Altered Trek
Starships, Their Designs, SpaceX, Future Tech & Our Upcoming SFI Chapter

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Steve "Megatron" Phillips
Mike "The Birdman" Dodd
Alex "The Producer" Ricci
Hello and welcome to Future Imperfect. I'm your
host Admiral Phillips and joining me again from
this side of the galaxy this time is Captain
Dodd. Hey welcome back Steve. Gotta say it's
always good to be back here on the deck of the
Future Imperfect and we got a lot to actually
talk about this week. Yes we do. So the topic
of this week's Future Imperfect as we discussed
last week was Star Trek discovery kind of Roundtable
thoughts comparing it to other sci -fi like balsar
glots good mass effect. We kind of hinted at
this last week. We wanted to talk about starships
This past week me and we have the contemporary
starships of today like like the SpaceX the space
shuttles and all that sort of thing which is
kind of neat and kind of talking about space
exploration in general but obviously focusing
on star trek ships like the constitution class
the defiant my favorite ship the intrepid and
the akira and um all sorts of ships in between.
If it's been seen on screen, hopefully we'll
get a chance to talk about it. I definitely want
to send a shout out to the YouTube channel, Lore
Reloaded. There's also Trek Yards is another
great Star Trek YouTube channel you can check
out. Yeah, so those are guys you should be checking
out once again. That's Trek yards and lore Reloaded
for fantastic resources that I was able to access
while researching some of the things that I want
to talk about during this episode, but I guess
we typically start things off seeing if we've
been watching any Trek this past week I unfortunately
did not get a chance to watch anything except
a bunch of YouTube videos, but I'm thinking about
doing If someone could give me the essential
episodes to watch out of Star Trek the original
series I think it's something I wouldn't mind
doing because supposedly out of the like how
many episodes is received like 50 something there's
79 79 episodes if he could give me the top 25
I definitely watched them over the course of
like a month I think I can do that for you. That's
I'm a counter sewer of the original series, so
Alright, so yeah, that might be something that
that like we could definitely take on because
that's always been an empty spot in my Star Trek
knowledge is the original series I've always
been a TNG Voyager guy and now I guess discovery
having seen the complete first season of that
So as always send us feedback, which I'm pretty
sure is What is the feedback address for this
show? Well, I've been using feedback at alteredgeek
.com. However, it might be actually beneficial
to use the feedback at USSfutureimperfect .com.
Which is sort of we're trying to get our own
Starfleet chapter off the grounds. I've been
putting off doing my Starfleet technical officers
courses. So hopefully this weekend I'll get a
chance to do that. I'll be the fastest promoted
ensign in the history of Starfleet. Me too. Right
now I know I'm crewman something or other. Crewman
recruit, that's what I am too. But you blow my
ass away when it comes to doing all the courses.
I just haven't had a lot of time. I did eight
of them today. Holy shit, Steve, you've got a
life. It doesn't take that long, actually. But
the funny thing, I think I'm like 50 plus classes
deep now. I think I got five more left to do
that are in my queue and then I'm going to leave
it alone for a while. But. No, I've been having
fun doing that and then I've finally gotten pretty
much all the ducks in a row for the chapter other
than I'm waiting on Optimus Solo to sign up to
hit that number five and then waiting for the
mentor ship that's supposed to kind of help us.
through this maiden voyage of the USS Future
Imperfect, and then, yeah, so that's about it,
aside from your classes that you've got, the
two or whatever, and then we get to file it and
launch. Yeah, so that's some exciting stuff coming
up for the show and just Starfleet in general
which as We've kind of hinted at and it's no
secret. The fandom is in a weird state of flux
right now So I'm really hoping Starfleet sees
a new influx of fresh blood gets new ships launched
because I know there's been a bunch of ships
decommissioned in the last little while and I'm
still a big fan of Doing the whole Starfleet
thing as being a member of region 13. I'm a The
ship I'm on right now is the USS Hadfield, which
is southern Ontario and I think parts of Michigan.
Yeah, it's Michigan, southern Ontario, and there's
like another area that kind of falls into that
region. But yeah, I'm no longer a part of a ship.
