GCRN WarZ
80s Cartoon Villain Tournament Round 2

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About this Episode
Geekcastradio .com presents GCRN Wars Two geek
topics will be challenged. The ultimate battle
will come to pass. One shall stand. One shall
fall. Hello and welcome to GCR and Wars. I am
one of your hosts, TF2Unliked. Joining me is
Steve Megatron. Hello. Hello. TV's Mr. Neo. Tonight
I dine on turtle soup. And of course, Optimus
Solo is here as well. Hello. I am here and ready
to battle. Yes. We are going to be going through
the next four battles. of round one, round two,
whatever you want to call it, of the 80s Cartoon
Villain Tournament. First, before I hand it over
to Optimus Solo, I do want to say to everyone,
please, after you listen to the podcast, go vote.
After you vote, comment on the post and tell
us why you voted for who you voted for. Optimus
Solo has been complaining all week of, oh my
god, we have no comments, what's going on here?
But we received how many total votes, Steve?
For round one? Total votes, altogether 119 votes,
but it was, I don't know how many people overall.
Probably between 30 and 35, I'm guessing. Yeah.
Yeah, it would just be fun to hear some people
give us scenarios of why this person would beat
that person or what the, you know, kind of like
a play out of battle between them or give us
some type of reasoning so we can discuss it and
debate it and talk about it. So don't just vote,
give us some feedback. Yes, comment on the posts,
please. All right, Optimus Solo, why don't you
reveal who won in the first four battles? All
right, hopefully everybody listened to our first
episode. If not, we featured four battles. The
first one was... An epic battle between Skeletor
and Hordak. Now on the record there, we were
unanimous in the fact that we thought Hordak
would take that in a battle. But again, we always
said, you know, it's up to the people to vote
and see how that turns down. And it was a very
close contest. It was the closest contest we've
had in that first group. And the final tally
was a 16 to 15 score. Skeletor winning by one
vote. Now, I have a theory on why that is. Not
only because people might like Skeletor more,
but recently I found that TV channel that I get
here in my area that I didn't realize I had on
my cable system called Kubo. They run He -Man
and She -Ra, Bravestar. on their Night Owls.
They've been doing that for a long, like a year
at least. I didn't know, like I just found the
channel like a week ago before we recorded, right
after we recorded the round one episode, episode
six. So I saw Hard Prime takes a holiday from
She -Ra. Now keep in mind, I have not watched
any She -Ra episodes since I was a kid. And obviously
Optimus Solo and I will be doing a podcast on
She -Ra in a couple of years. But in Horde Prime
Takes a Holiday, Skeletor essentially, even though
he loses in the end, he pretty much beats Hordak
when they're fighting over Horde Prime's ship.
Because Hordak gets knocked out, and Skeletor
takes control of the ship, and of course He -Man
comes in and saves the day, whatever else. But
Skeletor did win. So I'm not surprised, besides,
outside of the fact that... that fans may like
Skeletor more. I'm not surprised that Skeletor
pulled this one out. But what this means, people,
since it was a one -vote difference, is that
every vote matters, and you need to get out and
support your favorite 80s villains and who you
actually think would win in a battle, because
every vote could determine who moves on in this
Ultimate Battle Royale tournament. That's right.
So any other thoughts from the Peanut Gallery
on Skeletor beating Hordak by one vote? Steve?
I can't really say that I'm disappointed either
way. I like Skeletor. I truthfully think Hordak
would win, but this is not one that I would be
upset either way, compared to maybe another battle
that we're going to talk about here in a minute.
Neil? Well, last time I brought up the fact that
Skeletor had actually taken down Horde Prime
in the Christmas special, so maybe he's not as
much a goof as we thought. Could be. And in the
second battle we talked about last week, we featured
King Zarkon against Dark Storm. And we were pretty
unanimous again with that one. We haven't had
a lot of disagreement yet, and I'm sure we will
get to that eventually. But in this first round,
we were basically all on the same page, and we
thought King Zarkon would take this one from
Voltron. And by a score of 23 to 6, he dominated
Dark Storm. So King Zarkon will move on to face
Skeletor in the next round. We're not going to
talk about that matchup yet. That's for another
podcast. But anybody thoughts on King Zarkon
and the dominating performance against Darkstorm?
