Altered Trek
Star Trek Picard – The Road So Far

About this Episode
Hello and welcome to you future imperfect. I'm
your host Captain Phillips and joining me is
I'm also a captain aren't I or lieutenant commander?
I don't know what I am your commander. I promoted
you From a place that I no longer pay membership
dues because I kind of forgotten they never sent
me an email Good job on notifications. Anyway,
I'm Mike the bird man dog glad to be a part of
it Now throw them under the bus in any way shape
or form. And what am I? What's my rank? I think
I promoted everybody to like either lieutenant
commander or commander just because I wanted
to like anarchy in the system. Okay well I'm
doing a mutiny and I'm declaring myself field
marshal. Field marshal Alex. Murder of pigeons.
What else? I had a whole bunch of stuff to my
name. Well it's funny because I have... Oh, we
have six members one more person dropped off
the face of the earth We should all be captains
of we're all on one ship and it's just it's like
why are we all? Well, it's like Scotty was a
captain Spock was a captain Kirk was the captain
and they were all on the Enterprise a Everybody
else was a commander But yeah, it's it's funny
because I mentioned to them I'm like you should
probably You know, send notifications when they're
about to expire or and they're like, well, that's
the chapter's job. And I says, yeah, except you
don't let us actually contact the people because
we can't see their emails in the back end. Well,
they don't forget they are old people that expect
that we are meeting up like weekly or monthly
in person. Oh, it's funny. Yeah, it's a correspondence
like it's not supposed to meet up in person,
but they. Yeah, so they they say you I don't
know if oh, yeah I told you guys in the direct
message They they were thrown a fit because they
got a new commander of Starfleet and they changed
a bunch of things and they're still waiting on
their database transfer over and The Academy
just kind of major overhaul. They're still working
on Making things so that they're easier to answer
and you're not playing like oh Let's answer 50
essay questions with things that ultimately don't
matter Where somebody's gonna get you on semantics
and be like, oh you don't get a perfect grade
because you didn't have the exact answer So they're
gonna be like true false and like multiple guests
and everything like that. So it'll be you know
easier to find fun I see an essay for one of
them and I'm like, nope. I'm like skip. I'm not
gonna do it and If you want if you're getting
promoted to Admiral it's like a doctorate right
like you should have a dissertation or some like
you it shouldn't even be like even right or wrong
answers it should be like like a real school
where you just have to make your case and if
the rest of the panel thinks yeah that's right
then you graduate yeah well they the thing is
is there so many classes in there though you'd
have to take almost everything to be but the
only way you get promoted is if you take some
kind of a leadership role like beyond the captain
Like that's the first time I joined was like
20 when was it Mike that it was the sponsor?
No, like 2012 13th somewhere in there did they
actually pay you They gave me free membership.
Okay, five dollars. Yep. So five bucks. I'm like,
all right sure Yeah, well did they mail you the
package? Yeah, yeah, I actually had the full
package They switched everything to PDFs now
so they don't send you nothing I joined when
I think I paid like five or ten bucks to get
the mail package version and I still have it
somewhere. They have like the original when I
joined Was I on? Had field or something. Yep,
and that's what I'm still a part of and we was
on there and I was like, okay So what do we do
and they're like? Well, we don't really do much
and I was like this was like almost ten years
ago I'm like what and I remember going to some
of the lessons I did some of them way back on
my old account like I had a different email even
back then So that's why I like like I guess unless
they wiped out the old profiles when I went to
sign up it would it said I didn't have a profile
already but When I was going through the stuff
like it was already outdated then because the
movies had already started up and Changed. Oh,
yeah. I remember people asking how did the new
movies go into it and the official response back?
Then was those movies aren't canon It's like
they kind of are and everything moving forward
is And their response was, it's not real track.
I'm like, oh, you're those people. It's funny
because they don't have anything discovery on
there either. They don't not yet. They don't
have anything for for the short tracks. They
don't have discovery. They don't have I imagine
they'll have the card because they're all like,
they're all over his shit. They'll be on the
card. No, but they're still going to be mad about
something, but. Yeah, but they yeah new thing
that they were touting was they had integrated
the archer stuff and I'm like wait that show
Ended like six years ago and you just put stuff
in Yeah, they're a little slow behind the times
they're finally closing down their Yahoo and
Yahoo groups and everything and The Google groups
and all those those groups that nobody uses because
everybody's on Facebook and then it's funny because
They're they're they finally get like a region
website for for region 13 And it's like super
lame It's a one -pager so there's like not much
there Which honestly doesn't matter is parlay
into the real like the meat of this we're gonna
talk about the show Are we living in the current
Picard world where Starfleet is failing rebellion
Starfleet is failing and when and we're like
Well, this isn't the Starfleet. I remember Starfleet
isn't Starfleet anymore. Oh, my God. That's basically
what we're getting at. We are living in it. Yes,
we're living in the Picard unit. We're living
in the prime universe in Picard's timeline. So,
yes, if you guys hadn't gathered by now, we are
going to be talking about the brand new series,
which is airing on CBS All Access, though, CTV,
sci fi in Canada and Amazon Prime in Canada.
and Amazon Prime and Canada. We're talking about
obviously Picard, which is as of this recording
aired three to four episodes. We're recording
before the fourth one has aired. So don't know
what's happened, but obviously there will be
spoilers abound. So deal with it. You've had
weeks and opinions will be unbiased. And well,
I guess let's kind of start the discussion off.
Where do we go from here? So maybe we should
start at the first episode. Or do we start at
the short track? The short track? Yeah, that
would make sense. Let's start because that's
sort of, you know, that bridges the gap, right?
It kind of takes place at that timeline of like
14 years before he is retired. I hadn't seen
that short track. OK, so you want me to sort
of recap because I actually watched it yesterday.
