War Stories 2.0 – A Fanfiction Podcast
Episode 3

About this Episode
Stories read on this Episode:"Generation Universe" - Written By: Dymentrix
Originally Posted TFwire 2007
TFWire presents War Stories, a fan fiction podcast.
Hello everyone and welcome to another edition
of TFWire's War Stories. I'm your host, Steven
Slash Megatron. Today we will be reading a story
from Dimetrix. And his story is called Generation
Universe. As you know, Cybertron is irregularly
a peaceful planet, which is in our universe.
In the other, it is a different story, and these
Transformers have not experienced the horrors
that these Transformers in our universe have
discovered until now. I'm sorry, Orion. There's
nothing we can do. A frantic Jazz screamed. There
must! Teletraan won! How long before we have
impact? snapped Orion. An orange Autobot desktop
lit up with an error message displayed in white
writing. Unable to predict exact time. Slag!
Orion shouted. Give me your best est - Orion
was interrupted by several warning sirens going
off at once. Impact time predicted. Impact in
100 clicks. Suggesting evacuation. Repeat, suggesting
evacuation. So, so now you tell us, the cowardly
Jazz said. Before he could say another word,
the desktop he was working at blew up. Jazz!
Orion shouted. Incoming message for you, Orion,
said Ultra Magnus. Put it on screen, ordered
Orion. On the screen, the face of a damaged villain
appeared. So, the figure said while taking several
gasps of air, what a nice day for a bit of destruction,
is it not? Megatron, you slagging, sucking...
No, no, no, Megatron interrupted. Why are you
swearing? You should be enjoying your last days
of existence. I wonder, does that huge yellow
horny ball belong to you? I envy it, but it is
not mine. Stop being a prick and tell me what
you want Slagging to say. I'm asking for a truce.
I doubt it. Listen, that huge planet of a Transformer
will kill us all. We can't destroy it, so we
must escape. But how? What about the Ark? Of
course, Orion thought. Men, we must head for
the Ark. Transform and roll out. As they left
Iacon, Megatron laughed insanely. Sound Blaster,
Megatron called. Yes, Lord Megatron, Sound Blaster
replied. Send out your cassettes. Get them to
infiltrate the Ark before the Autobots do. As
you command, Lord Megatron. Sound Blaster pressed
a button on his left shoulder while he said,
Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, eject. Laserbeak,
Buzzsaw, and Ratbat left Decepticon headquarters
and went to the launch bay west of Iacon. They
could see that all the Autobots had entered the
Ark, but they noticed that Jazz had been left
outside. Laserbeak fired at Jazz and waited for
a response. Hey, Orion! A voice, a voice said.
You left Jazz outside! Sorry, men, Orion replied.
I'll go and get him. As Orion opened the door
to get Jazz, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat swept
in undetected, transformed into their cassette
modes, and fixed themselves to the ceiling of
the engine room. Autobots, prepare to launch!
The stabilizers let go of their tight grip on
the arc. and the blast shield slowly ascended.
Launch! Orion ordered. The Ark fired its massive
rockets and headed out of Cybertron's atmosphere.
As soon as the Ark was so far away from Cybertron
that no one could see it, Buzzsaw transformed
into his bird mode and fired at the engines.
Buzzsaw, Lazybeak, Ratbat, get out! Sound Blaster
ordered. Ultra Magnus, seal all doors. It will
stop us from being injected to the wall, Orion
ordered. Get out! But they couldn't, and the
trio were thrown into the engine as the Ark crashed
on a jungle planet. Lord Megatron, Buzzsaw, Laserbeak,
and Ratbat succeeded. Good! Megatron laughed.
Soundblaster looked towards his feet, but they
did not make it out. Never mind about that. What
a tart, Sound Blaster murmured. What did you
just say? Um, nothing, Lord Megatron. Megatron
looked at the yellow monstrosity before him.
He hit the Decepticon insignia on his chest and
shouted, Starscream! Yes, Megatron, Starscream
replied. You can turn that hologram off now.
What do you mean? That thing that we tricked
the Autobots with. That's not a hologram. What?
I tried to tell you, but all you said was...
Not now, Starscream! That's it! You little rat!
Lord Megatron! Sound Blaster interrupted. It's
transforming! We have to get out of here! A frantic
Starscream screamed. Megatron's face turned grotesque
with rage. Never! He shouted, snapped. He punched
his insignia again and ordered, All units prepare
to fire! But he got no reply. Bruticus, Manasaur
Devastator, anyone answer me? But still no reply.
He looked behind him to see Sound Blaster had
gone, and a massive handprint had been left there.
Decepticons, come back here! Then he pointed
towards the giant robot in front of him. You
cannot destroy me! Megatron! Before he could
finish, the goliath of a Transformer swayed its
hand towards Megatron, and like a fly, Megatron
was cast out with tremendous force into the distance
of space. And that concludes the fanfic by Dimetrix.
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to use it in a future podcast. And this is Megatron,
signing off.
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