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Beast Wars Canon Debates and Prequel TV Trends

About this Episode
You are tuned in to Steve Megatron on Altered
Geek Hello and welcome to Altered Geek I'm your
host Steve Megatron Phillips joining me in this
adventure into geekdom, which sometimes is good.
Sometimes it sucks is TFG1 Mike So hopefully
yeah, so hopefully this energy coke does its
job and gives me the energy I need Yes, it seems
to be starting to hit me pretty well because
the fog is gone and the brain is racing and Yeah,
so these inapses are firing on all cylinders
there you go at least for the next 45 minutes
There's no guarantee that I'll be functional
so let's move on Function function So anyways,
I'm gonna start off right from the top of the
show and kind of mention Some of you may have
seen the car accident post that I made So long
story short in Colorado we have this expressway
called I -25 For those not familiar with it if
you're familiar with the one that goes from Michigan
to Florida the I -75 it's very similar in the
sense except Colorado's been working on the same
stretch of road for about four years. It's kind
of like I -65 in Indiana. It'll not be stopped
worked on. Well, my thing is we've been here
a little over a year and a half. We're closing
in on two years, you know, in another six months
or so. And the thing is, it boggles my mind how
long It is taking them to do this small stretch
of land The the section that's between like where
I live which is in Windsor and where I work,
which is Loveland They have they're trying to
expand the expressway from two lanes to four
Okay, so Let that sink in for a second or at
least three either way. They're trying to expand
it The problem is is that they've had such a
massive influx of people like growth of movement
to Colorado where they can't keep up but the
problem with it is is You can go out there. You
never see him working on it and Say what you
will about Michigan Michigan has crappy roads.
Yes And yes, they also have multiple construction
projects going on at the exact same time. They'll
work on one, they'll move over to the next one,
they'll move over to the next one, and they eventually
come back. But I've watched them tear down entire
six -lane bridges in Michigan. Like to completely
gut it, rebuild it, you know, with modern architecture
because they were old. And completely gut it,
and it comes back, it's nice, it's new. They'll
have it done in a summer because they don't have
winter like Colorado where things melt in Colorado
within the afternoon because it'll jump from
like 30 to 60 or something or you'll get the
direct sunlight It'll still melt under 30 degrees
Michigan it doesn't happen No, it's once you
get that snow. I mean, it's it's like, you know,
Massachusetts like they get a lot more snow Oh,
yeah, because they're further north too, and
then their coast coastal for the most part but
Michigan has until about October to finish whatever
they're doing or else it has to sit until the
spring So I feel like Michigan has a little bit
better in that sense that they can actually fix
their highways and Build them in a sufficient
amount of time. I don't know what Colorado's
issue is but jumping back to the point at hand
Because the expressway is so compacted people
like you're supposed to go 55 miles per hour
on it in this stretch and It's a safety thing
and I get it most the time you have to go about
45, maybe 50 So we were driving we were heading
to the church at on a Thursday evening The goal
was is the boys had like a programs called adventures.
It's like scouts, but it's like It's the church
equivalent of it It's more wholesome, apparently.
Well, it's not even that. They still earn badges.
They do all that stuff, too, but it's more like
there's different levels of it, just like Boy
Scouts, except for the fact that it's called
Adventures and it's for male and female. It's
not a boy -only club. It's not a boy -only club
or girl -only club. It's just, you know, that's
how it is. Then their their version of the the
Scouts not the that like Cub Scouts when they
go to like the Boy Scouts level it's called Pathfinders
but So that being said the boys were going I
was dropping them off and I was going to clean
the church for Mary because she just had gallbladder
surgery two days before right and She wasn't
medicated or anything. She was fine. She she
was off the meds like the day before so she wasn't
even Taking the stuff anymore. She was feeling
pretty good So we're driving on 25 and we're
heading to the exit for the church and we hit
the section where they're doing all the construction
and We've since figured out that the passing
lane is a dangerous lane Because if you stay
in the lane where everybody merges from getting
on the expressway or getting off That's actually
the safest spot because people slow down in a
sufficient amount. Whereas the other side they're
blowing past you Right. So anyways, I got over
because I wanted to pass a semi truck and it
was it was going slow I don't even think it was
going the speed limit. I was just trying to get
in front of it and So I was driving the van with
the kids Five cars behind me Mary got behind
another set of trucks that were behind me. They
were just regular diesel full -size trucks and
Traffic way ahead of me just started abruptly
stopping from 50 miles per hour to zero. So it's
like Just everybody stomping on their brakes
and I narrowly I was probably within half a foot
of hitting the car in front of me When I finally
stopped so the boys were good. I was good The
vehicle behind me stopped in sufficient time.
The one behind that stopped in sufficient time.
And then the other one must not have been paying
attention because they stopped in sufficient
time, but Mary wasn't able to stop in sufficient
time. So she rear -ended the truck. Oh no. But
she swerved in just the right fashion that it
didn't crunch the whole front of the car and
make her hurt herself. Right. So she, it tore
up the entire front driver quarter panel. Grill
and part of the hood and just torque completely
tore the metal off Crunched everything out pretty
good. She couldn't get her door open all the
airbags deployed So she was able to eventually
get over and get up and get up off the expressway
so yeah, she got a nice little airbag deployment
burn on her wrist and I I kept going like I heard
the crash happen And I saw pieces of car fly
in the air. The boys were like I see blue in
the air I think that was mommy and I was like
I I I had a feeling it was her I didn't know
it was her but I had a feeling I couldn't see
the vehicle anymore behind me but I heard and
I knew she was five cars behind me and I had
these big trucks that were basically overshadowing
the equinox anyway, and so Try calling her. I'm
getting voicemail and getting voicemail because
she called 9 -1 -1 and when it does that it automatically
kills all other calls to the phone So it doesn't
receive any right? So when she finished that
call she called me back and she's like, yeah
the vehicles trashed She's like all the airbags
deployed. I'm I'm okay She's like don't come
back. She said because there's nothing you can
do for me right here and so I took the boys and
then I started cleaning and They were a little
traumatized a little to begin with So I I called
one of Mary's friends and who happened to be
just near there and picked her up and took her
to their house so that after the boys were done
with their thing I picked her up and she was
a wreck like she was just she's got like a and
understandably so a PTSD with the expressway
right now because of the You know the the massive
damage that happened Had it hit probably front
on with the vehicle she was driving she probably
would have been injured in the hospital or dead
If we were if we had a little car like what we
used to have she would have been dead because
the those things have no You hit a truck. So
thankfully she was in that and So anyways, I
get a call from the insurance company Friday
and they said well, it's totaled And they're
like as you probably thought and they're like
you're getting 10 grand for this car Mm -hmm,
which I was like, oh cool Because Barry and I
paid 11 used from somebody we bought it off somebody
in 2015 So we've had it for five years. So realistically
with tires and with a few other, you know small
nickels and dimes items of wear and tear we only
spent $2 ,500 honestly on it then This point.
Oh, I mean basically when you consider the ten
grand. I'm getting back right so so that that
was nice and so I'd When we were recording this
last week, and we were messing around with stuff.
I was looking at pictures of trucks And you were
like okay stop looking at the trucks this record
you know because I was going at it for about
an hour Yeah Annoying the crap. He loves him
some trucks folks Yeah, so I was trying to find
an old s10 truck like what I used to have and
that's just not in the realm of possibility plus
They're only extended cab they don't have crew
cab which have you know, she wanted a bench seat
in the back That's what it boiled down to she
didn't want the fold out because they don't put
those in anything anymore because they're not
honestly safe Even though they're sized for the
child. Yeah So anyways she she was like yeah,
no, we're not doing that one. We're not doing
that one. We're not doing that one We're not
doing that one so So it kept blowing down we
found we did see one that was a possibility and
it was it was like 98 or something in it, but
it was a Eight cylinder and we're like oh, that's
a gas eater. So we were like that's a no so back
to the drawing board so Back to Friday. She's
in Michigan because I dropped them off at the
airport on Thursday And they they went to visit
family in Michigan while I'm in production and
so I finished production about 11 o 'clock got
home about noon She calls me and We're looking
at cars .com and vehicles. We're debating a tracks
or an equinox used and I load up because I had
various filters on my search parameters and Lo
and behold, a 2007 Chevy Colorado showed up.
Yeah. And I was looking at those two because
I like the body style of the old ones. Right.
And they're not insanely huge. I mean, they're
still big by comparison to the S trucks, but
they're not as big as the modern Colorado either.
