smallville.
I forget his name. No, James Marsden. No, not
James Marsden. Spike. Yeah. What the frig was
his name? I forget now. But anyway. And you met
him in New York City Comic Con. Yeah, yeah, I
met him. And I don't remember his name. So that's
how much of an impact he had on me. But anyway,
then you have Deathstroke. And I guess something
I would say about Deathstroke, and I know you
guys may not. quite be as more familiar but he
once pretty much took down almost the whole justice
league by himself there was there was no superman
and no batman but he took out about seven other
members by himself in just like a just like a
beat down brawl type fight nothing was planned
out or anything like that was uh martian manhunter
there because he's pretty uh formidable I can't
remember if he was, but I'm pretty sure Flash
and Green Lantern, Green Arrow, I want to say
even Wonder Woman was there. Wonder Woman! And
a couple other ones, and Deathstroke was just
like sick. I can't remember exactly which comic
this was in either. Well, good for you that we
don't have to have a bibliography at the end
of this. I want to say it might have been Identity
Crisis, but don't quote me on that. Anyway, he
was I just remember that scene. He was really
really badass I'm like dude anybody that can
take on like seven members of the Justice League
by himself that is just he's got mad respect
in my book, but Yeah, I think he Danny said he
looks the part and I gotta agree with that. He's
sort of a He's sort of a snake plissken. That's
even a better fighter I'm gonna go with Deathstroke.
All right I am not faring mill here. I am the
odd man out on the podcast today. At least so
far. We'll see how it goes for this next one.
I think we might agree on this one. We'll see.
So next up, we have Snake Eyes from G .I. Joe.
Look at that! A way out! It must have opened
automatically when Snake Eyes lowered the shield.
Come on! We'll never forget you. Going up against
The Bride from Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2. Hard
part's over. Now, let's get these other pickies
wiggling. So, Greg, we'll start with you on this
one. So who do you think is a bigger badass,
the bride from Kill Bill or Snake Eyes from G
.I. Joe? This is a tough one. They both have
swords, which is awesome. I think Snake Eyes
has been at killing with his swords a little
bit longer. Outfit wise, they both had pretty
cool outfits. If I'm going to go with the bride's
yellow outfit, the biker, Japanese inspired outfit,
the Bruce Lee reference outfit, which is pretty
friggin' sweet. But then so is the very monotone
outfits from Snake Eyes and his mask ensemble
is very badass. Yeah, that one's tough. I'm not
sure if I'm... Super up on my GI Joe stuff. I
have watched the movies haven't really Remembered
the cartoons too. Well, I don't think I watched
them too much this one it just might be like
a Pick from the hat like no looking pick from
the hat Didn't didn't the bride like kill what's
-his -name the guy who? Did the yeah bill that
choked himself in the closet? Didn't she kill
him with just like a little tap move to his heart
and his heart exploded I don't think I've ever
heard of snake eyes doing that. So I'm gonna
vote for the bride All right, Chuck, who do you
go with I'm not real super familiar with snake
eyes and GA Joe I guess I wasn't a big GI Joe
fan as a kid Oh really? Yeah, I never really
got into that too much. A little bit, but I have
seen Kill Bill. I think my vote here is going
to go to The Bride. I remember the one fight
scene in the mansion where she takes out like
40 guys. at once and she was just like ridiculous.
That scene just really sticks out in my head
for some reason and it was almost like she was
untouchable like I know the one girl at the end
sort of gave her a tough time but just like super
badass to just be able to look like a normal
person and everyone thinks you're like this you
know normal person that doesn't know anything
and she's like totally badass underneath that
just kind of you know seals the deal for me.
Nice and I will make it a clean sweep. I did
not expect that and we're going all with the
bride here So she's moving on to the next room.
All right next up This is kind of a very different
direction with these two characters, but it's
kind of a fitting matchup and we have vanilla
ice Kathy Oh, yeah cat words of wisdom Drop that
zero and get with the hero. Going up against
Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell. There you
are, Zach. I've been looking all over for you.
Time out! Yeah, this is horrible. I just meant
to get a car. If I don't find a way out of this,
my life at Bayside is over. time in i ended last
time so i'll start this time and man this one
i we could just put together because i think
it's kind of fun so to me vanilla ice man like
definitely tries to be a badass i don't necessarily
know if he succeeds but zack morris you know
he gets kelly kapowski kind of a badass there
he has kind of a geeky friend he makes a geeky
friend a little bit cooler kind of badassness
and he definitely has that 80 kids that 80s kids
cool vibe to him that everyone wants and he can
stop time so for me that's like the trifecta
and you know and vanilla ice was a rapper and
now he builds homes so i'm gonna go with zach
morris on this one uh uh chuck who do you think
is a bigger badass vanilla ice i have no particular
interest in either of these two guys i really
didn't watch save by the bell back in the day
um vanilla ice he's just one hit wonder for me
it was a really good song uh but it was just
i think you're forgetting about go ninja go ninja
yeah i did forget about go ninja go ninja go
i'm just gonna go with you on it dan with zach
morris because i think the stopping time is what's
really doing it for me and chuck where you going
i'm trying to think of something to uh validate
vanilla ice but I'm sorry someone with the word
vanilla in their name. It's not badass He was
he was a juggalo or Whatever that is for the
clown posse I mean, I guess I could give him
like, you know, we're in the hat crooked with
the straight brim I mean, that's kind of badass
but maybe he does do a TV not a TV but a Motorcycle
motocross kind of oh, yeah, that's kind of badass
And just putting up with just putting up with
everyone's crap over the years over ice ice baby.
I mean, that takes a lot of takes a lot of balls
there. But I mean, Zach Morris, like, come on.
