Altered Geek
New Home Construction and Smart Tech Upgrades

About this Episode
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Phillips and returning I think is this like the
first time in 2019 Yes, because I think the last
time I was on was right after the new iPad came
out in November? That sounds about right. Yeah,
I feel like that's it. Michael, Booth Angel powers.
Booth Angel 81 powers. Yes. Welcome back, of
course. Thank you. I don't know if you've been
keeping up on the show. I've had a rotating panel
of guest hosts or her flying solo. interviewing
people? I'm gonna be honest I've gone like full
-on head and sand when it comes to anything.
Like I skim Twitter now I don't like actively
read it. I listen to one podcast and only one
podcast and I listen to like the same episodes
on repeat. It's retronauts. Oh, okay. I just
they released a new episode every Monday and
I gobble that one up and then I Go and listen
to an episode that I've probably listened to
like, you know two dozen times like I but I think
part of it is like I'm not Like I'm not listening
to any modern podcast. I don't listen any modern
movie podcast I'm not listening to any modern
gaming podcast. Like I'm just not I think I've
gotten to that point in my life where I know
what I like and that's perfectly fine. I'm just
going to stick in my wheelhouse. I just like
listening to these guys. I think I've said on
this podcast before about this podcast that I'm
listening to. I've listened to them for 13 years
now. That's that's something right listen to
the same podcast for 13 years totally so and
and I just I just recently back in December I
signed up for my first patreon which was their
podcast No, I just you know, I give them three
dollars a month and I could listen to all their
stuff ad -free Not that the ads were that bad
in the first place, but it just makes their episodes
a little shorter because they don't have to read
ads in the middle of them. But I felt like, you
know, you guys have consistently given me great
content for 13 years. I'm going to go ahead and
I'll throw you throw you a bone here. So that's
been that's been kind of kind of nice. And I
don't I don't miss it. The three dollars, you
know. So yeah, that's a pretty minuscule amount
per month to kind of fork over Yeah, I mean they
obviously they have more they have more tiers
But I I decided I and you know what I did I did
subscribe to another one because I was listening
to Another podcast made by the same like a splinter
group, but from like the same guys that do the
retronauts podcast It was called what a cartoon
I was listening to that and if you If you don't
subscribe you get you get their Simpsons pot.
They have a Simpson talking Simpsons podcast
and Then they have a water cartoon podcast and
if you if you just subscribe to them on iTunes
There are two separate feeds so you can just
subscribe to what a cartoon which I think is
a great format for me personally because they
They break it down. They break cartoons down
into two -part. It's like a two -part episode
for a cartoon The first half of the episode is
talking about the cartoon overall Like if the
whole history of said cartoon and then they pick
what they seem to be the What they believe to
be the best episode of said series and they do
a deep dive on that episode Which is it's it's
I think that's a really cool format And I wanted
to they and around Christmas time when I was
signed up for the patreon so one of the reasons
I did is because They set up this they were gonna
start doing the water cartoon deep dive on movies
and their first one was gonna be on mask of the
phantasm and They were only gonna make it available
to patreon subscribers and you had to pledge
ten dollars Which okay, that's not that big a
video because I listened to their what a cartoon
stuff but When you pledge that ten dollars you
get one feed that lumps in they're talking Simpsons
and What a cartoon And I basically basically
I cancelled my patreon because I didn't want
to sort through They're talking Simpsons episodes
Because because what I do when I go to sleep
is I just turn on a podcast like from a and you
know in a certain podcast and I'll just let it
play until I take my headphones out and what
I don't want to do is go from like listening
and talk about Batman heart of ice into Simpsons
episode that I care nothing about so like that
feed became useless to me as like I'm going to
sleep tight podcast because they bundled it with
something you care nothing about Exactly. So
I was like, I was like, you know, I would have
paid I would have kept paying you $10 for just
a split out feed of what a cartoon But your I
can I can get what a cartoon separately if I
don't pay you anything, but I just can't get
your your movie Your movie podcast, which that's
that's fine with me. So This is a really weird
tangent. I don't know how we got here talking
about other podcasts Well, yeah, well you were
stating what you'd been doing lately more or
less. Yeah. Yeah I went through As I mentioned
off air late because the whole being unemployed
thing I started writing for a tech website out
of Phoenix, Arizona towards the end of February
and I've probably gotten Somewhere in the neighborhood
of like close to 40 articles written on there
since then Which is pretty sizable amount Yeah,
and it's it's for consumer electronics and things
like that. So like I've written on things from
You know the the smart speakers to you know,
like I've written about the iPad at one point
I've written um what's sad is i have a document
with like because i have to because it's freelance
i have to do my own invoicing so i have to like
link to the articles and so i have to have like
all the titles and everything of what they are
um because i can't remember and uh so like i've
had like you know windows tips and like new car
tech and um you know the they had like a story
about the last blockbuster in existence Okay,
like there was like two left and one was in Australia
ones in like Alaska, Oregon That one closed that
was like the third from the last Yeah, I thought
that that was the last like at one point when
we were doing the podcast couple years ago, but
apparently it wasn't Because this one that's
left in Oregon they they sell like, you know
the last blockbuster t -shirts like and and I
guess it's because most of their town is Kind
of anti -streaming there. They're like elderly
so they don't do the whole streaming thing so
they rent videos Which I think everybody it's
funny that they they're like So on the blockbuster
thing when like family videos seem to be popping
up everywhere But yeah, so that there was that
and like I've had you know, like tutorials and
variety of other things, you know, from mobile
apps to streaming to downloading, you know, VPN,
health apps and things like that. So yeah, it's,
you know, I had to write an article on 5G, which
was interesting. But yeah, it definitely makes
me have to research a lot when I don't know something.