Oh, I knew it would happen. Yeah, I definitely
saw that happening. Because, like we said in
the last episode of the podcast, that all King
Zarkon would have to do is just take Dark Storm's
Battle Beast thing away from him. So, I mean,
that's pretty much it. So that covers the first
two sections there of that round one part. And
then we got to one that actually turned out to
be pretty close. Somewhat surprises me, and this
is Venger from Dungeons & Dragons against Overlord
from Blackstar. We were unanimous again in our
support of Venger, but this was a four -vote
contest. It ended up being 16 to 12, and I am
surprised at how close this was. But Venger ended
up on top by four votes. Mike? Yeah, I am really
surprised that 12 people. I didn't know there
was that many Blackstar fans. Yeah, I didn't.
Well, until we even brought it up, until I did
the research for the first round episode, I didn't
even know what the hell Blackstar was. I looked
at Overlord and I'm like, where the hell is that
guy from? So, yeah, interesting. Very, very interesting.
Anyone else on Overlord's performance there?
No. Nah. I think we're all happy that Venger
moves on. Yes. And he will face the winner of
this last battle that we talked about last time,
which was Cobra Commander from obviously G .I.
Joe against Doc Terror. Yeah, this was the one
that we were the most strong about in our opinions
and obviously all unanimous that Cobra Commander
would dominate Doc Terror. And somehow three
people voted for Doc Terror. What the fuck is
wrong with those three people? See, that's why
I think it would have been interesting to see.
I'm not saying you can vote for anybody. If you
have a legit scenario where you think if this,
this, this, this happens, whatever, this is why
this person would have this advantage, I'm all
for it. I just wish I could hear the explanations
of the three people that voted for Docterre.
Give me the scenario where he beats Cobra Commander.
I'm interested to see what I'm not thinking about
that could be possible out there. Yeah. It's
not possible. It's Cobra Commander. Cobra Commander.
I mean, three votes is not enough to beat him.
No, Cobra Commander is once a man. Yes. So I
didn't give the final tally, but the final tally
was 28 -3 in the most lopsided battle we've had
so far. It was so great, too. So once a... For
like the first three days, it was like 17 -0,
and then by the time it hit 18, it was like 18
-1 and then 19 -2. It was like, yeah, Cobra Commander
is just going to pull this out. All right. So
that does it for those first four battles that
we talked about. Those are the results. And now
we'll move on to the other side of the bracket
for four additional battles that will take place
here. And what we're going to start with is,
to me, I have no clue how this is going to go.
This is pretty much just like Kordak and Skeletor.
This is very evenly matched. Actually, a couple
of the matchups I think are evenly matched on
this side, but we're going to two cartoons that
are obviously forever linked, and that would
be Thundercats and Silverhawks. I actually said
it right there. Yeah, Silvercats and Thunderhawks.
If you want to hear us talk more about that,
there is a Wars episode where we debate which
show is better, Silverhawks or Thundercats, and
I think at least three different times I switched
their names around. But we have a whole long
discussion on which show is better in every facet.
And this is going to pit their two main villains,
and that is Mumra, the ever -living against Moonstar.
Now, obviously, Mumra has two different forms.
He has the decrepit little mummy -looking guy,
and then the... huge, gigantic beast -like character
that can be out and about until he sees his own
reflection or whatever. And then we have Moonstar,
who is the hairy beast who turns into Metal Man
with spikes coming out of his head. That's a
very barbaric... You could say he transforms
from beast to robot. I mean, they both have their
two forms. They're both very similar in the way
they do things. Mumra has a little bit more of
the, kind of like Skeletor when we talked about
the more of the mystical, magical power type
thing, whereas Moonstar has more of that brute
force thing going for him. I'm interested to
see your guys' take on this. Let's start with
Mike here. How do you see this going down? Who
do you see winning? Why? Et cetera. Ancient spirits
of evil transform this decayed home to Mumra.
