Altered Geek
Customizing Toys and Gear: DIY vs. Buying

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You are tuned in to Steve Megatron on Altered
Geek. Hello and welcome to Altered Geek. I'm
your host Steve Megatron Phillips and joining
me in this episode is... Michael Booth Ninja
Powers. Yep, and we return for another episode
of one of our Off the Cuffs and in this one we're
going to be talking about customizations of...
things that we've owned or things that we've
modified specifically because of just wanting
to do it. Yeah, so what are some of the various
things that you've done, either customizations
or paid for or just modified because you really
wanted to? Okay, so we brought this topic up
earlier today. uh and i've been kind of like
racking my brain trying to think of some things
because i don't as i've gotten older um i don't
i don't do a whole lot of customization because
i don't buy a lot of toys anymore like i buy
legos and this could be anything right i'm getting
there like i you know i i buy like okay i'll
just start when i was younger okay i did customization
when i was younger i would do things like um
with my Legos. Like, kids these days have it
super easy. Like, there is a Lego Batman figure.
Yep. And there are, I mean, they're knock -off
Legos, but there are Ninja Turtle figures. Lego
Transformers. But as a kid, didn't have any of
that stuff. So, one of the things I remember
doing as a kid is I would break out my dad's
model paints, and I made myself a Batman Lego.
And I made myself Ninja Turtle Legos. And I also
made myself a Robocop Lego. And also Power Ranger
Legos. I would just paint the little Lego figures,
the mini figures. You know, I'd put the various
accessories on them to make them look the way
that I wanted them to look, and then I'd bust
out the model paints and... Would paint up the
helmet to look like the the white ranger with
like the gold and the yellow I'm sorry the gold
and the black or you know Batman with the the
yellow symbol on the chest That that was kind
of like one of my early things of like customization
One of the other two other things I can think
of up top my head were I don't know if you've
seen this you must have seen this because you're
an action figure guy probably but there was a
I think it came out with Batman Returns okay
with the Batman Returns toy line there was a
Robin okay I'm fairly sure it was the Batman
Returns toy line there was a Robin figure and
it was based off of Robin 2 yep from the comics
I had it okay that was my favorite figure and
one of the things I like to do is the cape this
is an aside the cape right it was black and yellow
yep um but it was two sheets if you got i i found
out that if you got the cape wet and you pulled
it apart you could actually blow it up into an
inflatable what yeah i did not know that it was
like it was like a balloon like it was obviously
i had this when i was a kid so i could play with
it in the bathtub but like i would make robin
float around the bathtub on his cape. That's
funny. That wasn't a mod, mind you, but I did
modify the, one of the things I did though is,
you know, Robin's got to have a grappling hook,
right? I got, do you remember Sky Commanders?
Did you ever have any of those? I didn't have
them, but I was familiar with it. Okay, well
every Sky Commander had the little bungee cable
that attached to their back. and attached to
this little wrist -mounted thing. Remember that
at all? Yep. Yep. Okay. I took one of those wrist
-mounted things, the little red wrist mounts,
and I got some fishing line, wrapped it around
there, and then I put an actual... I think it
was like a three -point or a four -point fish
hook on the end of it. Okay. For, like, a grappling
hook. So I'm, you know, 10, 12... 13 years old
playing with this action figure that's got this
ultra sharp fish hook. That's like Like just
swinging it around like it's nothing So like
I I did stuff like that like when I was a kid
I also had One of the most destructive things
I've ever done was I used to have they weren't
matchbox cars But they were days of thunder cars
they were They were metal. They might have been
match. They weren't matchbox. They were knockoff
matchbox, but they were the days of thunder cars.
So like Mellow Yellow, the super flow and Exxon.
And I remember like, you know, you watch the
movie and the cars are all banged up, but you
get the car, you buy the car, a little matchbox
looking thing. And it's like in pristine condition.
Remember my cousins and I like scraping them
along the concrete Like to get them like Worn
in like to get that that race and look that authentic
Nice ain't scraping look never thought about
that. So I I mean, that's just what we you know
what we did But as I got older like I just I
got out of I think I think my customizing stuff
kind of kind of follows the trajectory of like
My What I've done with Lego like I don't really
I don't free build out of Lego anymore I go and
I buy the kit, you know, so I don't Like when
it comes to like action figures and stuff like
that, I don't I don't kit bash or anything like
that like I I I buy the Amiibo that is the character
that I want, or I buy expensive Japanese figurines
of Samus Aran. Those are the action figures that
I want. But that tends to go over with everything.
