Transformers United Figures and Film Discussion

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Maximals, maximize! episode 52. I'm your host

Steve Megatron Phillips and joining me is...

DFT1 Mike. No, I wanted to go first. And we also

have the guy who beat Fox News with a stick.

That's right, like a redheaded stepchild. If

there are any redheaded stepchild out there I

do apologize but this... I haven't given my name

yet, so I can say that and just not give my name

and then nobody knows who to come after, right?

No, we know. Hi guys, this is Paul, aka Octobotomus.

Oh, that's a train wreck. Well, we tried for

that. Yeah, it's become a normal save for us

here at the Gatecast Radio Network. And then

apparently, one of our other co -hosts, and I

know I'm kind of going off topic, but it has

to do with Transformers, one of our other co

-hosts, Kevin Thompson, over at BehindTheVoiceActors

.com, has gone back and started listening to

TFG1 episodes from the beginning and I'm thinking,

don't listen to the first 11, they all suck.

And he's actually defending them, oh, they're

not that bad, you've actually written up fairly

good scripts and blah blah blah blah. Somebody's

calling me. You guys want to hear you guys want

to hear my ringtone? Okay, send the voicemail

damn it I'm sorry. Um, but actually it's the

greatest ringtone in the world. I love it. Um,

I actually I've neglected to say this many many

times but Just now remember because I just before

we started this I got off the phone with the

gentleman. His name is Scott He is known as uh,

I think silver shot on the TFW 2005 form and

He actually is a big fan of yours Mike. Oh really?

He he has he went I met him at the our LA meetup

and he had listened to some of our podcasts and

he was very complimentary towards you and how

in the early days, you pretty much kinda sucked.

That's what he was saying. And you have gotten

considerably better, he says. Well, you know,

the reason why I've gotten considerably better

is because honestly, and I'm gonna be completely

blunt when I say this, I don't give a fuck anymore.

When I first started, it was like Steve and I

had said like six words to each other. I had

been on his, I had been on ATTF in episode eight,

episode nine, I believe. And that's when I started

and it was like, okay, cool. We have this friendship.

Of course our friendship is built over two years

or so. But it's like when I first started, I'm

thinking, okay, I have to be the guy from Good

Morning Vietnam who is like. today in the news

and blah, blah. You know what I mean? You know

what I mean? I was taking it so seriously and

I wasn't really, you know, loose and just going

with the flow. I was like, okay, this is what

I have to do. I have to write all these synopsises

out. I have to read all this crap and then I

have to comment on all of it. And it's like,

after a while, I just said, fuck it. You know,

that advice. is extremely relevant. Everybody

always asks me, especially in the YouTube world,

how do you make successful videos and stuff?

And I'm like, you know what? I don't script any

of my stuff. I just say whatever comes to mind.

And I'm just myself. And that makes for entertaining

conversation, if you will. Same thing with you.

So it's very nice. But we can always get off

the script. It's, well I wouldn't necessarily

say that it's scripted, it's, you know, it's

plotted. Well right, but I mean like, as far

as like say on Movie Week in Review, I specifically

read plots from Wiki. Oh, well you suck. Well,

I don't feel, I'm too lazy to write them. That

makes sense, that works. So I figure what the

hell. uh... there was a good that i thought that

was a very nice compliment it was it was interesting

to know it is it yeah actually he he he threw

me off because there was an episode i don't even

know i don't even remember which podcast that

it was on but i was complaining about my iphone

and how i couldn't turn the camera into widescreen

mode and record it was all coming out in regular,

not the widescreen format, the other one, whatever

it is. Portrait, yeah. Yeah, and I was complaining

about it. I don't know, do you remember doing

that episode? Yeah, it's one of the Toycast episodes.

Okay, and the first thing that he says to me,

he's like, oh, by the way, Paul, I wanted to

tell you how to fix that problem with your iPhone,

with the cameras, and I'm like, wait a minute,

what are you talking about? And then he's like,

I remember hearing you, you were talking with

TFG One Mike in your iPhone, blah, blah, blah,

and I'm like, Wow, that's awfully nice. So um

so there you go. Yeah So yeah, this is Steve's

show Steve just came back from vacation about

a week and a half ago I'm sorry. I'm sorry Steve.