Mumra versus Monstar. Well, first of all, they
both have completely obvious weaknesses. You
know, if Lion -O puts up his claw and Mumra sees
his reflection, I don't know why Lion -O just
didn't do that. Every single time that they fought,
the first thing he does is put up the claw glove,
and he would be defeated in an instant without
having to get any damage to Lion -O. Yes, Mumra
in his superhuman form is a strong brute and
can kick ass, but like I said, it doesn't last
very long. Same thing with Monstar. In both forms,
Monstar is very strong, but he gets additional
power from the Dark Star or whatever the hell,
Moon Star, whatever the hell it's called. Well,
they each... I didn't mean to interrupt you,
but they each get... They each have power that
can be taken away. Right. So they each have like
an Achilles heel, so to speak. Right. And if
they were facing off against each other... I
honestly don't know who I would pick because
if they knew of each other's weaknesses, then
one could just topple the other fairly easily.
Like, how long do we see that battle going on?
Like, I don't know. I'm not sure. Well, I mean,
breaking down the weaknesses, Mumrock... Basically,
I'm trying to remember, it's just basically his
reflection, right? It's his reflection, but there's
also times where... I mean, I know he only can
be out for so long as well. Right, that's the
thing. There are times where he fights Lion...
Before, the reflection is even a factor. There
were times where he fought Lion -O, but it only
lasted for like 10, 15 minutes, and then he was
like, oh, I am so weak, I have to... And Monster
doesn't have that time limit. Does he? Not that
I remember. I don't remember him ever. I don't
think so. Like, he has to have the moon, whatever
you want to call it, the star thing, moon, whatever,
has to line up in order to give him the power
to transform. But once he's transformed, I never
saw him ever have to go back to the other form
unwillingly. Like, he could stay his powerful
form as long as he wanted, and then basically,
they never even show him reverting into his first
form like they do Mumra. And the thing for me
here, and I'm not saying who I'm voting for,
because honestly, I'm still deciding, but Monstar's
original form is nothing to sneeze at. Whereas
Mumra's original form is just this... kind of
pathetic, decrepit -looking character who still
can do some things, but he's not... Like, if
we were to take their original forms, I think
Moonstar wins. Yeah. Now, in their souped -up,
like, transformed states, I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not sure. Steve? I was hoping I was next.
Well, analyzing the two of them... And despite
whatever powers Mumra has, and not to jump over
top of what you guys have said, because I'm going
to go kind of a little bit different route, as
I do agree with some of what you've said. Yeah,
Mumra has all these abilities. However, when
you combine it with Monstar's ability to become
this almost robotic entity. Once he gets the
light of the moon star, he becomes a robot. He
can fly in space. He's got jets. All he has to
do is pick up Mumra's ass and carry him into
the oblivion of space, and he's pretty much just
going to float there. There's no air. I mean,
I know he's kind of undead in a sense, but it
would be like eternal hell. That's true. I did
not think about it that way. Or he could throw
him in the sun and that would kill him. That's
interesting. And of course the Silverhawk's wikia
is no help because they only list the abilities
and strengths. They don't list the weaknesses.
Stupid. Neil, what do you think? I'm just looking
at this and... I'm going to have to give it to...
I'm making a quick decision here. I'm going to
have to give it to Monster just because both
forms look pretty badass. And Mumra, even though
his souped -up form is pretty powerful, he could
be defeated with his own reflection. And so all
Monster has to do is take a mirror with him or
have a whole... a whole bunch of mirrors with
him in case they even get broken and just just
keep trying to show his reflection and he's got
him well and he might not even have to do that
i mean he's metallic i mean i was just gonna
say that maybe the part of metal partly real
uh yeah he's just you know just look look at
my look have uh have mumrod just look at his
body and oh there's his reflection right there
yeah he's just got to position himself just right
Didn't even think about that. To me, too, yeah.
