Altered Geek
Geek Bucket List Discussion

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geekdom is TFG1 Mike. Hello. How are you? Good
good and today we're convening this podcast meeting
to Well break down our geek bucket list and granted.
We're only going to Ten But it's still interesting
nonetheless and I pose this question to the listeners
that you would also send us your geek bucket
list by visiting the website post on geekcastradio
.com so I will preface this with saying my list
I have no particular order and my list I have
number 10 to number 1 so I'm just gonna say Steve
what do you have at number ten and you'll just
take whatever your first thing is and mine is
just more so to have an order to it it's not
net one thing isn't more important than the other
thing well a couple of them are but in general
like number seven is not less important than
number two. Kind of thing but i have to number
things it's just the way i am i have to number
them but that's just the. I can find them. Because
otherwise it just looks like a blob of text.
No, see mine does not look like a blob of text.
It's a list. Anyway, this is our geek bucket
list. Oh boy. All right, number 10, sir, what
do you got? A. What? Right. Write a Beast Wars
Megatron comic for IDW. That would be awesome.
And then I have David Kay on in on it is as a
character consultant, you know, because he played
the character. And then, you know, of course,
I would write him doing something magnificent
because it's Megatron. No, it's supposed to be
excellent. Yes Who said maximal? My number ten
would be to be able to at some point when the
world opens back up or Whatever you want to call
it because I don't think even though it has I'm
still skeptical, but I've always wanted to tour
several different movie studios like Universal
Studios or Warner Brothers or like just to be
on those lots to see that that history kind of
thing. Always wanted to do that. That would be
cool. That's been one of those things I've always
wanted to do too. Just not really one of those
individuals that really wants to actually live.
near LA. Well, you know, I gotta say though,
when the pandemic hit, LA was the cleanest it's
ever been because there was no smog, because
there was no people in the city. There was people
in the city, obviously, but there was nobody
out and about in the city. I could see that.
Number nine for you, sir. Make GCRN work to pay
for itself so I can hire a webmaster Shouldn't
that be number one? There's there's no there's
no predominant order here no, but it is on the
list because Yeah, for some reason we ran out
of files again today like I don't yeah Seriously,
yeah, and I I'm doing some digging on some hosts
that don't have the file limit because this is
ridiculous. Yeah. Well, you can have free, free
unlimited storage, but we have a file count limit,
which if you have a website, it's going to kill
it anyway. Geez, that's ridiculous. All right.
This is a little different. This is a little
bit more personal because I was almost going
to do these things. I. at one point or another
was going to in my former life. Supposedly I
would have ended up living in California somewhere.
Don't know where, but... Tour, Shout Factory,
and La La Land Records. Now this is not the same
as touring movie studios. That's looking at history.
I, and I probably can reveal this now because
it's way past this, but at... When shout factory
did the twenty fifth anniversary or the thirtieth
anniversary when they were doing basically new
interviews. Way back in twenty six yes it was
the thirtieth anniversary twenty sixteen does
you know that. Call myself a transformers fan
what the hell i was going to. Be in san diego
visiting dog and visiting the other person and
dog and i were gonna drive up to la. And we were
going to tour Shout Factory and do all that kind
of stuff. But I would love to take a tour at
Shout Factory, meet Brian, Brian Warden -Person,
meet Tom Chen, meet Elliot Rutstein and the entire
Shout Factory team. That would be super cool.
All these people that have worked so hard on
the DVD sets and other things over the years
and just absolutely awesome. And being able to
meet Matt Verbois and, and, um, Oh, Michael.
I can't remember what Michael's last name is
off the top of my head, but basically, the guys
that run La La Land Records. Because I've had
a long -standing relationship with them and I
love film scores and TV scores and that kind
of stuff. Next up for you is what? Write a book.
And I have no idea about what, but the concept
is interesting to me. I've always wanted to do
that. as young, you know, young Steve Megatron
wanted to write a book. But yeah, it's just one
of those things I just never can sit down long
enough to do it. But it's always been one of
those things that's interested me, and I kind
of still would think it'd be cool to be able
to do that. Would you like some hints since I
am a published author? Sure. No, no, no, this
is cool. This is a discussion. This is discussion
for people should anyone that follows me on Twitter,
Facebook, my Facebook fan page or my personal
page that the pictures are everywhere on social
media. So it isn't like and I'm proud of it.