Yes. It is my favorite of the short tracks, by
the way, all of them. And it is, it looks, it
starts out like an anti -bullying PSA. A girl
is late for school because one other girl sort
of trips her and beats her up and she misses
the bus or the space bus or whatever. The space
shuttle, school shuttle, whatever. She gets to
school and then they start doing, you know, tit
for tat, hitting each other back and forth and
getting in trouble. They end up having a huge
fight. All the while, the Peter Gabriel song
Heroes is playing. And then as they're fighting
and rolling around, everything gets really quiet
and they hear sort of like, you know, what's
going on. They look up and they see both of these
girls, their parents worked on Mars. And they
look up and they see Mars is burning and exploding
on fire and all the teachers have no idea what
to do. And then it cuts as they're standing together
crying. Oh, geez, that's intense. It is, but
there's also very little talking. So it's all
played with emotion and with the scenery and
the music yeah the only lines of dialogue i believe
in it are from the teachers when they get in
trouble yep and and then it cuts to the news
program uh and it shows in the news uh uh admiral
picard's reaction reacts to uh to mars disaster
and then it cuts away so yeah it's it's very
intense and then that Of course, you know, you
get into the first episode of Picard and, um,
it was kind of interesting how they, they decided
to launch it, having it on the enterprise D.
My guess is that's the draw people in to kind
of give them sense, a sense of familiarity before
they launch into proper stuff. Yes. You remember.
You remember how all good things ended? Yeah,
he decided I should have done this a long time
ago, played cards with the crew. He finally comes
and plays cards. How does the show begin? He's
playing cards. So it's sort of a familiarity
thing. It's like, well, how it ended, it begins.
Exactly. It's like, it's like we jump forward
now 20 some odd years and this is where he is.
But then you're like data. And the first thought
that comes into your head or at least mine was,
oh, did before, uh, you know, actually assimilate
the the neural network and no well I knew they
weren't gonna bring data back as before because
in the trailer they even showed the disassembled
body of before so I figured it was gonna be a
dream sequence plus the fact that they're on
the Enterprise D in ten forward playing cards
and the ship was destroyed And he's wearing his
first contact uniform. I didn't think about that.
When I was seeing it because I was just mesmerized,
I didn't realize it wasn't the E. Yeah, it was
the Enterprise D because you see the D and then
it goes through the window and then you see him
sitting in 10 forward and then he's playing cards
with data as he remembered him before he died.
the whole thing where they're going back and
forth and bantering and it was a little rough
where data was trying to act like data, like
where Brent Spiner was trying to act like him
because he wasn't quite as like quirky as data
was normally. I think they wanted him to stay
still because they used that de -aging software
that they invented originally for X -Men 3. Remember
that? That's got to be almost 15 years ago now.
When they did that, To DH Patrick Stewart in
the flashback scene And then now it's basically
used in like every movie the most famously. I
think recently in the Irishman It was used to
DH De Niro, but it's gotten a lot better Yeah,
it's gotten a lot better, but you have to be
for a TV show budget. There can't be a whole
lot of movement So I'm assuming he had to keep
his head as still as possible Well, it wasn't
that it was that he didn't have the quick quirk
with the neck type stuff when he was thinking
Because that kind of quick movement costs a lot
of money to animate if they're gonna be superimposing
it on top of them The thing is is he didn't it
looks like they didn't even de -age him. He looked
aged. Oh Because they changed it. It was the
the original trailer He was de -aged on a couple
of the the footages, but they actually reversed
it and it just gave him to an extent his To an
extent but he's Well, yeah, cuz data was a lot
thinner when he blew up and he was even and he
was still thicker then than he was You know on
the show and not to say that he's fat by any
means But he was always a very very thin man
Like when he was like Brent Spiner when he was
a stand -up comedian and all that stuff super
thin. Yeah super duper thin So but later on in
the other dream sequence not to jump forward
I did notice that they did the aging software
better and he had better movement there So I
feel like that was a scene done later I would
not be surprised. I don't know the order, but
if this opening scene was literally the first
thing they shot, it probably was because they
probably had those uniforms on hand as well,
because that was the most recently used thing
on everything. But. The other thing that kind
of triggered it is when they were going all in
and everything, you know, just playing the cards
and then five red queens showed up on data's
cards and kind of broken from his dream sequence.
you know, knowing that something wasn't right
and then data disappears. And I was almost thinking
that those and this is kind of floating around,
too. But one of my friends at work was stoking
the fires on the message groups on CBS and in
Star Trek, the card groups, because I said, you
know, you could almost infer that that's like
insinuating Q may eventually show up. You think
that you want me to hit you with my conspiracy
theory? Sure. That it's not. It's not Q. That
it's five Borg queens. Oh, that makes sense too.