I know that they both have the two forms, but
yeah, I'm going back to the fact that I don't
ever feel like I've ever seen... I watched recently,
within the last year I watched, oh God, at least
half of the episodes of Silverhawks. And in those
episodes, maybe it happens real late in their
series, but I never saw a point where Monstar...
was forced to revert back to his other self he
doesn't have he has the weakness that he has
two different people kind of right but but you
can't pull out a mirror and make him turn into
his other self you can't you know pour water
on him and make him like mumra has a legit thing
that you can do to him that makes him revert
back and sometimes it's just a matter of time
and he has to do it even if you haven't done
that so while mumra i just remembered where the
weakness comes in In the pilot episodes, before
he breaks out of prison, they have him trapped
in that prison. Well, obviously it's a prison.
You're going to be locked in a cell. But they
have all of the light trapped. Right, so the
moon can't get through. Right. If he gets the
moonlight, he can change. So that technically
could be his weakness if you block out the light.
But that's what I'm saying. If you'd have to
have that from the beginning of the battle, you'd
have to have all the light blacked out. And that's
a lot harder to do. Yeah. And if he even gets
a pinch of light, he's going to turn into this
form that you now can't get rid of. Yeah. Yeah,
where Mumra, you can get rid of it. No, I'm not
saying that Mumra... Mumra might have the more
powerful... He might have the more intense powers
and the more effective powers with the different
things he can do magically. But I just think
it's going to come down to the fact that eventually
he's going to wear out of that form. So if Monstar
can just withstand whatever Mumra does, eventually
I think Monstar is going to have the upper hand.
Even though in, I think it's episode four, or
no, episode three of GCN Wars, we decided that
Thundercats was the overall winner. Here, I got
to say Monstar takes it because there's, yeah,
I mean, hey, look at yourself. Boom, you're dead.
I mean, I think this would be an awesome battle
to witness, and it would be cool to see how it
plays out. But yeah, my vote would be for Moonstar.
Steve? My vote would be to Moonstar as well.
Neil? Moonstar. All right. Once again, there
is no dissension among the ranks. I think that's
yet for future rounds, maybe. So that will lead
us into our second battle of today's episode,
and that features Big Boss. from the cartoon
Cops, and Miles Mayhem from the cartoon Mask.
We got lots of acronyms going here. Let's see
how you run this! Sounds like something I can
turn to my advantage! Alright, so in our second
battle, we have obviously Big Boss against Miles
Mayhem. We have the two most, I guess, human
characters in our entire tournament facing off
against each other. And this is an interesting
one because this is one where you have villains
who are more so... Not usually heavily involved
in the action. More so leading a group of henchmen
type situation going on here, I guess. And again,
I honestly don't know exactly which way I'm going.
I have a feeling I know which way I'm going with
this one, but I want to hear what everybody has
to say. So let's start with somebody else. Who
wants to go first with Big Boss and Miles Mayhem?
Mike? I guess I will. I will agree to a certain
extent, but I don't think that both of them are
so much hands -off. I think Big Boss is more
hands -off than Miles Mayhem, because we've seen
in 35 episodes of Season 1 that Miles uses that
switchblade so many times. So there are times
where he is very much hands -on, and there are
other times where he's like, yeah, Dagger, go
fuck up for me. The problem I have with these
two villains facing off with each other is I
think, honestly, because half of the time their
schemes are such dumbassery that they would just
fall in a tie. Honestly, they just cancel each
other out. They really do. Neither one of them,
if they're going up against each other, I'm...
400 -something pounds, so I can say this. Big
Boss is a fat man. He has no muscle on him. He
sits there petting a cat. All he needs now is
some crazy son who wants to go all evil on him
at the end of the third movie. But it's one of
those things where, what does he do other than
send his henchmen to do crap? But do you want
to mess with the head of a gangster organization?
But he is... He is essentially incompetent. What
if they both are allowed to bring their henchmen?