I resigned my commission on the Michigan chapter.
Well, you also decided to start your own. So
I guess you're just waiting for your ship to
be to come out of space dock, so to speak. Yes.
Only this Constitution class ship has a holodeck
and other advanced technology because it's 24th
century grade. You know what? You're basically
the Star Trek equivalent. If you've ever seen
the movie Periscope Down, they basically gave
you the diesel sub. But instead you have a diesel
Constitution class ship, which just happens to
be refitted. Yes. So, hey, in the 23rd century,
we need all the help we can get from the Borg,
the Dominion. Everybody's at our door saying,
man, we want our peace, too. It'll be exciting,
but I do like the fact you chose a classic ship
as opposed to I'm going to be the Saber class,
the Prometheus. You didn't just you didn't just
choose the coolest ship you could. You chose
something classic and iconic. And that's and
that's kind of part of it is it's iconic. Plus,
it's it's got that nice nostalgia feel to it
without being too updated. Mm -hmm. I could have
gone with the original Constitution class But
I was like, you know, it would be more fun to
go with the Enterprise a style the the Enterprise
to class heavy cruiser and so Just makes it more
fun. Plus it's smaller than the the larger ships,
which means that We're a little bit harder to
hit See, I would have went with the ambassador
class because that thing does not get nearly
enough love see that I've been thinking about
that too. That would have been my second choice,
only for the fact that I think that the Ambassador
class has that nice evolution that unfortunately
we only got one episode to see. Unless you play
Star Trek online, then you actually get to fly
the ship. And it's the actual Enterprise C. It's
another one of those Tholian scenarios like what
happened in The Defiant. Yeah, it's a nice evolution.
I honestly like it a lot better than the Enterprise
D design. Just because it kind of fits in with
that. If you were to mix the original Constitution
class in the galaxy, that's what you would get.
Yeah, and that's kind of what I liked about the
Ambassador class too. It has a retro futuristic
look. It's a nice hybrid between the original
series and TNG. Plus those warp nacelles just
look kind of fucking cool The the funny thing
about it is that's not actually the original
design of the ship really yeah, there's like
Like I think it's like a probert or something
like design that that that kind of came out Before
they they used it in the episode and it's got
a lot more Kind of funky like almost enterprise
D functions to it that that definitely got passed
off to the enterprise D But it's a totally different
design to some degree. Of course, they also had
planned on coming up with a new design for the
Enterprise A in the original Star Trek films,
which was almost basically what we got for the
Enterprise E. Oh, okay, so when the Sovereign
class, it was more elongated, more arrow -shaped,
so to speak. It was supposed to be more of a
natural progression between the 1701 refit and
the Enterprise B, which the Sovereign kind of
is. So it was kind of interesting when I was
going through the technical schematics website
that you actually get to find very easily when
you're taking schematics on all of the ships.
I mean, they even have stuff on the Intrepid,
the Defiant, the Enterprise 01A, B, C, D, E on
Starfleet Academy. So that may be something you
may want to jump into when you get time is like
the Intrepid class and the Defiant and whatnot
on there. You can do all the like the schematics
and they'll actually take you through like, you
know, you get to identify the sections of the
ship, you get to... I kind of learned a little
bit more about the class itself. It's actually
quite informative because there were things I
didn't even know about the Enterprise A that
I discovered while doing that. There are parts
of the Intrepid just by watching Voyager. I think
I could pretty much walk the hallways of that
ship and pretty much know where I'm going. Which
is a little sad and depressing but you see I
was actually talking with my wife Blair about
this tonight while I was watching all those lower
reloaded videos tonight and She was saying it
all sounds like kind of gobbly gook and I was
about to say the one of the interesting things
about Trek Specifically is it's a very tech based
fandom which basically, if you can describe the
Intrepid class from its length to how many decks
it has, to phaser emitters, to photon torpedo
launchers, et cetera, et cetera, it's no different
than talking about a car. Not really, not really.