Not that there are five, but that there have
been five. Two of them are dead. Is this data,
spoiler, the data's daughter idea of these being
twins, is it not data's consciousness necessarily,
or is it data's consciousness mixed with the
Borg queen? Yeah, that could be because if judging
by almost by dates, you know They did technically
assimilate him in first contact. Well and the
idea that they're working on a Borg cube, you
know, it's revealed in the episode The idea,
you know Queen, you know multiple Queens is or
the idea that they're all the same suit You know,
there's clones involved there Their clones of
the same suits are so there's these two girls,
but are they're actually five Or are they connected
by some sort of hive mind because they're all
the same It all ties into little things and they're
the writers for this are not The kind of writers
that would just put something in for no reason
or it's like they could have put whatever we
could have been You know five Kings. Why did
it have to be Queens? So yeah, yeah, I feel like
red hive minds Yeah, or five, you know five connected
identical women Well, then they kind of call
one of one of them being the destroyer but yeah
So there's that and also, you know heap saying
that oh, she has a twin, right? Well, mm -hmm
when you know moving forward plot wise for I'm
assuming pretty much everybody listening this
has seen it, right? So there's no we don't describe
every detail but when they move forward to dashes
apartment the very first thing that the Assassin
say is Where are the rest of you? Not Where's
where's your sister? Where's the other? And that's
the only time that's mentioned And then these
the only later on they say oh they're made in
pairs But that's a very deliberate line. Where
are the rest of you? That is true. Yeah, I didn't
I didn't catch the the where are the rest of
you but I did think it was kind of interesting
how the now if you haven't read the prequel comics
You don't get a full picture of the two Tal Shiar
Romulan agents that are with Picard kind of as
his bodyguards and working on the farm Yeah,
like there that was the thing I didn't quite
get like I knew immediately Like I ended up watching
it once and then I watched the second run through
with my brother because he's like I'll watch
it on my own But you watch it with me because
he's not as big of a Trekkie as I am like, okay
And he really likes it and he goes the first
thing he says is are they Vulcans? I'm like No
immediately and he goes. Oh, yeah, cuz they're
they're showing too much emotion. They know how
to talk to people I'm like One knows how to talk
to people and also they can get angry and one
does not and they're kind of smarter Yes, that's
basically But in showing them like like they're
the first you make it makes it seem like oh,
they're basically his like Personal support workers
or like groundskeepers and then it turns out
no there is frickin bodyguards. Yeah, and they
Have you either of you read the comic? No, unfortunately.
No, okay. There was one. Yeah. So anyways Blanchard
was supplying me with that so I'll have to pass
that along but it basically jumps back to when
Picard and Raffy are trying to Take all of the
the Romulans and all of the other life off of
the planet like the other humanoid type creatures
Because the Romulans are like no, we don't want
you to save them and then so Essentially one
governor of one of the outpost decided. Oh, we're
gonna take over the USS Verity, which is Picard's
flagship, which is the Odyssey class starship.
That's the same as the Enterprise F and like
Star Trek online So he left the Enterprise to
go command the Verity. And they catch up with
LaForge, who's now commander of the Utopia Planitia
shipyards. And he's developing all of the starships
around Mars to excavate the Romulan people. And
so he's working with Picard on this. So he too
left the Enterprise. And it doesn't say anything
about where the ship is. They're not there anymore.
So anyways, Rafi and Picard are taken hostage.
And then these two Tal Shiar agents had gotten
the local life forms to basically break them
out of jail. And this governor had already taken
over part of the Verity. And then Picard's crew,
of course, subdued them. uh when picard managed
to get back there but the the two tal shiar agents
more or less um joined forces with him because
they could never go back to the tal shiar because
they kind of had um relations with each other
which is against the tal shiar code apparently
and so they they were they had nowhere to go
and picard's like uh so what do you know about
wine or you know about grapes or something and
so that's how it ends and Okay. So, so yeah,
they looked a little bit different, but then
when you get them in in this, it adds a lot more
depth to their personas. So I had to explain
this to a few people that hadn't read that prior
to watching. That's kind of cool. I like that.
You almost would have been nice if that was discussed
on like a talk show before the like, remember
they did was, you know what? That should have
been a short track that should have. Yeah. Like
it could, it could have. I don't know if it would
it would have dug into maybe some of their sales,
but they could have literally done a motion comic
to show it off. Like, yes, have it voiced, have
it voiced by those actors and show that as a
short track shortly before or literally even
make it part of the first episode if they wanted
to or like an extra feature or something. Yeah,
it would have been nice, but unfortunately they
didn't. And so what did you think about the the
new the doctor of cybernetics. Alison Pilt? Yeah.
Is she married to Scott Pilgrim? Yeah. Isn't
she married to Jay Baruchel or somebody? I don't
know. Oh, I know her from Scott Pilgrim. Oh,
and the movie Goon and Goon 2. Oh, I forgot she
was in that too. She's a little out of place.
Some of the actors seem not that they're like
the wrong. She seems the wrong age. She she looks
too young even though she's like 40 Like she
no she's not yeah, she is I'm pretty sure I'll
double check 34 is she yeah, okay, so she's not
Yeah, she looks young though. She looks like
she's still probably she looks 25. Yeah, that's
I would agree but She's a decent enough actress.
It's not a problem. It's just she seems a little
a little out of place like It's the kind of role
you would have figured they'd cast somebody in.
It's like 50. You know what I mean? Not old,
not young, but you're still the leader in your
field. Then I guess she was technically the second
foremost authority on it. Behind Bruce Maddox.
Yeah. When we eventually see who Bruce Maddox
is, I'm assuming he's going to be an older person.
Well, I would hope it'd be the same actor. If
he's still alive. Because you never know I Wonder
if he's done what dr. Dr. Soong did in that creating
an Android body and Transferring his consciousness
because there's a novel where dr. Soong does
that and he creates like a lifelike Persona of
himself and then data he transfers data his consciousness
into the body. How about instead of that? He
transfers consciousness, but he's what if he's
the the mother represented in dodges communications.
Like he's using a holographic subterfuge to kind
of hide his face. To hide his face, or that is
who he's chosen to look like as a digital entity.
He's the father in creating, but he's the mother
in nurturing. So he's basically playing both
sides, but that's why he also is like, go to
Picard, even though she never mentioned Picard.