That's not the point, dammit. Just saying. The
point is, is that, you know, Miles Mayhem, while
he is a fat businessman, he at least can do some
battling physically without Switchblade. And
I just, I don't think Big Boss is even worth
the time, honestly. Would Doc Terra have been
able to beat either of these guys? Yes. Yes,
Doc Terra would run circles around Big Boss.
Miles, I'm not so sure. Steve or Neil, what do
you guys think about this one? Steve. Okay. I
would... They're both almost kind of neck and
neck. I mean, I kind of agree with you. They
almost kind of do cancel each other out. However,
on the other hand, Miles Mayhem is... He seems
like he's got more of a military background to
him, in a sense. He does. Whereas Big Boss is
a fat bastard. Pretty much, yeah. I'm honestly
just going to have to go with Miles Mayhem on
this one just because I think he'd not only kick
his ass in a fight or in a race, but just overall,
you've got a guy that seems like he's going to
shit more together. I mean, yeah, Mob Boss is
great and all, but... When you have tanks and
all kinds of other shit that you could call upon
to kick some ass, I think I'd go with that guy.
Neil? Could you hang on for just a second? Yeah,
absolutely. Miles Mayhem, though, it's said in
the 2008 file card, though, that he's an operative
of Cobra. Oh, that's right. We didn't talk about
that connection. He almost looks like he's wearing
Cobra Commander's uniform without the faceplate.
It's the same basic shape to the head, too, which
is actually kind of funny. You can superimpose
it. And Miles does, I agree with you guys, he
does do a little more hands -on stuff. He is
more involved in the action. He does have his
weapons and his mask, of course, which we didn't
really talk about. So, I mean, he does have all
that going. But just because we haven't seen
it from Big Boss doesn't necessarily mean that
he doesn't have it in him. But I agree. That's
why I said I kind of think I know where I'm going
with this one and I'm slightly leaning towards
Miles Mayhem. But again, I'd be interested to
see how this exactly would play out and what
would Big Boss do. Yeah. Big Boss kind of reminds
me of the guy that ran the camp thing in Batman
the Animated Series. oh yeah and um oh what's
uh not the underdwellers um forgot forgotten
yeah um yeah you're right oh neil uh yeah it
sounds like you guys brought up the uh the cobra
connection so yeah um i don't know um It looks
like Miles Mayhem gets a little more X just because
he does have the pilot's helmet. You guys said
he has a switchblade. I haven't watched all of
Mass Co. I don't really know. I'd say Big Boss
has a good 100 pounds on him. So just by pure
athleticism, I think Miles is going to take it.
So to Big Boss, I say nay -nay. And I agree.
Mike? Yeah, Miles Mayhem takes this all away.
Alright, so again, a unanimous decision by the
panel here. Now we'll move on to our next battle
in this round, which is the Mighty Megatron from
Transformers against the Sinister Psykill from
GoBots. Oh, God. I'll crush you with my bare
hands! Under no circumstances are you to surrender.
I still function. Return to the command center
quickly. All right, so let's get this underway.
I absolutely know where we're going with this
one, but let's have Neil start for a change on
this one. Megatron versus Psy -Kill. Oh, my God.
Can't this just be a bye? I mean, come on. The
Godot's got to be represented in some way. I
guess, but, you know, you have a guy who turns
into a gun, for Christ's sake. He has a... arm
-mounted fusion cannon that he could execute
other robots with at point -blank range. And
then you have this other guy who turns into a
motorcycle. And he... He has... He has... What
kind of fists you'd call that? I don't know.
He... He's got a cool face. Well, see, I've seen
the original Japanese cartoon where he comes
from, and I don't think he was ever supposed
to be a villain. He looked like a cute sidekick
in that. Tonka got him, and they were like, yeah,
this is the main bad guy. And I'm like, what?
I don't know how this match ever got put together.