Now, are you are you picking your Like what you
want to cover or is someone handing you stories
to? To write in research 90 % of the time I'm
handed the story But they more or less tell me
this is what we want you to talk about You know,
like this is the topic but go nuts and do whatever
you want Okay, so They're like don't sugarcoat
it like even if it's a sponsor be true to it
like they're like we want like Basically transparency
like don't if you don't like it if you don't,
you know agree with it don't Purposely side with
it because it's an article that's on the side.
They're like just right at how it you know Basically
be critical of it if it needs to be mmm, so I
was like, okay, I'm good with that Because there's
been a few things I'm like No And I always go
over the word count I can't help it. But I don't
know, they like what I'm writing, so I guess
that's a good thing. My next one I gotta write
is on DBRs and why you might still need or want
one. And I'm trying to mold that one over. Which
I can think of as benefits, I mean, because it's
digital stuff. as opposed to recording with an
old VHS tape or something. Which I've done that
in the past. So yeah, that's part of what I've
been doing amongst other things and kind of playing
around with the whole video thing again and I've
been experimenting with Discord. Okay. And I
figured that out with Birdman Dodd because he,
for whatever reason, cannot use Skype on his
computer. I don't know if it's because he's messed
something up, I don't know if it's because of
the version or some settings that are wrong that
he's just completely oblivious to, but I have
to communicate with him using Discord or he cannot
hear me, which is the weirdest thing. Do say
though I have noticed that discord There's a
program called Craig that's that's an add -in
or extension that you can record your discord
conversations Okay, and it puts them on two different
tracks and it records them in wave format like
raw So they're not like compressed mp3. Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds nice And it's actually really
nice because and it puts them on separate tracks.
So like everybody that's on it is on a separate
track. That's see, I when I I like that, because
like when I got into. When I was when I when
I first started trying to do my podcast, like
I was going to go whole hog, because one of the
one of the nice things about like. The program
I use for editing podcasts when I did it was
called GarageBand. on the Mac and their aim client
at the time, for anyone that doesn't know what
that is, it's the AOL instant messenger. You
know, if you started a conference, if you started
a video chat or a VoIP chat using that and you
opened up GarageBand and started a recording,
it would put everyone that you were in that group
chat in on its own separate channel in the recording.
Then after that when I couldn't make that work
obviously because I would be I would have people
like locally or you know Skype just didn't work
that way because eventually no one used aim anymore
so that chat that program became useless I One
of the things we did was I would have everyone
Record their own what I okay, I would do a master
record And then I would have everyone record
their own tracks on their own computer. And then
I would have them send them to me in Dropbox.
And I would drop them in on their own line and
sync everything up. And then when that got tedious,
I found a way to at least make myself separate
and then have Skype dump everything coming from
Skype on its own track. No, at least my audio
is separate. So I've done all the different ways.
I just think it's really nice when you can have
that Separated audio because then you can adjust
levels per track rather than risk effing everything
up because One person gets a little too loud
Yeah, and that was that was part of it too is
like I was always like normal and he would be
either high or low So he would either peak really
bad or he would not be talking loud enough, which
was always part of the problem anyway. And for
Skype, I use MP3 Skype recorder, which is free,
I mean, for the for the fair use of 30 hours
a month, basically. And when you do stereo, you
can have, you know, if you've got two people,
it's basically you and The other person on a
separate track so it still kind of does that
but it's still compressed as mp3 So it's not
as as perfect as it could be per se And so that's
in that case. That's where I like the how discord
does it is You can kind of choose there's like
four different formats. You can do the like the
oh the oog or the flack or yeah wave or I just
go for general wave just because it's what I
know and I know my program will open it so I
go with that route. Either way it's a large file
so it's something I have to download as a zip
and then it extracts and then I get all the different
tracks and the metadata and everything else so
it kind of helps fill that out but I have noticed
that it's much nicer when you go down to the
compressed mp3 when you've edited. By using that
and I was kind of surprised how well it worked.
Well, yeah, cuz I think One of the things I when
I first started hearing about content creation
or getting into content creation myself I Picked
up on the saying it comes from YouTube really
more so than audio, but it's garbage in garbage
out. Mm -hmm So it's like, even though, you know,
YouTube is going to compress the crap out of
something, you might think like, well, I'm only
going to render this out at this resolution because
YouTube is just going to jank it up anyways.