So it's not it took me a while. But first of
all. In, you know, over 20 years ago. Whatever
you do avoid subsidy publishers at all costs
Do not ever go to a subsidy publisher because
they blame that for people that have no idea
what that means like myself Okay, so I was going
to Subsidy publishing is you pay them up front
Yeah, I'm it that's like pay -to -play voiceover
I don't do it Yeah, not something that that I
pay attention to because honestly, if I have
to pay for it, that means that they have no confidence
and they're not helping you whatsoever anyway.
Yeah. They're just like, show me the money. Yeah,
pretty much. But I eventually did, because for
me, I've been writing poetry since I was 14.
And the way I describe my poetry style is it's
not haiku, it's not it's basically free verse.
Sometimes it rhymes sometimes it doesn't and
most of my poems are fairly bad but hey there
were apparently good enough to get three books
published. So from nineteen ninety four to nineteen
ninety nine i spent five years writing and collecting
and i even went to kinko's at the time because
it wasn't fedex back then and other copying places
in back then you know if you had things like
a. you know a book of poetry or whatever you
could have them bind it up and make a little
book for yourself kind of thing so i would do
that all the time and 1999 came around and i'm
like okay i'm gonna have to hold off on this
i graduated high school and then in 2007 i found
at the time they were called publish america
i don't know what they're called now They had
us bought out by Amazon. No, I don't think so.
But anyway, but they were at the time they were
called Publish America. They were based in Baltimore,
Maryland. They I submitted to them. They approved
it. They said, great here. You know, as long
as you agree to this contract, this is, you know,
this is our material for the next seven years
kind of thing and thankfully it's long past that
now but yeah I got three books of poetry published
and not exactly how I wanted to get it done but
at least it's done the sad thing is I don't think
you can find them anymore if you can for some
odd reason they're astronomical amounts of money
I used to have a whole bunch of copies of the
first and second book and then at one point I
just and I know I shouldn't have done this but
you purged couldn't sell them all so I just trashed
them Hmm. I still have all the actual poetry
files on on my computer So it isn't like I I
don't still have the content But I don't think
I even though the contract is probably null and
void now. I don't think I could put it anywhere
else online All righty then funny funny you should
mention that Amazon does have a publishing arm
I I know they do yeah Because I've I've thought
about using them because then it's it's um You
just have to really do your research on it and
make sure it's the right deal for you Yep, that's
that's that's all it is really Alright next up
for you, sir Alrighty go to a trek or transformers
con again I've been to both the the trek con
I was to when I was younger like really young
and Met John Delancey funny enough and he's back
in Star Trek Picard Next season. Oh, is he now?
Oh, yes. It's that is the only saving grace for
me for this For this season that's coming up
because I Truthfully don't care otherwise Yes
for me number eight would be Interview or meet
Don Johnson Now I'm perfectly fine with doing
interviews over the internet, over voice, no
video, no, not just audio, perfectly fine. So
interviewing that guy would be so awesome because
I am one of maybe three single biggest Nash Bridges
fans. I know sadly one of them passed away recently.
My buddy, Derek Ferguson passed away, uh, in
April of this year, but I would love to have
a conversation with Don Johnson about his work,
about his acting, about his style, about Miami
Vice, Nash Bridges and other things he's done.
So yeah, that would be my number eight. Next
for you. Interview Mark Hamill. All right. Well,
that's my number four and I'll tell my side of
that story at number four, but your side I'll
have to tell you off air, but I might have I
might have a an option for us. Yay Number seven
for me is to go to a TF con now. Ideally, this
would be the TF con up in Canada. So we could
really Yep. Well, they're all real. It's just,
you know, I'm just saying like those are the
other ones were kind of swallowed up by TF con
to run them. I guess, but hey, at least I don't
know. Anyway, we did on toy cast back in 2009,
20, was it 2010, 2011 for like three years on
toy cast. Back in the day, we did pre and post
shows for TF con with Daniel, with the goddamn
Proto man. And I've always wanted to go. And
it's so funny. I've actually met him. So have
I. For about two... Well, you went to a TFCon,
though. I didn't. Yeah, I went in Canada and
I saw his panel. Yeah. I did, like, literally,
I was standing next to him for about five minutes.