Exactly. Go to Picard, he'll help you. The way
the mother reacted was a little too panicked
for an AI robot, or an AI program, or a fake
memory, or something like that, or an implanted
thing. The mother behaved like a scared parent
would behave. Makes sense As far as I'm not the
only thing I'm not a big fan of and again, it's
a bit of an epic It doesn't bother me too much
but the swearing in it it It seems out of place
now does the one thing to consider is they are
not on a Federation Commission ship Working as
basically a naval officer on duty, which is what
they always were On the original show and you
obviously you couldn't swear and in the movies
they could if they wanted to but they didn't
but Well, unless they were in the real world
like the voyage home um, but um, even then that
was you know miles wearing dropping f -bombs
in front of the card is odd but at the same time
I understand why because They're all none of
them work for for uh, you know, well the admiral
did it Yeah, the commander the cnc. Yeah was
also talking to somebody who's non -commissioned
anymore true uh so like i can understand i can
get both sides of that it's a little you know
odd but again things have to move forward it's
also trying to establish when he's saying that
this isn't starfleet anymore starfleet doesn't
stand for what it used to it's also not just
talking about starfleet in society itself so
they're they've moved passability in a lot of
cases. Well, there was an interview, one of the
people involved in the show. I don't remember
specifically who, but I remember the quote fairly
well. They said, you're never going to get rid
of swearing. It's basically a part of human language,
part of human culture. And it's just something
that's just not going to go away. The main reason
they couldn't do it back in the old days was
because of the FCC. So as they're doing it because
they can. It's the same reason Discovery did
it. Remember, they would say things like, damn
it, like it was a big deal. Damn it, man. Yeah.
Or or go to hell. But no, the sheer fucking hubris,
Picard. OK, it's just it's like, all right, that's
a little out of left field. All right, lady.
Some shows used to push the boundaries even at
that time. Like we're talking like 90 or 91.
You have Simpsons episodes where they're saying
whore. So. You know enough like I was what made
me think of it was I saw the clip of Homer making
his makeup gun And he fires it in Marge's face,
which you could not do on TV now And then he
fires it in her face and she looks in the mirror
and he goes Homer you have it set to whore And
then he and then he goes just one second Marge
and he shoots it she makes it miss it he hits
the wall and Then Lisa says dad women aren't
gonna like getting shot in the face and he goes
honey Women will like what daddy tells them to
like. And that was considered just a ridiculous,
you know, the over -the -top screwball comedy
then. They got away with that in 1991. It doesn't
surprise me. They used to push the boundaries.
Star Trek was all about being inclusive, so they
wanted to get the widest audience possible. They
wanted children to be able to watch it and ask
questions and learn from it. So I get where they're
coming from. This is a little different story.
Children aren't paying for this streaming service.
I've got some problems with this show, and I'm
just going to lay them out very, very, very quickly.
I know some people who work in the Star Trek
community on some various projects, and they
did point out some very interesting things to
me about this. The swearing does seem unnatural.
I'm willing to let that go. As we've just discussed,
it's a cultural thing, and because they can push
the envelope, why not? I noticed this with the
Daystrom Institute specifically, and I know this
was a production choice, so I'm not as willing
to let this one go. In the 24th century, that's
when this takes place, right? Am I right here?
Late, late, late 24th century. Yeah, I don't
think in the late, late 24th century they have
exposed HVAC, but that may be just me. Also,
when they're on Starships, do you remember how
in Star Trek you used to go And doors used to
make the whooshing sound. They don't do that
anymore. Again, that may be just a small oversight.
New ships, maybe they don't need to. Yeah, that's
true. Like I said, probably just a small oversight
or something they could explain away by saying
something like that. And it's just it's little
things here and there. There was something a
friend of mine pointed out to me. They're doing
a shot of planet Earth from orbit. And the light
map looks like it was taken today. And for comparison,
this person showed me a light map from season
two or three of The Expanse on Amazon Prime.
And he's like, Mike, what do you notice differently?
And he's like, look at all the development or
light around Lake Michigan. I'm like, oh, that's
different. And he's like, look at Florida. Half
of Florida is now underwater. And he's like,
oh. That's because of rising sea levels. And
he's like, you're telling me nothing has happened
on planet Earth in a couple of hundred years.
He's like, oh, that is interesting. That is kind
of lazy. I get it because television budget and
nobody probably thought of it. And it's just
it's little things. When the nitpickers get to
me, I start to notice it like I like Picard,
but I don't love it just yet. That being said.
Yeah. That being said, there are some elements
of the show that I think are fantastic. When
they reference what happened on Mars, that was
interesting as hell, explaining how they built
a fleet of androids to go help the Romulan evacuation.
That was cool. And then there was something about
this that kind of rubbed me the wrong way. The
Federation member planets threatened to pull
out of the Federation if they went to go rescue
the Romulans. And that doesn't seem very Starfleet
-ier Federation to me. What I'm guessing is,
is they're trying to make it tie into Discovery
going 900 years in the future and having only
six planets left in the Federation? It just seems
off. What I see in that is a couple things. One,
a lot of these Federation members joined the
Federation out of fear of the Romulan Empire
expansion. That is true. They these are people
that have been at war with them or the Romulans
had basically destroyed them or forced them to
join the Republic and They had joined to specifically
escape them so I can understand why especially
they said it was a lot of the newer Members didn't
want to be a part anymore So like this it was
never gonna rock. I mean it might have it might
have messed up Falcon a little bit but As far
as like it wasn't gonna destroy the Federation,
but there's a bit of that, but it's also trying
to show that maybe the Federation has grown beyond
its means. Well, yeah. Well, it's something to
be said because if you look at the Federation,
there's been the battle of of Sector 001, which
was the Borg, there was the Dominion War, and
the Federation moved from being a fleet of discovery
and science to a military organization. And even
some of the writing is very inconsistent with
that, because Starfleet is very different from
the Federation. Like, they're two different branches.
And it's just, it's weird lore inconsistencies,
as it's been explained to me. And when I think
upon that, they can say, yeah, the Federation,
they're not this type of asshole. Starfleet,
maybe, but not the Federation. It sounds like,
even though the Romulans are supposed to obviously
be Rome, like the old Roman Empire, but it sounds
like what's happened here is you've got a civil
organization, the United Federation of Planets,
that has grown beyond what it can manage. And
the branch of government that handled the defense
and diplomacy, which is basically the military
faction, has had to grow more militaristic to
fight threats as they grow, and now they're growing
apart. Yeah, that's a pretty good way to look
at it. The Federation has grown beyond what it
can handle on its own, and Starfleet is more
concerned with policing than peacekeeping. Makes
sense. Yeah, and the other thing is... There's
another inconsistency that I don't know if anybody's
noticed. They say that, you know, they have before
broken down in their tank there. And they say
that, yeah, his isotronic brain more or less
couldn't handle data as information and just
basically crashed and everything was lost of
data. That seems like a really easy cop out way
to kill them. Well, I wonder there's there's
two ways to look at this. One is it's a cop out
way of not resurrecting data, but it's also likely
which which is the cop out way or Maddox dumped
his memory somewhere else and told them that
it was a failure. That's maybe a possibility
that maybe data is living off the grid. I just
don't think the I just I don't think certain
show writers. are that grandiose in their thinking.