Megatron all the way. I mean, my God. I would
put T -Bob over Psy -Kill. Wow. I completely
agree with that. That's the only thing that T
-Bob is worth for is to beat Psy -Kill. T -Bob
over Psy -Kill. That's right. We have talked
about having a tournament of all the little silly
sidekicks like Orko and T -Bob and stuff like
that. Orko could kick his ass. Yeah, Orko would
kick... Should I bring up that Megatron did actually
die, though, in the cartoon at some point? He
theoretically died. He didn't actually die. I
still function. Wanna bet? Cycle could just run
away on his bike and not get hit by Megatron.
Megatron's got a fusion cannon. He can send him
to hell. I'm sorry. If Cycle was on the Autobot
vessel that had an enormous battle, he would
be leaning up, clinging to Megatron's lead. Legs
saying, no! Such villainous nonsense. Boom! Fusion
Cannon right to the fucking head. Oh my god.
And GoBots are such a fucking copycat and ripoff.
I know they came first. I don't care. But they
are the Kmart person's Transformers. They just
are. Ugh. I have no ill will towards the Gobots,
but I do agree that this is the most lopsided
matchup that we're talking about in this set
of battles today. Before we let Steve go, because
I don't think Steve has really given his full
thoughts, but if this isn't a friggin' landslide
with 50 -0, I'm going to be really surprised.
And I want people to comment why you think Psycal
could beat friggin' Megatron. All the He -Man
fans are going to try to do this to get Megatron
knocked out of the tournament. Conspiracy. Steve?
Okay. Obviously, we know who's going to win this
one. Just because of you've got the menacing,
you've got the gun, you've got the fusion cannon,
you've got an actual realistic structure to the
robot form. Whereas Psykill looks like a rejected
McDonald's toy that has Optimus Prime colors.
And the only thing he can grip is a pole. Megatron
can point at you and say, to hell with you. He's
like, I don't have poseable thumbs. This is going
to be so lopsided. I mean, this is almost as
bad as, like, Cobra Commander against Cyborg
Num Nuts. But, you know, there's just nothing
I can say. I mean, Megatron's going to wipe the
floor with him. I mean, that's just, in any universe,
Megatron's going to wipe the floor with him.
If Megatron was his action master or his GoBot
self, he would wipe the floor with him. If you
used two colors, he'd wipe the floor with them.
The damaged Megatron that Prime whooped the ass
to in the movie would kick his ass. Even the
one that's floating around in space waiting for...
Unicron? He still had his fusion cannon. I still
function! Okay, can Psykill beat any Decepticon?
No. Not at all. Reflector? No, not even Reflector.
I'm joking. Reflector would just, you know, phase
him out. Could the kid in the wheelchair beat
Psykill? Yes. Even Chip Chase could beat Psykill.
He'd just hit him with his wheelchair and then
plug in and, you know, just tase him and then
he'd go down. Chip Chase was pretty strong. I
saw an episode where he ripped a floppy disk
in half. That's pretty powerful. Could Big Boss
or Miles Mayhem beat Psykill? Oh, hell yeah.
Big Boss, all Big Boss has to do is just sit
on him. I think Cycle could do something against
the humans, maybe. I don't know. You can't grab
him. Okay, I'm just guesstimating, and I don't
feel like I'm at a carnival here, but look at
Big Boss. He has to be anywhere between 300 to
400 pounds. All he's got to do is sit on Cycle,
and Cycle will be like... I feel like this is
like an episode of Robot Chicken or something.
It would be a great episode. We should pitch
it. The only thing I could put in Psy -Kill's
favor, maybe, because he's got those yellow teeth,
maybe he has bad halitosis, and he could just
breathe on the other characters and knock them
out. It wouldn't affect Megatron. He doesn't
have, you know, smell receptors. Yeah. So, yeah,
this is going to be a lopsided one. Again, unanimous
decision by the panel. But please, if anybody,
these are to the people that voted for Doc Terror
and stuff like that, if anyone's going to vote
for Psycho, like Mike said, please, just give
us the scenario, entertain us, enlighten us as
to how Psycho could possibly beat Megatron. All
right. On to the final battle for today. Somewhat
interesting one here. We have Shredder from the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles against Tex Hex
from Bravestar. What the devil? Don't worry.