No, you want to go, you know, you want to render
it as high at as high a resolution or or produce
it as high as a quality as you can and then let
YouTube f it up. Because and I believe that goes
for audio, too. Like, you know, if you Because
if you go from a low quality MP3 to a lower quality
MP3, that's noticeable. I can't remember what
we used to do. We used to do a lossless format
when we would do the split tracks. Then I think
I picked it up from listening to. My very first
podcast, I listened to their settings for the
one -up show. I think they exported in mono at
80 kilobits per second was what they used. So
that's what I always held mine to. I recorded
at a much higher bit rate and then lowered it
down to that. So it's the whole garbage in, garbage
out thing. Totally. But that's that's cool. I
would like to at least see how that works. I
mean maybe the next time I'm on we can try that
yeah, that'll definitely be something cool to
try and you know, so I was thinking because I'm
trying to build out more or less the Like the
community base for it so that there could be
like live conversations like in the the channel
more or less it seems like when we tried to do
The Google Hangouts or in and stuff like that.
It seems more like more more akin to that too
So it's the only nicer thing about it is that
it's all like on the one screen So like you don't
have to monitor anything while it's recording
Yeah, I just type in the command and then it
starts it says, you know Craig recording and
then it it starts recording and then that's that's
it It like does it during the whole thing and
then you tell it when to stop And then it gives
you the link after to download it. And the conversations
can be going on in text in the background during
the whole thing. And you can have just that screen
up. And it's great. So I'm thinking about doing
that. I've also been playing around with video
again, trying to learn Twitch. Because I didn't
much have when I used to do videos on YouTube.
I never really had much luck there and there
seems to be more of a community base with twitch
and I've been kind of watching different feeds
and trying to get the feel of it and how it works
and What are you using there for capturing or
for streaming your stuff to twitch? Well, it
was using X split, okay until for whatever reason
I updated and the stuff was I Don't remember
why it doesn't work or what whatever but it's
it's it's got an issue with some of my hardware
So it won't it won't work I think it's because
my computer is dated at this point And then they
also have like a new X split V cam which the
V cam Oh, that's what it is. XSplit changed from
one time buy to a monthly subscription to use.
And I was like, yeah, I'm not forking over money
monthly for software. When everybody else is
starting to do that, I'll find another alternative.
And so I saw that they came up with a VCam, which
basically eliminates the need for a green screen.
It motion tracks like it tells you what to do.
So it motion tracks like you, your chair. And
then it removes digitally everything through
the software with like minimal CPU usage. OK.
And it actually works like you can put whatever
you want behind it. And I tried it and it's it's
a demo until you pay for it. But I was like,
it's cool. But now have you heard of OBS? I was
getting to that. We we actually used OBS at.
My church and so for on the Mac that they have
there because we have an actual HD camera hooked
up and everything through the video ports on
The the Mac and so we stream to YouTube and everything
through that using OBS and so I was like, okay
I'm gonna try this and so I downloaded OBS set
it all up on my computer got it set up so that
I can do the Twitch chat at the top of the OBS
screen so I can monitor the chat and everything
else, if there happened to be one that is. Figured
out how to do the different sources and put the
background picture and monitor everything and
I got everything set up how I wanted. But more
or less got to create all the different scenes
that I want or layouts. But it seems to work
pretty well. Because I tried it out a couple
times the first time I did it. It wasn't capturing
the audio from the game. I was playing mm -hmm,
so The next time I streamed I did I Did live
video with just myself on there like kind of
in a mini window with a background and It captured
me fine, and I did figure out why the audio wasn't
capturing and so that that was Part of the thing
I had to figure out It was kind of a roundabout
way of getting it to work anyway, but I did get
it to work and I really liked OBS. It's just
really nice. That's what I use the couple times
I stream from my computer to... No, I take that
back. When I streamed from my computer, yes,
I used OBS. When I streamed from a console, I
was using the Elgato streaming software. I liked
OBS. This was six years ago, I think, when I
did it. At the time, it was really easy to set
up. There were a ton of choices to make as far
as getting it set up. Because obviously it's
met for like everything not just certain things.
Yeah But no, I mean I miss I miss creating content
I I need I need to I know I can say this in every
episode I've been on I need to do something but
I don't do anything I just go on and every once
in a while drop a little a little bit of my knowledge
bombs or opinion bombs on Twitter every once
in a while but That's about the extent of my
content creation these days. Yeah, I've been
meaning to get more involved and more content
kind of published and kind of feeling out what
exactly I want to put out at this point. I'm
thinking possibly I'm going to start kind of
doing a dual. record of sorts doing like a Like
a twitch stream of like live shows of the podcast
So like if people happen to Check them out on
there then great. But if not, they'll be able
to get the recording like later in the week kind
of thing Yeah So Another thing that I've been
I've been up to is So I was just living life
works been works been getting better every week.