Didn't even realize. He turns over to me. Hey,
Mike! And I'm like... What the fuck is Rodimus
Prime doing here? It was when, uh, when, when,
uh, bot con was in Louisville, Kentucky in 2016
at the Stan Bush Vince DiCola concert. He was
standing like literally five feet away from me.
I didn't even notice it at first. And we stood
there and talked with me and Amy and. And all
that. So very, very cool. But yeah, I would love
to do that. What's next for you, sir. Well, since
you mentioned TF con. I gotta mention somebody
I met at TFCon as well that I would love to interview
and that's Scott McNeil. Yep. Absolutely. Number
six for me is kind of a fluke, but it's still
important because I kind of did it when I was
12. So basically almost 30 years ago. And no,
I didn't really do it, folks. It's a gag thing.
I want to go to Canada and go over Niagara Falls
in a barrel again. 1992, Toronto, Canada, Niagara
Falls, Canada, however you, however Canadians,
whatever. Basically at the Niagara Falls area,
they had a gift shop or some sort of... I know
where you're talking about. Right. And they had
a display where it was a fake version of the
falls. and it was a barrel and you would go stand
behind it and it looked like you were going over
the falls in a barrel and you could take a picture
of yourself or they would take a picture of you
kind of thing and I just I always tell people
that story because like it's just one of my more
it's one of several fun more interesting things
about me as a child that I've done so yeah I
would love to number one go back to Canada at
any point in time but uh but yeah Next for you,
sir All righty Meet David Kay in person mm -hmm
obviously Megatron Though the one that that means
the most to me not that walkers isn't great because
I have met Walker and that was awesome as well.
Thanks to Michael Wilson at the one of the last
bot cons But yeah, I would love to meet the man
in person considering he was my first GCRN interview
with a celebrity and I just love the list of
work that the guy does. And it's so funny that
we're putting in really folks for us for geek
bucket list interviews are going to be on here
because that's just that's our geek bucket list.
I mean, I don't have any like. I want to do the
Tour de France or I want to go over to London
and see Big Ben or or see the London Eye or sail
the River Thames. I won't do all that. It's too
much work. That's why you write a movie that
that features all that so you can go on vacation
there. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But yeah, no, I mean,
that would be awesome. And it's so funny because
we're coming up on 10. Yeah. Yeah, it's been
about 10, 11 years since we've done those original
interviews. So it's been 10 years since we talked
to him last, I think. Yeah, it has the only time
we ever did talk to him. So yeah, I'll have to
we talked to him again for for animated right
in 2011. Yeah. So we've talked to David K. twice.
I've talked to Gary Chalk twice. Yeah, I'll have
to get those guys back on, especially since Kingdom
is is Kingdom. Well, and and we're 25 years of
Beast Wars. Yep. For me, number five would be
and I don't know how I would do this, but. Because
they are so big, I would have to find a focus.
To you know like one Avenue like one package
kind of thing attend San Diego Comic -Con and
New York City Comic -Con That's a tall order
my friend No, I I know and I'm probably again
This is why it's on a bucket list most of your
items on your bucket list a good majority of
them You don't ever really achieve Unless somehow
you become a millionaire. Yeah, some of mine
are you know attainable but Well, yes. And most
of mine, I think are attainable, but it's just,
that was the one where I'm like, Hey, I spent
six hours in 2010 or 2012 on a call with Radio
Free Cybertron. And we went through everything
SDCC Saturday that year. So if I can spend six
hours on a Skype call, I'm sure I can figure
out a way to get, and Hey, I'm closer now to
SDCC than I've ever been living in Washington
state. I'm closer to being not in Michigan. True.
Exactly. Hey, we could go to SDCC and ECCC, which
is Emerald City. Emerald City Comic Con up in
Seattle. Seattle is three hours away. I can get
there. I can go to ECCC. Yeah, sure. Cool. I
don't know, but it's like SDCC and NYCC. We're
always those, you know, SDCC is the summer show.
NYCC is kind of the the fall winter show because
it usually happens in October in New York. And
I just always wanted to do that. I guess next
for you would be what? All righty. So we're getting
down to some of the nitty gritty here. Yes, we
are. All right, obtain show accurate and masterpiece
toys of Transmetal Megatron Optimal Megatron
And the Beast Machines Megatron that has the
cloak. Yep cloaked Megatron. I mentioned that
on Rodimus Primal's stream the other night a
couple weeks ago when I don't know when this
show is gonna air but I was it was in the chat
room on Rodimus Primal's YouTube stream a couple
weeks ago and I guess YouTube streaming, you
can show the comments in the stream kind of thing.