I mean, he's just like everybody wanted to be
him and stuff. He's like the cool kid. And like
you said, being able to stop time and just break
that fourth wall. I mean, that's that's pretty
awesome right there. That's pretty pimp. It's
pretty pimp. All right. Zack Morris wins in a
clean sweep. Now moving on to the next matchup.
We have the Black Panther. the Prince of Wakanda.
But what are you doing here? I need your help.
Going up against Carol from The Walking Dead.
Carol, Dan's wife. You can never tell anyone,
especially your mom. Because if you do, one morning
you wake up. And you won't be in your bed. Where
will I be? You'll be outside the walls, far,
far away, tied to a tree. And you'll scream and
scream because you'll be so afraid. No one will
come to help because no one will hear you. Well,
something will hear you. The monsters will come.
The ones out there. And you won't be able to
run away when they come for you. And they will
tear you apart and eat you up all while you're
still alive. All while you can still feel it.
And then afterwards, no one will ever know what
happened to you. You can promise not to ever
tell anyone what you saw here. And then nothing
will happen. And you'll get cookies. Lots of
cookies. Actually, I purposely put in The Walking
Dead, so you did not think it was my wife. I
thought that was the reason. Because your wife
would have been the winner. She's really badass.
Dan just did something wrong this week, so he's
trying to get some bonus points for his wife.
Hey, I was a hero this weekend, you know, with
getting the flat tire fixed and everything. But
yes, Chuck, Carol from The Walking Dead or Black
Panther, who is the bigger badass? Boy, uh...
Carol's really really becoming quite a badass
on The Walking Dead, you know kind of started
a little bit last season and You know really
just in these last couple episodes of this season
of The Walking Dead. She's really really taken
off as her own badass and So yeah, I mean like
Carol has gone Has undergone like a major transformation
from where she started out in the series from
like this this person living with an abusive
husband and she's like this really sort of fearful
and docile character and she's become this like
major badass in the show now like really in this
these last couple episodes of this season especially
she's like you're really kind of stepping back
and like wow like she's really like she doesn't
care she'll do whatever it takes to get things
done and and protect people and stuff but Black
Panther too Black Panther is a Really formidable
character. I know we've talked about him on here
before I think we're all pretty much a fan of
him Dan I know especially your big fan of Black
Panther I Mean the guys a king of his own nation
in Africa He's got to protect that a mountain
of vibranium and everything. He has Weaponry
that's made from the vibranium super intelligent
possibly one of the Probably top three or top
five best fighters in Marvel He's not afraid
to go toe -to -toe with anyone even the like
doom or even you know The Avengers and Captain
America and things like that really close one
I think for me, but I'm gonna give this late
edge to Black Panther Okay And I will actually,
I'll go next. I say that I'm going to make it
a little bit tougher, Greg. And I know you haven't
kept up with Walking Dead, but I will say Carol,
like Chuck was saying, has really grown into
a badass and so much so I think she's made and
done made some really hard decisions and done
some things that were for the better of her group
and things that needed to be done that I don't
think Black Panther would be willing or able
to do. Especially when it comes to. Having to
let's say, you know, let some people go that
was a really huge tragic moment But I think she
was able to do it because she you know, she knows
what she needs to do in order to survive so it
and you know for the betterment of the group
and She's kind of able to make that sacrifice
if need be so I like I really think this character
who started off as a weakling someone that was
Almost a hindrance has become their strongest
member and is playing I like to say she's playing
she's winning at a game No one else is even willing
to play so I I go with like you said Chuck I'm
a big Black Panther fan But I'm gonna go with
Carol in this one because I think she has an
edge to her that and makes some decisions that
Black Panther wanted so Greg we have one vote
Carol one vote Black Panther who you going with
Gotta say Dan that that your quote there for
Carol is one of my favorites. I heard tonight
so far She's will I forget it now, but she's
winning a game the ones else willing to play.
Yes that that was awesome Yeah, I'm not too up
-to -date on my walking dead as we all know unfortunately
Yeah, and the last I saw Carol was kind of very
Wimpy so I have to just kind of take it off of
what you guys are saying So it is kind of difficult
for me. I'm probably gonna catch a lot of crap
in the comment section that I'm going to just
go with Black Panther. No, no reasoning whatsoever.
I can do that because I'm one of the co -hosts.
That's how it works. You get a vote. All right,
moving on to the next matchup. We're going with
Bender from Futurama. Welcome to the future,
human slave! Relax, chum. I'm not really a giant
fly. I'm a horrible robot! Kill all humans! Dear
God! He's having a heart attack! They'll probably
find a cure for that in the future. We have a
cure for it now! Oh good, then you won't mind
if I use this. and Rocket Raccoon from Guardians
of the Galaxy. You see it? Yeah. There's a QuarNix
battery behind it. Purple -ish box, green wires.
To get into that watch tower, I definitely need
it. How are we supposed to do that? Well, supposedly
these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe
you can work out some sort of trade. You must
be joking. No, I've really heard they find you
attractive. Look, it's 20 feet up in the air,
and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded
part of the prison. It's impossible to get up
there without being seen. I got one plan, and
that plan requires a frickin' QuarNix battery,
so figure it out! Can I get back to it? Thanks.
Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed,
everything is gonna slam into emergency mode.
Once we have it, we gotta move quickly. So you
definitely need to get that last. Or we could
just get it first and improvise. I'll get the
armband. Last time so we'll start with you here.