I think we're going to be surprised along the
way, but I don't think we're going to get a grand
payoff. Well, this is this is my my thought on
it. They're bringing back the holographic doctor
for season two tentatively, and they're bringing
back whoopee. The other the other thing is I'm
being that the holographic doctor knows the ways
of the holographic, you know, the those type
of the hologram people. I'm wondering if that's
gonna play into season two and that they could
possibly bring data back as an instead of an
Android as a hologram How great would it be if
you know, Brett spider doesn't want to be in
the Makeup and anything anymore if they basically
turned him into the computer for the ship Well
that would happen in the original comic for the
2009 movie where they they had the current timeline
and they had Jordy basic basically running the
enterprise and had data as the captain. But he
also integrated himself into the central computer
system of the enterprise. And so he could make
himself be a hologram and run the whole system,
but had his physical form like sitting in the
command chair. And while Picard was like an ambassador
to the Romulans, Vulcans, whatever, and Spock
was trying to save the planet. That would be
interesting, an interesting way of doing it,
or they could end up pulling from the memory
data where Noony and Soon returns. There's a
novel called Cold Equations, The Persistence
of Memory, which says that he survived his death
by transferring his mind into an Android body
far more human in appearance than data's. And
that they could have them without makeup and
not have to do the aging, just make them look
like Brent Spiner. Exactly. And so basically
I've dumped his memories from before into his
own body. Because it says that in this book,
more or less that, you know, because data's memories
are in before. He's unable, like Dr. Soong is
unable to complete the new body he had been attempting
to construct for data due to a Borg invasion
in the brain. So he transferred data. in all
of Soon's memories and a new ability to use contractions
into Soon's Android body so that data could look
human and basically operate human. What's happened
to Lore? That's what I'm wondering because they
have not touched on that. How messed up would
it be if he's behind all this? That's that was
my other thought is because before they're not
that clever Well before his time is destroyed
in a you know, basically tore apart in a box
LOL is the other one that data basically gave
to Starfleet to play around with So the daystrom
Institute and lore they did the same thing. So
I'm wondering, you know where the other two androids
are plus julia tainer His his mother that was
that looked human and in basically bled and had
all these other positronic ways of looking human,
which was the most advanced Android that Dr.
Soon had built. So there's definite possibilities
with all of these different aspects of the Soon
type robots. What if it's not Data's brain that
they've reconstructed in its lores? And that's
why they're saying that they're the destroyer.
It could be and it would make sense to because
the new androids all of a sudden Went against
their own kind, you know went against the the
Starfleet Crew that they were supposed to be
helping and I and you can see the the eyes flicker
It would make sense that that lore took them
over Like like basically he's high like because
their positonic brain should technically be very
similar that the idea is he's basically hidden
his own Synapses in like a Trojan virus That
activates we can see Laura doing that Pretend
to be data for long enough to basically screw
over all the organics Like I could definitely
see him doing that So that you know, that's again
the first episode they you know zoom out show
that it's a Borg cube reclamation site and This
that's the episode Mike that you said we weren't
super interested in right or is it the second
one? Yeah, the the first one was some interesting
setup for the world Had some good possibilities,
but I wasn't I wasn't in love with it number
two was a lot of setup Which is fine because
that's what it should be you should be doing
we should be doing a lot of world building Filling
in the blanks number threes were like, okay now
I kind of give a shit So took a few weeks, but
all right. I like the the Romulan fight in Picard's
house and where the tells she our agents were
basically like whooping on them and Picard was.
And then that Dr. Girardi took out the last one
and was like pleading, like, take me with you.
He's like, he's OK, right? Romulan was Romulan
disruptives don't have a stud setting. He's like,
oh. And Picard's like I like you you like tea
or Earl Grey yes I like that the there's the
new ship captain his holographic doctor is Him
him with a more Irish accent and then the other
one. He's got a holographic version of him. That's
the Navigator emergency navigating hologram Yeah,
and he's like, oh you should be happy Picard's
here because he he was the you know, the one
that talked to the queue He's the one that did
your hero. Yeah Yeah, and so like it was it was
really funny and he's like, oh shut off and But
I think and I wonder what Raffy's Other side
is cuz like, you know, she's playing him in some
degree So I'm wondering if she's doing it to
get reinstated or if she's got an ulterior motive
against Starfleet and the Romulans Because she
said she's she's going with them to for a trip
and then she's getting off. Yeah, I'm getting
I get the feeling That she wants I don't think
she wants to hurt Picard as much as you know,
she pretends that she does I think she's trying
she wants to probably Find what's his name as
well? Maddox Maddox. She probably wants to kill
him Like I think she's she's there to basically
she's a mole some kind She's like I'm going to
kill all you know all anybody that Screwed me
over and I feel that he slighted me by destroying
my career by you know, whatever reason Yeah,
there's gonna be something like that involved
Yeah, and it looks like after the banning of
Synthetix in 2385, which is 14 years before Picard
starts, because it's 2399, that Maddox went missing.
And it's funny too, the head of Starfleet security,
the Commodore, she's actually a Romulan agent
because the people were like, oh, it's a Vulcan.