And so I was a little bit more OK with it. They're
not as good of a motor as like The s10 trucks
or the new colorado, but it's neither here nor
there So anyways, the the thing we were looking
for was like four by four, you know four -wheel
drive It needed to be a crew cab So they had
stock photos. It had just hit the lot Or it hadn't
hit the lot. It just was traded in and they had
it entered in the system and so I called the
salesman and i'm like, hey I need to see some
pictures, but i'm interested in this And it said
it was crew cab. It said it had four -wheel drive
And it was a Colorado and it had 52 ,000 miles
Which is unheard of for that year because anything
that was even around that year Was the same price
and it had like over a hundred thousand miles
right granted they weren't even crew cab, so
What had happened is these people traded it in
they were moving to a retirement home and so
It was garage kept so it reminded me in a lot
of ways of when my grandpa had the truck that
I bought off of him years ago because it had
Literally all the bells and whistles like it
was decked to the nines like on everything and
so that's how this truck is So he sent me pictures
of it. It's that deep red color Right, which
is funny because when I saw these trucks come
out originally when I worked at the dealership
I was like I need one of those red trucks So,
you know, call it what you will. Divine providence
or karma or whatever. It lined itself up. So
it has the roll bar step side to the side of
the truck. It has crew cab. It has four wheel
drive. It has Z71. It's got leather seats. It's
got power everything. It's got fog lights. It
has a topper on it. Which the topper thing it's
hilarious because I don't like the looks of a
topper on a truck Mm -hmm, but it's convenient
too If you want to just carry like you want to
haul stuff, but you don't necessarily need it
so that it overflows over the side like it's
just But they carpeted the inside of the truck
the liner part of it like the boys can just camp
Well, and that's what's funny about it is we're
like, well, we could take this thing camping
and just throw everything in the back. And then
if it's need be, we could rough it by sitting
in the back of the truck. But it's also a deterrent.
So if you're carrying something that's possibly
going to scratch the bed, you won't scratch the
bed. Right. So I was looking at it and I'm like,
so okay, that works. And if I don't like the
top ring, I was going to tonneau cover, which
is the vinyl thing that they put over the top.
Right and then I would do like a spray and bed
liner Which is like a hard plastic that reinforces
the metal and prevents it from rusting Which
I may still I may do that myself just so that
I can save some money and take out the the fabric
part, but So anyways, yeah, and it's got towing
package and everything else. So it's fully decked
out which I was quite surprised but it in a lot
of ways reminded me of my grandpa's truck in
that scenario, so I told the guy, I'm like, I'll
take it. There you go. After a lot of debating
with Mary over the text and she's like, well,
test drive it, blah, blah, blah. And so I drove
it around town. I actually lost like because
they're they're like, because of COVID, we can't
actually ride with you anymore. They're like,
so we have to get all this, you know, your insurance
information, we have to get your license stuff.
We got to, you know, and so I'm like, OK, I'm
like, that's fine. So. He's like you just take
this route and you go around here and this thing
and the other thing and I got lost and I made
my way back I had Batman giving me orders how
to get back but on the ways app, but uh Yeah,
so I mean it drove fine. I There was some stupid
kid playing on his phone In the middle of an
intersection and I tried out the brakes they
work really well Say try out as in this guy was
being an idiot in front of me Right so I know
the brakes work I tried out the four -wheel drive
like everything works great, so they're gonna
send it through reconditioning They're gonna
clean it and then I'll have to pay the balance
on Friday Because they're like how are you gonna
pay for it? I'm like cash Like like what's what's
the hold up and I says insurance I says cuz in
the state of Colorado if you have a total loss
They take your because the insurance company
I think they Give it to the state or they do
something. I don't know how they do it, but the
state gets the title Okay, so they they make
it so that yeah the insurance company will give
you two -thirds of the money and then the other
third gets released when you send the title to
the state and Then they tell the insurance company
and then they release the rest of the funds.
And so I told them I'm like well I won't get
all the funds until next week. So yeah, so I
just got to bring him a check on Friday and boom,
I got a truck. So I'm pretty excited about that.
Okay, so two things. Yes. Number one, yes, do
the spray bed liner thing because the last thing
you need is cosmic rust in your truck. Second
thing, my lovely wife, Karen, had an idea for
you. Now I know your lovely wife, Mary, ends
up listening to this show every now and then.
Hopefully she won't listen to your 375th episode
because... She doesn't listen. Huh? She never
listens to it. Anyway... So Karen said... If
he's getting a new truck because, you know, how
horrific it was that she got in an accident and
the other car got totaled... All he really needs
to do is add the $50 or $350 into the price of
the truck, the new truck, and he could get his
Megatrons. Har har har. Easier said than done,
dude. I'm like, that's genius. It is, except
she watches money like a hawk. I know. I told
her that. Yeah, it would never fly. I understand.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying, too. It would
never fly. I know. She'd be like, she'd be like,
where did that money come from? Where's it going?
It did not go towards the truck. Yes, it did.
It went towards the truck decorations. These
two new toys. Yeah, she used to call me out when
I used to work at the car dealership. And she
would be like. So would you get it and then she
took name the gas to gas station I'd stop at
and she's like And I was like, how do you and
she's like I was watching the bank statements.
Mm -hmm. I'm like, oh, of course you were So
yeah, I mean if it were I wish the Megatron was
like half the price Yeah, I know I could I could
make that happen More so I need to complete the
optimus verse Megatron scene because I have one
of the two I need the other one Speaking of Beast
Wars yes East Wars yes since Kingdom is coming
I I've seen the the Megatron figure for Kingdom
It still is a thousand times better than the
original Hasbro figure And it's got it's got
color. It's it's bigger And it's Like the robot
mode actually looks like Megatron whereas the
robot mode on the original 95 version did not
oh It was so crappy of a coloration like they
did put very little effort into it until they
re -released it in 2010 And then they were like
hey look we did it right this time and they kind
of had some slight remolds to it, but No, this
one's this one's pretty accurate, and I if I
get stuck with just getting this $52 one. I'm
fine I would love more so to get the masterpiece
and just pass on this one all together Just because
honestly like I mean if if I have a choice, I
mean I would get both but If I had the money
the the masterpiece would be where I'd I'd dump
it Well, yeah, because Masterpiece is supposed
to be the highest tier of one. It's got die cast
embers Exactly. So why would you want dad cast
construction? It won't break It's a lost art
though. It is a lost art. It won't break That's
why like the original Beast Wars Megatron toys
like I broke them multiple times because the
plastic was so chintzy on stuff Like especially
the Transmetal Megatron that was the one that
disappointed me the most I know this is not the
Transformers podcast, but we can go anywhere.
It is altered geek. This is altered geek. We
can talk about whatever But the the master or
the the Transmetal Megatron that came out his
arm And because it would fold in on the inside
of its back when he went to beast mode, but when
he went into robot, you would fold it out. And
it was only holding on by like a little narrow
hinge that was almost like the stuff they use
in hot wheel cars for the wheels. And the plastic
itself would always break off because I had two
of them and they both broke in the exact same
place and the arm fell off. So I had to glue
one of them back on so you just permanently couldn't
transform. the head sculpt was kind of crappy
whereas like I feel like they got it all right
when they did the Dragon Megatron they finally
got most of it there But I I honestly just sold
everything because half the stuff just didn't
look show accurate the stuff We're getting now
is so show accurate in some regards like yes
The Kingdom Megatron has some of those chintzy
joints like they put on the armada toys Right,
I recognize it. I know what they're doing. It's
it is a little bit more versatile and more It's
more stable than some of the the joints that
they were putting on things for a while where
it would kind of just flop over on its own So
I get it but it does look cheap because you know
that it what kind of hinge it is But yeah, so
I mean, I'm I'm at least going to get that Megatron
I thought about getting the primal because he's
only like 30 Mm -hmm, and there's not that much
difference between that one in the masterpiece
But there's a slight difference and I was like,
you know I could get that one too and then if
I ever get the masterpiece Megatron then I've
got both sets I don't know and then I was thinking
about some of the other beast figures like Cheetor
and Rattrap but I'm like those kind of suck by
comparison to the 10th anniversary or the thrilling
30 versions Whereas those I felt were a better
I mean these are still nicer than the original
toys that came out in the 90s, but They're still
not they're not that great by comparison and
the black arachnia either way you look at it's
still an upgrade from the 90s version yeah, it
was basically a repaint of tarantulas, but So
this all spawned me into thinking I work in audio
production for audio dramas, and I was thinking
I have pretty much all the files for Darkglass.
So I pulled all the files off of my external
drive earlier and I'm starting to look through
them. There's a surprise, I think there's a character
that's not, I don't have the files for it, but
I don't know if it's, I don't know if we ever
got them or if I got them in an email. and because
I well for instance I I was going to be I'm Megatron
in it which obviously I didn't record all my
lines though for it because I think they sucked
so I deleted them all like they were I had I
didn't I didn't have the Yeti at the time Right.
I had one of those desk microphones or I was
using my USB headset I think that's what it was
and they just sounded like crap. So I was like
I'm just gonna dump these and start over Because
I didn't have the inflections right in some of
it like it just it sounded it sounded crap So
I I'm gonna rerecord those for it, but I do have
everybody else's lines I think except for quick
strikes and I think John Bailey was supposed
to do quick strike and he did primal for it,
too and Yeah, so I think that was it. Oh, wow.