And I just kind of realized there's an interesting
parallel us dorks can draw between Star Trek
nuts and car nuts. You may know the inside of
a Ford Mustang GT whatever I can tell you what
the Defiant can and can do What the Sao Paulo
differences are between it and the actual Defiant
stuff like that was the ship designed for killing
Borg or whatever and I found that very interesting
because I'm actually reading through another
series, another sci -fi property, which is very,
very tech heavy. And that's the MechWarrior slash
BattleTech franchise, which is nothing but stats.
Where you where you look at different clan mechs?
You might look at different inner sphere mechs
different eras and stuff like that And I once
again started thinking about Star Trek When you
start to look at some of these ships when they
were designed were they designed in the 23rd
century or the 24th century? for example one
of the videos I was watching tonight was talking
about the sovereign class and When it was designed
and it seems like it came from design from conception
to design to completion in a relatively short
order amount of time. And then you look at another
series of ships, which was it designed during
the border wars with the Kardashians, which is
what I think the 2340s to the 2360s, more or
less in their 2370s or whatever. And you can
kind of track when the Federation kind of moved
away from science and exploration. Obviously,
after the disastrous battle of Wolf 359, their
first real attempt was the Defiant. It failed,
actually. Yeah. They're like, this thing sucks.
But then Cisco pulled it out of mothballs when
he started fighting the Dominion. Plus, you know,
the writers wanted a reason to get... We have
to go somewhere guys. We're Star Trek. We have
to go somewhere. So they wanted to give them
a ship and as people refer to it as Ben Cisco's
pimp hand, which it is. Yes. Even though the
first one got destroyed, they pulled a Kirk and
gave them this like an upgraded version of the
same ship and slapped an A at the end of it.
Yeah, and it even had things like a cloaking
device, which was on loan from the Romulans,
stuff like that. It had a blade of hull armor.
So this thing could do amazing things. And the
ships, like I said, original design was to kill
Borg. But you look at how it was designed, this
thing was not designed as one ship to take on
a Borg cube. This because we saw it got its ass
kicked despite what you all might think in first
contact It was designed to work alongside other
ships of That had more firepower. It was supposed
to be a support class. Yeah, exactly It was meant
to be like a fighter that just happened to be
the size of a full -size Starship because I think
the Defiant it's less than a hundred and fifty
meters long and Definitely less than that wide
So it's not exactly the biggest starship in the
fleet. It's probably one of the smallest stuff
like that. It only has like five or six decks,
I think. See, the thing I like is it inspired
something in Star Trek Online. And this is I'm
kind of showing my hand here of my Star Trek
Online knowledge as well. The funny thing is,
is the sovereign class could go toe to toe with
the Borg. Rather easily and then you you look
at the the define and it can't well in Star Trek
online. There's this ship called the Aquarius
and It's it's another that of that similar size,
but it looks like the USS Ginola almost mm -hmm
with the ship that Scotty was on in relics and
It has the capability to cloak to however. It's
a Small starship that actually plugs into the
back of the Enterprise F Interesting. It's the
Enterprise F is an Odyssey class ship which is
even bigger than the Sovereign class. But it's
got more, it's basically if you mixed the Galaxy
class and the Sovereign class, you get the Odyssey
class, but the Odyssey class looks so much more
sleek and smooth designed. It clearly could be
for combat or it could clearly like just be for
our exploration. Like it's got the look for both,
but it's got this battleship that can launch
out of the back of the ship in this. There's
like this plating between the. saucer section
and the the main hull kind of like the Enterprise
D has where it can do a saucer separation as
well but the ship can kind of fit in there. One
of the things I actually found kind of interesting
rather is looking at certain designs of Starfleet
is you look at the change in the philosophy of
how their Starships were designed, because I
know you mentioned specifically the Sovereign
Class and how it could go toe -to -toe with the
Borg. Some of the videos I've watched have suggested
that the Sovereign Class was not actually designed
with the Borg in mind, more like the Dominion
War. Because after a refit, it was noticed that
ships, because the Sovereign Class is so big,
if you got in behind that thing, you could pound
the crap out of it. and essentially do significant
damage. After a refit, it was a lot harder to
take down. They put a lot more phaser banks and
torpedo launchers into it. So I think it's interesting
how Starfleet's mandate changed because in the
23rd century, it was very much science and exploration
because you'd have classes like the Oberth and
the Miranda class, I think. More like the oberth
that were science only vessels and you'd have
even in the 24th century like the Nova the nebula
class which basically oh They were science vessels
in the Voyager and the interrupt class Yeah,
like the Voyager is meant to be a deep space
exploration vehicle, although When you look at
the intrepid you kind of wonder how it survived
so long without being resupplied But that's another
thing to actually even talk about these ships.