They have double eyelids. Why is she wearing
sunglasses? And then the showrunner goes on on
Instagram, Michael Chabon, and he goes, or Chabon
or whatever, he goes, maybe it's not a Vulcan
then. Or maybe they just thought it looked cool.
Yeah. Well, they showed, you know, the whole
thing with other people. So it's I'm guessing
it's a Romulan. It makes sense. Yeah, there's
what it's it's not very transparent. I mean,
it's very transparent in that way. But I think
some some areas it's very like Easy I almost
feel like the show is a more realistic extension
of the episode Episode 25 of season 1 conspiracy
instead of it being Parasites taking over it's
Romulans. They've been not and I'll bet you it's
not just Romulans I'll bet you that there have
been different agents from different because
they've expanded so big it's been easier to slip
people in yeah, like I would not be surprised
if if it you know, he ends up exposing the Romulans
there and they find out there's more agents from
something else. Well, they said that Jean Vash
or whatever, which is like the secret secret.
I mean, I'm like, who who knows how many strategic
moves have been made by multiple parties? The
changelings. I one thing I do like about this,
how they've explained the Romulans have this
fear. of artificial intelligence. They openly
say the Romulans only use their computers to
do basic math and navigation. They have a fear
of AI. They don't allow their computers to extrapolate
on information. They have to manually program
every calculation they wanted to perform. Which
me you know what something I said this to Alex
before Star Trek Picard has more in common with
Mass Effect Than it does with Star Trek. I can
get that and I kind of like that also Yeah, very
much like Battlestar Galactica the the 2000 series.
Yeah, and that's not a bad thing It's just different
because you remember the Galactica only survived
because they refused to upgrade it to a networked
You know ship it survived because things were
it was analog Yeah, exactly like the the the
Battlestar Galactica literally was one of the
last analog battle stars It wasn't hooked into
the computers and that's why all the Vipers that
fought against the side Cylons were all old models
that were mothballed because they weren't networked.
They literally had radios. That's how they communicated
like old radio. Which I always thought was something
really cool that the 2000 series did really really
really smartly. Yeah I almost feel like that's
sort of that fear of artificial life is very
similar to what they're showing what the Romulans
have. Yeah, it's almost like how the the quarians
are afraid of the geth in Mass Effect. Like they
created artificial intelligence so great it overtook
them. And I have a feeling there'll be something
in Romulan history created something so great.
They had to destroy it for fear that it come
back. Is it going to be revealed that they invented
the Borg? No, I don't think it'll go that far.
No, because they said they've been around for
thousands and thousands of years. Yeah. Although
I could see them maybe touching on maybe something
else from weird Star Trek lore, but I don't think
feature or something. I wonder if they'll make
reference to something like that, but I can't
see them touching on anything super, super deep
because part of the problem I have with this
show is because it wants to find a new audience
while still attracting people like us is it has
to be accessible enough that Joe Blow can get
into it, but it has to appeal enough to us nerds.
I mean, hell, listen to us right now. We're explaining
we're talking about this on a podcast. So clearly
it's worked. But on one level, I think I don't
think it's going to get as deep as we're thinking.
I mean, okay, wait, wait, wait. It's not like
it's not like Doctor Who. Doctor Who has been
consistently on the air for a long time. Star
Trek. People had fought for Picard to come back
for years, right? Like usually what like a decade
or more people wanted another movie after Nemesis
to sort of finish the series and then it didn't
happen. Yes. Exactly. So it took a long time
convincing him to get Patrick Stewart back on
board, pretty much when they backed up the truck
full of money to his house. And he couldn't for
a while. He was locked into that Fox contract
for all the X -Men movies for quite some time.
And it wasn't like he would do big budget X -Men
movie, then two or three small pictures, big
budget. And he was always scheduled for something.
Now he's big. Other than this and at some appearances,
he is slowing down. He's turning 80 this year.
Yeah. You know what I mean? There's only so many
more. You're not going to get 10 years out of
this program with him. We might get five or six
if it goes really well. And especially if instead
of 10 episode seasons, if they shoot 30 episodes
straight and then split it into three seasons,
we can maybe get several years out of him. But
there is going to be a point where he could literally
be next year. He could be like, I'm getting too
tired. I can't do it anymore. He has said he
wants to keep doing this as long as he can he
sees this is He said it's they'll keep renewing
it. This is where he'd like to retire So good
for him, especially if they can tell can you
know good stories throughout but they were spiners
71 Well, they're all getting there. I think Jonathan
Frakes is like what 68 something like that. Well
and Shatner's 89 He's that dude's gonna be 105
though He will never die that don't crack and
and he he somehow has the he's he's gonna be
like 90 and he has the energy of somebody who's
60 I know well, he said he said he wants he he
got approval to shoot a show and in space once
he's gonna take one of this first space flights
like Trips and then and then he's like and then
if I die up there, it doesn't matter They should
find a way to get him in into some sort of trek
whether it be in a hologram Whether it be in
one of the dream sequences that Picard has Like
have him, you know have a dream sequence where
he's sitting at a table and it's and it's the
cabin from generations or and then and then he's
like, you know and reiterating his line of don't
let them take don't let them promote you don't
let them take you off the bridge of the ship
because when you're there you can make a difference
Yeah, and or you know how you work that in season
two you bring in Guinan You have some sort of
he sees dying and talks to guy and above and
then he either has a flashback or somehow The
Nexus is involved because technically he never
left the Nexus You can leave the Nexus, but you're
still there. Yeah, right at some point in time
So well, what's funny is you have to almost die
in the regular world to be able to come out of
the Nexus Yeah, I guess yeah weird but I but
the other thing that's really weird about the
show is an episode to you like he his doctor
is from the Stargazer And, and he's, they've
alluded to, he has this degenerative disease
in his brain, but, um, they haven't named dropped
it yet. But it's not the same disease from all
good things. Isn't that something they didn't
say? They didn't say, but it, it has the way
they're making it sound is it sounds very similar.