I found another character. I didn't have lines
for I saved it. I forwarded all the emails to
my Hotmail account before I wiped out the domain
that was associated with it when we we did it
originally so I have some of some scouring through
that even like right now, but So the plan is
is I'm going to use as much as possible the Beast
Wars music and sound effects that I can find
And then I'll probably supplement some of it
from from g1 if needed, but to kind of put together
the audio production and Create this cohesive
22 minute episode Very cool very cool, so I'm
gonna. I'm working at it for two reasons one
it I'm tired of it sitting around not getting
done It's only like ten years late. I mean you
know We've come to the realization the video
portion is never gonna happen So the audio drama
can be still a thing. Oh, yeah, the audio drama
can still be a thing There was a podcast called
optimus prime cast or something that was like
I don't know It was like four years ago. They
they did their own rendition of dark glass from
some comic or some some version of the script
that was out and I what's funny about it is is
I I emailed them. Yeah, because it was June of
2016 because I discovered their show and I listened
to part of it because somebody was like, hey,
have you seen this yet? And I was like, no. And
so I checked them out. And they recorded their
own Darkglass episode. And it was OK. And they
had some guys doing the voices. And a lot of
it was kind of shoddy. And they did what they
could with it. They referenced our show at one
point, like The Beast Unleashed. And I said,
oh, wow. And so I was like, Yeah, we were the
guys who because they said there was another
beast wars podcast out there beast unleashed
or something and I was and I replied I said,
yeah, we were the guys who did that five years
ago Yeah, and I and I answered something about
the scripts. I says as far as I know This this
is this As far as the script is concerned. There
were two fan versions one made in 99 is a CGI
script the other one that they came upon is an
old one by Brenton, which I can't remember who
that is at this point, because it's so old. I
have all this stuff somewhere. I just have to
dig it out. And then I was very coy on the the
other version, the official version. But. But
I said we were supposed to know that we have
that have what? That thing that we got 10, five
years ago. It was longer than five years ago.
You know what I mean. Yes, I know. It's protected.
It better. Oh, I still have it. I know you still...
I'm not saying you don't still... Anyway. Anyways.
So I told them, I says that for this project
we had wrote our own version of the Darkglass
episode mixing. you know the CGI 99 one with
our own items pulling from the Beast Wars lore
to complete some storyline issues that arose.
There were like a couple other things like Megatron
experimenting with the Transmetal Driver and
because he had he discovered it at some point
or to try and play around with it anyway so yeah
there were multiple things that kind of come
into play into that and so I There's still some
hidden things that nobody really knows about
that we kind of incorporated as some fan service,
but Yeah, it was never gonna get done as a CGI
thing just because yeah Yeah So anyways, yeah
the the genome studios version which was the
CGI one and the the Brenton ones are close in
some areas but not in others so our final production
version does does somewhat exist, but we kept
the script under lock and key, which again, I
downloaded everything from our, we used box .com
or something at the time, which it's basically
like Dropbox, but it's different. It's like box.
It was like the box or something back then. Anyways,
I downloaded all of it before it went bye -bye
and I have the entire box got dropped. Yeah So
yeah, so anyways, I'm gonna play around with
this and this is like a personal goal of mine
is to get this episode done Maybe maybe by the
end of the year. I'm hoping I've dumped all the
files into audition and I'm gonna start assembling
the dialogue portion and then spacing it out
as I figure out what's supposed to go in there
according to the script. I'll get a little taste
of how it actually is for our director of the
other program that I work for. There you go.
Because he's like, yeah, some of it I can piece
together fairly well and some of it, meh. Not
so much. Yeah. So yeah, I was just happy that
I still had some of it. So the goal is I'm going
to get back in character, record Megatron and
do Some of that stuff be a nice little demo service
anyway with Megatron and Yeah, so it's it's Actually
going to get started at this point Cool. Oh And
Kevin plays depth charge. Yes. Yes. He does did
pretty good, too I would know I cast him. I know
I might have to recast some other people because
they're paid actors now, but Yeah, yeah, cuz
we've got Edward Bosco we've got John Bailey
we've got Daniel Ross All three of those guys
Natalie van Sistine who played a black arachnia.
She's a paid voice actor now Yeah, so a lot of
the people that were involved in this are actually
now which in the business yes in the business
which is hilarious now that it's like yeah we
waited so long that uh you had to actually go
out and get paid to do it yeah not there's anything
wrong with that because everybody should be getting
their own wages yeah I want to do voiceover stuff
forever man anyways so yeah that's that's kind
of what's what's been on my plate aside from
being swamped with production stuff and almost
getting locked out of my house the other night.
I don't know if I should tell that story or not.
Sure. Why not? Your wife's not listening or is
she? No, she's not, but she knows the story.
So, yeah, I was coming home from that dealership
and it's an hour and like 15 minutes away. Mm
-hmm, so I went to go check the mail on the way
home because it's it's they have those boxes
They don't put them in front of your house out
here unless you have an old house and then that's
the only way it happens but So I went to go do
that. I went to go get my keys in my pocket to
unlock it and I'm like Where are my keys? I'm
like I cannot find my keys So I went and started
panicking, I called the dealership, I'm like,
hey, if you see keys on a key ring, I'm like,
it's got my work stuff on it, it's got my house
key, it's got like, I says, and I'm at home,
can't get in my house, and so the guy's like,
all right, I'll go check around in the vehicle
and everything else, and so I pull up to the
house, because I'm like, well, there's no point
trying to go to the mailbox, I don't have the
keys, so. I go up to the house and then I see
my Amazon package for the remote garage door
opener had arrived, which does me no good if
it's not hooked up. Yeah, right. Because I had
the interior door to my garage, like to my house
unlocked, but I had no way to get in the garage.
Right. Because it has one of the same locks on
the back door for it as it does for the house
on that portion. And then I had no garage door
opener. And I hadn't hooked up the remote garage
door opener Wi -Fi adaption pro thing because
It hadn't come in the mail yet So I'm standing
on my front porch with this box and all my stuff
and I'm like I need to get the house I need to
get the house I'm gonna be sleeping outside for
the next week like not thinking, you know, I
could call a locksmith haven't break me in my
own house, but So I'm sitting there panicking
and then I I had a moment of calm and I'm like
wallet And I'm like, why am I thinking about
my wallet? And then I remembered, oh, I have
a spare key in there because that's what I do.
So I went out, I pulled the spare key and I'm
like, oh yeah, I can get my house at least. I
just don't know what happened to the rest of
the keys. And so I get in the house, I turn on
the lights, I look over on one of the ledges
and I left my keys there when I stopped home
for lunch. So my keys were sitting on the counter.
And I'm like, well, that's good, at least. So
I called the dealership back, and I'm like, hey,
by the way, I'm a moron. And I left him here,
and I locked myself out of my own house earlier.
But thankfully, I had a spare key in my wallet.
And he just laughed, and he's like, all right,
have a good night. And so I quickly clipped those
to my belt, and then I'm like, all right. So
I went out in the garage, and I hooked up the
wireless converter for my garage door to convert
it to a smart garage. And I hooked up the app
and I tried it out and I'm like, okay, that works.
So now at least if I get locked out of my house,
I can get in my house through my, you know, my
garage. Uh, so, so yeah, I learned always have
a spare. Um, and, and then yesterday, um, it
was last night, I think it was after we, we were
going to record. Last night was a cluster flunk.
Yeah. I was going to record it and then I'm like,
man, my eyes and my head are hurting so bad in
my office and I could not figure out why. And
the funny thing is, is the first month, month
and a half I'm at a house. This happens every
time and I forget because they have their own
crappy bulbs all over the house. Right. And I
don't use them. So I went and I stood on my desk.
I looked up there and I'm like, Because it had
that soft white look but it's Right. I went to
go unscrew it and I'm like, oh these are scalding
hot and So I'm like, well I gotta get this down
and so at this point because I noticed how hot
it was The glass was like so hot like it made
the towel smell afterward Like it was burning
it and I'm like I gotta have the light on to
see what I'm doing though So I I grabbed this
towel and I'm holding the glass and then I'm
trying to unscrew it with the other piece of
the towel to not drop it all and so I got the
glass off and then it's like it's so hot in there
it like burned part of the glass which I washed
and it was fine and it cleared it off but the
bulbs in there they had 375 watt bulbs in there
and the sockets are for 60 watt Jesus you can't
do that and I was like you gotta be kidding me
like they were going for high lumens in it Which
doesn't mean anything that depends on color temperature?
Yeah, because I've learned that too From media
stuff like you can have more lumens. It doesn't
mean anything like it was soft white and it was
still darker in my office So I got rid of the
soft white I threw the bulbs out. I was like,
yeah, I'm not using those I had some LED left
over from the last house and There's 60 watt
bulbs, but the equivalent wattage is the 60 watt.
It's actually nine watt because they're LED.
They don't heat up. So I replaced all of them
and I get the daytime bulbs because they're easier
on your eyes. They're like 5 ,000 Kelvin or whatever
for the color temperature. So it's more calming
on your eyes. It's better for office. It's better
for all that. So I swapped it out and put all
three of them in there, put the thing in. It's
actually brighter in here with those three bulbs.
The fixture's not hotter than, you know, I don't
feel like my house is going to burn down from
having my office light on. And my eye strain
and headache went away immediately. There you
go. So let me ask you this. Did you have your
office light on while you were locked out of
your house? No. Before you changed? No. OK, good.
I had the stupid light on for an hour. And it
was it was like as hot as something on my stove.
I could have boiled an egg on it It was it was
so unbelievably hot I was I was so mad that I'm
like okay, so I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have
to go around the house now and check all the
bulbs I don't have any replacements right now
so there's no point me checking it at this point
because I'm not actually using the rest of the
house but my office. But I went on Amazon yesterday
before my Prime ran out and I ordered 24 LED
bulbs because I'm like I'm going to be replacing
a bunch of bulbs around this house at this point
because I don't want to burn my house down because
somebody's an idiot and can't read. Mm -hmm.