You look at the logistics of how Starfleet's
Navy works Stuff like that. And I like I said,
I do find it interesting just how Starfleet after
it got its ass kicked after 359 And then the
Dominion War, they started building ships for
war. We had the Defiant, the Prometheus class.
At the time when it was launched, the Intrepid
was one of its most advanced ships. And it could
stand up fairly decent in a fight, though it
still had a science mission profile in mind.
One ship we haven't even talked about is the
Galaxy class, which was the Enterprise D. which
had the distinction of having families on board,
which is interesting because you look at the
Enterprise D was the Federation's flagship. So
it's meant to go to make first contact. It was
modular in its design, the fact that it could
have several decks and laboratories equipped
for different mission profiles. So say exobiology.
astro cartography, etc, etc. And there were families
living on board like the fact that you could
have Captain Picard walking down the same deck
as the guy who works in the cafeteria or a guy
who might work in a public library. Or the haircut
guy. Yeah, or even yeah, ma, the barber, I think
his name was stuff like that. That's fascinating.
And also a major blunder on Starfleet's behalf,
in my opinion. Yes, it's great to have Federation
be this mission of peace, mission of exploration
and diplomacy, but to put families in the way
of that, I mean, to have Starfleet Officer Schurz
with their families, that's nice and all, but
I don't want my wife and kids next to me while
I'm fighting the Borg. We saw how well that worked
out for Benjamin Sisko. Well, and I think that
the fact that the Galaxy class I mean, you even
had the Excelsior class fighting in that battle
and it got mopped. And you look at the fact that
the Galaxy class, I think that it would have
got mopped too if it weren't for the fact that
they had capable commanders helming the ships.
And the fact that too, after Viridian III, with
the Nexus, you pretty much didn't see families
on starships anymore. Which is definitely good
because Starfleet in that time, because the Dominion
War was starting to heat up or starting to happen
really, Starfleet realized we have to be more
of a military organization and you saw that design
with their ships. You look at something like
the Akira class, which was rumored to be in development
as early as the 2340s, I think, do not quote
me on that, but we didn't see it until the 2370s.
you start to see a more interesting mission profile
pop up with these different ships. Like I said,
you had the Akira class, the Sabre class, the
Prometheans, which is a ship built specifically
for war with its multi -vector attack mode. The
fact that it could take down those big ass Romulan
ships in like two or three hits and not break
a sweat. Which was insane. Yeah, which is nuts.
I mean, even a galaxy class starship which is
one of the largest in the Federation fleet next
to the sovereign class. Yeah, good luck. I mean,
we saw several episodes of TNG where they're
fighting these Romulan warbirds and the Enterprise
is like, hey man, we're in some trouble here.
And you look at the episode where they featured
the Prometheus, for example, they sent two defiant
class. and an Akira class. The Akira class was
meant to kick the crap out of three Romulan warbirds.
So that should tell you the Starfleet's military
designs. They were getting ready. They were ramping
up to protect their own assets and obviously
protect the galaxy against the Borg, the Dominion,
whatever threats happened to come knocking on
the front door. I find that interesting how Starfleet
was never meant to be a military, yet all it
takes is a couple of big instances for them to
completely shift away from it. Because you would
know this better than I. I don't know how many
science -only vessels started coming out after
the canon stuff that you'd see on TV and in movies.