And, you know, they were asking about toys and
things like that. And the first thing I said,
I want masterpiece cloaked Megatron from beast
or from beast machines. For me, number four would
be interview Mark Hamill. I bent over backwards
in my emails. I was polite as hell. I. Just always
wanted to check in with his agents and say, hey,
I understand he's very busy. We just want to
ask him 10 or 20 questions. And it was always
no, no, no, no, no. And it's not their fault.
The man was super busy. He's always super busy.
He's always doing something. I mean, you know,
so but yeah, that was my tail end of the Mark
Hamill thing was like, I'm like, literally two
steps away from begging. His agent for us to
email for us to interview him, but but yeah,
who knows maybe one of these days next for you
Become a mainstream voice actor Yeah, that that
could be attainable you're You're doing it full
-time now. There's no car dealership or pizza
place anymore for you. No So I mean granted I
produce an audio program, so it's I kind of have
an in there yeah So it's it's a little easier
for me to To get casted granted. I still have
to pass it by the casting director, but most
the time They're like yeah, I go for it Steve
Sure cool number three for me Is interview a
man I met when I was six years old? Imagine it,
folks. Boston, Massachusetts. The Boston Budweiser
Expo. First thing I did was stand out in front
of the Ecto -1 car that they had on display.
The next thing I did was stand in front of and
then sit in the Knight Industries 2000. The third
thing I did was take a picture with David Hasselhoff.
I have always wanted to interview that guy. Because
Knight Rider next to Transformers, Knight Rider
is my number one 80s property personally. As
far as live action shows go, and I always I could
see that with you. I've always wanted to talk
to that guy. Number two for you, sir. I think
I only have one left technically. Okay, well
then. Be Beast Wars Megatron or a character in
a future Beast Wars reboot. Well, maybe if we
interview David Kay again, you know, he'll give
you his blessing. Hey, I mean, Bob Bergen got
Porky Pig, so you never know. Well, as sad as
it is, they did replace Gary Chalk in... Combiner
Wars the Prime Wars trilogy because with Ron
Perlman it didn't it didn't fit hmm no all right
so my number two and number one I'll go together
because it's all about Funko pops go to Funko
HQ and get a pop of myself. So Funko has this
pop yourself thing where you can go there, you
can pay 25 bucks and you can select certain items
and create your own version. Basically think
of, was it Howard and Raj? The episode in the
Big Bang Theory when they spent like $500 each
to make action figures of themselves. I can.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
I can have Karen drive us three hours and I can
have a Funko Pop of myself and of her and of
the cat probably. I don't know, but it's just
one of the things where, oh, that would be super
cool. And then the number one thing for me would
be to go to Nashville, Tennessee to see my buddy
Wes at Poppin' Off Toys because ever since I've
been talking about Funko Pops, ever since Wes
and I did that that episode on GeekCast Radio
about Funko right after Toy Fair last year or
the year. I forget when it was. Anyway. Popping
off toys, he's been running that business. He's
been running his business since four or five
years now, and he just opened his first actual
store. So I would love to be able to go to Nashville
and pop into the popping off toys store. That
would be cool. Nice. Yep. So those are our geek
bucket lists, folks. What would be on your geek
bucket list? You can comment on the post and
let us know. Yeah, because honestly, I'd be curious
to hear what everybody says. Absolutely. That
would be fun. So what should we talk about next
time? Next time, I've already got it because
we're going to record it next, actually. This
is all your fault. All your fault. No, it's not.
Yes, it is actually. No, it's not. Yes, it is
actually. You know why it's all your fault? Because
TV ads really are that bad. So I think it would
be cool. Hey, I'm going to go off of what your
article says. And I'm gonna give you know, I'm
gonna give my reaction to it and I will say now
as kind of a teaser for next time There is one
show that I don't mind that has ads one television
show out of all the TV I've ever watched there's
one show that I do not mind ads on but yes Why
TV ads aren't really that bad next time on Altered
Geek. So until next time, get altered, get geeky
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