That's what I think it's good. Timeline wise
in all good things, doesn't it? Was the flash
forward 20 years or 30? No, it was 20. Yeah.
So it's about right. It's about the right time.
Different events have happened and and the thing
was his crusher said that he had Traces of it
and he says well the future is a very long time
You know, I think I have a feeling you'll see
me for a very long time It's what he said like
after he was checked. So essentially it's alluding
to the fact that he did get it Yeah, so fine
cool Which means that he's degenerating faster
to the point where he's going to expire on the
show at some point. They'll probably kill him
off. Or they'll hold that. If the show keeps
getting successful, they'll hold that till he
decides he can't work anymore or gets sick for
real. And they'll work him out. And that's how
they'll end the show. But without getting gloomy,
what I wanted to say a little earlier is about
the Romulan fear of AI. I wouldn't put it past
them. to change the lore slightly or add to it.
What if the great divide between both races of
the Romulans and Vulcans is due to AI that they
created together? I think that would be okay
to me. Think about it like this. The Vulcans
were the geniuses that designed the matrix of
the brain, the logic board, the logic of the
AI. And the Romulans gave it the emotions and
the algorithms, and it tried to basically kill
both of them. And that's what they split. The
Romulans hated the Vulcans, vowed to never use
AI ever again. The Vulcans purged it from their
history and devote their life entirely to logic
because look what happened when we let emotions
take over. That would make sense. And then you
then we go like a couple thousand years and enough
time has passed that the average Romulan average
Vulcan don't even know the story. That would
make a lot of sense, actually. I mean, I guess
because I kind of want to wrap this up. I have
hope. to the series. Now that things are finally
get going, we're finally going in the space.
We all heard the line. He's going to say it.
He's going to say it. Engage. And he smirks.
And then the Dr. Girardi smirked. No, there's
no made it. There's no make it so yet, though.
Give it time. He'll say it. He'll say it when
he meets Ryker. So there has to be a Q episode.
It's that make it so number one. They haven't
released the numbers for the show. and it's going
to be interesting how they calculate it. I imagine
they're going to spin it however they want to
spin it into something very positive. It's probably
the most watched thing CBS All Access has. Oh,
yeah, definitely. They said it is the number
one show. Don't be surprised if because I believe
is it Netflix in Europe and the rest of the world?
I think so. I think so because that's how Amazon
Prime said that in Canada. said that it's one
of their most watched things, and it's not even
a show they made, but they have exclusive rights
to it. And it's probably on the old Space Channel,
CTV, Sci -Fi. It's also on Crave. It's probably
the most watched thing. Like, that's funny how
you can watch it on Crave, Amazon Prime, and
Canton. We have two different streaming platforms
for it, as well as Terrestrial Cable. So it's
probably like the most watched show right now
up here, overall. If you look at the production,
if you were a little on edge about the direction
and stuff, because I wasn't a big fan of the
crazy amnesiac who happens to be a ninja, like
born identity type thing that was going on in
the first couple episodes. But I feel if there's
any changes that are going to happen to the show,
it'll happen in these next two. These next two
are directed by Jonathan Frakes. Well, and he's
building his crew too. Yeah, he's building screw.
Jonathan Frakes is directing it. You know, he
directed it was a couple episodes of the TV show,
two of the movies he acted with Picard in 170
was 178 or 176, 177, I think something like that.
Episodes together. You know, they've known each
other for years. And plus all the movies they
did together that he didn't direct even if anybody
is going to make the show feel like Trek directing,
it'll be Frank's, it'll be Frank's or one of
the original next -gen people that might come
on board. But I don't think anybody would have
the uh the like camaraderie with like Patrick
Stewart if anybody's going to bring out the most
Picard you can get out of Picard it'll be him
yeah hard agree hard agree on that one I mean
it's set up some interesting things with this
with this Romulan mystery that's going on with
the Romulan super secret police with the Borg
reclamation project which I've got to say fantastic
special effects. They're good practical. Oh,
yeah, definitely. So you want to win my heart?
My final thing. So I have I don't care if it's,
you know, what episode it comes out, if maybe
it's the episode finale of the season. have them
be in danger have there be a space dogfight slash
fight where there's no way they can win and then
i want fucking captain wharf to come in in the
defiant for some reason he's defected they have
a defiant or something and he comes in and then
it ends with like them being beamed aboard or
you have or you have captain jordy laforge on
the uh uss challenger yeah you know what i want
i want someone to die someone named important
to die show me show me that the stakes are high
enough in this show that that they give a shit
yeah honestly kill someone like Wesley give you
give me something important you know what you
know what if you really want people to like fans
to get in on it what you have is you have two
people okay this will piss you off mike though
you have two people within starfleet that contact
the card and they're like we know something's
happening something's wrong within starfleet
similar to a conspiracy and have both of them
die and have it be Barclay because have him not
believe him at first because you know he's had
his his issues with mental health yeah and then
have Picard uh find out they're like they're
they're broadcasting something on on you know
the star fleets and blah blah blah on television
or whatever it is he turns it on and it shows
uh uh accident on way to so -and -so thing uh
admiral jane way lost and have that be the other
person that was going to contact them. See, yeah,
I'd be okay. I mean, honestly, if you want this
show to get taken seriously, if you want to hook
people for season two, it's not just enough to
get the holographic dollars, not just enough
to bring back guidance. No, you show the show
has balls, has grit to exist in the 2020 television
landscape. You take a chance. You want people
to stay subscribed to CBS All Access. You have
to prove that this is event program. Here's your
season finale. If I was writing here's not Barclay.
Janeway contacts him, says, something's wrong.