Yeah, there really weren't that many science
class vessels that came out there. I mean they
were pretty much all like multi use pretty much
space exploration, but war assault vehicles yeah,
and Obviously the galaxy is a very dangerous
place because we don't know Obviously the Dominion
war has been dealt with the Borg are a diminished
threat at best We don't know what their state
is. I don't consider the books to be canon I
do consider Star Trek online to be canon though
Yeah, cuz a lot of because it it's written by
people at Star Trek and they say it's canon Then
who are we to argue plus it interconnects between
all of the different generations between? Archer,
you know Kirk everything and then beyond in the
20th century. So you get a lot of lot of time
travel in that game which adds to the storyline
and it kind of fills in a lot of gaps that are
kind of hanging out there but the Borg really
I mean they play a pretty decent role but there's
a lot that happens after the destruction of Romulus
that kind of plays into ship designs with you
know the species 8472 with the fact that the
the Breen attack after the Dominion War Then
there's the Klingon Federation Alliance kind
of breaks down and then they're kind of battling
each other again like they were in the 23rd century.
So I mean, it's kind of a kind of a touchy situation
timeline until they start fighting the Iconians,
which is just insane. There's definitely a lot
of influx of certain types of ships depending
on the situation, but there's definitely a lot
more war -style vehicles of Starships. Now, one
of the things I did mention talking at the beginning
of this episode is I wanted to mention about
our space flight that we have. Now, you kind
of look at how Star Trek has kind of influenced
it. One of the neat things, and it's not something
a lot of people really think about, is people
wonder why don't we have Star Trek ships now?
Obviously warp drive being a big thing. Why don't
we have that? Because can we reach the speed
of light? Maybe people have theorized warp engines
are possible, stuff like that. But one big thing
people don't talk about necessarily is space
is full of deadly ass radiation. And that's one
thing Star Trek has solved because right now
our best protection against radiation, it's water.
Oddly enough, it's a really good insulator and
so is lead Stuff like that's why space suits
are lined with it There's when you go to get
an x -ray at the doctor's office you have a lead
line vest on your chest Yep to protect you from
deadly x -rays what I find funny with with SpaceX
specifically is the fact that their new shuttles
have the Which have replaced the standard NASA
shuttles because they're kind of using these
now in place of NASA is the fact that they kind
of go off like a, almost like a cross between
a Star Wars ship, one of the old 70s space shuttles,
and like pre, you know, pre the ones that looked
like airplanes, but it's also got kind of that
almost USS Phoenix, Zephyrum Cochrane look to
them, and the extra rockets actually propel themselves
and land back on Earth. Yeah, I mean one. I mean
it's really neat how Automation has become a
huge part of space exploration now and in Star
Trek Specifically we see it with the isolinear
chips the computer cores the bio neural gel packs
I mean Voyager is a ship that can get sick and
That's really future predicting because they're
talking about bio Bio computers, they're talking
about quantum computing now There's so much advancing
in automation, artificial intelligence. There's
smart ships, stuff like that. I mean, we have
self -driving cars now, which are very much being
tested out, I think, in California right now.
Uber has... I think it was Uber anyway. General
Motors actually is going to have their own Uber
service which is all automated cars. So where
you just basically you call for like a General
Motors Uber and it will come give you transportation
and then it'll go park itself back where it goes
or go to the next customer. Which I think is
really really cool the fact that we do have that
I mean they're talking about automating big truck
drivers. So instead these truck drivers driving
18 hour days or whatever long it is, they're
just going to have automated big rigs. I mean,
the future is now the future is realistically
happening. and Star Trek paved a really good
way for that. I mean, you look at how advanced
some of these space probes are that are being
launched now, and you look at the stuff from
the 60s and 70s that's still out there. Hell,
Voyager's still transmitting to a limited degree.
I think we can send telemetry once every 18 days
or something. I don't know. But I know it's like
the farthest man -made object, because it's in
the heliosphere now, I think. Once again, don't
quote me on that, my space exploration stuff
I'm really, really rusty on. But when I think
about all the advances that will come in the
future of space exploration, when we can have
a vehicle that can take us to Mars, that could
potentially land there, or we can send supplies
in advance. So that's one thing Star Trek has
talked about, but it's very much in a fantasy
element, is What are we gonna do for food and
water? Oh, that's the replicator or the food
dispenser It just makes stuff out of thin air
or it uses component Or components to make make
a cup of coffee or to make a hamburger or whatever
Yet you can always tell it's replicated food.