I'll get him next time. You would be wise to
lose your flippant ways. Alright, so it's time
for Shredder against Tex -Hex. Now, most people
are probably more familiar with Shredder being
from the Turtles, but Tex -Hex from Bravestar.
Interesting character here. Just give you a little...
Bit about him. Obviously, he's the main antagonist
of Bracer. He was voiced by Charlie Adler. Kind
of like the gang leader here, he has magical
powers, including the ability to shoot energy
bolts, destroy mountains, summon creatures called
fire snakes. He's got all kinds of different
little magical powers. And obviously, we're familiar
with Shredder, the human can opener, who may
or may not have been destroyed in a dumpster
at one point. Only to rise again as Kevin Nash.
I'm sorry. What's all that metal for, Megan Coleslaw?
Who wants to start with Shredder against Hex
Hex? Mike does, okay. I don't know. Okay, as
I mentioned at the beginning of the podcast in
the intro that Cubo is running Bravestar on their
Night Owl. I watched Brave Star two nights. Up
until this point, I'd never watched Brave Star
as a kid, so I never really knew anything about
it. I've been watching it the last three or four
nights in preparation for this, and I don't know
if it's the fact that I just got bored with it,
but every single night before I went on YouTube
earlier today to find out about Tex -Tex was
every single night watching it on television,
I fell asleep before the dude even ever showed
up in an episode. It takes them... Four freaking,
like, none of the episodes of Bravestar that
I watched showed Tex -Hex right away. There was
one episode where the henchmen were doing a whole
bunch of stuff, and there was one episode called
Vigilantes where this vigilante guy was doing
a whole bunch of stuff, and, like, I've never
really, I mean, yeah, I did go onto YouTube and
I did do my research, but I don't know. Come
back to me. Kev, why don't you... I mean, I...
To me, it's a hard matchup. Which character do
I like better? I like Shredder better. Shredder's
always been one of my favorite villains. Something
about his look, I think it was well done. Even
in the live -action form, I liked it. I don't
know why. I like him as a character. Now, that
being said, in a battle, in order for Shredder
to do damage to you, it almost has to be hand
-to -hand combat. You know, he is a, I guess,
for lack of a better term, he's a martial artist
type person. I mean, I guess he could throw some
stuff at you, but, you know, it has to be close
combat for him to be where he needs to be to
have the advantage. And Tex -Hex can damage you
from a distance and hurt you from a distance
with his ability to shoot energy bolts, his magical
powers, etc., etc. So can Shredder get close
enough to Tex -Hex to win this battle without
getting hurt himself? I guess is where I'm falling.
I like Shredder better. I'm trying to find a
way for him to win this battle. I'm not sure
if I see it yet, though. Steve, what are your
thoughts? Well, I would say Shredder, in a sense,
it's kind of a toss -up here. I mean, Shredder,
for one, appears a hell of a lot more frequently.
Oh, yeah. He has a lot more ideas. He has a lot
more plans. He has a lot of henchmen or behind
-the -scenes plans that go on. He has a lot of
technology on his hand as well. Or people stupid
enough to fight for him. He doesn't necessarily
have to fight Tex -Hex to win because he'd find
some other alternate way, whether it be something
he's created or... He wouldn't necessarily need
to do the hand -to -hand thing. If he does get
close enough to Tex -Tex, Tex -Tex stands no
chance. Well, yeah, because all you'd have to
do is just cut him. Well, that, but you also
have to consider that Shredder is a ninja master.
That's true. Yeah, he could fight all four turtles
and still kick their ass. And he does have that
ability to be undetected and very kind of...
It would be like... It would be like having...
If the two of them were in a battle, then Shredder,
all he'd have to do is sneak up behind him and
he could just stab him in the back or in the
spine or in the skull or, I mean, it just...
He could make quick work of Tex -Hex. I mean,
yeah, Tex -Hex can do magical powers and stuff
like that, but what's to say Shredder couldn't
get something from Dimension X to kind of deflect
whatever it is that's being sent his way? It
would have been interesting to see Tex -Hex go
against an Overlord Avenger or a King's Archon.
the magic kind of would have canceled each other
out. Neil, what are your thoughts about Shredder
and Tex -Tex? Well, the first thought I had was
Bravestar being a filmmation cartoon means that
Tex -Tex has a very limited number of animations.