Yeah, I just I don't know like and I get the
daytime ones because honestly There's so much
easier in your eyes because it feels like natural
light Yep, so yeah, so anyways I did that so
the the joys of buying a house are You do have
to put some money into it, but a lot of these
modern tech upgrades are actually very beneficial
to a house Yes, yes they are So yeah something
What were you gonna say? So Karen was looking
at stuff on Amazon the other night She comes
across this smart ceiling light flush mount LED
Wi -Fi compatible with Alexa Google Home Dimmable
low -profile ambient light fixture for a bedroom
living room yada yada yada yada yada And I'm
like, ooh So I'm looking through this thing and
it's you know, it's just one light And we have
one light in our living room. Obviously, we're
in an apartment. We would have to ask the property
management. But this light has multiple colors.
This light has a purple setting. The whole living
room, my office included, which will eventually
be here in a couple of weeks, could be purple
without us actually having to paint the apartment.
You you in your purple, that's right What were
you gonna say before Well, I was gonna switch
gears to International podcast day, which were
a few days late. It was September 30th Yes, which
honestly like the podcast days is such an awesome
day because it's it's a day of celebration for
all podcasters No matter no matter your skill
capability It's nice because they have a lot
of free seminars that are going on on that day
like 24 hours of it They have a lot that are
paid or you know, you need subscriptions or tickets
or whatever for But generally a lot of the stuff's
free and then they also have the podcast awards
on the same day and I'm a little sad that the
show that we produce didn't win because it did
make it to the top 10 though What did which show
not gcrn shows the one I worked for oh So I was
a little well you got to enter it it costs like
30 bucks a show or something So I didn't want
to put money into it knowing that we weren't
gonna make it right 10 I'm not saying that I
don't like our product here on gcrn I just don't
think it's up to par with some of the ones that
are running in that race so That's what next
year's for we got an upper game That's right.
We got an upper game, man So if we do that, then
I will enter them in and then hopefully they
win and if they don't we're going to Hunt them
down and make them give us a trophy So So yeah,
I mean it it's it's a cool day though. I like
the fact that they spend the entire time focusing
on The the various aspects of podcasting and
the educational aspect of it. And I am a member
of the podcasters association, which allows me
to get some behind the scenes things and enter
our stuff into a voting thing later on. A lot
of meet and greets with other podcasters. So
it's a nice little networking tool and it's to
help. in a lot of ways to standardize a lot of
things for podcasters. So I wanted to be a part
of that so that I because I have multiple interests
in that field. So it makes sense to join it.
I mean, it does cost money, but I feel like that
membership is worth dumping into. Absolutely.
Yeah, International Podcast Day. At first, I
was like, really? Mean, I'm very happy that we
have a day. I'm very happy that people are starting
to recognize podcasting as a Quote -unquote legitimate
audio medium and I know there are video podcasts
out there but Even though I have screen on screen
within screen or picture -in -picture whatever
you want to say on your phone I'd rather just
sit here and listen on Spotify and play a game
or whatever instead of having to watch somebody.
I am all about the audio podcast. I have never
been about the video podcast, whether it's people
I follow or whatever. I'm absolutely happy that
they're doing their content and that's great.
I want an audio version because video is just
way too much for me. I have a couple of different
thoughts on that and that's For instance the
video portion a lot of the the ones that do video
for instance have some kind of a background in
television And I say that because like Leo the
port twit TV is a huge like inspiration for some
ideas of things The blaze does it that's place.
I used to work at one point they've all got their
different aspects and things that work and things
that don't and I Like to some degree because
it's like watching a show However, they can also
be watched or listened to as a podcast and I
find myself anyway, I don't Like twit I might
watch Because I want to see some of the visuals
that go along with it or I'm interested in their
studio build or certain things like that so there's
multiple reasons I pay attention to the video
portions of those but I'm primarily someone who
likes the audio Portion just because I can listen
to it on my phone. They clean the church I can
you know listen to it on my computer while I'm
doing regular work I don't necessarily have to
pay any attention to it whatsoever and honestly
half the time like everybody's on zoom anymore
So it's just completely boring. I'm like I'm
in enough zoom meetings I don't really want to
be on a zoom meeting to watch a podcast so In
that instance, like I just don't have any love
for for watching it I'm not saying that they
don't have a time in a place like They do the
voice acting video show. Oh, Veo Buzz Weekly.
Veo Buzz Weekly. Yeah. Now them it's different
because you get to see the voice actor, you get
to see some of the mannerisms, you get to see,
you know, some of the things they're kind of
talking about. It's kind of like a bunch of friends
just sitting on a couch. So in that instance,
like I enjoy that aspect. But I think the video
podcast thing, even for listening purposes, I
think that it's a lot of the younger generation
They like to have YouTube playing in the background
and so they'll put it on a playlist and kind
of have things going on that and I've heard on
multiple occasions from different sources that
They enjoy watching or listening to it on YouTube,
which I don't fully understand Watching it on
YouTube so you can listen to it Because it uses
like a partial video bandwidth. It's not even
Now if you use YouTube music, it's different
because they allow you, like if you pay for it,
you can listen to any video that's on YouTube
without the visual. Right like it takes away
you have the option to turn off the video part
and just go with this the the poster Yeah, and
then have the the audio behind it It becomes
an audio thing instead of a video thing because
I was doing that with a lot of my music playlists
that I had built on YouTube and I was able to
play the audio without the video portion on my
phone so it wouldn't eat up a bunch of bandwidth
and so So I get it from that perspective too,
but if you're gonna listen to a podcast you might
as well use something like Spotify or Google
podcasts that are automatically gonna do it Yeah,
because if I'm on YouTube I Am watching I'm I'm
physically watching something yeah, I'm physically
watching a video like Honest trailers the boys
okay sure whatever Not sure whatever about Honest
Trailers, but The Boys apparently is a new show
that's getting a lot of, whatever, attention
or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, I'm
on YouTube to watch a video if, you know what
I mean? I'm not there to listen to things. That's
what Spotify and other things are for. So, you
know. But yeah, I've, you know, most people know
that either here this show or any other show
I've done in the last almost year, I kind of
retired from podcasting. Kind of sort of not
really, but kind of because I had to put my computer
in storage when we came out here from we came
out to Washington State from Illinois. The last
almost year has killed like at the end of 2019
I was on such a high of getting things done of
recording and getting podcasts done and getting
getting everything set up for the next new year
and whatever else and then we came out here which
it's not it wasn't a mistake that we came out
here it was just a mistake that I left my computer
back in Illinois at the time so I haven't been
really podcasting the way I would for those that
are listening that may not be a regular listener
that don't know the way I've always approached
podcasting is I work my ass off from January
1st to October 31st on Halloween slot. And on
November 1st, I take the two months off for holidays
because most everybody else at the time when
I started, I was single. Everybody else was either
married or had kids or whatever. Obviously I'm
married now and luckily Karen supports me. in
the podcasting thing and everything else. So,
you know, it's one of those things where it doesn't
really matter now. But back then I was doing
the thing of, oh, I'm going to work, you know,
nine, 10 months out of the year on all this stuff.
And then I'll take a two month break and cut
back and we'll do a couple of little episodes,
holiday type episodes here and there. But it
wasn't much. Well, because of having the computer
and storage and all of that. Kind of got into
a podcast funk because I'm not doing what I would
normally like right now It's October 3rd. No
October 4th 2020 I would have had close to Between
multiple shows and all of the shows that I do
I'd probably say I would have had close to about
400 podcasts logged for this it for this year
at this point I would Huh? You probably would.
Yeah. And I probably would have a few more done,
too, if I didn't have to edit. It honestly, like,
it's not a big deal to me to record them sometimes.
Sometimes it takes me a few days longer. Sometimes
I'll forget about a show for a week and then
I'll finally get around to it. I'm like, oh,
yeah, I had a show that I did. I may even have
one that happened like that for future imperfect.
I don't remember I might still have not added
one yet. I'm not entirely sure though. I'll have
to check but Yeah, but I mean, you know, yeah,
no, yeah her her her Yeah So anyways, yeah, I
mean it'll take me a few days sometimes to divert
to edit them Did I do the ATTF one? Yeah, I think
I did that one. That was last week. Anyways,
um, yeah, I don't mind it sometimes but I feel
like a lot of the time I'm so backlogged with
things that I just I kind of let them sit and
I'm like I just want to play a game right now
or I just want to watch something or you know
or write in the RPG thing that I'm doing but
it's it's honestly like I I would much rather
do anything else but edit at this point. But
I know that it needs to get done at some point
to go on there. So I end up getting around to
it. It's just I forget. Yeah. So my thing is,
because like I said on multiple times at this
point that my computer has been in storage since
December of last year of 2019, I haven't been
doing my normal production. Obviously all the
editing has come to you I've even had to ask
other people that have had me that I've had on
the pull bag to edit for me and I hate that When
I asked John and Maggie Schaefer Hames When I
said hey I'd love to have you on for the pull
bag and talking about how you got into comics
and how you got your Podcast started and everything
else. Oh, by the way, I'm on a phone. Is there
any chance you could edit this and at first John
I'm sure he looked at his phone like what the
fuck is this guy thinking? You know kind of thing
and sorry you're getting an explicit tag But
it's one of those things where and he's like,
yeah, I don't know. I said, well, it doesn't
have to actually be done until like next week.