It's been getting a little better Trying for
a new position there Hopefully that one comes
about sooner rather than later because it'd be
a Monday through Friday gig, which I desperately
want And at the beginning of the year my wife
got the The bug to build a house It wasn't it
wasn't let's find another house and move it's
let's go build the house we want so We spent
you know Jen she spent January I said I said
you know what as I told her I said if you want
to jump if you want to set up all the meetings
you want to You know do all the research you
want to do everything I will go and do I will
go everywhere We need to go with the smile on
my face, and I will do everything that we need
to do But it's entirely your thing Because I
mean we when we bought the house we have right
now we thought that was it you know but Apparently
that's not the case anymore And and and since
that ended up being the thing I told her I said
Because she always makes this joke with me I
said okay, if we're if we are moving into a new
house, then I'm getting a new TV So because she
There's that there's a running joke between us
is that where I'm always like I'm gonna I want
to get a new TV She's like you don't need a new
TV. You just got one I'm like, yeah, but this
so then I buy it and then that ends up being
then I go Well, this is my last TV for a little
while and Every time she buys a new house. She's
like, this is our forever home and Well So, yeah,
I was like, okay if we're gonna do this then
I get a new TV so She was totally fine with that
But I'm I'm excited because I am It's been a
very frustrating experience. I think that just
comes down to the builder The way they set things
up was kind of shady And You know you think when
you are paying someone to build your house that
they're going to help you build the house that
you know you want to build and that just Well,
I'm still fighting with them about it And to
be honest we're getting I'm gonna say 98 % of
the house that we want We're able to pick where
all the outlets go and I have ethernet being
run to every room in the house I'm doing ethernet
instead of coaxial cable. So God forbid we ever
do move. It'll be a really a pain in the butt
for anyone to run coaxial cable anywhere But
there's coaxial being run to the family room
because why not But none of the bedrooms upstairs
have coaxial, but all of them have Ethernet But
the one thing I'm fighting with them about and
it's so bizarre to me is I'm a home theater enthusiast.
I'm building a house. I would like to pre -run
speaker wire, please so that I can hang my surround
sound speakers and have it look really nice with
the wires all hidden and All I've heard is we
can't do that And I Just I I don't I don't get
that like you'll run ethernet cable and Run speaker
wire. No, like I don't I do not understand it
It just I I've asked them at every step in the
the guy that sells you the home He's like well.
I can't I can't answer that but when you go in
for your design decision You know they'll they'll
be able to answer that for you. You know and
like good reason like okay, and it's really crappy
because So the way it works is you sign all the
paperwork that says you're going to buy the house
from a guy that tells you that You know, they
have the final say like when you so the way it
works is you go and you talk to this guy He basically
is your realtor. He's basically selling the house,
right? So you pick out a plan you buy the house
from them He can't really tell you what can and
cannot go into the house. I don't but I don't
believe that's true at all I think they they
can they just try to get you to buy there are
salesmen. They're just trying to get you to buy
a house So what they do is they end up locking
or at least this company they locked us into
a contract Like to basically we purchased the
home before we designed it. OK. So you sign a
contract to build the home and if you back out
of that contract, you owe them twenty thousand
dollars. Like they don't even have to break ground.
They don't have to get permits or anything. If
you break that contract before they've done anything,
you still owe them twenty thousand dollars and
they can still turn around and sell the plot
of land that you. bought to build your house
on. So they just get twenty thousand dollars.
Now, after you sign this contract, then you get
to go to the design meeting. Now, remember, you're
stuck and you can't back out. So you go to you
go to the design meeting and guess what? They
no longer have to tell you, yes, they can just
tell you no. And you can't do anything about
it. Wow. So I get in there and the first thing
I ask is You know, can you can you run the speaker
wire and the ladies like nope. I'm like All right,
and then she's like but we can run I don't know
what she said. She's like we can run some type
of conduit for you to put in security cameras
And I'm like that's the same thing basically
No, it's but I'm like it's not because they they
they're gonna run the conduit back to a designated
spot which I'll get to this in a second, but
Don't get to pick where the conduit is they just
run it But I want them to run the speaker wire
to a specific spot in the in the ceiling right
for for my surround sound speakers So they'll
run cabling for security cameras. They'll run
ethernet cable They'll run coaxial cable They
won't run speaker wire So Then we get into this
and maybe I'm just insane here, or maybe it's
just me. I don't maybe I'm just insane But I
feel like I felt like I was asking legit questions
that any homeowner would have. Or maybe it's
because most people that probably go to them
probably aren't. Maybe people that go to them
are first time homeowners, but it wasn't my first
time being a homeowner. So I was asking them
questions like they asked me, they go around,
you go room by room and they ask you where. They're
like here's where the outlets are gonna go by
code for power. Okay, and then they're like we
can't move any of these That's how they go for
code, but we could add outlets anywhere that
you want So, you know you get you get to pick
out where those go and then you get to pick out
where Like I want my Ethernet ports to go in
the room. Okay, and I Asked the question where
does it run back to? Like, where is the other
end of the ethernet cable gonna go? Lady says,
I don't know. We don't know. And I'm like, I
was like, how can you ask these, how can you
ask people to pick where these outlets go if
you can't tell them where the other end is? Because.
Like if I have, if it was up to me, like there's
a perfect closet in the downstairs of my new
house, right? It's a centrally located closet.
And if I could have had them run, I could have
them run a power cord, a power block in there.
I could have them run a coaxial cable in there.
But if I can't get them to run the, but I can't
choose where the ethernet runs back to, I would
have chosen it to run back into that closet.