No, I know It's cool Fucking asshole Alright

Sean Connery You're gonna shit here I was gonna

say I was gonna I was gonna do the I was gonna

do Sean County saying I was gonna sit here but

for some reason they came up and I'm gonna shit

here so I'm gonna leave that alone and just go

so you shit here interesting yes priceless and

you know a lot of people well actually again

one person in particular Said again, it's Kevin

from tune cast said he can't Listen to he and

I kept debating over the beast unleashed podcast

About he can't he was gonna listen to it just

for the beast machines reviews And I said dude,

you can't just start at episode 22 You have to

listen to that podcast from the beginning because

there's so many gags and off -topic stuff that

we put it He said I hate it when podcasts go

off -topic. I'm like, hey, that's just the way

we roll but uh... yeah so some transformers a

few weeks ago we got a whole bunch of transformers

united images which for those that don't know

the united is the ticara version of our generations

here in the u .s. which rule yes and the main

one that they were focusing on was generations

cup which he looks awesome surprised myself was

the picture that they're showing for that was

that actually Was that the Takara one or was

that the Hasbro version that we saw pictures

of? I think that was Takara. Check out images

of Transformers United, Transformers Generations

figures coming from Amazon Japan as updates for

the United line over there. And that was the

news story on 10 -13 -2010. I don't know if these

are necessarily... Well, you know they very well

might be be I mean they're not obviously hanky

because there's no chrome or anything so maybe

the only reason why I think that they are is

because the picture of Dark mount slash straxas

is the US Release colors, it's not It's not the

Japanese colors, I'm not sure Well, you know

I'm looking at cup and his face kind of looks

like maybe it could be Like not chrome, but very

nicely painted. Yeah Yeah, I'm kind of iffy with

cup Honestly, I like the alt mode the alt mode

is seems awesome I don't know like obviously

because we can't see from that picture, but it

looks like a really really cool pickup truck

for a transformer It's kind of reminiscent of

the old cup yeah with some more within elements

added Yeah, yeah I What's wrong, dude, I don't

know I'm not so big and you know, it's entirely

possible that the robot mode is mistransformed

But I I don't I don't know I'm not I'm not too

big of a fan of the fact that He's got big giant

panels on the sides of his arms that Extend past

his hands Yeah That's what I'm thinking that's

what I'm thinking and then you know the wheels

on his shoulder I'm hoping can fold back some

way, you know, I think Out of all these images,

the main one that I'm most excited for is Jazz.

Just because he has speakers. Now see, I could

care less about Jazz just because every release

of every line, there's a Jazz. And there's usually

not just one, there's usually like up to three

or four. Well, that's because of repaints and

stuff like that, but I mean, we've, as far as

I know, outside of, say, like, a Repro label

sticker thing for the G1 reissues, we've never

had actual physical speakers for Jazz, and I

think it's a nice homage to the G1 cartoon when

he actually used his speakers. Yeah. Sure, okay.

I'm trying to figure out, oh no, it says not

for sale on the top of the... I was trying to

look at the top of the car and it's painted or

scratched and there were just not for sale. I

thought it might have said something worthwhile.

What are the other ones that you guys like? I

like, uh, Rekgar. Kind of. I like half of Rekgar,

how about that? The torso and the head. I like

his robot mode. I don't like motorcycle transformers

in general. Me neither. They annoy the crap out

of me. But you could get two and you could have

Rekgar riding a junkie on. That would look creepy.

Yeah, but no. How is it creepy? He wants to ride

his friend. Yeah, that's really creepy. No, um,

I I'm personally a fan of of perceptor It's interesting

because in his robot mode he screams g1 perceptor

and Then then he transforms into a tank thing

a truck tank. Yeah truck tank thing ish Which

is is pretty impressive. I mean, that's That's

interesting. I mean This Episode 80 of toy cast

hasn't been released yet, but I recorded it over

the weekend with Michael Wilson and he pointed

out that this perceptor As far as the alt mode

goes could easily be based off of the animated

Design from the cartoon because in the cartoon

when he transforms in season 3 He looks exactly

like this truck tank thing I Can see that yeah,

I want I want to be too terribly surprised if

they did that Or if that was you know in their

plan per se yeah I guess moving on here, we also

have more images of... More toys, more toys,

more toys. Yes, more toys. More images of Rumble,

Frenzy, whatever the hell it's going to be. Looks

like has. Alright, now the only thing I'm going

to say about the Rumble, Frenzy, whatever, is

two things. Hopefully Hasbro makes Rumble blue

and Frenzy red. Second of all, I hope that the

only way that I would ever get them is just for

the robot mode, because while I get that they

have to have Rumble and Frenzy in real world

alt modes and not cassettes, because most people

don't know what a cassette is anymore, I don't

care for the tanks whatsoever. Steve, go ahead.