So if we record on whatever day we're going to
record, I wouldn't need it until luckily when
we had the conversation and I explained the situation
to him, he was really cool about it. And it,
but basically I owe a lot of people favors when
I get my computer back, which actually is the
whole point of me even saying all of this is
that I Generally don't tell my dad bad news because
bad news kind of follows me so I Really don't
I talk to him, but I don't talk to him because
I don't I Don't feel like if I don't have anything
good to report or good to say then why waste
his time because he works so hard and He called
me one day because we had the fires out here
in in Portland, Oregon and down in California
things like that and Just to check in and make
sure we're all right and we were because up here
in Vancouver Washington we just got all the smoke
from all the other fires that were down south
and I just broke I pulled over in some some aisle
in the grocery store And I just broke down and
just told him everything my dad is the best dad
I've ever ever seen because the man Basically
is helping me get everything set with the storage
stuff with getting our furniture with getting
the computer so hopefully by Halloween I will
be back up and running and I know this is unrealistic
and it probably won't happen because it's coming
up on holiday season even though this is 2020
and COVID -19 and all of that but I've had eight
or nine months off of not doing anything I'm
going to be podcasting my ass off for the next
three and a half to four months Catching up getting
things done getting shows finished all of that
because I haven't been able to do it and it's
Just driving me crazy. There would be a fun shirt
What? PMA Oh Podcasting my ass off yes I'm thinking
about actually making that shirt at this point
now because I think it's funny You know what
you do? You take my you take TV's mr. Neal's
drawing of me not the full -size full body one
the other one mm -hmm take like take night wing
off my shirt and put the Podcasting my ass off
on the shirt and on my shirt in the image and
then boom there you go. There's a t -shirt design
Yep. Be a funny shirt. Buy GCRN stuff, folks.
Do it. Do it now. Do it now. So yeah, I'm very
excited. In my time off of not producing and
everything else, I've actually gotten back to
listening to podcasts. And I've made a whole
bunch of new connections and a whole bunch of
new friends from listening to their shows. And
I'm going to name drop them all. So the I've
known about this show for a while, but Charles,
Jeremy, Darryl and their guests over on the Transmissions
Transformers podcast. I've known about Charles
and them for years now, because I know them through
Lady Rek, aka Amy. Obviously DJ and Matt from
Simplistic Reviews. Like I mentioned earlier,
John and Maggie, they do Married with Comics
and they also do The Rod Pod, which is them going
through the IDW Phase 2 Transformers books. I
just found this one recently. It's it's a mouthful
but it really isn't The comic book couples counseling
podcast Basically what these lovely people do
this is Brad and Lisa Gullickson they take a
comic book couple and they quote -unquote marry
it with a Self -help book and see if they can
apply it to their marriage like What they learn
from the characters and from the lessons and
like the first one the first four episodes are
scott and gene scott summers and gene gray And
they used um the gary Chapman's five love languages
It's really it's the most interesting comic book
podcast i've heard It's certainly a different
concept. It's a very different concept and a
very interesting concept. It's also very heavy
But they make it fun and they are fun to listen
to I have listened to The first seven of their
episodes, yes, I made it through almost the end
of saga volume three So that was episode seven
for them. So I've been listening to them recently
One of their part -time nerds full -time dads,
which is Mike Lademan and Chris Blonsky That's
fun. I've mentioned that to you several times.
You should listen to that. That's a fun little
parenting geek podcast music talks with Terry
Smith, which I was on his show. Basically his
premise is pick a song for each decade of your
life and tell him why those songs mean so much
to you. So that's kind of cool. DC Comics news
podcast. He's got a bunch of people. I've been
listening to several different episodes of Michael
Rosenbaum's Inside of You. He has a Kevin Conroy
episode that you should listen to. He's also
had the other, the Superman, the, damn it, Brandon
Routh, Tom Kavanaugh. He's had Tom Welling on
a couple of times. He's got Justin Long on an
episode he had Grant Gustin on an episode Really
really fun conversations and very very interesting
So yeah, I've been listening and in in gathering,
you know information from all of these these
podcasts Superhero cinephiles, which is my buddy
Derek Ferguson and my new buddy Uh, Perry Constantine,
they do superhero movie reviews. Um, so very
cool. Uh, you know, so I've just been listening
and seeing what other people are doing and I
haven't done that in a lake. When you and I jumped
into production on GCRN and all the shows we've
done over the years, I went full blast into production.
Like I wasn't really listening to podcasts cause
I didn't have the time. Cause I was producing
20 or 30 shows a week. And now that I've had
the last 9, 10, 11, almost a year, you know,
months, almost a year off from not doing anything,
like, oh, I need something to do. Oh, I remember
I used to love listening to podcasts. What are
those things again? They're audio things that
are really, really fun to listen to, to fill
with your ear holes, to fill your ear holes with.
Why would you fill your ear holes with audio?
So, yeah, I mean, it's just been a fun, fun thing
to go back to. And with International Podcast
Day, a few days, a few weeks, whatever, however
long it's been, I don't even know anymore. I
forget which episode it is, but one of the, and
I've mentioned this show multiple times on the
GCR and in the past, earth2 .net, the show. Forget
which episode it is. I'm trying to find it here.
Dang it It was there It was one of their episodes.
Oh, it was episode 1100 It was It was them going
through the Marvel Cinematic Universe Talking
about each one of the they were doing kind of
a Countdown thing with it like where the films
rank in a countdown kind of a thing And, uh,
I've been with earth two .net, the show and Michael
Sims and the content that he and his cohorts
have created over there at earth dash the number
two .net. It's been, it was one of the first
podcasts besides twig that I besides this week
geek that I had listened to. And they showed
me my love for long podcasts because sometimes
they would do two, three, four, five hour shows.
Now, I know a lot of people don't like the long
podcast, and that's fine. How long is it? Hold
on. I know people don't like the long shows,
and that's fine. Now, I haven't actually listened
to it. I've listened to some of the Earth 2 .net
content, but I haven't listened to it on a regular
basis over the years recently. Episode 1100 is
five hours and change. And I'm like, ooh, I had
this whole Twitter thing, and I'm like, ooh,
episode 1100, Marvel Cinematic Universe, yes,
yes, yes. And one of the hosts, Ian Wilson, is
like, it's a long one, mate, because he's British.
And I'm like, yeah, so, don't you know who you're
talking to? Because I will listen to a long podcast.
I have nothing but time. I don't, sadly, I can't
do a real job. anymore so I Have nothing but
time so I'm like five hours. That's nothing Not
for me. Anyway for other people it probably is
I yeah, I don't I don't listen to podcasts that
long that would drag me nuts Like I barely listen
to a 30 -minute podcast, which is funny that
I record longer than a 30 -minute podcast Yes.
Well for me, it's like okay. It's five hours
I can sit here and play games on my phone and
listen or whatever And then I can stop and go
do something else and like I can come back again.
It's on -demand content I don't have to spend
all five I can spend two hours and then stop
it at a certain point and Come back to it the
next day So it's very rare that and I don't even
think I listen to all five hours all at once
this time either I think I listen to like three
or four And then finished it up the next day
or something like that. I don't remember how
I did it but the point is is When I first started
listening to podcasts and I found podcasters
at the time back in 2007 2008 before I started
actually producing content is that I found people
that were doing the long form multiple hour Shows
and I really enjoyed that It's not for everybody
Hello Wow Welcome to Altered geek yeah, so I
would say that energy drink works great Because
before we started I I was like I'm thinking about
blowing off the episode again tonight And then
and then I drank it within five minutes. I started
getting energy and now I'm like motor mouth yep
I'm also like jittery because there's Stuff in
it. Yeah I mean besides the fact they put carbonated
water and then the second ingredients high fructose
corn syrup, which is nothing new, but they put
Gerana extract vitamins B3 and B6 Caffeine a
bunch of other crap Yeah, it's probably not healthy
for you at all, but I feel wired so I'm gonna
accomplish a bunch tonight Yeah, well I've got
a bunch of writing stuff I get to catch up on
too among other things so Yeah, and So I had
some other newsy type stuff okay Let me see let
me see me to see some of this stuff is a little
bit older at this point I think but Yeah, we
covered some of the Hasbro er, yeah, some of
the Hasbro stuff on the ATTF. Why, why no find
articles? Oh, yeah. Did you see MGM is developing
a RoboCop prequel series that focuses on a young
Dick Jones? No. This is the thing that boggles
my mind. Why are they all making prequel series
to things for people nobody care about? Like
what are you gonna add to the mythos like I I
mean I yeah, I kind of get it But I mean it's
like making an Alfred show and then saying oh,
we're gonna meet the Waynes when they're young
before they die It's like oh, thanks, you know
like just I don't know I find it I find a problem
with it like I just don't like when they go that
route and they're trying to They're trying to
play this this card of, well, we're going to
do something original within the franchise. And
when we do that, it's creating this new dynamic
in the background. And it's like, no, nobody
cares. And I guess I kind of sound like a dick
there too, because there was somebody that posted
something about like, yeah, just because you
put nobody cares doesn't mean that nobody cares.