When I go to buy something, I tend to make sure
everything about it is what I want because I
don't like... Like I said earlier, I think one
of the things that immediately popped into my
head was the only time I really customized anything
is like with a car But I don't care for aftermarket
anything like I've done the I've painted like
the grill on my volts I painted that black and
it made it look really great I've done. I've
done stuff like that. Just like modding my car,
but I've never done like I'm gonna put a stereo
in this car or anything like that, you know,
I put it I put vented disc brakes on a car, you
know drilled and slotted but you know, I I've
never gone and like Added a whole bunch of like
aftermarket stuff or gotten aftermarket ribs
because I like I try to buy Like I said, I try
to buy everything the way that I want it because
I don't feel like I have the time or the Patience
to do that kind of stuff anymore So but I know
you do Yeah, I I kind of go through these spurts
where I like to customize things and then I go
through these spurts where I'm like I'd just
rather buy it And it just kind of depends on
my mood like a few years ago like some people
will be familiar with it some people might not
I I was doing legends of the dark night. I was
really enthused with well, I think it was actually
before that podcast but I was really enthused
with Batman Beyond Return of the Joker, and I
had the film. I was like, why did they never
make an actual old man Joker in the toy line?
They had the molds. They could have done it.
It would have been easy, literally easy. It drove
me nuts, and so I customized. a uh two figures
i bought two of them on ebay it cost me like
five dollars a piece so for ten dollars and like
five dollars in paints i made this figure um
had to use sandpaper had to use like like two
different grits of sandpaper um because i took
the the joker from uh they had this like ultra
realistic looking joker that that had like green
hair and everything uh and I couldn't get the
head to come off the torso of it, and I really
didn't want to break the body, so I actually,
because his neck was so long, I hacked his neck
right off, took his head right off the body,
and then I bought a Nightwing figure, and I hacked
his head off. And then I shoved the Joker's head
in there, and glued it in, and... So then I painted
the the Nightwing like the the bird emblem black
and then I painted the rest of his body black
and painted the hands like that kind of off white
that the Joker's skin is. And then the nails
black with like really tedious painting painting
on it. And then the Joker, I painted his I sanded
his head down so he didn't have all that weird
curly hair type setup and then painted his his
head. and then repainted part of the face that
wasn't matching the rest of the figure and then
I basically created my own Batman Beyond Return
of the Joker figure and you know so it's still
on scale with the rest of the figures and I have
like the old man Bruce and then the Terry McGinnis
Batman and so it kind of went all you know hand
-in -hand and I was like okay I have the movie
set here now with these and So I thought that
that was kind of cool. So I never did customize
a figure again since that. But before that, I
used to because I had a lot of Beast Wars figures
and some of them I had doubles and it would irritate
me that some of them weren't show accurate color
wise. And so I would buy paints to repaint the
figures. And I did it as a kid. And granted,
some of the paint jobs did not turn out very
well. And it actually would get scraped when
they would transform, but I tried. I think if
I did it now, they'd come out much better, but
now I just wait for them. You get an A for effort.
Yeah, now I just wait for the masterpiece figures
to come out, and then I'm just like, I'll just
get those. See? That's where my toy stuff went,
right? Like, it's not... I gotta find a way to
make this myself. It's... I have... For lack
of a better way to say this I have disposable
income. Let me find someone that already made
the figure that I want, you know like Well, it's
it's like way to make that happen Yeah and and
so like that that's part of it and then back
in those days like when I was Real little and
I was building things out of Legos. I used to
build because you know, they didn't have Lego
Star Trek or Lego Transformers back then I had
to be creative. I took all of my bricks and I
hit a massive amount of Legos and I built my
own Star Trek Enterprise bridge with sliding
doors in the back. Everything was laid out like
the Enterprise A. I had this whole setup of how
it looked. I built the engineering. I built the
briefing room. I built everything. It was insane
the amount of stuff I had. See, I never built
that stuff. I built the ships out of Legos. I
did do that, too. And funny you should mention
that, I used to take permanent marker, which
was really stupid back then, to draw the lights,
like the different color. Like I would draw the
detail on the ships that I would build on Legos.