Because then I hide my modem and my router. and
everything in that closet and you don't have
to see any of it? How slick is that? That'd be
awesome. But no, it's pick where all these outlets
are going, pick where your ethernet cable goes
and pick where your coaxial cable goes in the
room. But we can't tell you where the other end
of it is in the house. And then it's like they
show you on the blueprint where your furnace
is and where your hot water heater is. And I
was like, OK, where's the electrical box going
to go? And they go, well, it goes in the garage.
And I said, where in the garage? We don't know.
Doesn't sound like you've got like a very good.
I was like, I was like, how do you then? I felt
dumb asking these questions. I feel like they're
the dumb ones because if they can't tell you
and they build houses like in and I think I think
the reason I got stuck on the circuit, the breaker
box is because they told me they eventually it
came out that. The all those cables are going
to run back to And this is typical with most
houses most of those cables like that they run
they come in kind of by your power box or somewhere
close to it and I remember that being a thing
because that's kind of how it was at my other
houses, and that's how it is here, too So once
once they were like oh, it's gonna all this stuff
kind of runs back to a junction box by your your
Fuse bar your breaker box. I was like, okay.
Well now I'm thinking how am I gonna mount like
I now I'm thinking I need to put an extra plug
in the garage So that I can mount my cable modem
and my router and all this other stuff in the
garage right next to the power box But they can't
tell me where the fuse box is gonna go. So I
don't know where to tell them to put a plug It
just it seems pretty asinine to me It infuriated
me because it's just like I felt I I think at
the end of the day I feel like knowing I feel
like your fuse box is Just as important as where
your water heater is and where your furnace is.
I think so, too I mean I've got in my house.
I mean granted it's old it's got You know the
the main power In the garage, but it runs to
a breaker box that's down in our basement With
a plug next to it See and and that's so I ended
up putting like more a couple more plugs in the
garage and I'm gonna make it work You know with
whatever I've got to do and when they come out
like I said, I also said well Where does the
coat where does where? Typically does the cable
company come into the house and they couldn't
tell me that either But some people at work that
have built houses or are familiar with how that
process goes It all comes in by the power box.
So wherever the cable company is gonna come in
Into my it's get my cable is gonna run into my
garage and then go into a splitter to the rest
of the house Which that's fine but if you would
if I had the option to pick where I wanted everything
to run to Like it would have been in that closet
and I had to flat -out tell them because I read
stories all the time about how the younger generation
they're not buying houses and it's like I Was
like I'm not gonna be the only one asking these
questions about a connected home You guys are
going to be trying to sell houses to people that
are younger than me They're going to be asking
these types of questions for our connected home
and you're not you can't tell them that you don't
know Like you have to be able to answer these
questions Yeah, I mean I agree if I was going
to have a new house built I would definitely
want it completely like wired for Like I would
want plugs so that I have like the USB built
into them I would want the Ethernet cords all
around the house I mean well see some of the
stuff like I now I put I did something really
cool I put an Ethernet port and plugs above my
kitchen cabinets So I can do like some fancy
lighting and I'm gonna put one of my Google Wi
-Fi routers in the kitchen like above the cabinets
nice So but like so some of the like I got a
lot of the stuff we did We we just went with
what they gave us. So because it's cheap. It's
cheaper for us to go and buy the replacement
things Like to replace all the outlets with USB
plugs like here's here's something crazy All
right to pre wire an outlet or to pre to do a
pre wire for a ceiling fan was $250 to do a pre
wire for a ceiling fan Okay. Really? Okay, hang
on. Did you say that right now? Wait, I'm going
to blow your mind here for a second. For them
to put a light in a bedroom with, you know, with
an actual light fixture, not just not just running
wiring for a light, but to put a light fixture
in a bedroom with a switched light in a bedroom
was 125. So. What did we do? We had them put
the switched light in every single bedroom because
I'll just go and replace all those lights with
fans. Wow. It's two fifty to do a prewire, which
doesn't even they're not installing a fan or
a light or one twenty five to install a light
on a switch that you can put spend the other
hundred twenty five on a fan, a fan. Yeah. So.
I even installed like when I first moved into
this house like I installed a fan in My youngest
son's bedroom and I had to buy the mount kit
Just so that I could get it so they would support
the weight up there and I I did it I mean it
took like maybe a half hour. I Mean, so yeah,
I like we did a lot of things we did because
I'm capable of changing out everything ourselves
Like I'll go like once we get in there and we
get things like situated I know that you know,
I'm gonna I'll be like, okay that right that
Plug right there is close enough for us to put
a usb Thing in i'll go and do that, you know
i'll i'll take care that i'm going to replace
all the light fixtures anyways Because I don't
know I don't know what you about you but I feel
like every single light fixture in any house
Was designed in the 70s and never updated. Yep
Like I don't get it. It doesn't matter which
house i've been in Everything looks every light
looks like it's from the 70s So now the one thing
I am kind of mad about is like I had this We
like the how we don't get me wrong. We like the
floor plan of the house. We love the house I'm
just hung up on the speaker wire which our roundabout
there, which I've been told by a number of people
Which is just go run the speaker wire after they
right before they put the drywall up Just go
run the speaker wire yourself And so that's probably
what I'm gonna end up doing And then I'll and
what pisses me off is I'm gonna end up I'm gonna
run the speaker wire myself and then I'm gonna
have to put holes And the brand new drywall.