It just means you don't care. And it's like,
well, yeah, that's pretty much true. But it will...
We'll see how long it lasts once it hits television.
I think there is, now this may be just a short
mini -series, a comic mini -series or a long
-form trade paperback kind of thing or something.
I think there is something to the story of Thomas
and Martha before... I know, but they're not
really covering that. They're covering it's Alfred.
No, I understand that. I get that. I get that.
I'm saying, though, the whole thing about Thomas
and Martha and doing a prequel and you saying,
oh, but they die at the end. Well, that's kind
of the point, because I don't know. Lately, I've
kind of wanted to see a Thomas Wayne and Martha
Wayne like prequel thing in. I honestly do the
prequel sequel thing at this point with like
Dumb and Dumber 2 should have been a comic book,
not a movie. Or a direct to DVD you whatever
yeah Did you see? that Tim Allen and yes are
reuniting yes in me in in assembly required This
is like I the fact that well one they're doing
reality TV together But to like those two are
like an interesting dynamic anyway, I will pretty
much watch anything with Tim Allen in it So for
me, that's like game on. Because I watch the
Property Brothers, I watch Shark Tank, I watch
some shows like that. I like some competition
stuff too. But no, to see them do something where
they're basically inventing a better mousetrap
for things, doing innovation of just whatever
the task is. One, it's a learning tool. Two,
you get to have Tim Allen and Richard Karn telling
you. Yeah, that's a great idea. No, that sucks.
You know, so I mean it's it's it's really cool.
I'm I'm excited for it I think it's funny too
that in their promo image. They had the home
improvement car with them that he spent the series
fixing up but No, I'm very excited for that series.
I will watch it for sure Yeah, there's no date
yet But it's expected to premiere on History
Channel in 2021 at some point Which again game
on? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I will I will definitely
watch it This article came out about a week ago
and it says It was on the verge and honestly,
I think it's true says Disney's remakes Aren't
good because they don't need to be oddities that
still manage to turn out money It says it says
blockbuster movies don't get much stranger than
the Disney live -action remake It says there's
been at least one new film every year culminating
in 2019 with the staggering four live -action
remakes of animated classics It's Yeah, so You
can watch just about all of them now thanks to
Disney Plus But it they're really weird because
they adapt Parts of those movies and they basically
reuse the same script from the original writers
and just Rehash it as a live -action thing because
you know they own it. Why not? It's like printing
money So Yeah, I don't know like there's there's
movies that I think that they should never touch
and they do it anyway, but you know, it's it
kind of I get it from a certain perspective that
they have the technology to do it now But on
the other hand of it You know like the Lion King
for instance. Yeah, it looks nice Mm -hmm, but
it didn't need to happen None of them really
needed to happen like they kind of fizzled out
like you hear about them when they're they're
fresh And they're coming out you see the preview
stuff and then after that they just disappear
into the wind Mm -hmm, so I mean like I don't
know I I've watched some of the remakes so I
can legitimately talk crap about them So I've
given them all a shot I've watched them. I don't
particularly care for the live -action model
With a lot of their films when they switch them
from animated to live -action like I feel like
it ruins the the magic of it I'm not saying it
ruins my childhood because it's totally different
like they're getting they're giving this is some
new kids childhood I just I don't I Don't see
the necessity in it of rehashing something verbatim
of what came out before just in a different visual
format Like it's it's one thing if they were
making a sequel to like, you know, we're gonna
make the Lion King 4 and it's like, okay Well,
you know, are you animating it? Yes. Okay. Well
fine, you know, you're making a Lion King 4 you're
not Using the same script you used 30 years ago
and rehashing it as a new movie Mm -hmm like
yeah, yeah, I don't know the Milan thing. I like
I can't speak on them. I don't watch them I will
not watch any of the live -action remakes. I
have no interest in them. I stopped after Aladdin
Do what I stopped after Aladdin I did enjoy that
because Will Smith like he's like I guess to
begin with he was apprehensive of taking on the
role of the genie Because he didn't want to step
on the legacy that Robin Williams created. And
I had so much respect for him just for saying
that. Right. Because he was like, man, how do
you how do you top Robin Williams? He's like,
you can't. So they told him just, you know, do
your own thing with it. And so he kind of tapped
some of that wildness from like Fresh Prince
and some of Robin Williams. It kind of had this
nice amalgamation that he had going on. And honestly,
like I enjoyed it because Will Smith was in it.
Everybody else was pretty much forgettable. But
Will Smith is the genie was probably the strongest
part their their guy that they had played Jafar
was the weakest Possible actor they could have
gotten like that should have they should have
put like Jeremy Irons or somebody in there that
had like that that Menacing gravitas that that
he could bring to the live -action role the guy
they got on it was such a dork Like he was a
wean in the show. Like he was not even he kind
of sounded a little Weasley was his Jafar and
it just it didn't it sounded stupid. So, yeah,
I don't know. I just I feel like when you've
got the animated version and it's perfection
and you're trying to emulate it live action and
it's just going to fall short because you're
not going to hit the same notes. I mean, that's
why that's why the Lion King, they had to go
back to James Earl Jones for Mufasa. Mm -hmm
because how are you gonna top that? I mean, it's
still a voice actor Yep so the other day Longtime
podcaster person that I used to listen to a long
time ago Stephen Mullen he posted a meme on Facebook
of Thanos with the infinity stones And it says,
no one can stop me when I have the Infinity Stow
and then it trails off. And the bottom part of
the meme is little John from the animated Disney
Robin Hood kissing Prince John's hand and pulling
the rings off his fingers. And then at the end,
he's got the rings in his mouth with Sir Hiss.
So I'm like, oh, I haven't seen Disney's Robin
Hood in a long time. I really love that animated
movie. That movie is so friggin' good and I completely
forgot that the same guy that voices Prince John
at the end of the film also voices King Richard
who comes back from the Crusades. And I'm like,
oh wow, I completely forgot about this whole
thing. But yeah, I just, I was laughing my ass
off watching that movie the other day. Another
thing that happened, and very excited for this,
At least I am. Cobra Kai Season 3 date announced
January 8th, 2021 is when Season 3 will premiere
on Netflix for Cobra Kai. At the end of the video
it says Season 4 now in training. So they are
full steam ahead on Cobra Kai. Very excited for
that. Did you see the fact that Rick Moranis
got punched in New York City by a passerby. I'm
like, you do not hit Rick Moranis. What the hell?
This is from Deadline. I saw something about
that. I didn't actually read the article, though.
I saw somebody hit Rick Moranis, and I wasn't
sure if it was with a car or a fist. But the
internet was in such outrage. They're like, man,
you don't mess with Rick Moranis. I'm going to
whoop yo. So the article from Deadline says this
is the updated version. Actor Rick Moranis was
punched in the face by a random passerby on a
New York City's Upper West Side and police said
the assailant remained at large Friday. This
article was written October 2nd of this year.
A rep for the 67 -year -old comedy star said
in a statement provided to Deadline that Moranis
is fine but grateful for everyone's thoughts
and well wishes. Moranis was taking an early
morning walk Thursday near his home. When he
was struck on Central Park West near West 70th
70th Street The NYPD said the assailant used
a closed fist to punch Moranis The video shows
the attacker take a sudden step toward Moranis
and delivering the punch before resuming Basically
walking away kind of thing. I You don't hit Rick
Moranis you don't hit like really seriously just
That's not funny. That's not Yeah, that's not
funny at all. Yeah How dare you hit Rick Moranis
I'll send captain clown after you Mm -hmm, and
I will too Yeah, I don't know like you people
are just losing their mind anymore I mean, people
are screaming things like, I have, and I'm going
to keep this as anonymous as possible, but I
happen to know somebody who was talking to somebody
about things of COVID and government and other
things, and I'm not going to say what or how,
or I'm not going to go too much into it, but
they're family, and they are family. And the
venom coming from one side, even though the other
side is completely understanding of both sides
of the spectrum and it's just voicing their opinion,
but not disregarding the other person's thoughts
and opinion, was basically like yelled at for
having an opinion that was different from theirs.
And then they just refuse to talk to them or
avoid them afterwards, even though the first
person is like, I didn't say anything wrong.
I was agreeing on certain points, but they were
trying to shove words in their mouth. And it's
like, people are so spiteful and hateful anymore.
It's not even funny. And I think that's kind
of why I don't personally go after... You know
shows I don't like anymore. I just I say yeah
I don't really care for it and then I just kind
of move on because Honestly, i'm not gonna give
the time of day to it and i'm not gonna crap
on somebody else's franchise like it's Everybody
likes what they like, you know, I like beast
wars. I had an argument with some guy on Facebook
last week about that and uh I don't remember.