Who do you think is a bigger badass? This one's
kind of a tough one I follow one of the hardest
ones so far if at least for me who you going
with Yeah, that is a tough one. You've got this
swearing drinking Smoking as we all know smoking
is definitely badass a lot of peer pressure involved
But you've got racket raccoon who is also willing
to swear uses huge Weaponry that's bigger than
himself like his weapons are like massive he
hangs out with a giant fucking tree bender just
hangs out with a guy with orange hair and is
kind of an idiot so i i'm gonna go with rocket
raccoon i've only read the first couple uh comics
i really wanted to keep up with that more but
for some reason i fell behind i'm probably gonna
pick up the graphic novel the the scotty young
who has amazing artwork and writing abilities
it's right in that series and it's doing a really
good job rocket raccoon and both bender have
been to jail a couple times but i think the the
level of offenses is much higher towards rocket
for killing and just doing whatever he has to
do to survive the only thing that maybe bring
him back a little bit is his uh the goodness
in his heart where I don't think, well, Bender
does have moments where he kind of comes out
as kind of soft and tender. But I'm going to
go with Rocket Raccoon. Alrighty. Isn't my ramble
there? That's fine. Chuck, I know you're not.
I don't know if you watch Futurama or not, but
I know you've seen Guardians of the Galaxy, so
kind of an idea where you're going. But curious
to hear what you have to say. Well. You may be
surprised to know I am a pretty big Futurama
fan, actually. Oh, really? I did not know that.
All those things, all these things today. Yeah,
I know. It's sort of a secret. That's not a secret,
but I guess I just never brought it up before.
But I do enjoy Futurama a great deal. I actually
like it way better than Family Guy. Good news!
It's a suppository! I know Greg was... Trying
to sell that show a long time ago and I finally
sort of listened to him and you know started
to watch them whenever I see them on and stuff
Good news. It's a suppository because that is
my most favorite wine entire series I don't think
i've seen that one on honestly, and I know they're
on netflix, too I think like 10 seasons are on
there. Have you seen watch the question becomes
have you seen a dog episode? Oh Uh, yes. Oh my
god, that one is so heart -wrenching Yeah, it
is. It definitely is. I am not. I think probably
cried during that. My favorite one is when they
created the time machine and they went forward
through time so far. Yeah, like the end of time.
And then it restarted again. Yeah. And they tried
to like take out Hitler. They're going through
and he like missed and hit like Eleanor Roosevelt.
And he's like, ah, how much could change? And
where they ended up like it was shifted like
so their spaceship ended up or their time machine
ended up 10 feet above where it was supposed
to be. And they got like they went to get out
and they fell on the floor. It was that episode
was my favorite. But anyway, yeah, Bender's pretty
badass. He's kind of like he's kind of goofy,
though, too. Like it's sort of like. you know,
whatever suits him at the time, like whatever's
convenient for him. He's not really worried about
anyone else, which it's in a way that could be
sort of a bad ass quality. But like Rocket Raccoon
to me, just I think he takes it to another level
that he just does not take shit from anyone.
I feel like Bender can sort of be bullied by
Lila and some of the other characters on there,
like into doing what they want, because he's
like, OK, you know, but. Yeah rocket raccoon
like he has to be feisty because he's so small
And no one takes him seriously, but he's like
one of the toughest people on that team and uh,
just going through the Experiments that he went
through and everything like that's that's some
harsh shit So I I gotta go rocket raccoon on
this one nice and I will again make it a clean
sweep And the thing i'm thinking about is bender
is like a type of robot that there's more of
there's other benders But there's no one like
rocket raccoon Beside rocket raccoon as he says
there's no one like me but me so because of that
because of the uniqueness of rocket raccoon I
went with him so and he can translate what group
says true true true Alrighty moving on to our
next matchup first up. We have the classic cop
dirty Harry I Know what you're thinking Did he
fire six shots or only five? Going up against
the rebellious hero Rorschach from The Watchmen.
Hey, you're pretty famous, right? You know what?
I'm pretty famous, too. Ain't that right? That's
right. You know, maybe I can give you an autograph,
huh? What you say, big boy? I ended last time,
so I'll start with this one. This is really hard.
You have two kind of vigilante characters who
technically go above and beyond the law and kind
of take things in their own hands in a lot of
ways. And the thing that I keep thinking about
looking at this matchup is Looking at Rorschach
and the moment in which he's in jail and that
classic line of I'm not locked in here with you.
You're locked in here with me That's pretty badass
dirty Harry has a lot of great lines But the
fact that you were in jail and not only are you
not scared but you look at it as an opportunity
That's pretty intense. So because of that, and
just the viciousness of Rorschach and the fact
that he's probably the best thing about the movie
at least, I'm gonna go with Rorschach is a bigger
badass than Dirty Harry. So Greg, we'll move
on to you next. Who do you pick in this matchup?
Yeah, definitely. I totally agree with everything
you say there, Dan. Dirty Harry definitely has
some good lines, but he's just an average guy,
if you ask me. Rorschach is also an average guy,
but he's just... The intensity is like tenfold.
So I'm also going to give it to Rorschach and
not really give too much of an explanation. I
do do love Clint Eastwood. That character is
definitely badass. But I think Rorschach has
a little bit more intensity to him. And Chuck,
I'm going to say you haven't seen Watchmen, but
I don't know because I keep being wrong about
these things. But do you have any any ideas about
this matchup? Well, I have seen I have seen a
good deal of Watchmen. Not completely through
Because I'm one of those weird people that catch
things on TV and watch them until I have to go
do something If you want to read the comic I
have the graphic novel here if you ever want
to read it Yeah, I know I know dirty hairy of
course. I'm you know Clint Eastwood fan and everything
definitely an iconic sort of character and a
lot of a lot of Iconic lines and quotes and things
like that boy. I don't know I guess This is really
tough, but I'm going to sort of defer to you
guys, because you guys seem like you know the
character a lot more. And from what you're saying,
he does seem to be a bit more of a badass. And
from what I've seen, too, just the movie version.
I haven't read the comic, but he's pretty intense.
Yeah, the jail scene does really bring a lot
to his badassness. Already moving on this is
the last first round matchup for this side of
the bracket and we'll be moving on to the second
round Because we're doing one side this week
in the next side next week so we can come around
the champion so up right now we have two iconic
characters again from science fiction franchises
and Representing Star Wars again. We have Bobo
Fett He has a healthy head start Find the woman
and bring her to me Going up against... The Predator.