There's an off taste to it. You just know because
they do mention that with a couple lines of dialogue
in a few episodes of I think Voyager and even
TNG, they kind of mention it. Well even Scotty's
like, this isn't Scotch, you know, and they're
like, well no, the, you know, it's Synthahall
or whatever, and he's like, you know, I was drinking
Scotch, blah, blah, blah, you know, because it
was all synthetic, and then Picard's got his
own stash of actual, like, whiskey. under there
and then offers it to Scotty and he's like, man,
this is the good stuff. I mean, it's kind of
neat to think about, we're actually thinking
about doing that because now we can literally
grow synthetic beef, which is weird when you
think about it, or we can grow food out of sewage.
Well, they can actually turn vegetables into,
because our household is primarily vegetarian
for the most part. I mean, I still eat meat,
but it's not usually in the house. But they actually
make this meat that's made out of vegetables
that tastes and looks just like meat, even though
it's not meat. See I tried going vegetarian for
a month my god, I don't know how you people do
it There's there's good vegetarian and there's
bad vegetarian. You're gonna know what you're
getting into. Oh my god This was like eating
friggin shoe leather. It was disgusting. Yeah,
there's some that's like that. There's some that's
not though But yeah, but Star Trek really kind
of talked about the logistics of space travel.
They thought about what supplies are gonna need
to bring with us. They even talked about holograms
and holosuites, and that's not just a plot device
where Professor Moriarty can take over the ship.
No, because the chances of someone going nuts
in space. are very, very realistic. Well, that's
why they have so many recreation rooms in Holodecks,
especially on the Enterprise -D, because that
far in the future, everybody's like that deep
in exploration. I mean, look at Kirk's time.
Look how many times everybody kind of just lost
it and kind of got on each other's nerves, because
when they wanted Shirley, they had to physically
go to a planet to get away from everything. Whereas
in TNG, Yeah, they have short leave chances where
they can go to a planet, you know, off and on.
But if they really need to get away or they really
want to do something, you know, whether with
their their friends on the ship or just in general,
just to kind of unwind. They've got the holodeck
and they've got the recreation rooms. Yeah, I
mean, like space like. It's always been talked
about in movies, but space madness stuff like
that. I know people on the International Space
Station They got to be very selective in what
they bring up. I mean, it's not like you're bringing
your whole library with you I mean obviously
with the advent of things like the iPad You can
bring up a lot more data, which means you can
literally bring a library with you Well think
about a few years ago. These guys are cramped
in this this space, you know space station quote
-unquote because I would much rather get stranded
on like space station k7 or something like that
over what or DS 9 then then what we've got floating
in orbit, but They a few years back and I'm not
sure how many years ago this was but it happened
they had the Astronauts on this ship kind of
revolt against NASA. They shut off their communications
for 24 hours as kind of a boycott because they
were working them around the clock and giving
them no break or no chance to unwind. So they
were just getting like really high strung. So
they shut it off and just had like a free day,
which helped them unwind and brought back their
ability to work. And that's something important
to think about in space travel too, is mental
health. I mean, it's one of the things that doesn't
get talked about. And you think about once again,
the talk about Starship design, you look at sick
bay and you look at the let's talk about the
intrepid class, how it had a mark one EMH, which
was meant to serve as a short term replacement
should the medical staff become incapacitated.
That's once again, far thinking, because if you
get hurt on the space shuttle, you're kind of
screwed. Like unless there's a doctor on board
and you've have a fully staffed medical bay you
are dog gone gone We'll even look at Voyager.
They had a moment when Granted it was kind of
a dream sequence, but where the doctor had created
this emergency command hologram protocol To take
command when the captain was incapacitated and
the senior crew was incapacitated. So it was
just him and seven of nine Fighting yeah the
Borg I mean granted it was a dream sequence,
but still like the fact that They eventually
turned that into a reality of giving him that
ability to extend his programming Yeah, once
again that comes around to artificial intelligence
synthetic intelligence because I think The moment
is called the singularity where the computer
can literally think for itself and become self
aware. I think that moment's coming sooner as
opposed to later. And I'm not talking the matrix
or Skynet or the Terminator is going to happen.