Did I read that on the podcast or did I just
read that to you solo? I don't remember but I
know what that was because I think you read that
to me solo, I think. I don't remember if it was
on HDF or not. I think I read it to you solo
too, because I had fun screwing with the guy
afterward because... Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is
after we were off the air. Yeah, so I mean, for
instance, I'm going to bring this up because
it kind of ties into this too. When someone feels
that their opinion is more important than someone
else's, it's a dangerous thought process. Not
only is it destructive, but it's also like hurtful
to the other person. I say that because I feel
like as fans we can kind of understand that a
little bit more because people are constantly
attacking things we enjoy. And we're all guilty
of attacking somebody else's thing that they
enjoy. It just happens. But I feel like it's
on a grander scale, like a grander audience now,
which is rather unfortunate because It's splitting
families. It's splitting friends like there's
no like option to agree to disagree or to just
drop it and just be done with it It's always
somebody has to win and somebody's like well
your opinion sucks because you're wrong Yeah,
or you don't live in modern reality And I'll
get to that too. So what had happened is there's
a transformers Facebook group Called transformers
till all are one where fans and talent come together.
Okay, we know some of the people that run it
Because they've been in the franchise for a long
time. So anyways somebody posted the new Titan
figure Kingdom character poster and so it's not
like primal. It's got Megatron. It's got Galvatron
It's got a razor prime ultra Magnus Cheetor Rhinox,
you know people that probably may or may not
be in the season So Some people are talking about
you know what certain things look like some of
the characters that showed up that won't be a
part of it and You know somebody else puts transformer
circus opening its gates near you So I'm trying
to find the exact quote so what happened is somebody
says you know G1 and Beast Wars shouldn't be
mixed. It just ruins G1 immediately and This
guy was just he's I'm just gonna name him because
he's total douchebag on the post Bob contagion.
He's he's Which is a weird name to begin with
like I don't know anyway, so the next person
down the line goes And he's associated with something
like he's I don't know he does visual storytelling
stuff He says I'm a massive G1 fan, but you have
to admit the line needed something new just redoing
G1 characters was getting boring I'm looking
forward to Beast Wars joining the mix again and
having fun mixes on the shelves and so this guy
puts sad face like on it Because he's just upset
about it. I says, I'm looking forward to the
fact that this is basically season four of Beast
Wars in the sense that they plan to have G1 and
Beast Wars cast crossover and fight together.
So it's almost getting that aspect. And then
FJ DeSanto goes, well, and so we're, you know,
we're laughing about it. And then that Bob Contagion
goes, it's going to literally become crap about
to. and this other person puts alternate universe
and he says no it's BS that it's like this I
like my G1 but Hasbro has to go and crap on it
and gonna contaminate with animal guano you're
a BE fan which it's not BE fan it's BW I mean
I don't know where you got that BE could be beast
era but that's getting hairs anyways it's yeah
get your acronyms right Uh, you're a B .E. fan,
that's fine, no worries, enjoy your life, but
keep it away from my so far pure G1 line and
show. G1 is G1, Beast Wars is Beast Wars, no
matter how much Beast Wars fans say it's part
of G1, no, it's flippin' not, keep it for yourselves!
And then - Oh my god, this dude, like - So, Ben
Ye jumps in, which, everybody knows Ben Ye, like,
he's been in the Transformers franchise forever,
he was a consultant on Beast Wars. He says G1
characters literally appeared in Beast Wars and
were a critical part of the continuity since
almost the beginning of the series. The two are
tied in the same ways. that Star Trek and Star
Trek Deep Space Nine are two very different shows
that exist in a shared universe. That was always
the intention when the writers worked on the
series. If you do not enjoy the aesthetics of
the Beast -era toys, then don't buy them. There
are plenty of G1 80s -era base toys in the line
for you to enjoy. The existence of, say, a new
Optimus Primal toy should have no bearing on
how much you enjoy the new Traxx toy. I think
Kingdom is wonderful in that sense. It offers
a diverse selection of toys and products for
fans to enjoy, and offers a different visual
dynamic in the line that what we have had for
the past few years. And then this guy, not letting
it go down, goes, no dude, G1 fans would have
deserved a line show that's finally pure G1,
not clipped together crap like everything else
before Wife or Cybertron. Before your end, or
from your end, Beast Wars, it may look like,
considered Beast Wars as part of the G1 continuum,
but most G1 fans don't approve Beast Wars as
part of G1 continuity. And that you guys should
understand, which is funny because G1 fans accept
it as part of the franchise. This guy's just
having denial issues. And then he goes on to
say, we don't hate you or what you love. Beast
Wars isn't that bad, but it's not G1 and we don't
want the two to be mixed. That's all. You should
get your own sequel, whatever you guys want,
but that shouldn't be part of ours. I think that's
a fair demand. And I just kept putting laughing
stuff on every time he posted something. And
Ben Ye goes, dude, I worked on the show. I was
in near daily contact with the writers. I know
Beast Wars was meant to be. part of G1 and was
always meant to be the history of the show. You
can deny that reality all you want. It does not
make it less true. They are their flipping descendants.
I know. It was said in... It's no different than
Star Trek in that sense and that's what Ben Yu
was trying to get across and this guy's like...
You're just you just keep pushing the retcon
reality in quotes from your viewpoint But in
retrospect you can say right add whatever you
want The fact is g1 is g1 a beast where is built
upon it and not everyone considers that later
edition desired part of g1 Because it's a completely
different thing a different product from a different
era And then he he tags me because every time
he wrote something I put ha ha ha He he goes
not sure what you find funny mate. Would you
care to express yourself? And I was like, well
then, and I just cracked my hands and I'm like,
let's do this. And Ben Ye liked what I wrote.
So I put, I find it funny. You're literally arguing
that you're a G1 purist and that heaven forbid
it's mixed. Go watch G1 if that's your thing.
Honestly, we've been getting various G1 era retcons
over and again. Prime was one, RID 2015 was one,
Cyberverse, et cetera. Also, the fact that you're
arguing with Benson Yee, a fan and someone who
helped work on this show about the continuity,
and the fact that you personally dislike the
mixing of generations is laughable to me. He's
been a definitive resource on the program. It
has nothing to do with his quote unquote reality.
It simply is reality. Whatever you like, whether
you like it or not. It's first and foremost a
toy line. The story that comes along with it
always is secondary to sell the toys. By mixing
the two, it's adding another dynamic. I'm a Beast
Wars fan, quote, Beast BW, not BE fan, and enjoy
both, but G1 Headmaster's Beast Wars and Beast
Machines are one universe. RID 20, 2001 is different
and mixed them, Unicron Trilogy mixed some too,
Animated mixed some, but every series literally
revolves around G1. To take offense to it being
mixed instead of a love letter to the fans is
humorous in of itself, because honestly, G1 would
have died transformers as a franchise would have
died without Beast Wars and so and then His previous
comment is deleted somewhere He put okay. Oh,
that's funny. He deleted it. I that's all right.
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ha ha Oh my god, you're not even old enough.
No, and he puts boomer and I'm like Hello, really?
That's your response pretty lazy on your behalf
I wasn't even name -calling you but to each their
own at least I can appreciate the variety that
beast work or that transformers has had by the
way not a boomer and then I quoted or I Took
the definition of it I put, okay, boomer is a
catchphrase and meme used by teenagers and young
adults to dismiss or mock outdated attitudes
typically associated with people born in the
two decades following World War Two, known as
baby boomers. I says, I'm betting I'm not much
different in age than you. I'm early millennial
for what it's worth. And then I tagged FJ Desano.
I was like, don't worry. All but Bob here is
looking forward to the storyline. And so. So,
uh, Bob goes, I'm tired of arguing with so much
subjectivity. That's the reason. There's no logic
in what you're trying to sell. Only biased preference.
I won't waste energy on such arguments. And I
said, the only person being biased and subjective
is you, buddy. We're all okay. Yeah, we're all
okay. I'm like, you're fighting him with logic.
I'm like, what the heck is this? Like this guy
is like just off his rocker. I was just having
fun. Just like very politely responding with
facts. and the guy's just like off his rocker
like everywhere and I'm just like okay like how
far is this conversation gonna go I did report
him to the the admins of the group as like you
know I says it's not a problem right now but
I says the for the fact that the guy is like
hardcore hating on Beast Wars and he's attacking
everyone's viewpoint on it in the post I says
you might want to watch him or warn him because
I could see him being a problem So they're like,
okay, we'll keep an eye on him. Thanks for you
know reporting him. Yep So I was like, yeah,
I just contacted Candice. I was like, hey Yeah,
I was like just so you know I'm not trying to
pick a fight. I'm trying to let you know that
the guy's just being a pain. So he stopped posting
after that. And I was like, okay, we're good.
So I left the conversation after that. I mean,
I'm still in it, but I meant I stopped posting.
Yeah, you stopped posting. I just was like, come
on, dude. He's literally crapping on Beast Wars
every time somebody said something. And then
he's like... He couldn't stand that I wrote I
put half like ha ha ha face on everything he
did He did it to me and I was like, okay, like
it doesn't hurt me. It's still a stupid emoji
Like I just I don't know like I just take it
for what it's worth. Like I don't I don't really
care. It's just People are so Argumentative over
stuff anymore. Like I'm not saying I didn't argue
with him. I just did it using facts He resorted
to name -calling because he couldn't think of
what else to say to me Yeah. See, what you did
is not arguing to me. What you did is presented
facts. And, you know, you were trying to get
him to understand that everyone besides him is
actually looking forward to this new time travel,
whatever it's going to be in Transformers War
for Cybertron Kingdom. Here's the thing. Okay.