You tell us. You tell us what you think. I have

to collect my thoughts on this infinite pile

of junk. On... what character? Rumble, Frenzy.

Frenzy, Rumble, whatever. Okay. I gotta pull

up Rumble, Frenzy. I don't... I'm clicking on

the link. Click on that link. Okay. Rumble, Frenzy.

Okay, got it. So... He turns into what? A tank.

A tank. Why? Why not? Because it's the only way

they could probably fit the back cannons in.

Still, why? Yeah, I don't know. Could you say

blasphemy? Yeah. I mean, it kind of defeats the

purpose. I mean, they're supposed to be teeny

tiny little robots. Yeah, and you have them transform

into a tank. That's like making sound wave into

fortress maximus Yeah, yeah, I mean they have

done that in the past I mean look at you know

power glide and sea spray I Mean here are many

bots that they made bigger but For me I'm looking

at this thing and Everything Looks like it's

on this guy's arms Yeah Every I mean his legs

are scrawny. There's nothing to his legs Everything

is the only thing that says rumble or frenzy

and you know what it's gonna be Hasbro So more

than likely Hasbro is gonna have rumble be blue

and frenzy be red because Hasbro That's just

my guess. When Takara comes out with their version

of it, it'll probably be flip flopped, but the

only thing that says Rumble or Frenzy to me on

this is the head and the chest piece. That's

it. And the arms are ridiculous. Well, in this

new picture that we have here from the e -hobby

listing or whatever the hell the site that's

on the picture is, It looks like he finally has

the pile drivers because the earlier images we've

seen or that I've seen, he didn't have pile drivers.

They don't look like pile drivers, they look

like tank turrets that are attached to his arms

that are pointing downward. That does not say

pile driver to me. Okay, okay, jeez. I'm just

saying. And again, again, they could be mistransformed,

but I'll stick with my PEO1s or whatever they

are. Yeah, I'm gonna guns and that it works perfectly

for me I'm not a fan of any of these new figures

other than Prime laser prime Well, I mean I like

a few of the other figures but as far as these

others They're pretty much reminiscent of their

classic characters for the most part Scourge

is robot mode looks like ass Perceptors good

jazz good tracks is good Cups kind of iffy for

me, but the rest of them I could give two shits

less really you don't even care about wheel jack

No Wow cuz for one I've never been a big fan

of Wheeljack, but he looks more like he belongs

in Alternators. Based on how he looks. Oh, it

hurts. What is wrong with you over there? Is

Burger attacking you again? No, his words are

hurting. And Grapple is just pointless. Well,

you know. He looks like a rejected G2 model.

Grapple, alls I gotta do is release a hoist and

there's two gay transformers. We already have

Inferno and the new Red Alert. There's the other

two gay G1 transformers, so there you go. The

only one that I probably would even think about

picking up out of this line would probably be

the Laser Prime and that's because I'm very selective

on what I would get. Yeah, I don't really care

for laser prime. I mean, he's not as good as

the original, obviously. Well, rarely they are.

But, it's better than not at all. Yeah, that's

true. I mean, at least we're getting some sort

of prime in the generations line. You know what

I wanna see? Since it's Transformers United Generations,

that means it's a multi -diverse group, and they've

had some beasts in there. I want to see - Uh

oh, here we go. Yeah, you know this is coming.

I want to see an ultra, or whatever, leader class,

whatever the hell they call it now, show accurate

Beast Machines Megatron in the cloak, where he

can transform - into the damn dragon. That's

what I want to see. Interesting. It'll never

happen because Hasbro will not ever go back to

Beast Wars. Well, I remember them saying at last

year's BotCon that they want to work a couple

more Beast Wars figures into the lineup. I think

they specifically said Rhinox. I could care less

about Rhinox. They've got pretty close to him.