We know who it is. There's something in Starfleet
that's happening. Something in Starfleet. He
sends information on that they believe. He figures
out who the security officer is, an agent. The
mole. And he's like, I have to talk to somebody
I trust. Admiral Janeway responds on a secret
channel and says, I'm coming to you. Don't put
it at the very end of the episode. Put it halfway
through so you're not going to expect it to be
the finale. Janeway starts. up on a shuttle towards
him, they're basically going to beam her on,
and the ship explodes right in front of them.
Yeah, just kills her. Yeah. Honestly, do that.
I'm willing to sacrifice Janeway if it means
the show will have balls and have teeth. And
we're not talking she comes back miraculously.
She's in the pattern buffer or something. No,
she's gone. Like she's on screen. She's on screen
with them talking, saying, all right, give me
docking coordinates, and boom! And she's gone
on camera. Yep. Do it. And I'm not saying that
to be clearly basically the only Admiral that
would be there had his back is now gone and Starfleet
is Starfleet is poisoned and he's like, what
do we do? And that's how you end the pretty much
Yeah, that makes sense So I guess Steve, what
are your final thoughts on this? I really enjoy
what I've been seeing so far in how it's been
building I've been enjoying the the way that
it's been kind of fleshing itself out. I am looking
forward to more familiarity with it But that's
going to come with the episodes and with time
and the more they they start Kind of ingraining
some of the the old cast back in with like seven
and Hugh Moore and Ryker and Troy and I'm assuming
there'll be another data Show -up point. It's
some it's some moment in the season. So But yeah,
I enjoy it overall so far, but I still have a
few things that I'm curious about as it progresses.
You guys? Yeah, I mean, ultimately, you've got
my attention. Now hold it. You have seven more
episodes as of this recording. Don't play with
my emotions. Don't waste my time. Or if they're
going to play with your emotions, play with the
right emotions and stick with it. Make it worth
my while to stay subscribed. I will speak with
my wallet. Yeah, and as far as I'm concerned,
to me, it's the best trick. I'm the guy that
liked Nemesis, but I will admit that I did too.
It was not. It was better than insurrection.
I didn't say much. I liked aspects of Enterprise,
certain episodes here and there. It got good
in the fourth season. But then I like the first
Abrams movie. Despise the second won't watch
the third because it looks stupid. There is actually
really good compared to the second. The opening
is the stupidest CG bad. Oh, OK. I agree with
you. Yeah. Here's the thing. I own it in 4K.
And I can't bring myself to put it in my player
Had to have them like I have to have the best
quality copy of Star Trek so yeah anyway Discovery
hated the first season, but would watch it not
hated I was mad at how they treated the lore
second season Not so bad About the same quality
as as the later seasons of Enterprise after they
fixed some of the issues It's at least as good
as the Abrams movies You know what I mean? Like,
this is by far, in my personal mind, the best
trek since first contact. Yeah, I would agree.
I agree. I'm not saying it's better than, I'm
not saying it's better or equivalent to, it's
the best since. It's more watchable, I think.
Yeah. So we will definitely come back to talk
more Picard as the season rolls on, probably
closer to the penultimate episode where we will
see where things are definitely leading to. So
definitely check back in with us in a few weeks
to talk more Picard. Maybe how about we do like
three shows beginning? This is the first three,
then we do the next three and then we do the
final four. I like that. That way we can sort
of cover it all. Works for me. That would work.
And then, of course, they've been pulling some
interesting things in Star Trek Online where
they're incorporating Seven and various other
fun aspects. Has Picard decanonized Star Trek
Online? Yes. That's what I figured. Only only
incrementally in ways Because data exists and
start in Star Trek online, although they never
show him. There's a scene where he's where Sela
is arrested and He's you can clearly tell it's
him walking because he goes in and shows the
hologram of Natasha Yar to her and because she's
like tell me about my mother and So he's he sits
down with her in an interrogation room more or
less and That's that's the gist of what you get
about data being alive But like they don't actually
like come out of their way of saying it and Picard's
never shown up in the game or Riker or Any of
the main line super cool? They've had war if
they've had legit. They've had Laforge. They've
had you know data quasi show up Troy Riker Picard
and Crusher have never shown up So that still
leaves the possibility not knowing what's going
on there. But yeah, the Romulus thing still happened.
It doesn't say anything about the synthetic band
or anything like that in Star Trek online, but
I'm sure they'll add it. There was nothing there
about it. So this this time period that they're
exploring, other than the brain war happening,
you know, somewhere around that time period,
nothing has really happened. So and then their
their relations with the Klingon Empire destabilizes
during this time and so like in 2399 They're
no longer friendly with the Klingon Empire. So
until and until 2410 Imagine I was just thinking
because all this the show has me thinking so
many different ideas that could be done. That
would be cool What if again, you can't trust
anybody in Starfleet, so he has to use back channels
So, for instance, like how does he acquire transport
through a certain area? Well, he has to talk
to Quark for somebody that's a Ferengi. That
would be cool. And it's like, well, you know,
what if basically DS9 characters start showing
up, you know, from, you know, what if he has
to deal with Cardassians to get through somewhere
because they can smuggle them through? If they
brought back Garrick, I'd be pretty happy. I
would love Garrick to be in there. We can't have
Odo, unfortunately. But and then you want you
want to do something something interesting Have
the only person that he can go do for help is
he has to contact Ben Cisco Somebody who hates
him With his with his finding a crew of people
that hate him. Well, you know, I'll just say
this before we finish out the show. I just reviewed
the Gamma Quadrant book for Star Trek Adventures
from Modiphius. They actually mentioned Cisco
and that book, those books are considered canon
by CBS, though obviously they can decanonize
them at any time they wish. But according to
the books, Cisco is technically not dead because
according to Kira, he will see him again. So
his status is still unknown as of the end of
the Dominion War. What I was thinking was, how
does he transport through places? Well, he goes
through Worf, and Worf uses his DS9 connections
to get him places. Yeah. So we'll have to wait
and see. Yes. So anyway, Steve, take us out.
So until next time, live long and prosper.
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