Other world life forms drawn by heat and conflict
He's on Safari lions Tigers the Bears Oh my Chuck
you ended last round you want to start with this
one. Who do you think is a bigger badass predator
or? Boba Fett Don't know Oh Man this this one's
I think for me, this is the toughest one so far.
Yeah, this one's this one's the challenge Wow,
I don't even know like I don't even know what
to say to this Well, let me let me give my reasoning.
I have kind of okay one through a little bit
So with Darth Vader and in Captain Kirk I kind
of looked at how both of those characters were
killed and which one was bigger badass This one's
actually kind of tough because if you go to predator
one, you know the first predator was killed just
because he kind of like Made it easier for Schwarzenegger
took off his technology off and he kind of died
as a fluke. It was a big fluke where Boba Fett
died because he fell down a cave He did not die
in the Sarlacc pit though. Well in the movie
at least. Well we didn't get to continue on with
the next set of movies, so maybe he's still alive,
you don't know. Maybe what has been written about
Boba Fett is true and he still does live. That's
a possibility, but... Only a possibility at this
time, but the other the bad thing about that
there was you go to predator 2 and the predators
killed by danny glover So again, not the most
badass way to go out. I'm getting killed by a
guy who's too old for this shit. So Exactly.
It's like, all right, so I can't go there. But
You know if you look at the actual movies because
I mean, I think that's probably the the best
thing the thing I know the most I don't know
a lot about the expanding universe with star
wars or with the predator franchise and They're
pretty much even in a lot of ways. Both have
badass costumes. Both have badass weapons. Both
are badass fighters. But I think the Predator
does more. Like, he puts himself in situations
where, like, he wants things harder for himself.
Like, he'll make things more of a challenge and,
like, he likes the fun of it. Where Boa Fett's
just kind of looking for the easy way out whenever
he can get it. Like, look at Han Solo. He kind
of just came in. Like, he didn't capture him.
He just kind of picked up the... He's kind of
like a scrounger, really. Yeah, he is a bounty
hunter, but... He doesn't, at least in the movies,
do a great deal. He looks badass, but I think
the Predator has more things going on. So I gave
the slight edge to the Predator, but it's a tough
choice for sure. I don't know if Chuck, that
makes things harder or easier for you. Yeah,
well, I've had a chance to sort of consider it
a little bit. Boba Fett is definitely badass,
but as you said, he's more of an opportunity
-driven character. In some instances, he definitely...
creates his own opportunities. I will say that.
But basically what sort of decided it in my head
was Predator basically hunts aliens. So if you're
going to hunt aliens for sport because you think
it's fun. That's pretty freaking badass, because
I don't want to be anywhere near those damn things.
I think the one that lost to Danny Glover was
sort of the runt of the Predator family. He was
adopted. He kind of sucked. He's the redhead
braces. And that's why they didn't even kill
Danny Glover, because when they walked away,
they're just like, thank you. None of us wanted
to kick him out. Just thank you. Here, you can
keep our weapon, and we'll just walk away. Very
true. So yeah, I'm going to go Predator. And
Greg, what say you? Oh yeah, I think you guys
made a lot of great points. So I'm not even going
to give a statement here. So I'm just going to
go with Predator, even though I haven't seen
the films. All right, that's the way it goes.
Alright, so now we're going on to round two.
So the victors from last round are now Now going
up against one another so the the champion from
Darth Vader and Captain Kirk Darth Vader is going
up against the victor of I don't know why I'm
saying Victor. I said this is Hunger Games The
Victor of Deathstroke and Buffy so we have Darth
Vader Going up against Deathstroke and who was
the bigger badass? I think this warning becomes
a little bit even more challenging because the
first round have some preparation and this one
I don't know what they're gonna be so you kind
of just have to think of them on the fly and
this one's really really difficult, but I Think
Greg last round your point about Darth Vader
being kind of a punk, you know Anakin being emo
definitely comes in the play here because I can't
think of any element of of Deathstroke that's
all that emo or anything I can look at that's
a chink in the armor of his badassness. So because
of that, I'm gonna go with Deathstroke. Chuck,
I'll move on to you next since you know the most
about Deathstroke and who do you think is the
bigger badass, Darth Vader or Deathstroke? Boy,
this one's really tough too. Use the Force, Chuck.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
I guess I'll just talk until I think of what
I'm gonna do, but I'll look at weapons first.
Okay, Darth Vader, he's got a badass lightsaber.
He's very skilled with it, obviously one of the
best fighters with it. Also has the Force, can
Force choke people, Force push, things like that.
You have Deathstroke, who has mastered several
different weapons. Talking about guns, swords,
bow staff. handguns, like all different sort
of things, hand -to -hand combat. See, there's
advantages on both sides. I think Deathstroke
is a better hand -to -hand fighter. I think he's
more formidable actually taking on people physically.
Vader commands an entire empire though, pretty
much. Has everyone pretty much beneath his boot.
You know, he says jump, everyone says how high.
So, you sort of have... You know, they each have
their edge. It's really difficult to To say which
one's the bigger badass Wow, I gotta you know,
I gotta give it to Darth Vader though just the
the fact that he is so commanding and Everyone
just sort of shaking in their boots and afraid
of him and Think his iconic nature sort of just
outshines Deathstroke a little bit or a lot depending
on if you're Star Wars fan I think a lot of people
are a lot more familiar with Darth Vader and
in his level of badassery so slight edge to Vader
All right, Greg, it's up to you. We got one Deathstroke
one Darth Vader. Are you gone with? Yeah, the
emoness really kills it for me with Vader. I
think just Deathstroke has definitely more intensity.