No, but if they're willing to at least do that,

I would imagine they would want to look at some

of the cons in the whole thing and not just focus

on Maximals. The only way that I would want a

Rhinox is if it was in Dark Designs colors. Give

me a purple and silver Rhinox and that's great.

How would you just get one and repaint it, you

big whiny baby? How would you just get one for

me and repaint it for me? Get bent! Yes, but

I would purchase this masterpiece version of

Megatron and the cloak from Beast Machines, show

accurate and everything. I would pay upwards

to $100 to get this figure. I would pay probably

more. To get it show accurate it's it's it that's

not gonna happen As close as they can get it.

Oh, yeah If they made the the beast machines

Megatron a larger size class back then They could

have easily had those feet under that cloak That's

true too. I'm not expecting like 100 % quality.

I'm just expecting more than what we got. You're

mad about this. I want it now. Yes, you should

hear how bad I've been ranting about that for

weeks. It's almost as bad as Hasbro missing the

ball when Batman Beyond Return of the Joker came

out and they didn't make the future Joker figure.

Well, now wait a minute here. It's not Hasbro

that has that license, it's Mattel. No, yeah,

they had it at the time. Yeah, when the movie

was first released. Yeah Okay, well then Mattel

did it right when they made the accurate version

of the Joker from the Justice League Unlimited

and the Backflash in the movie that was that

was that was the line where they had the the

the Terry Terry Batman and they had like the

old Bruce Wayne Batman or not Batman, but just

as Bruce Wayne. Yeah. Yeah, the old Bruce. What?

What? How tall are those? Those like five inches?

Steve has and he can tell you. Yeah, they're

roughly about that. I have them in a box on my

desk. I was I was thinking about actually getting

those and I know this is Transformers, but I

was trying to because I have the original like

the very original Batman animated series Batman

figure. So do I. Do those do those scale nicely

together? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Yes. I have every

version of the Joker that they made for the animated

series. And even when they switched to the new

adventures, the new adventures were slightly

taller, but not by much. They were a little bit

bigger build. And then the Justice League ones,

the unlimited are the same scale as the new adventures.

I mean, it's slightly smaller. Basically, I mean

I wouldn't mind too terribly much if the the

Terry Batman was a smidge smaller than the original

animated series Batman just because he's a kid

and Then the the Bruce Wayne as an old man if

it's a little bit smaller just because he's frail

But I mean I didn't want it ridiculously smaller

like I have one of the Batman's from the new

adventures not not just like the animated one

is is obviously going to be shorter but the new

adventures one is taller than the terry batman

and much bigger builds so i mean even in even

the old man is a little bit bigger and while

we're on the subject of batman toys uh big bad

toy store doesn't have pictures yet but we do

have finally have a listing for the JL you three

pack of Batman Joker and great ghost which is

based off of the BTAS designs In the great ghost

didn't they have um, what the heck was that?

Adam West of voice them. That's right. That's

right. That's why I remember that. Okay That

was such a great episode. Yes, it was Good stuff

good stuff. Just just hearing Adam West do that

kind of stuff again was was really nice Adam

West every night, dude. No, I know I that's what

I'm saying I'm loving being able to watch Adam

West is Batman again on the hub I absolutely

love it my chant my television station has not

changed from the hub more than like five times

in the past two weeks Any final oh yes, I see

I was going to say to tie back in, that's why

I want to see this Megatron is because I had

to make my own Batman Beyond Return of the Joker

future Joker figure. And they still haven't made

an official one. I would still buy it. I don't

care. But I would love to see this Beast Machines

Megatron as accurate as they can get it. I shall

keep my fingers crossed for you, sir. Yes, I

would certainly hope so, but I'm not going to

hold my breath. I'd like to see a stasis pod,

too. Oh, that would be nice. That would be good.

