Altered Geek
Gaming Disappointments, Digital Distribution, and the Shift to Multiplayer-Only Games

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Altered Geek Unlimited, episode 60. Oh my god!
I know, I don't know if it's actually ahead or
even with... Off the cuff, I think it's still
one behind, isn't it? No, you're ahead now. You're
two ahead, so. Oh, yay! Because I got lazy. Trust
me, I was totally conscious of the fact that
I was letting you... That you repair it's like
first week. I was like, okay now we're even the
second week goes like I guess you can have it
As a crazy Charlie Sheen would say winning but
Sorry bad bad joke, um So what's what's been
going on with you guys? Well, I'm having a pleasant
day What is what does this episode typically
go up? It'll be up Friday. This is Tuesday. So
as of right now, I'm on a plane to Las Vegas
on broadcasting from the future My mixer or died
this week and it's how I record all my shows
how they always sound super professional awesome
Yeah, my nice 4 -channel mixer my Behringer bit
the dust this week and this thing When I lose
a piece of technology, it's like losing a child
Like I love this thing like hell I cried when
my ps3 died When this thing died I went into
a furious rage because I'm like live damn it
live Like literally I was like pounding the table.
It never gets any easier So that's been my week
although Like this weekend I get to hang with
UFC fighters George St. Pierre and I'm just gonna
talk about Captain America the whole time because
he was bat rock in winter soldier oh nice i'm
gonna say yeah i've never seen you fight but
you fought captain america so how was that and
yeah it's gonna be interesting so it's being
sponsored by nos energy drink and 7 -eleven so
i'll let this still exist yeah it's gonna be
interesting to do this because my wife can't
drink nos energy drink because she's got a like
uh blood pressure problem Whereas they're gonna
expect me to drink all this and awesome like
are you sure you want to make this decision?
Cuz there's no going back. I Know what you get
like on Red Bull, so oh boy fun, but I get to
see Penn and Teller So I'm pretty excited for
that that will be cool. Yeah, so I'm hoping I
get to cruise around Las Vegas and not burn the
place to the ground So this week has definitely
been a mixed bag Well, first of all, poor one
out for broken technology. That's right. Man,
I can't think of the last time I had something
break on me, knock on wood. Now I've been, geez,
what have I been doing? I've seen you play Destiny
a bit. Yeah, I mean I'm so wow it's weird like
when I sit down and play that game with my friends
I'm having a blast and then as soon as I sign
off I'm in the off -the -cuff Facebook chat And
my friends and I are just tearing that game apart
It closed Luke cave so I was very sad I mean
there's more there's other Luke caves, so we're
not worried about that, but we're just like But
you know that we jump back out and we play it
and we're having fun, we're having a good time
and then we jump off and then we're just, you
know, talking about, it's like we were talking
about Fred behind his back. It's like, yeah,
we have fun hanging out with you. And then you
get off and man, that guy's a dick. I mean, basically
that's how destiny is for us. And it's weird
because I don't think, I know Danner and Joe
have had experience with MMOs. before with City
of Heroes, but myself and my wife and I believe
Shaunzy We've never really experienced an MMO
We've always played games that are pretty much
feature complete from the beginning not games
that evolve over time And We just aren't it's
very hard for us to get in the mindset of playing
Destiny because when you sit back one of the
best things I heard And it kind of makes me think
is that About destiny is that it does not feel
like a game that was in development for the shipped
product mind you Does not feel like a game that
was in development for five years by a team of
500 people that cost $250 to make The shipped
product does not feel that way and There's a
lot of stuff that's been coming out on reddit
about Like what happened to the game in the last
12 months because people have been compiling
like from the The video documentaries that bungee
did for the game saying like this is gonna be
in the game And that's gonna be in the game and
you're gonna be able to do this and that and
the other stuff People have been compiling all
those videos and and writing that stuff down
and then none of that stuff is present in the
game that some people have had where it shows
all the new content that's going to come out?
Yes, and what's really disappointing about that
is that content is actually sitting on everyone's
system. Fuck me. Are you going to access it?
