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CES 2022 Hardware and Tech Overview

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Yes, 2022. Although they did have some... Organizations
not show up. What did show of a really good apparently
had people pull out like almost last minute I
know which is funny because toy fair had a big
chunk of people that were still going and then
there was like some that were on the fence and
They were like, yeah, we just pulled the plug
in the whole thing And you know what, you know,
normally that would be a toy cast topic. Whatever.
This is altered geek We can talk about whatever
but honestly As much as I was looking forward
to whatever Funco was going to reveal at Toy
Fair, which means they'll probably just have
their own thing to reveal their products kind
of thing, I am glad. We're in the midst of uptick
on all of this COVID stuff, and it's not good,
and we shouldn't be doing conventions right now
until whatever. But you know what? I almost forgot
about New York and London Toy Fair because even
though this is only January 12th as of this recording,
it just, again, time for me is like foobarred
all kinds of ways because I'm like, Toy Fair,
Toy Fair, shouldn't that have already happened?
And I look at the calendar, I'm like, well crap,
it's not even the middle of the month of January
yet. Like seriously, this morning I woke up thinking,
is it March 1st? Like, I don't know what the
heck's going on with me. Well, I do know, but
you know, it's like, I don't know. You know,
at last year SDCC canceled. What did Funco do?
They had the first Funco Fair 2021 and they just
had their own virtual thing. Honestly, I'm kind
of this point that I think that these giant uber
conventions are just kind of done. I think that
The fact that they're having people travel or
go to see these I think those days are done I
think that if they're gonna do it it needs to
be virtual or it needs to Have habits Just be
on their own just throughout the year. Yeah,
I you know what? I know it's tradition. I know
that SDCC, NYCC, any insert CC here or whatever,
I understand that it's been tradition for decades
and whatever. Well, the last two to three years
have taught us that stuff is changing. And honestly,
even if it wasn't for the cost factor at all,
if I had the money to go to San Diego Comic Con,
The only way I would do it is if I was staying
with my buddy Doug from talking about my generation
podcast because he lives out there in San Diego
if I was staying with him and we were able to
just get day passes and just go for a few hours
and See what we would want to see I would not
If I'm saving my money for something it's not
gonna Be going to a convention with and yes the
conventions that have happened in person have
done a great job with all of the COVID precautions
and everything else. But at the same time, I
still don't want to take a chance at all. Well,
and yeah, I totally get it. But that aside, let's
get to CES. Yes, because CES did happen in Vegas,
even though people were pulling out left and
right. There was quite a few things. I mean,
from the automobile. automobile world, we had
BMW with the E Ink that the Kindle uses where
they could change colors. And they're saying
that the demo was showing a black and white,
but color can be produced as well. So you can
theoretically change the color of your car at
a moment's notice. Yes. Which you think would
be kind of a. It's twofold. There's one, because
if law enforcement's trying to find your car,
you could change the color. Two is if it gets
damaged, there goes your e -ink. And cars never
stay pristine for very long. No. Here's the thing
with this whole e -ink thing, as far as I'm concerned.
Now, I know a lot of people... I like the idea.
I love the idea. I love the idea of it and I
think it's really cool. However, like you just
said, the main people that might take really,
really bad advantage of this are criminals. Now
I will go back and say through digital effects
and other things in 2008 when Knight Rider got
rebooted on NBC, Kit did have, the Mustang Kit
did have like changing body types. And Kit was
a damn transformer in 2008. He has yet to become
an actual transformer from Hasbro because Universal
and Hasbro haven't done any kind of deal, whatever.