Like, yeah, it's just it's just irritating, like
I'm going to have this brand new house. And I'm
going to have to put holes in it like it anyways,
moving on. So now the one thing I'm mad at myself
about, but which is easily correctable is I had
this. When we're getting the when we're designing
the house, I I'm really good at visualizing what
I want, and the family room is big enough that.
thought I could get two spaces out of it like
I could get my home theater space and I could
get an an entertaining space all right I won't
go into how that worked or anything like that
so when we put all the outlets in I had them
I had them put all the outlets in how I Wanted
the room to be set up at that time, okay? Afterwards
after we had finalized everything a couple weeks
later. I was thinking about it and I was like,
you know, I Think I just I want to put it I want
to I want to shift everything 90 degrees and
I want to put it on this other wall but that
other wall doesn't have any of the outlets on
it, but The positive side is that wall has two
electrical outlets on it, which is perfect and
that wall is also shared with the garage So it'll
be really easy for me to run an Ethernet cord
To like straight through the garage into the
family room So it's not the end of the world
for me to have to make those changes myself after
the fact I'm just I'm just more hung up on the
whole they won't they won't run the speaker wire
It just it just blows my mind and then of course
like I said you can't They can tell you no and
you can't do anything about it because I don't
have $20 ,000 to just set on fire Yeah, so it's
it's it's a bummer, but we've got like plans.
We've got lots of cool plans. We're gonna We're
gonna smart home it up. I've got a bunch of nest
like new nest products picked out And then I've
been keeping my eye This is the most laziest
the laziest thing ever but I've been keeping
my eye on the IKEA smart blinds, okay They were
supposed to come out on April 1st. Are those
the ones that You can control kind of like you
would like your your light fixtures or your plugs
Yep, and they'll open and close based on a remote
Yeah, so there we have our family room is One
of the choices we made the family either have
one big window or it could have three regular
size windows And we chose three regular size
windows because it gives you a bigger view out
the back of the house And we're gonna put the
smart we're gonna put in three smart blinds on
now on those windows And then the TV is gonna
be opposite those windows, so they'll be blackout
blinds and of course you can Like I'll be able
to hit a button on my phone that says I'm gonna
watch a movie and the blinds will come down I'll
be able to do all that stuff. I'm excited to
get to try that out. That sounds like quite an
adventure. I didn't realize there could be that
many headaches involved with having a house built.
That's the other thing I told them too. I said,
I didn't think running speaker wire in a house
that I was building was going to be harder than
running speaker wire in a house that already
existed. Like I flat out said that to them and
they don't they don't flinch. They don't care.
They know that they've got, you know, they've
already they've got you. They don't have to do
anything for you at that point. It just it. It
sucks. Yeah, I can I can definitely tell that's.
But we're past it. We've got everything picked
out. We've got everything the way that we want
it We know what we're gonna slowly change out,
you know After we move in because we want to
keep the cost down. We've got a nice 12 foot
by 12 foot patio out the back And we've got like
three, you know, we've got three bedrooms upstairs
with a loft and It's it'll be really nice when
it's all went all of a sudden done And we're
really excited. We've actually, we've also, we're
in contract on our current home, which means
we've quote unquote, technically sold it. So
we're ready. Our house is supposed to be ready
in about, I've been told it could be ready as
early as July, but I'm thinking it's going to
be like September. So we've got that to look
forward to this year. And then, Know what everyone's
been dying to listen dying for the TV I Decided
that I am finally going to go for an OLED TV
I'm done. I Mean as much as I love my Vizio's
and I love my p -series like I'm done effing
around I've done a lot of research in the last
three years on OLED TVs. And I think I believe
I am ready to take the plunge. OK. And so I've
elected the the LG C9, which is there, which
is the OLED that came out this year. I'm going
to pick that one up because it has a lot of it's
a little more future proof than the current model,
the C8. It has more video game features built
into it that I would I'm really going to want
in the future so Yeah, that was my gift for myself
for My wife building a new house us moving into
a new house. I'm finally gonna take the plunge
on an OLED TV So Yeah, I'm I'm still using my
old plasma which I'll keep until it dies I just
never I I wish see I I did before. I remember
it was like I think it was like six months, six
or eight months before Vizio released their first
4K TV. I. Was going to go plasma. And I had it
picked out. But it was also the same year it
was like 2014, which is also the last year that
they were manufacturing plasmas. And so I just
then Vizio announced their 4k TVs and how cheap
they were going to be So I was like, well, I
guess I'm not going I'm not going plasma. I kind
of regret not going plasma, but at the same time
I don't regret it because whatever what you don't
know you don't know and I like I said, I think
I'm just as much of a video file as I am and
as much as a film purist and I Think I just need
to I think I need to just do it instead of just
messing around with how many dimming zones a
TV has I Need to go from like, you know a TV
that has like 200 to a TV that has 8 million
Yeah, I can I can definitely see that Like having
a big monumental change So the, and I haven't
gone to look at it yet, but the B of it all is
my buddy that I work with, he lives five houses
down from me. And he came over a couple months
ago and I was talking to him about, I told him
I was gonna get an OLED TV after we moved into
our new house. And he said, Said oh really you
think that's you think that's wise because you
know you hear about burning and all this other
stuff and I said I don't really think that's
anything to like worry about the way that I cycle
through content and Lo and behold two weeks ago.