Already, Shredder has more moves. But on a serious
Filmation's Ghostbusters, and apparently they
didn't use him in that, so then he turned into
a character in Bravestar. I can see that. But
anyway, yeah, Shredder's got all of Dimension
X technology at his disposal, so that kind of
evens things out. Plus, he's got a life partner
in Krang, so he has something to live for, so
that puts a little incentive on his side. Here,
let me throw this brain at you, Tex -Hex. There's
that, too. I'm going to have to go with Shredder.
I mean, Shredder can sneak up on him. I mean,
Shredder, you got to remember, even in those
drill tanks, he could sneak up on you. They didn't
know those things were coming until, like, they
were practically coming up through the street.
So Shredder has the stealth on his side. So he
can get around Tex -Tex pretty easily, I think.
Shredder. All right. Mike? Like Neil pointed
out, he has Krang and all of Dimension X behind
him. I know we're talking about one -on -one
battles, but you gotta think, these are villains.
They're gonna do anything and everything to each
other to make sure that they win. I mean, hell,
he could just show up in the Technodrome and
just run Tex -Hex's headquarters over and just
crush him underneath the tank treads. You know,
he could do so much to Tex -Hex where, yes, Tex
-Hex might be able to get a couple of sniper
shots off at him, but... Yeah, I go with Shredder
all the way. Steve, final vote? Shredder. All
right. I am going to go with Shredder here, too.
I mean, I could see a scenario where Tex -Tex
could possibly win, but I just think it's more
likely that Shredder, you know, nine times out
of ten would win compared to Tex -Tex's one lucky,
you know, underdog. Yeah. So, yeah. So, that
does it for this. round of battles. So we have
voted for Monstar over Mumra in what I expect
to be a very close vote. Miles Mayhem over Big
Boss. Megatron over Psykill, which we expect
to be a landslide. Megatron slaughtering Psyche.
We want explanations. Yeah, we want explanations.
And Shredder over Tex -Tex, which I would assume
that would be the way the vote goes, but there
may be some Tex -Tex love out there. We will
have to wait and see. And the winners... We'll
match up against each other in the quarterfinal
now. When we go into our next episode, we will
be featuring all four quarterfinal matchups.
We'll be talking about both sides of the brackets
in the quarterfinal matchup. So the winners of
all the matchups today, again, and we will also
be talking about the winners that we announced
at the beginning of the episode. Mike, what else
do we want to say? That's pretty much it. Go
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and then we'll go from there. That's right, exactly.
Steve, do you have any other final thoughts before
we close? No, I've just been really happy with
not only our decisions in the votes and the fact
that, for the most part, we've all been unanimous,
I think, to this point. Yes. And also the fact
that all the votes went in our favor this last
round. Yeah. So, yes, I'm pretty excited to see
what happens in this next round and to see who
gets batched completely all to hell or who wins
and loses. It should be an interesting round
next time. I think also what's going to be interesting
is we're all getting along like we're sitting
around a campfire right now in this first round,
and we're all agreeing with everybody, and it's
just very kumbaya -ish. I expect that to change
as we go forward, though, because as we get through
the quarters and especially into the semifinals,
I expect there to be some disagreement amongst
the people involved in the records. I think it's
going to get pretty heated. It's going to get
very heated. I don't even know which way I'm
leaning in most of these. I just have a feeling
eventually some people are going to go up against
each other that we are going to have disagreements
on. Yeah, pretty much. It's going to get fun.
All right, we hope you enjoyed this episode of
GCR on Wars. I wish you'll join us next time
when we will have the quarterfinals in the 80s
cartoon villain tournament. For now, I am TFG1
Mike with... Steve Megatron Phillips. TV's Christian
Neal. And Optimus Solo. Thank you for listening.
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