I think Deathstroke looks more badass to be quite
frank and I think he's got definitely more competition
when it comes to opponents as opposed to Vader.
I think it's a little bit more everybody that
fights Vader, it's a little bit more balanced
on who he takes on and there hasn't really been
a challenge. That is extremely difficult for
him to surpass, so I'm gonna go with Deathstroke.
You see, fighting an old man doesn't count, you
know? Yeah, pretty much. He basically gave up.
Alright, so that's gotta be the biggest episode
so far. Darth Vader getting knocked out in the
second round, wow. It's like Kansas losing. Alright,
moving on to our next matchup. This one I think
is gonna be - I've got that reference. They are
- actually it's Kentucky, it got the team wrong,
so never mind, don't even worry about it. Gave
you an opportunity to redeem yourself, Dan. Awesome.
That was badass of you, Greg. Alright, moving
on to the next round. I think this is gonna be
a little bit easier. And that's the bride going
up against Zach Morris and saved by the bell.
Greg, who's winning this one? Uh, the bride.
Chuck? Uh, the bride? I'm like, I said it like
you were on a game show. No, I'm just if you
if you feel Zach Morris that you feel free but
no, I He's definitely best but I'm starting to
remember like, you know Slater calling him preppy
all the time and You know that that sort of just
seems to take a a couple of points off of his
badass license and you look at somebody like
the bride from kill Bill and There's nothing
preppy about her You know, she's just like, she's
just gritty and she will kick your ass and do
whatever she needs to do. So when I go with the
bride as well, obviously there next matchup.
Wow. This one's random and really hard. I'm not
even sure. I'm going to try talking, doing the
Chuck method, talking out loud and see which
one I'm going with and be a black Panther up
against rocket raccoon. And wow, this is, this
is a little bit difficult. I went against Black
Panther last round and I went for Rocket Raccoon
last round. So the question is, you know, do
I stick that route? And I love Black Panther
as a character, but the question here is who's
the bigger badass? And I think Black Panther
certainly looks badass. He's a formidable fighter
and he's the leader of a country. But I think
with badassness, you need a certain edge to you.
You need to be able to kind of like... be almost
like an attitude, and I think Black Panther doesn't
really have an attitude. He's very respectful,
he's a regal, you know, he's a king, and it's
hard to be a badass when you're a king and you're
kind of have to be this like model citizen in
a way. He's almost like the African Captain America
in a lot of ways. I hope that's not racist. Totally.
I don't think it is. So, but Rocket Raccoon,
he definitely has an edge to him. He's feisty.
He, you know, he's always the underdog in pretty
much every situation he is. He's a fighting claw
for everything he gets. And, you know, he's got
a little bit more of a rebellious side to him.
So, because of that, I'm gonna go with Rocket
Raccoon. It's tough, but I think probably I prefer
Black Panther as a character, but looking at
Badass Factor, gotta go with the Raccoon. So,
that's my pick. Chuck, I'll go to you next. Who
are you picking? I do agree with you that the
Black Panther isn't a more interesting character,
if I were to pick one of them, but the question
is badass and I look at what Rocket Raccoon is
willing to do and willing to sort of, uh, willing
to just charge into the fray and something that
would stick in my mind is like, you know, say
they had to battle Thanos on that particular
occasion. It seems to me like Rocket Raccoon
wouldn't even bat an eye, he would just charge
in there and try to blast the crap out of him
with his giant guns. Black Panther is going to
be a little bit more reserved, sort of calculated,
wanting to formulate a plan, a little bit more
hesitant because he knows what Thanos is capable
of. Definitely the smarter play, but it's not
the more badass play. I gotta give it to Rocket
Raccoon. Nice nice good reasoning Greg. You're
gonna make it a clean sweep. Are you gonna at
least give one vote to buy? I am gonna make it
a clean sweep. I just think the ferocity of rocket
raccoon he He will go a bit fear aisle as opposed
to Black Panther Which who I think is a little
bit more reserved and it's totally not badass
to lose storm as your wife totally not badass
Especially to a bigger badass and we'll yeah,
so All right next one this one's this one's another
really kind of tough matchup and I'm not sure
where to go with this one and it is the predator
against warshack and Since I'm probably I've
watched the predator movies and watchmen. I'll
try to start with this one. And again, not really
sure where I'm going But I guess the question
is they are they have their credibility for being
badass and that's why they won last round So
the question is where are their? You know takeaways,
where are the negatives for their badass resume?
I mentioned last time, you know predator was
killed by Danny Glover But like we said was that
just the more reject predator? I mean like he
was in the city like come on now. They didn't
probably even respect him all that much Worshack
he's kind of like he has that crazy factor to
him. He almost lacks any sense of reality in
a way So is he badass or is he just insane? insane
in the membrane it's yeah, it's a fine line that
like which one which one would you go with and
I Don't know like they're both fierce but I would
think kind of similar back to like what we're
saying about Black Panther and I mean obviously
the Predator is an alien so we can't hear him
talk or anything like that, but he clearly is
more like his badassness is more well planned
like it's more of a Design like it's almost like
a part of his culture in a way where If anything
a predator staying within the what's expected
of him where Rorschach goes against that and
he kind of like, you know is not afraid to You
know do what needs to be done even if people
disagree with him even if it's like, you know
He's even willing to you know, talk down to a
basically a god in dr. Manhattan tell him why
he's wrong. So he doesn't back down from anyone
And because of that, because he has more of a
rebellious nature to him, I'm going to go with
Rorschach here. Chuck, do you agree or do you
think Predator belongs and should move forward?