But it would have to be big enough to where it

would fit most figures, though. Rampage. Portal

for a max scale. Yeah. And I think the last bit

of news that I'm going to bring up, I don't know

if you guys are going to bring up anything else

or if we're going to discuss anything else, was

Before this one actually broke, there was another

story on TFW that I had told Paul about off air

a few weeks ago. And I was just shaking my head

as I was reading this, and I'm like, apparently

the Bumblebee crash is going to be written into

the movie where... Ugh, God. And now it's not

going to be written into the movie. Never let

it be said that Michael Bay and his team do not

strive to make the best of a bad situation. In

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen star Shia

LaBeouf was involved in a nasty car accident

which needed him to have his hand in a support

for part of the filming. Megan Fox was there

to come with some kind of a bandage that she

probably pulled out of her stuffed bra to be

able to save his hand. How dare you, Mike? Okay,

well, what I was gonna say was, it was written

into the film by way of a space bridge accident

if you'd let me finish. Oh, okay. However, although

early in the fort - Although earlier reports

suggested that the process would repeat itself

and Monday's Bumblebee crash on Transformers

3 set would be written into the film, this has

since proven to not be the case. Nelson posted

on the Shoot for the Edit forums to dispel the

reports that the accident would be written into

the film. It is not going to be written into

the script for the sake of decency. You don't

put accidents into your movies. Not kosher. Besides

they have a backup bumblebee Well, they should

have several backup bumblebees Well a friend

of mine that I that I met up with at the the

Los Angeles Convention thing that or whatever

whatever we call it He actually was in Chicago

when they were doing filming and he was taking

pictures and doing videos and stuff I saw at

least four different bumblebees on the set so

As soon as this story broke, and there's an,

oh we're gonna write it in there, I'm like, there

is absolutely no reason for them to write this

into the movie. They have extras. They had to

write Shia's hand screw up. They had to write

that in, there's no way around it. The only reason,

you know, and I was telling you about this, I'm

like, the only real reason why they would need

to write it in is if they didn't have any more

bumblebees, and they had to wait for another

bumblebee to be made for them. You know at most

they lost a couple hours worth of shooting and

they probably went back and did it the next day

Yeah, that's true So I was the whole time I was

just like these people are retarded if they honestly

think that and I think with with Nelson saying

that this is You know in bad taste and that you

don't do stuff like that. I think that this is

the first Official information that we've gotten

on the movie that we can totally say is not just

misinformation or possibly misinformation. If

it ends up being in the movie, I'll be really

pissed off at myself that just saying that. But,

you know, who knows? Amen. Yeah. And again, you

know, I've said this before that. movie news

sometimes we have to report it sometimes I won't

report it just because it's movie news for Christ's

sake I mean we should all know by now there's

gonna be things that happen rumors and then rumors

dispelled and blah blah blah blah blah and of

course until we see a trailer whatever and realistically

I mean last the last movies trailer debuted at

Super Bowl so I mean Super Bowl is only a few

months away Yeah, we're only what four months

away from the Super Bowl isn't in like February

or something. Yep, you know, so I Mean we're

really not that far from uh From a teaser trailer

at least well, no, I mean we got a full well

not a full trailer But the the first movie we

got that stupid Mars Rover teaser thing. I hate

that Yeah, that was extraordinarily retarded

And then, you know, then the next Revenge of

the Fallen, we got like a full -on trailer, wasn't

it? I mean, it had Prime jumping from a bridge

on top of Demolisher and all this crazy mumbo

-jumbo. Something like that. You know, it was,

I mean, it was a decent trailer, but I mean,

for what it was, so, I don't know. And this is,

everybody involved in this movie is saying that

this is... gonna be a huge movie better than

all the other ones blah blah blah so yeah well

they didn't leave as much to you know look forward

to from the previous film yeah you're you you

only have up you can't you can't go down any

lower oh they hope that they can go up well yeah

well they got rid of Megan Fox that's all that's

automatically an improvement yeah they put a

Victoria's Secret model in her place that doesn't

matter it doesn't matter at least see at least

you know megan fox in the first movie was tolerable

she wasn't bad in the second movie she got downright

retarded the only the real the honest to god

only part that i actually liked where megan fox

was in it and it's going against my male hormones

and everything was the scene where they were

hiding from the pretender in the library and

her and shia were arguing back and forth and

she was yelling at him because the pretender

had her tongue down his throat. He's like, it

had a diesel -y tinge to it. That part cracked

me up and that was the only part with Megan Fox

that I actually enjoyed. Could have cut the rest

of that crap out and I would have been perfectly

fine. See, the Devastator Balls was crap. That

leaves a good comedy well in the all of a sudden

use of a rail gun Which is never featured again

in the movie you think it that if they fired

it once managed to hit them in the balls And

you know destroy them that they might try that

on the fallen or Megatron Well, maybe you can

only shoot it one time Well, they didn't specify

all of a sudden. It was like a plot device just

as bad as the matrix. Oh look at this Fire okay,

and then it disappeared never heard of It was

there was I mean there's so much that's wrong.