But, you know, I mean, if we can get Ecto -1
as a transformer, if we can get the DeLorean
as a transformer, I mean, Kit, come on, that's
obvious. But anyway, in the show, they show him
doing this changing paint thing in a different
way. It was more digital looking than the way
the E Ink looked and other things. I think it's
cool. I just don't know if it's a really good
real world thing. So kind of getting back into
some of the other car things we've got a number
of electric vehicles there's There's a ton of
them Sony is even jumping into the car ring Yes,
yes, they are which I'm like why I'm like we
got enough different brands. There's Edison Future,
which is like they originally were piggybacking
off Ford, but now they're kind of doing their
own. It's Phoenix Motor Cars, which is a subsidiary
of Edison Future. And they've got like electric
heavy duty or medium duty trucks. And then there's
Indy One, which is another startup company. There's
there's like the TOG brand. There's Electric
Mechanica. There's The Cadillac's got a vehicle
that is a concept. It's called the Innerspace
Halo series. And they've shown it off before
with the 3D rendering, but it's actually in person
this time. And they showed that it's basically
a bedroom on wheels. It's got a huge display
occupying most of the windshield. It's got pillows
and a primary control in sight. There is no steering
wheel or pedals. It's a driverless car. And I'm
like, nope. I have no ambition of becoming roadkill.
Thank you very much. So at some point over on
Studio 2009, we had not gotten to it yet, but
we are going to get to it sometime this year.
You and I will be discussing the Amazon Prime
series upload. They had two seasons of that series,
I believe. And in part of that, I believe What
you just described you get in you late you recline
the seat or you lay back and there's pillows
like literally driverless cars in in a television
show kind of thing and I think it's great that
this technology is here and As like for me for
someone that doesn't drive that can't drive because
of my cerebral palsy and everything else a Driverless
car would be cool, but I am wondering if it would
be safe As long as it's smart enough to be safe,
sure. Until that happens, no thanks, I'll stay
home. Oh yeah, yeah. Nope. I honestly have no
ambition to have a driving car that does it on
its own. Because the idea just doesn't sit well
with me. I mean, the only way that... Like I
said, other than the whole safety thing with
the futuristic stuff with the technology, all
of this stuff reminds me of season three, four,
whatever. One of the later seasons of Knight
Rider had an episode called Junkyard Dog, and
in this episode, Kit gets destroyed by an ant.
He basically falls into an acid pit. And he gets
destroyed and they have to rebuild him and everything
else and everybody's like it's no hope It's no
this and whatever and one of Michael's one of
David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight's line is
lines is kit is the world's greatest automobile
If only we could have William Daniels just lay
in the trunk and give us what you know live GPS
What else you got? Well, moving on from there.
They have a massage robot. It's using AI machine
learning. And it uses these hammer impact things
to give a back massage. And I'm just thinking
that would save my hand so much effort. Yes,
but I'm sure. It's not the same touch as when
you actually give your wife a massage. Obviously.
Yeah. You know, when Karen was still with us,
you know, we saw two different times we went
into a store or something or other and it had
a furniture section and it was like, oh, try
out this new automatic, like it was a massage
chair, but Was kind of like what you're talking
about and even though it's a robot and it's like
I don't know man Yeah, one wrong hit to the back
and you're screwed. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave
that there. So anyways Yeah, so there's there's
other things they had a ton of different TVs
a bunch of different monitors They had you know,
not many LED then they have like these new OLED
TVs that had other technology meshed with them
the QD OLED and then they have You know various
curved ones they've got a hundred and thirty
six inch monitors They've got 55 inch 4k monitor
with a 16 by 9 aspect ratio And then they show
that you can flip it vertically and have three
monitors basically on one screen Right. It just
I don't know. There's a lot of different weird
tech that kind of shows up. I saw new video cards,
I saw new laptops, new technology as far as Tesla's,
there's a company that's, it's Gaff Energy and
they have basically solarized shingles. So instead
of having those big giant panels mounted to your
roof for energy, you can have shingles that do
it, that are the same thing, but pigeons can't
live underneath them. Speaking from experience,
I've seen a neighbor, you know Yeah, I understand
what you're talking about because my my grandparents
house the roof, you know back 30 years ago, obviously
had shingles and The sad thing is all as I'm
thinking about is the actual shingles disease
as you're talking about this Like oh god One
of the things I've noticed that I need to look
into an actual price for it is the Noveto N1
invisible headset and invisible headphones beam
audio directly to your ears Really? So I watched
the video of this and I'll embed it in the post
so people can see it looks just like a normal
sound bar The article here says invisible headphones
sound like something out of a sci -fi movie,
but fiction became reality at CES 2022 with the
launch of the Noveto N1. Rather than physically
connecting to your ears, the N1 uses something
the company calls smart beaming technology to
supply you with music that nobody else hears.