First thing that would come to my mind is which
of these two, if I were to meet them in any sort
of setting, but you could say a jungle or a city
alley or something, I would be a lot more shit
scared of facing Predator. That's for sure, but
Dan I gotta say you made some convincing arguments
there Predator sort of they believe in their
in their hierarchy and their structure of their
culture and it's sort of You know, you don't
really act out a line. I sort of get that feeling
they definitely hunt things for sport. They do
ridiculously You know scary things just for fun
just for a challenge, but they sort of they sort
of believe in falling in line with that hierarchy
and like you said Rorschach just he's just kind
of a an oddball it just kind of does doesn't
says whatever he feels and Expresses that to
everyone No matter how many people would be against
him. So I have to agree with you did Alrighty
Greg you agreeing as well. Are you gonna throw
a vote predators way? No, I'm going to go with
Rorschach because I haven't really seen Predator
really go up against somebody that's like, yeah,
the Predator gets his ass kicked a lot, but I
haven't seen him go up against anybody really
that's like above him in skill or tenacity. I'm
gonna go with Rorschach, because he did confront
Manhattan, which would probably make me piss
my pants. And I think I'm more scared of the
crazy mental guy than the crazy -looking guy.
You know what I mean? If that makes any sense.
Yeah, and Rorschach kind of has a little bit
of that. Yeah, it's like talking to Mel Gibson,
I would think. I'd rather talk to a guy that's
dressed... Strangely as opposed to the dude who
who I'm not sure what he's gonna do next Already
man, so we're moving on to the semi -finals of
the top bracket and this is gonna get tough Just
looking at these matchups. Ah, man. I I don't
even know I don't even know where this is gonna
go. So bear with us So our first semi -final
matchup is the bride Going up against Deathstroke
I mean Deathstroke has beaten Vader the bride
has kind of gone through her own set of challenges
and Chuck I'll probably start with you here because
you probably have the The most knowledge of both
characters since you you know have more background
with Deathstroke Do you feel Deathstroke is a
bigger badass than the bride or is the bride?
Really the the one who should be moving for Deathstroke?
Can't argue with you know, I am gonna go with
Deathstroke, but I'll give a little bit of a
reason I think this is a good matchup for him
and that's something we haven't really talked
about yet but a lot of this a lot of advancing
in this bracket is the matchup that you hit at
the right time and Going up against a more difficult
character. Maybe Deathstroke doesn't make it
past but I think they're sort of similar characters,
which is why they kind of match up well and not
only because they both are good at sword fighting
but I just think like you look at their skill
you look at their attitude just sort of how they
approach a fight that sort of swagger they're
really not fearful of what's gonna happen they
have a confidence in themselves but I think I
think Deathstroke it's just to a higher degree
to me like based on what I've seen of him and
I think If you're gonna compare these two similar
characters, you know in a matchup I think Deathstroke
comes out on top in a lot of those categories.
I would give them the edge on this Greg I'm gonna
move on to you next to who you wrote one. The
bride is cool It's really good with swords, but
I think the intensity is just behind Deathstroke
really. Yes. She did a cool move with their little
hand thingy motion to make a guy's heart explode
in his chest But Deathstroke is going up against
opponents that could probably actually do that.
He has scarier opponents as opposed to the bride.
So I'm going to go with Deathstroke. Plus he
looks more badass. Well, I'm going to go with
the bride and see if I can maybe. try to argue
to change your votes. Maybe I can make an argument
here. So let's look at the bride, for example.
What makes her a badass? Well, look, for example,
in Kill Bill volume two, she's buried alive.
And how does she get out? She gets out by sheer
will, by using that infamous, you know, one inch
punch where she basically is able to break her
way through the casket and through the ground,
you know, unearthing herself from being buried
alive, which is probably a fear we all have,
but she doesn't let it get to her. She overcomes
that. She overcomes a lot. I mean, she is actually
even paralyzed after she's betrayed on her wedding
day. And the way she's able to get herself to
move again, the way she's able to learn to walk
is through sheer willpower, being sitting in
a car just trying to tell us. Tell herself that
her feet can move and I mean that that's just
kind of badass where it's just like she is so
Determined to kill bill that she will do whatever
it takes to get there And I do think she really
has tough opponent she's going up against like
ninjas like legit like ninjas who? Have spent
their entire life learning the fight so it's
so that stroke, but I think The crazy 88s for
example, you know definitely notorious, you know,
she has some really great fights I think she
also has it definitely has an intensity to her
and that's that intensity is why she's able to
do what she does really and go through this really
harsh training and you know nearly kill herself
just to be able to prove herself and avenge the
loss that she was given so I did that stroke
certainly badass, but I think just because the
bride has more of a strong will towards her like
that stroke tends to be Going for things for
more selfish reasons, but the bride has more
of a deeper Motivation and has bigger odds to
go up against where Deathstroke can kind of pick
his battles a little bit more Sorry, Dan didn't
didn't really Nice try I tried I tried I tried
I tried to go for the bride, but you know, you
guys make I'll counter you a little bit there
Okay, go ahead. I I see what you're saying but
the argument I would make is that Death strokes
been doing it so much longer for his whole life
because He joined he joined the army when he
was 16 years old That's pretty darn badass and
when he joined the army in his training he actually
began to master every form of martial arts and
self -defense that was ever taught to him and
he was just like a natural learner and The only
the only other thing I would say is sort of the
the selfish reasons he does have a personal honor
code and He he won't do certain things if they
violate his honor code so that to me is sort
of badass too that he you know, he could kind
of play whatever side he wants and You know whether
it be whether he lands on the side of good or
evil in each particular case, but it's sort of
what What he thinks fits into his honor code
and he just sort of plays both sides whenever
he feels like it so it's It's kind of what kind
of what I'm looking at All right. Thank you guys
to make good arguments. I tried my best but Deathstroke
is moving on and it's definitely well deserves.