But eventually it's there's going to become a
moment in technology where we're going to give
birth to a new sort of life. And you look at
the Internet, you look at the quantum computing
stuff that's happening now, the experiments and
all these labs around the world, it's gonna happen.
And when that gets applied to space travel, it's
gonna be a fascinating moment just being able
to take in the wonders of the universe with another
life beside us that isn't like our own. It'll
literally be that companion to us. And that's
something Star Trek has shown us with episodes
like Measure of a Man, multiple Voyager episodes
exploring the Doctor's humanity, stuff like that.
It's gonna be really, really, really, really
cool just to see what's gonna happen. And Star
Trek does give me very much a hope for the future
of space exploration. I hope, I sincerely hope
we never see space warfare. I've read enough
battle tech to know the future of space warfare
does not look pretty. I've also played Call of
Duty Infinite Warfare. Think of that what you
will. Well, I've played Unreal Tournament. Yeah,
I don't want that. I really don't want weapons
that can pierce the hull of a starship and I
get sucked out through space or God knows what
else. I don't want to think about space warfare.
Sadly, I know someone in the news. Not too recently
said it's gonna happen in a few years. We're
gonna have to think about space warfare Which
I sincerely hope not Because I think obviously
we're still a long way off from phasers and photon
torpedoes But we do have laser weapons. They're
just highly experimental. We have rail guns Honestly,
I think the future of warfare and space is gonna
look a lot more like battle tech as opposed to
Star Trek. Or like Star Wars. Or like Star Wars,
yeah, it'll be high -focused laser weapons and
certain ballistic weapons. But I don't think
we're gonna have tricobalt devices. It'll be
probably more like Battlestar Galactica. It'll
be traditional ballistic weapons and nukes. And
see, and I think that's why it's interesting
to think of this entire creation that Gene Roddenberry
came up with in the 60s, because again, it was
when society was in turmoil. that he came up
with this and created this sense of hope of what
our future could be. Yeah, I mean, it's it's
interesting right now because you look at all
the upheaval happening around the world right
now. Politically, it's a very interesting time
to be alive with no matter what side of the political
spectrum you happen to fall on. One thing can
be said for certain. Change is coming. And you
better be ready for it, whichever way you wanna
fall, whether it be good, bad, or something else
entirely. I think where we take the technology
will definitely determine where we go from here,
like our destiny. Obviously people like Elon
Musk. are exploring privatizing space, but he
also wants to open it up to everybody. At least
that's how how I feel. And even your president,
Donald Trump, think of him what you will, wants
to invest in space, too, in some capacity. Well,
it's kind of the genius thing to do at this point
because not only are we destroying our own world,
but there's there's also the fact that there's
so much unknown. Well, yeah, I mean. I mean,
there's asteroids, there's planets. And they've
been speculating out of things for close to 100
years of what they think's out there and how
far things are. Wouldn't it be nice to actually
go out and test that theory? Exactly. I mean,
there's so many cool things we could discover,
so many wonders. There could be life in our own
solar system on places like Io and stuff like
that, the moons of Jupiter, moons of Saturn.
Stuff like that. There's natural resources out
there. We haven't even begun to use that could
be used back here on earth I mean the ideas of
space colonies in the next hundred two hundred
years is not unrealistic In fact, it's fairly
plausible Just can we get our heads out of our
ass long enough to actually make? Make it happen
and there's another thing About Star Trek you
talk about star bases you talk about deep space
nine stuff like that long -term space habitations
that have artificial gravity. If there's something
else, Star Trek has kind of predicted artificial
gravity, no big thing, stuff like that. Easy
transport to and from a planet's surface. Can
we do the transporters? Well, I think they've
transported a molecule across a room, so I think...
something's happening with that if it's to be
believed. I personally can't say anything about
it. I've read that and I honestly believe that
they've done that. However, the fact remains
that it also disintegrated when it came back.