OK. Like for like the little dots or the little,
you know, the little specific like window effects
or things like that. Because every now and again
when I'm building with my boys, I'll see a random
Lego piece that I colored as a kid Because I
had this giant almost almost Two foot tall transformer
that I built out of Legos, which I shattered
a few years ago for parts for them But it used
to transform into a jet That was like my last
transformer world that I built out of Legos,
which was fully detailed but It was like bigger
than Fortress Maximus. But I used to build all
the Transformers out of Legos and they would
not look as show accurate as I would like. But
you could kind of tell who they were based on
color palette. But that was some of the things
I used to do. Now my thing is, is I want a Star
Trek uniform. And I'm debating whether do I make
it? Do I buy it? And so that's that's kind of
the road I'm at now. Yeah, I don't know I Was
wondering if you were gonna if that you know
if you were researching it to make it or if you're
researching it to buy it So that I don't know
I don't have the I Don't think I've ever had
the guts to Wear anything Star Trek related ever
like I like Star Trek but i feel like that's
the one fandom if you will like that's the one
like outwardly like like i will talk star trek
i will i will go to the movies i will watch the
movies i will watch the shows but that is one
thing that that is one part of like geek fandom
that i will not like advertise If that makes
any sense, yeah Like and I I don't I don't know
what it is like, you know I I would have no problem
putting like the rebel symbol or the Jedi symbol
on my car or I have no problem putting like an
Apple logo on my car I think I think there's
a difference in it though like because I used
to put transformers like Autobot or decepticon
symbols on my vehicles Mm -hmm before I didn't
have one that I had to share Which now they're
not allowed on the vehicles anyway Apologies
to anyone they can hear my cat. That's all right.
My kid did that earlier. He's very chatty right
now. I hear Hello kitty Hello, that's what it
sounded like um, so yeah, I I used to have a
Like original series Captain Kirk costume as
a kid and then I had the next -generation Picard
uniform as a kid and then I had the Basically
the homemade Star Trek generations Kirk in the
vest Okay uniform which Was my mom helped me
make it. I don't even know what we used but it's
I Did the best I could for what I had? I still
have the the flip communicator from when I was
a kid, and I have the Next Generation and the
Voyager com badges to this day. But with another
one coming on the way from the motion picture,
I still need to get the one from the the original
series films from like two through seven. But
so I mean, like I'm still like kind of debating
the whole process of it, like, because and luckily
I'm a part of Starfleet International, so. There's
people there that they all build ad nauseam these
things. My thing is, is if I'm going to do it,
I don't want it to look like crap. And because
it's almost worse if you buy one and it looks
like crap compared to if you have a good one.
See, that's where I get hung up on just about
like anything. So like, you know, we talk about
kit bashing or, you know, Making these changes
to things but like I feel like that's something
that I run into And and and you and it sounds
like you do as well like trying to create Something,
you know, it's like if you're gonna do it you
want to do it, right? Right and then and then
you get so stuck up in your head That it almost
paralyzes you to the point where you just don't
pull the trigger on it, you know, cuz it's like
you can't Either you can't make the stars align
or you can't nail down Your vision or something
like that. So it's like I don't you know, because
I can't get everything in a row I don't want
to I don't want to do this because I don't want
it to evolve over time I want to be what it is
out the door Yep, and that's that's my my dilemma
is because I've been looking at nauseam at eBay
and my I play Star Trek online. So It lets you
customize. You can choose the different uniforms,
the color palettes, everything. There's this
one uniform that they sell, but the colors are
totally wrong compared to what I want. They only
sell it for the science division. They don't
sell it for the command tactical division. They
sell it for science, not engineering. It kind
of drives me nuts on that. The one I want is
kind of a mixture of multiple costumes which
they created for the game But it's it's basically
like two of the uniforms like just mixing parts
of them and so like that's the kind of dilemma
I'm running into and because I can't get the
color palette I want and because Either the material
looks cheap or or whatnot. It's it's prevented
me from pulling the trigger all these years Yeah
So I have some people in Starfleet International
helping me research because I know nothing and
I told them as much I'm like look I'm just trying
to find out like if what the cost effectiveness
of buying or paying somebody to do it like it's
you know Compared to me making it or figuring
it out So because I think I could make one of
them Fairly Easily and cheaply but like the other
ones like there's no way I'd have to have a pro
do it But I mean that's that's kind of the thing
with anything that you're doing is like if you
kind of have to weigh the option if is it worth?
Putting time and energy into doing something
if you know you're not gonna hit that that aesthetic
and that look that you want or You know, do you
have that OCD for perfectionism or is you know,
it's just okay if it looks similar Yeah, I Like
I said, I just get paralyzed when it comes to
that stuff. Like I tend to, if I can't get it
the way I want it, I tend to just leave it the
other way and I don't even care for it. I'm trying
to think of something that recently where that
has happened to me, where I've felt like that,
but I can't. Nothing's really coming to mind
at the moment. You know, uh, so yeah I'll close
it out. Yeah, I mean if people have comments
or things that they want to say about this topic
You can use the hashtag altered customs To to
kind of converse on maybe your your thoughts
or what you've personally kind of run into with
You know when you've customized something when
you've wanted to customize something whether
you know, it's it's cost -effective for you or
you know, just It would be interesting to hear
what you you think about the situation like when
you you personally may have done something like
this in the past Or even currently Yeah, so you
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and you can get a hold of me on the Twitters
at SCP -21. I'm fairly frequent on there. So
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