It works by sending ultrasonic waves directly
into your auditory system, while everyone else
experiences no more than a whisper. Out of everything
I've seen at CES with all the robots and the
this that and the other thing, This is my favorite
thing probably. This is a thing I would actually
most likely try to get for myself. Because it
looks really cool. Like I said, I'll share the
video with you and I'll embed it in the post.
It looks really cool. I'm sure there are obviously
a bunch of, oh, you have to have it at this position
or that position, but it looks really cool. I
guess we should mention, even though we're not
farmers, we should mention the John Deere self
-driving tractor. Oh, yeah, I did see something
about that. Mm -hmm. See, I watch a lot of...
I would say since about the pandemic started,
I started watching a bunch of tech YouTube people,
and I'm continuing to follow what they're doing
and whatever between Michael Fisher, aka Mr.
Mobile... Unbox Therapy, MKBHD, which is Marques
Brownlee, Mr. Who's the Boss. You know, I'm seeing
all of this stuff and while it looks cool and
I think it's great, there's just some of the
stuff that just is so out of this world. I'm
like, I'm waiting for the Jetsons Age to show
up and I'll be long gone by the time that happens.
Unless somehow I can... Figure out a way to keep
my brain anyway Yeah, you just never know. Yeah
So kind of diving back in they they've got a
ton of different things Some of it digital some
of it not some of virtual reality some of it
metaverse some of it cars You know the like I
said the solar panels and then you get into some
some other tech like They have they have these
new like COVID testing machines that has like
a it's it's reusable up to like 300 times or
something and gives you results in five seconds,
but it's like these Ones that it'll take your
it's like a breathalyzer for COVID or right,
but they also can put them in the in the building
too, which It's some of this stuff's weird To
be honest But yeah, I don't know. They had some
different Ultra PC stuff. They've got some AI
algorithm kits for like Lego like technology.
There's a lot of innovations in gaming, a lot
of custom buildable PC cases just for the case
itself. A lot of VR stuff, which the VR seems
like it's been going on since the 80s. Oh, it
has. I mean, it's, you know... It's constantly...
changing, which is good. I don't know. Virtual
reality just... It doesn't excite me. I used
to think it was really cool. And I've seen so
many TV shows that have done the concept from
the 90s to now. There was an episode of Mad About
You where they did it there. There's like several
episodes of Batman Beyond where they did it there,
because Spellbinder was using it in one of a
couple of those episodes. And it's cool, but
I don't want to have to wear giant glasses on
my face in order to experience it. Yeah. Well,
then they've got PlayStation VR too. They've
got some weird robots that look like they have
an Iron Man like arc reactor chest with like
this weird bendable face. I mean, every year
they have something that's like kind of an AI
robot type looking thing, but it gets creepier
every year. Mm -hmm Yes, yes it does and then
Yeah, they've got yeah various various robots
that do things and then I the thing about the
giant screens I Get it to an extent Mm -hmm,
but On the other hand, I just don't See the merit
in having 136 inch screens Other than we can
as someone who is legally blind I Can tell you
that I Upgraded my monitor from a traditional
HP 22 inch wide screen thing to a Samsung 32
inch wide screen And do I still have my face
sometimes at like three inches away from the
thing? Only if I'm actually looking at something
or whatever or, you know, that kind of thing.