Yeah, I'm not eager to try this. No, but look
at Captain Archer's timeline. He's almost 100,
you know, 170 years, 160 years from this point
and maybe 150 years at this point. But anyways,
it's still, the transporter was still highly
new and used for freight shipping and not for
people per se, although they had made it work
on occasion and they just tried not to use it.
But it still it wasn't a very trustworthy technology
and even you know in the 23rd century it was
not foolproof because I mean there was the episode
the enemy within where they split Kirk into you
know good and evil half and then you had a lot
of various transporter malfunctions you get the
motion picture where the original first officer
was going to be transported and he was disintegrated
in the pattern buffer and Then you look at you
know every other series, you know, you get space
ghosts and TNG and the transporter buffer and
You know, so it just kind of there's a lot of
Problems with the technology as opposed to taking
a warp speed space car Yeah, exactly I'd much
rather do that take a shuttlecraft as opposed
to a transporter it's just It just seems safer.
I'm kind of with with lieutenant Barclay on this
The transporters murder and I don't trust it.
Well in McCoy was the same way Yeah, I don't
trust it. No way know how scouring my atoms all
across the galaxy in I Mean it's it's once again.
One of those things you don't necessarily think
about but I I guess what more can we really say
about the ships of Star Trek? There's some tremendously
cool ideas. They've thought about logistics,
they've thought about mental health, they've
thought about your physical health, weaponry
in terms of the battlefields of the future. They
even have literally apartment buildings in space.
We look at the Enterprise D with the families
on board, barbers, guys that work at the cafeteria,
garbage men to probably an extent, hell. Think
about that. There's literally You know what?
I kind of wonder if Roombas have been Replaced
in the future by literal by literal janitors
still Because hey, someone's got to take up the
garbage. Yeah, they never talk about that So
if you know the answer, is there a Star Trek
garbage man and not just a baryon sweep? I'm
very curious to hear that because someone's got
to clean the carpets on the enterprise Somebody
must have the oxyclean of the future, but what
is your favorite starship? What's your least
favorite? What do you think is the coolest design
element of a ship? My favorite ship, like you
didn't see this one coming, is the Intrepid,
but honestly, the old berth is a close second
because it is a science vessel. I like that.
why it was fighting the Borg at several different
occasions is beyond me, but it looks cool. I
like it. See, for me, I obviously am very partial
to the Constitution refit Enterprise 2 heavy
cruiser class, which is the Enterprise A. One,
because I saw it as a child on the undiscovered
country like a million times. To I just love
the the sleekness of the ship I mean you have
the design aesthetics of the original ship along
with The new like kind of blue on the the deflector
dish area the kind of more detailed Saucer section
and I love the nacelles Mm -hmm the designs on
them by far one of my favorite nacelle designs
that they ever used in Star Trek and So when
when I I got to Kind of pick ships and I actually
have the micro machine version From the the the
little tiny ships that they they had that were
like two inch long From way back in the 90s Of
the the Enterprise refit plus I have the the
Hot Wheels one that came out. I don't know about
like eight years ago sitting on my desk and So
like I love that ship and then if if I had to
kind of choose another one I love the parts of
the ambassador class and like the Excelsior class,
but I like a lot of design aesthetics of multiple
ships but a Close second for me would be the
Star Trek online exclusive like Enterprise F
the Odyssey class Just because it's like a bigger
behemoth it kind of it takes cues from a lot
of various enterprise ships and Pieces them together
Very sleek design. I just I just like it. It's
I mean It's it's like if you took the the galaxy
class and the sovereign class and like it almost
doubled it in size it's it's freaking huge, but
I really like those designs, but Yeah, it's kind
of interesting to figure out which ones are our
favorites and which ones are not. I can't honestly
pin one that I hate because I really don't hate
any design. They each serve a purpose. It's just
figuring out which one kind of looks cool for
what it does. Was always partial to the nebula
class to because it was basically just the galaxy
class saucer section But I always just thought
it looked cool. It almost kind of reminds me
of the Miranda class Yeah, it's like a bigger
buffer or it's like if it had like a bigger brother,
so to speak Yeah, like the 24th century version
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