So who's he gonna be facing in this final for
this week? the next semi -final matchup war shack
Going up against rocket raccoon and I feel like
we've been using similar arguments for both of
these characters and why they should move on
so now now it gets really tough and I think I'll
start this one since I ended last time and Last
time I kind of hinted at the fact that you know
Rorschach does have that little bit of craziness
to him where maybe he's a really big badass because
he just lacks an ability to like recognize reality
and he's just kind of insane where Rocket raccoon.
I don't think he's really insane. I think he
He does what he needs to do in order to survive,
where Worshek is kind of choosing his path in
a lot of ways, which is kind of what I used for
him last time when I was using it against him
here. But Worshek is able to kind of hide and
be a normal person and kind of use his secret
identity, where Rocket Raccoon's always Rocket
Raccoon. He doesn't get a moment or a second
not to have to prove himself or... not be that
badass he needs to be because people are always
looking to take advantage of him because he's
a small guy and, you know, he doesn't mainly
have the power set of someone like Drax or Star
Lord or something like that. So he has to use
really guns and being really smart. So because
of that, because he's always, always having to
be a badass, I'm going with Racket Raccoon. It's
really tough, but that was my that's my decision.
So, Chuck, are you agreeing with me or do you
think Rorschach should go on? I'm gonna agree
with you here. It's tough. It is a tough one.
Obviously when they make it this far. It's a
tough matchup, but uh You know, I think he gave
a lot of good reasons there rocket raccoon is
uh He's we've talked about how he's fearless
in a lot of situations. He's a brilliant tactician
Just sort of the the level that he needs to sustain
in his everyday life Just constantly taking shit
from everyone because they look at him and he's
like, okay, that's a freaking raccoon Like what
can he do? We've seen a little bit of that in
the movie. We're kind of a lot of people don't
take him seriously, you know in the prison and
in I think when they were at the inside the celestial
head in the mining thing and there's just a lot
of instances where like You know, he feels lost
in in life and before he joins the guardians
and stuff like that and Just sort of what he
has to put up and deal with and just to Still
be that much of a badass going through all that.
I got to give it to him Greg you making a clean
sweep or you're gonna throw or try to convince
us or try to try to pull me and convince us that
Rorschach should be the winner. No, I think you
guys made a lot of great points. I can't really
find anything in there that would really make
me decide against what you guys are voting, so
I'm gonna also go with Rocket. All right, so
we have our final matchup for this week. The
person will be going against next week's champion,
where we do this all over again with new characters.
So we have... Deathstroke against rocket And
I have no idea how this is gonna go and I'm gonna
I'm gonna say I got nothing So Greg, I'm gonna
throw it to you first and you end the last time
any idea here who you going with basically, you
know I feel like I could talk down Deathstroke
like if I was presented with one opportunity
to go against deathstroke one opportunity to
go up against Rocket Raccoon. I feel like I could
deal with Deathstroke a little bit better. I
feel like I could be like, hey Deathstroke, I
really don't want to fight you. You could do
whatever you want and just have him go on his
way. But I feel like Rocket Raccoon would actually
do something to me before he leaves. So I find
him a little bit more intimidating. And quite
frankly, I'm scared of some things that are a
little bit smaller, because I feel like they
come at you and it's just like biting all over
the place kind of situation like a small dog.
Like you can't get a hold of him and he's just
squirming all over the place. You can't really
nail him down. I feel like you could at least
tackle Deathstroke to give you like a couple
seconds. So I'm going to give it to Rocket. Alrighty.
Chuck, you've been going pretty hard for Deathstroke
this entire time. Are you sticking with Deathstroke
here or are you going to go with Rocket? Who
wouldn't you guys like to know? It's like Where
where you you know, you're like, you know, you
go with Thanos to the last matchup and suddenly
you pull, you know New argument days are very
keen. You remember last year Dan remember last
year. I did not remember check Well, I'm just
happy we're not gonna pick a winner that You
know, this year that would end up beating his
children because I was going to make that joke.
Damn it. Sorry. That turned out really awkward
and that happened. I'm like, oh crap, we just
picked that guy for our biggest bad ass. I like
it's his children, like really badly, like overboard.
But yeah, to be fair, it was six months before.
Yeah, it's like, you know, so. But anyway. I
know these are two of my favorite characters.
I have a lot of favorite characters, but these
two are pretty near and dear to me. But they're
so close in their bad -ass points. But I think
the thing that I'm that's going to decide for
me right now is just to look at their level of
competition, their rivalries, so to speak. And
Rocket Raccoon faces these huge celestial level
threats just ridiculously powerful creatures
really freaky unknown creatures that they have
no idea what they're facing when they go into
these fights they don't know their power sets
they don't know their motivations so they sort
of have to figure these things out on the fly
and rocket raccoon they rely on him quite a bit
to to sort of help in that area and Not to mention,
you know, they deal with Thanos a lot. We all
know how big of a challenge he is. So then if
I look at Deathstroke, yeah, he's fought the
Justice League. He's taken down quite a few members
of those. He can hold his own against Batman,
things like that. But a lot of the time he goes
up against the Teen Titans. Teen Titans, cool!
Well, they're respectable in their own way. I
just don't think that they hold up against the
sort of enemies that Rocket faces on a regular
basis. So I guess that's the only sort of thing
that I can look at to differentiate. So I'm going
to go ahead and give the edge to Rocket. Wow.
Wow. I did not expect that. I thought you'd go
with Deathstroke. Again, pulling another Thanos
out of your hat. I'm going to kind of switch
things around here and say I'm going to go with
Deathstroke and try to pull another Bride and
see if I can convince you guys to go with it
or if we'll make Rocket Raccoon this week's champion.