He sends me a message. He went out and bought
the OLED C8 And I was like because it was a it's
on Matt. It's not a real steep I mean, it's still
expensive But it's on a real steep sale like
more than more than 50 % off right now I was
like I hate you so much right now So kind of
show it off But I I haven't been over to look
at it like I don't I I don't I I do want to go
look at it But I don't want to go look at it
because if I go look at I'm gonna want it like
right now And if I don't go look at it, I can
at least like still enjoy what I've got So you
don't get that that instant envy then yeah, like
I I've got it bad enough just knowing that he
has it and I don't So Well, it'll be interesting
to hear more of your your adventures of having
your house built I've always been curious about
that whole process anyway, so Well, like I said,
they in the other the other thing that sucks
is Once you leave that design meeting you can't
make any changes you quote unquote can't make
any changes. Everything is finalized I feel like
that's such a Like cop out answer for them like
well because you're the one that's forking over
the money to have it built in the first place
I get like nothing major should happen. But like
if you want like some little tweak here or there
like so what I've been told from people that
have built their own homes is that And and even
the guy that sold us the home said that said
this too He said that when I meet with the contractor
I have one more shot at getting them to run the
speaker wire more or less. I can ask the contractor
if they can run the speaker wire. If he says
no, then I just need to go do it myself. So there's
still a shot because I have all the materials,
I have all the fittings. I'm not asking them
to supply the speaker wire or anything like that.
I'm not adding anything to the build cost. So
there's still a chance, but I'm just saying it's
not something that they let me choose at the
design setting, and then I don't have to worry
about it ever again. It's a bummer. But I'm excited,
we're excited because it's the house that, whenever
we've moved into a house, we've always had these
ideas of how to. Like things that we wanted to
do like down the road like we wanted to remodel
the kitchen we wanted to remodel the bathrooms
you know these types of things and Now it's like
since we had all those thoughts and those plans
already in our heads from past homes We just
went into this and the design process was so
easy It was just like well We know what we want
to be because it's what we've always wanted our
homes to be whichever one We've lived in we've
always wanted to do this exact same thing so
So you just get to have it from the get go. Exactly.
So, yeah, we've we've had the opportunity, you
could say, to have our bathroom remodeled and
certain other places in the house because things
have broken or had an issue. And so we're like,
well, it's got to be gutted anyway. So might
as well. And like, what was it a month ago? my
oldest decided to open up the playroom window
and mind you it was you know a good brisk 20
-some degrees because he wanted to wave at the
school buses that went by one of the weekdays
and being that I you know was unemployed I was
up there with the kids you know and I was running
around the house taking care of stuff and all
of a sudden I hear a and I was like and then
I hear like that and I go running and the boy
had opened up the window and forgotten the fact
that that window is broken like the the plastic
clips that hold it in place and so the window
came down on his hand which he was lucky that
the front -facing window blocked the was blocked
by the back window that came down so it only
got like his fingertips with the back window
but had the other window come down it probably
would have broken his hand but it got stuck on
its way down on the other window the other half
the window so like you know I go up there and
he's holding his hand and there's nothing bleeding
but he's you know screaming and I'm trying to
get the window back up real quick before um we
run into urgent care which they said nothing
was wrong and he was fortunate but uh yeah so
we were like yeah we were holding off on that
window because we couldn't really afford it and
I was you know being unemployed that's not something
we wanted to spend money on but we're like it's
a safety problem now so we're like uh you know
because the tax returns came back and we're like
I guess that's where that's going and so uh We
had a couple of companies come out and of course
our kitchen window is in the same state. Although
the back window doesn't come down, just the front
facing one. So it's only one window that comes
down, not both. So we leave both those windows
locked so that they don't come crashing down.
So we had to have those replaced and while we
were at it, the front bow window that we have...
every time somebody comes door to door looking
to put windows in they want to give us an estimate
on it and it's always like $2 ,300 for the front
window on its own and we're like since I already
had these window guys there I was like how much
would it be to because there's no airflow like
the the people that live here before us broke
the mechanisms and everything had to do with
opening the windows and took the screens out
and put like basically cemented plexiglass in
there So that they'll never open again And I
was like how much would it be to replace the
front window because you had to have three windows
They make you have three windows That you have
to replace at a time And in order to get you
know, they just won't come out unless you have
three windows we were gonna get another window
replaced that didn't honestly need it and I says
what about the the bow window is how much would
it be to get that tacked on along with the other
two windows and get it replaced as a flat window
that opened up both sides that we could have
decent airflow because our air conditioners also
broke and so they they looked at it and they
they did all the measurements and everything
in it it's coming in you know for under two grand
we're going to get all of it which this particular
company beat The other companies we talked to
by a significant amount because it was early
enough in the season that they were like, you
know Willing to make deals Okay And and we're
you know, we're doing like the free advertisement
front lawn ornament type thing and you know the
the sign in the front yard and all this other
stuff and so So yeah in you know sometime Either
the end of this month or beginning of next month.