I mean that that could be a whole nother podcast

in itself About being the um just that movie

in the things screwed up with it. You mean the

pyramid device thing? No, you dinky dude the

the rail gun that was on the the boat that shot.

Oh Okay, cuz later All right. Okay. Yeah when

I am the whole movie was a plot device When I

think of horrible, horrible, actually plagiarized

plot devices, I think of the little pyramid...

This is Hollywood. This is Hollywood. Nothing

can be plagiarized, just so you know. Dude, the

pyramid weapon? The entire movie of Avatar was

plagiarized. The large pyramid laser thing? Well,

Avatar is a whole other subject. The whole pyramid

laser thing? They ripped that from G1 Megatron

Space Needle thing in Burma or whatever the hell

it was off the cartoon. Okay. I'm just saying

that's what it reminded me of was the G1 episode

where Megatron had the solar needle. Where gears

went all mean and stuff. Okay. Good story. Good

story. Proud of you. I mean it's just... In my

mind, you can only improve with the movie. Revenge

of the Fallen is what it is. My personal opinion

on it is that it suffered tremendously from shitty

writing that was caused by a writer strike, predominantly

through the whole freaking thing. I just think

it didn't come together very good. Michael Bay,

Shia, all these people pretty much concede that

fact. And I really hope they just get on their

game and come out with a decent movie. It's the

last hurrah for Michael Bay on Transformers,

right? Let's hope. We have anything else we want

to talk about? What do you want to see happen

in the third film? Shia LaBeouf get blown away

by Megatron. Well that's not nice. Well how's

that gonna happen considering uh, Megatron uh,

is gonna be a semi like Prime. Okay, Shia LaBeouf

getting run over by Megatron. Yeah I still don't

necessarily think that that's Megatron to be

honest. I think that's gonna be like Motor Master.

I think so and I think they're gonna pull in

the whole little drone things like power core

combiners because we've seen those SUVs driving

around and I think it's gonna be something retarded

like the power core combiners or they're just

gonna have random vehicles that Slam on I mean

they've already set a precedence with that with

Devastator from the Revenge of the Fallen movie

So my guess is that's what it's gonna be I mean

Michael Bay his when he was talking I remember

reading an article They're like, how do you improve

from the first Transformers movie? Well, you

make it bigger. Well, how do you make it bigger?

You introduce combiners to it. OK, so there's

Devastator. Now, you already have Devastator.

How do you make it bigger for a third of them?

Well, you have a bunch of combiners in the next

movie. And then they have Unicron floating over

their horizon. Yeah. Well, yeah, they could always

do that. I mean, like with the Fantastic Four.

And then it eats the planet and that's the end.

Nice. We can have you know sias screaming I Don't

know what and the problem is you know what seriously

I wouldn't be surprised You know I've been watching

a lot of animaniacs lately and throughout that

entire cartoon unlike the different cartoons

like say you're watching a slappy squirrel cartoon

the Warner Brothers and Dot would run through.

They would have these run -through gags. And

I wouldn't be surprised if the 1969 Agent J and

Agent K would do a run -through in Transformers

3. That'd be hilarious if they showed up in that

wrong time. They'd be like, um, where are we?

Oh wait, we're supposed to be at this point.

Alright, see ya. The only reason why I say that

is because when the first plot points of TF3

got leaked about it's gonna be tied into the

space race, I had just read that whenever Men

in Black 3 gets off the ground, they're gonna

go back in time to 1969. And it's like, what?

That makes sense. Yeah, I guess. Somewhere. As

long as we... The only thing that I would say...

Hey, they did it in Futurama and it worked well.

Yeah, true. As long as, again, there's more robots,

less humans, I'll be alright with it as far as

TF3 goes, but I don't know. Here's the thing.