If I'm sitting here editing a podcast, I am like,
OK, so I'm going to do this and I'll work around
in the editing. But that's my microphone. OK,
this is my this is my desk. And. That's my chair.
So I am sitting back in my chair looking at an
article. I'm not reading it, but I'm looking
at the screen and I can see everything. So I
kind of get it. The problem is, is that with
these large monitors and things, unless you're
doing it for a business purpose, like for example,
and I know this will never happen, but let's
say we get We win the lottery and we set up somewhere,
whether I move to Colorado or you guys come out
here, whatever, we find a place to build a whole
GCRN compound kind of thing. Obviously we're
gonna wanna have one of these large monitor things
as some sort of overall display, whether it's
a visual of your art stuff or if it's to catch
the news or whatever. So I understand it in certain
things, but for me personally as a widower who
lives in a one bedroom, which the one like 136
inches, I don't even think that would fit on
the wall I'm looking at right now. Like, I just
don't think it would. Yeah, I don't have a wall
big enough in any capacity, so. Right, yeah.
But yeah, I I've just There's been you know bendable
monitors now Samsung involved with that But yeah,
I don't know. There's just there's a ton of new
things not I mean not a lot per se like not in
the mobile not a lot of other type of innovation
things, but they They do have quite a few innovative
things. They're just not a lot of it. There's
still no way I would want to get in a car that
drives me. It's like a mobile coffin. No, thank
you. Yeah. I mean, I like this news. Asus or
Asus ZenBook Fold 17 OLED Unfold the Incredible.
I think that's cool. It's a tablet. It's also
a smaller tablet, I guess, but it basically folds
and unfolds. And I think that's cool. If I was
going to get just a specific tablet, because
right now, I think I said this on the last episode
of the podcast, I upgraded to the Google Pixel
6 Pro when I had to change all the phone and
cable and whatever. And the Google Pixel 6 Pro
screen is more than enough for what I do. However,
looking at a foldable tablet, I think that would
be really cool. I think that would be interesting.
But is it something I absolutely need? No. Yeah,
I don't know. I think that there's a lot of promising
technology there that probably will get used
for something else and not what they originally
designed it for. But it's still cool, nonetheless.
Yeah. Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, Any advancements
in technology, whatever it is, as long as it's
done well, I am all for it. There are also plenty
of things that just don't apply to me personally.
You know, my grandfather was a gardener. He wasn't
a farmer. He was a gardener kind of thing where
he would tend his garden and everything else.
So I don't really see the self -driving John
Deere you know, thing he would need. I've known
people because I lived in Kentucky for 25 years
who did work on farms and did have farms. And
I think that would be cool as long as the technology
functions properly. The last thing you need is,
you know, you you put in the whatever directions
into your self -driving tractor to track the
corn or track the tobacco in Kentucky's case
or whatever. next thing you know you're mixing
in the tobacco with the corn and the this that
the other thing and you know You've got smoking
on the cob or something. I don't know I Don't
know so with that I Think that about rounds this
episode out. Yes, I think so, too. I Wish there
was more phone things at CAS. I know CES is not
normally a phone show We only really got the
OnePlus 10 Pro and then I, nobody in the tech
world understands this, but the Samsung Galaxy
S21 fan edition. This is their, you know, year
late, you know, whatever, whatever, you know,
cheaper model, lower mid range budget, whatever.
And the S22 is literally right around the corner.
I don't know why they. Whatever. Samsung, they
be crazy, yo. Yup. They be crazy. Mm -hmm. Where
can the people find you online, sir? They can
find me on the Twitters at SCP -21 or at StevePhilipsVO.
You can find me at TFU and Mike. You can also
follow at AlteredGeek and at GeekCastRadio. Anything
we want to do, we want to ask the audience what
they thought if they paid attention to CES. Yeah,
I mean, I would be interested to see what people
thought of CES and what they wished was there
and what they were happy to see. Absolutely.
So I think that's going to do it. You want to
take us out of here? So, until next time, get
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