I'll have the windows Manufactured and they'll
be coming out to install them That's cool. So
it'll be nice. We get a nice airflow before summer
hits If I don't find a job somewhere out of state
before then but That's that's the one thing I've
always wanted with any house. I've been in is
brand new windows like my I Every house we've
been in I've done a lot to Maintain their like
to keep them somewhat energy efficient. Mm -hmm.
You know, we keep the like year -round in the
summer we set our thermostat we kept we set the
AC to about 75 78 And in the winter we keep the
heat at about 63 in the house And we've just
you know, we've got we've got an extra blanket
on the couch and we wear hoodies and sweatshirts
And then of course in the summer, you know, you
were shorts and tank tops and you get rid of
all the extra blankets Sounds like us in our
house. Yeah, and I've got you know I've got LED
lights and stuff like that So like our our electric
bills like when I hear people talk about their
their bills and their usage and stuff like that
like at work It's just like it's like dang. What
are you guys? Holy cow Like, you know, like I've
just I'm so shocked by what they have. And like
when we went in for the design meeting for our
new house, the guy like quoted us like what an
estimate on our utilities would probably be.
And I'm like. How what? Like, because you think
you think like brand new home, you know, like
it's going to have it's going to be like the
most energy efficient, you know, thing. And it's
just like. And I it's always like that's I guess
that's like what it is for like a typical home
and I And that's and so I'm like, I'm really
interested to see like when you've got brand
new siding and installation and brand new windows
Like I'm interested to see you know, what are
what where we come in at with our with our utilities
and stuff like that because like all my LED lights
and all that stuff all that stuff is coming over
to the house and You know, we'll have brand new
brand new everything so it'll be and am I the
one thing I really really really want to do is
On my list of upgrades for the home is we have
our what we're getting a water heater You know
a standard water heater and it's electric and
it goes in this we're not getting a basement
So it's just on a slab. Mm -hmm. So the door
that would be to your basement stairs is Obviously
that's under the stairs that go to the second
floor That's where the water heater goes. All
right, and So that's just it's a it's a hole
under the stairs It just has a water heater in
it and one of the things I've always wanted since
I've been a homeowner was a tankless hot water
heater and If I can get an electric tankless
hot water heater and put it in that in that room
that closet I get that closet back Like That's
amazing So like I'm just I've always wanted a
tankless hot water heater because That's I you
know you never I never liked the idea. No one
ever likes the idea of running out of hot water
No, that's it's just the worst so That's that's
one of the things is like it's like high on my
it's like the top five things I really want to
do after you move into the house is I want to
get a tankless hot water heater because I want
to see how low I can get my utility bills and
things like that. But yeah, I'm sure everyone
is thrilled to hear us talk this in depth about
homeownership. Oh, and this house especially
that I'm in right now, the windows are shot.
All the windows in this house were shot. And
I'm fairly certain that this house was this house
was the model for this subdivision. It was one
of the model homes. So I don't think it was ever
meant it was never built with habitation in mind.
Like the seals around the windowsill like inside
the house, they weren't and still are not appropriately
sealed. So if you get a strong wind, you'll feel
it. You can you can feel it coming in from the
bottom of the window Yeah, that's kind of like
my house then because my house was one of the
first built on our block, too Yeah, and what
I did with like after we moved in is I went and
got some caulk and I caulked in this line and
that cut that cut it way down but you can totally
tell that this house was not not made for it
to be it was made to be shown and not inhabited
and when they did convert it for Habitants, they
didn't go back in fix anything You know button
it up and make it and i'm not saying it's like
uninhabitable by any means i'm just saying it's
They didn't make it like they were they cut corners.
Yes, they cut corners on it so i'm definitely
excited to see How things shake out when we get
over there and i'm so i'm just excited everything
Everything's gonna be brand new. I've never had
a brand new house Yeah, me neither, uh, i'm still
living in my um quad which is a nightmare as
far as electric and heating and Gas and everything
else. So it's just it doesn't it doesn't hold
temperatures well and I Mean I've cut down some
of it because I've done I've switched everything
to LED lighting Mm -hmm. Just as light bulbs
burn out. I just buy LED bulbs Which I think
pretty much every bulb in the house is LED now
and I had a really weird because I was using
those halogen or not halogen compact fluorescent
light bulbs in my office for a while and I discovered
that because they weren't like natural light
Color they were killing my eyes when I would
because I you know with working from home previously
it It was painful to sit in my office and when
I switched to Daylight color LED lighting It
made a world of difference like I can sit in
my office all day and it doesn't bother me anymore
My eyes don't feel like they're gonna fall out
of my head Like I had to wear my glasses and
even then it was it was bad like I can sit here
now And I don't even have to wear them and it's
it's habitable in my basement And they're bright
too, which is really nice All right, let's move
on from this adult talk this adult conversation.
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