I've said this a million times, okay? If you

take out the human element, normal, everyday

Joes are not gonna like the movie. No, I'm just

saying you can have like that No, I'm talking

about the human characters that really don't

count like Shia like this new bitch. That's the

Victoria's Secret model. You can have the military

personnel. I don't care about them You can have

them in there, but you have to have the human

element You have to have the Sam Witwicky so

that people can identify with him Make it about

his father his parents People identify with them

a whole lot, especially that... Your parents

crack me up. I'm sorry. People have bitched about

Sam's mom. She cracks me the fuck up. I just

didn't like the whole brownie scene. Other than

that, I will agree with you. She is funny. That

was not funny about that. I just... She didn't

know what she was doing. She's naive. She's like,

oh yeah, I got it from some bake sale. You offered

me a brownie. It tastes good. My face looks weird

in the mirror. It's good stuff. The whole dog's

humping I thought was funny. I was cracking up

while I was watching it. Until the second time?

Well, the second time was a little bit, yeah,

that got a little bit redundant. But, you know,

the twins, you know, Skids and Mudflap, I loved

them. I cracked up every time that I saw them

on there. I don't know why. It was just funny

to me. The only time that I really enjoyed them

is when they're in... Devastator's mouth. No.

Well, you know if he swallows him maybe they

can suck his balls from the inside out I Have

pictures of this on my Facebook I took screencaps

of it off the DVD The only time I really really

enjoyed skids in my flap was when they were with

bumblebee in the temple And they were all acting

like the three stooges And then Bumblebee just

comes over and grabs him and throws him. Yeah.

Actually, he knocks their heads together, then

throws them. He does, yeah. He does. I mean,

I can't think of a scene really that I didn't

like with those guys in them. I mean, I liked

when they were big, giant robots walking around

trying to tiptoe. And they're like, it's like

how the ninjas do it, you know, or whatever they

say. I mean, it was just sitting here and I'm

like, that's to me, that's funny. Big giant robot.

Well, not I mean, they weren't that big. I mean,

they're what, like 15, 20 feet tall or something

like that? I mean, they're pairs. Yeah, they're

tiny guys. You know, but it just I was just watching.

I'm like, that's that's funny because that's

what I would be. I'm like, if I'm sitting here

watching, I'm like, how the fuck does somebody

not notice a 20 foot robot walking around? It's

tiptoeing. I mean, come on. It's just funny to

me. And then when they were yelling at Leo, oh,

it was. That whole thing. I tell you though,

that's one human I could do without in the third

film. Leo? I have to agree. Oh God. Yeah, Leo

could, I mean, Leo I could do without. There

are a few comedic elements that he had, but I

really thought that he was kind of superfluous

to the whole Agent Simmons thing. I mean, you

get, it's kind of pointless to have two uber

conspiracy theory guys. I mean, one is sufficient.

I don't mind Totoro returning for the third film

if he indeed, in fact, is returning for the third

film, but please, stop showing us Simmons' ass.

We do not need to see that, especially in 3D.

Oh, God. IMAX was bad, but if it's shown in 3D,

oh, Jesus Christ. Well, when you can see the

crevices in the theater, it's bad. It's time

to give up. I mean, forget, fuck that high definition

stuff, we got 3D for ya! So when Devastator hangs

his balls, you'll really get smacked in the face.

Okay, so let's close out this episode, I guess.

Yeah, cause I gotta pee. You gotta take a phone

call. No, I just, uh, I just hit the thing. I

don't, I don't wanna talk to him. He wants me

to... Teach him how to do videos and stuff Why

did you give him your phone number in the first

place? Oh, he's one of the guys that I met down

here for the for the meetup All right. Well,

I guess Megatron closed the show That's it potatoes

and your stupid Unicron discussion will be completed.

I am telling you, G1 Unicron head from TFTM and

Beast Machines giant head Megatron, they are

clearly, slightly, almost the same size. They're

clearly, they're clearly, slightly, almost the

same size. My grand maul fits on Fortress Maximus's

body, whereas Unicron's cannot. They still looking

scaled to me. You're full of shit. Check a real

scale, idiot. Wasn't somebody just stick you

back in that organic piece of crap you came out

of, dammit. Why don't you go play with your tentacles?

Now, now. Michael Wilson isn't here. We can't

bring in the tentacle porn. Yes. He launched

forward and gave it to you. Well, at least I'm

not the one always fucking Barney Megatron. Alright,

this has been AGTF episode 52, we'll see you

next time. Are you done? Is that it? I kill you.

I kill you. I kill you. Stop sporking around.

Spork. This is the end. My Viacons will be on

their way.