The thing I'm thinking of is, you know, Deathstroke
had to make himself into a badass, right? Where
Rocket Raccoon was kind of manufactured into
one. Like he was, you know, designed by someone
really, I guess, depending on his origins where,
you know, certainly like scientific experiments
kind of altered him and made him who he is, where
Deathstroke had to kind of choose that. Deathstroke
had to train himself. He had to master all that
all those different skills where, yeah, Rocket
Raccoon has those great abilities, but were those
ones he cultivated or were those skills that
he gained by training or those skills that were
just kind of given to him by chance? And because
of that, because Deathstroke was more of a self
-made man as it would be, I'm thinking I'll go
Deathstroke, but it seems like I'm going to guess
that no one's going to change their vote and
we're going to stick with Rocket. Am I correct?
I'm good with rocket. Sorry a Valiant effort
in but I I still think my I like the I like the
point that I made about the the villains that
they face on a regular basis That's true. It's
a hard one the harder in the face But I thought
kind of gotta make it a little bit more interesting,
you know kind of go out go out go out swinging
as indeed today, but but yeah so that was a great
deal of fun so this week we are champion as rocket
raccoon so next week we're gonna have 16 more
combatants you know we have a variety of different
characters as you can see today we kind of went
all over the place and it's gonna stay the same
next week you'll have some characters from comics
tv movies it'll be a lot of fun looking forward
to it let let us know what you guys think of
who we chose and we'll get in all the different
ways to get in contact with us but uh you know
so So anything else for you guys wanted to talk
about for the for the badass bracket or we just
want to wait till next week Should should we
give a peek of a two or three of the contestants
next week or leave it a surprise? I think that's
a great idea Chuck and I think When we look at
adding these characters, we try to get them from
all the different geek properties once we didn't
talk about yet We talked about walking dead,
but we didn't talk game of Thrones and Greg Why
don't you let everyone else out there now one
of your favorite characters that's gonna be in
next week's tournament the Most gorgeous of characters
to make it to the badass bracket. The mother
of all dragons. Khaleesi, Daenerys, Tygerian.
Just lovely and just epic badassness right there.
Chuck, which one character you would like to
reveal that'll be up for next week? Let's see.
Character to reveal. I'm going to say... I'm
going to say a character from a very popular
movie in pop culture, and a very popular movie
from all of our childhood, I think. And that
movie would be the Sandla, and the character
would be Rodriguez. Yes. The guy who goes against
the beast himself. So any fan of the - Benny
the Jets. Yes, exactly. Benny the Jet. Rodriguez.
So one of my all -time favorite films, so I'm
curious to see who he's going against. And we
outmatched that by saying we kind of talked about
him earlier, and that's Fulton Reed from The
Mighty Ducks will also be out there next week,
where, you know, if you're a kid of the 90s or
80s, definitely, you know, Mighty Ducks was a
huge part of my childhood. Fulton Reed was part
of the Basham Brothers. He had that like a...
Banache slap shot. So looking forward to seeing
how he does next week and you know Just another
one just since we're on on the on the topic and
got to think of iconic characters from the 80s
Who's one of the big badasses of the 80s? Of
course, mr. T He will be in next week's bracket
as well along with a bunch of other characters
all from running again You're gonna be surprised
some interesting names up there. So looking forward
to next week But we looked at each episode with
a letter and I have a letter here in response
to NFL free agency that's going on right now
in all the creation that's occurring and kind
of the overreaction that we see nearly every
year. Hey there NFL fan, so have you already
given up on the 2015 NFL season or are you moments
away from getting that 2016 Super Bowl tattoo
that will forever be etched on your body as a
reminder of your sheer stupidity? Let's hold
off on declaring the season champions and losers
before a game is even played. Let's face it,
NFL free agency is highly overrated. Last year
the Dallas Cowboys were supposed to fall even
further when they lost their best defensive player
to Marcus Ware. And what happened? Their defense
actually improved. I mean, if signing free agents
equated the wins on the field, the Washington
Redskins would have three undefeated seasons
by now. Football is not basketball. You can't
win a championship with two or three great players.
As much as I dislike the Patriots, they show
us how big names aren't needed for big wins.
Yes, it's fun to talk about once again. For many
fans, the season was long over before the month
of October. Now hope can return. Now we can actually
talk about teams like the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I keep forgetting they're an actual NFL team
and not a leftover from the XFL. While the talk
is fun, the fandom gets repetitively stupid.
Each year we go through the same song and dance.
where we declare that coaches have lost their
mind or created the master plan for victory.
I do it myself, don't get me wrong, but even
I know there's a limit. I love to feel confident
that the Eagles won't be as awful as everyone
thinks they will be, but the truth is, they'll
probably be awesome. Man, those words hurt to
say out loud. If anything, NFL free agency just
tells us the danger of buying NFL jerseys. That's
why I only wear classic jerseys like Lawrence
Taylor, where I only need to be worried about
wearing the number of a crack addict who was
arrested for underage prostitution. You know,
nothing nearly as bad as wearing a jersey as
someone who left and is now playing for a rival
team. Nothing that serious. But anyways, just
keep hope alive and just because your favorite
player is no longer playing on your favorite
team doesn't mean your season's already over.
It's just beginning. Sincerely, Dan. Nice. Nice.
Yeah, some of the Eagles fans are really freaking
out about what's going on there. Oh, I absolutely
love it, but I They just signed to Marcus Murray
today and we'll see how that goes, you know,
but uh, yeah I love to say they're gonna be awful
But you know, there's always that year where
you think a team is gonna be great or bad and
I don't know I know I know the Dolphins gotten
it out in the Dominican, too Which is yeah, which
you know, it's a big player. I mean, hopefully
that works out for them. So Yeah, I wasn't Wasn't
overly joyed that they signed him because I think
with the money they spent I feel like they could
have got a Like three pretty solid players for
that one price that one guy But uh, he's a game
changer no doubt. So, I don't know we'll see.
Yeah, we'll definitely see but Anyways, that'll
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same channel same podcast feed, but for now This
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raccoon And this has been Dan, still not a badass,
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