I only knew or found out about this group. Group,
group, wow. Group, because I saw FJ post the
trailer for Earthrise in it. I would have never
known about this group if I had not seen his
post that he had posted on his timeline. It's
like, oh, FJ DeSantos, Arrow, Transformers, two
all or one, we're fans and creators, whatever
it is. If he if I didn't see that I probably
never would have found out about this group This
is the number one reason why I hate groups on
Facebook Because you run into people like this
that want to ruin it for everyone and I don't
join groups Well, it almost reminds me of the
TFW forums. Oh Absolutely, cuz like I dropped
off the face of the earth on those a long time
ago because they were so venomous Yep, we're
not allowed to have an opinion or a thought Yep,
absolutely. And here's the thing Like I'm in
the groups that I'm in because I know that it's
like -minded people like me who can you know
have a Conversation simple conversation Yeah,
yell at each other and scream at the top of their
lungs when they don't get their way of what they're
trying to say kind of thing I was like I almost
left the group because of another post This was
the first post I saw after joining this Transformers
group on Facebook. He's been in the franchise,
like, he runs TFCon. Like, he's one of the people.
Exactly! This is one of the guys that runs TFCon.
Like, how do you not know? Like, I met him in
person at TFCon. Like, he's a super intelligent
dude. I met him in person at 2016 at VodCon,
the very last VodCon they had before they went
away for a while and coming back next year for
VodCon. But the very last VodCon was in Louisville,
Kentucky. at 4th Street Live and whatever other
convention center, but basically the Stan Bush
concert that Friday night, April 8th, 2016, because
Lady Rek came out, and actually Joe Reed from
Off the Cuff with Mike Powers and Art Danner
from Michigan, and Proto Man was there too. I
mean, obviously Lady Rek and I went together
because she was coming in and whatever else kind
of thing, and she was the first one I met. When
we got there, we ran into Joe. We ran into Protoman.
I'm like, hey, it's Protoman. I actually met
Protoman in person. That's frigging cool. I know
who he is. And this dude is like some YouTuber,
blah, blah, blah, isn't giving credit. Well,
first of all, it actually, Protoman actually
released a video about this. He's not going to
give credit to the person that originally took
that because... That person is stealing product
from the overseas companies in order to get like
Hasbro didn't give him that to root like Tom
Tom. I believe is the reviewer's name. I don't
know kind of thing So why would he like for the
man? I wanted to talk about the SS 86 hot rod
because he's a huge hot rod on this fanboy like
I am you know and That's all he was doing he
never said where the images came like he said
they came from a youtuber or something i forget
what he said but like he just wanted to talk
about the fact that this figure is coming and
then all of a sudden this guy in this group is
like uh blah blah blah blah so i wasn't sure
if if proto man his personal facebook account
was on i didn't know if he was in the group or
not so i tag you know i messaged this guy i commented
back and forth with this guy said you know protoman
is actually a buddy of mine blah blah blah and
then I finally tagged his protoman facebook page
and like 10 minutes later under his own personal
page he messaged me he's like oh yeah thanks
for letting me know about that guy and I'm like
no problem dude just look it out for the rest
of us because man people are just evil yep some
Yeah, well, that's right. I was on cuz I'm on
the all sparks discord page Among among the other
one that I do the writing story thing for and
They were bashing optimotomous on there recently
like somebody in particular was like attacking
him for Something something it was something
stupid like they just It's these new fans that
come into the franchise and have no idea who
the old guard are Yeah, and so they just they
kind of just are like, oh this guy he's he's
ill -informed He doesn't know this and he's he's
doing this and I'm like, I'm like he's been in
the franchise for a lot longer than you Yeah,
I says plus he's reviewed everything They're
eating their own now at this point like they're
attacking each other for you know who they don't
like a review from Like it's it's it's so stupid
this stuff that we as fans fight over instead
of yeah instead of collectively like Rejoicing
in the fact that we have the franchise like I
don't like the new Star Trek shows I personally
do not like the new shows I find them too dark
or too stupid in this in one sense like Discovery
is too dark and honestly like a lot of the characters
are boring and they're trying to shoehorn stuff
in Picard I feel like they ruined his character
They've kind of neutered him like he did a 180
from what he was in TNG and I feel like it it
doesn't even fit his persona and the rest of
the show it's like they've shoehorned relationships
in with certain characters that Honestly have
no business being there because they don't even
relate So like in that instance like I feel like
some of those shows are really lazy writing and
lower decks it's like Rick and Morty in space
with Star Trek and Honestly, out of the three,
that's the best one, which is not saying much.
But on a whole, I'm happy that they have new
shows because it means we'll get the Captain
Pike show. It means that the franchise keeps
going. And yes, for a time, I will dislike the
shows. But there will be new ones. And there'll
be another generation at some point that I do
like the shows. Or in retrospect, I hated Deep
Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise when it was
in the early 2000s. Could not stand watching
them. And I've gone back to them 10, 15 years
later, and I can sit and watch them and I love
them. So I mean, it's a different level of perspective
based on where you are in life, for one, but
the other thing is, it's like... Yeah, you may
not like it now. You may like it later. You may
not like it at all You may not like it ever and
but the thing is is they're always going to make
more so Eventually you wait long enough like
I mean Kingdom with Transformers. I'm getting
Beast Wars. I'm getting a second wave of Beast
Wars in a different fashion and I'm ecstatic
for it. The only thing I'll be kind of down in
the dumps is if they don't match the voicing
Because I know that they're doing they're doing
union actors they're doing non -union actors
so that means that they cannot use the original
cast and so in that regard i'll be a little upset
if they don't sound the same so yeah yeah so
some dude i don't even know who the dude is but
i know paul talked about him recently but apparently
Optibotamus is so popular. He has his own I hate
Optibotamus fan group on Facebook and I'm like
people have nothing better to do than drag my
friend out like and it's a public group and I'm
like looking at all this crap and I'm like really
seriously and Sadly Paul has reported the group
to Facebook, but apparently it doesn't go against
their their Guidelines See that's just baloney
it is just baloney because See they pick and
choose because like you can you can say whatever
you want about certain people And then other
people you can't oh Yeah, so okay, so I'm in
the the official Blackstone cherry fan group
on Facebook which were all about peace and love
and everything else, just like the band is. So
it's a rock band for people that don't know Blackstone
Cherry. And I said something about, oh, maybe
you should listen to, and then a title of their
song, which one of their title of their hit songs
is White Trash Millionaire. This was during the
time Facebook was reporting everybody on on the
stupidest things. I Didn't call the person I
replied to white trash It's a name of white trash
millionaire is the name of a song I wasn't calling
the person white trash and I got banned from
Facebook for 24 hours because I said white trash
um Doesn't Facebook in the internet and my phone?
No, I am white They don't like God fake news
Yeah, really I Don't know I social media so broken
Yeah, it just it honestly is like there's just
I don't know Anyways, so the other thing before
we get out here because I wanted to bring this
up a little while ago It's the last thing I'll
bring up. I find this absolutely hilarious if
I can find it now. It's all the way down here
so Facebook removes things and adds things and
does whatever so for the longest time on Facebook
they had a listing under your profile for professional
skills like if you were a professional woodworker
or if you were a professional musician or if
you were a professional podcaster I always said
professional skills you added mine was sarcasm
I get this notice and lately I've been getting
it every day and I just have to dismiss it Professional
skills are going away soon. Mike, we want to
let you know that professional skills that you
added to your profile will be removed from Facebook
on November 5th. You'll be able to access and
download this info at any time before it's no
longer available. I'm like, why are you removing
this? I don't even like it. I don't understand.
I just don't understand. I don't know. It's it's
it's mind boggling the internet's full of stupid
Did it did But um bum but up up up Yeah, I don't
know it's just it's Some of the stuff now is
just so mind -boggling stupid like it's just
hard to fathom Yeah, I don't know yeah, I'll
send this to you After the show, but I want you
to link in the show notes the episode I did with
With Tom DJ last year. It was GCR I think 94
or 94 .5 or something or I'll pull it up after
the show, but He wrote this thing called the
modern fandom manifesto on his on his blog and
it's basically like simple rules of how to be
civil with each other and still be fans kind
of thing so we kind of go through this on the
podcast and we discuss each you know several
of these things that he's talking about in in
this blog post and i'm like all of this is common
sense to me like all of this is like you know
like don't attack creators on on social media
ask them questions be cordial whatever but don't
sit there and say oh I hate what you did and
I'm gonna just go off on you or whatever thing.
It's... Common Sense has gone out the window.
Yep. It's been gone, but it's gone. Anyway, I
think we've run this train wreck into the ground.
It's been a combination of all things Transformers
and Headshot and I don't even know what this
episode is anymore. Yeah, I'm not really sure
either it's a good thing I I I potentially titled
the draft Podcast machines bring their war stories
because there've been a lot of war stories tonight
cup Yep, or sure For sure for sure Bars Mike
Dicca or something. I don't know. Anyways, so
until next time, get altered, get geeky with
the Altered Geeks. We hope we didn't piss anybody
off this time.
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