I don't know if people were able to access it
or not. I just know that it's sitting on everyone's
system, and that's another thing that we got
in the off -the -cuff argument we got into was
about It wasn't so much because that came as
like part of the day one patch put destiny in
you start installing it and then you turn it
on you download another 15 gigabytes of game
data and Everyone was kind of like well, what
is this stuff? Well now we know what that stuff
was It's the story DLC that was supposed to come
out in December and it's the and then the second
one comes out in Like January or February and
you're gonna have to pay another $15 15 to $20
for that content if you didn't get a season pass
But The argument that we kind of got into in
the Facebook chat was, you know, what's about
day one patches? And I said, there's a difference
between a day one, like most day one patches
for video games are balanced patches. They're
like little like 10 megabyte files that, you
know, maybe they clean up the control scheme
or they fix like some crazy enemy AI that was
like way out of hand in, you know, the game that
won gold. And that's what that is. It's not.
15 gigs of story content that we're going to
sell you later So there's some some strife about
that because one of the things I was really hoping
for was that the Story DLC for the game and anyone
else listening to this and listens off the cuff
you're probably gonna hear me repeat the same
stuff over again, but I I was hoping that with
that DLC that they might be able to expand on
Destiny and open it up a little bit make it feel
a little more natural instead of a stiff stiff
as it is but the fact that a lot of that DLC
is already on people's consoles just waiting
for them to You know buy an unlock code for Means
that it's gonna be more of the same where you
run around with your tinklebot and stick them
in a computer And he sets off an alarm and then
you start shooting stuff because he doesn't know
how to hack properly I'm really sick of companies
doing the whole on disc DLC or like you said
day one patches. It's a really unpleasant Side
effect of game development today. I mean EA's
pulled this shit Capcom is notorious for this
shit I think there's a difference between like
a day one Like I said, I think there's a difference
between on disc DLC and a day one patch like
I really do and Like I don't like the day I hate
the on disk DLC, which is one of the reasons
why I'm like this annoys me because You know
this should not have happened at least I should
have downloaded 15 gigabytes the day it came
out You know, I should not have downloaded all
this stuff already You know that that should
be hidden in a patch that like borderlands did
it borderlands would release a patch Like two
days before their DLC came out that everybody
had to download but you know That's just so you
could still play with your friends if they bought
the DLC and got a gun That you didn't have you
know what i'm saying? Yeah um Like what what
destiny did is is completely crazy and what's
weird is they didn't tell anybody what it was
the other game that I can think of that did this
recently was infamous second son when you put
that game in it downloads another five gigabytes
off of the internet for the game, but Sucker
Punch told you what that was for It's for expanded
content like they added Between the going gold
and The game that was released they added in
a whole bunch of like, you know Piddly little
side quests and stuff just to kind of pad the
game out which was fine And that's what they
said. They said when you when you boot it up
You'll be downloading all the side quests the
game comes with all the story missions on it
Yeah, and now here's all the side quests that
you're gonna be able to do if you choose to do
it But they didn't charge you for it. They weren't
like Here, pay us $60 for the story and then
now pay us another $5 to $10 for the side quests.
It was just, you know, we wanted to work on these
while the game, you know, the game was in certification
and now they're done and you can have them. But
here's the rest of the game we are working on.
Now, my fear with Destiny and just the more I
agreed. And of course, what I'm reading is Internet
sleuthing going on. by Reddit users and some
other people. None of this is from Bungie or
Activision or anything like that, but my theory
is that with the declining sales of like Call
of Duty and like I can't remember what Activision's
other big franchise was, they wanted Destiny
to be this massive crypto. Yes. And I think what
happened was Bungie made this amazing game That
was everything that we all wanted it to be but
Activision didn't know how Sustainable that was
from a money -making standpoint So in the last
they spent the last year hacking and slashing
that game up into bite -sized chunks that could
be sold And that's my theory as to what happened
but one of the reasons I was excited about I
was excited about Bungie making destiny and I
completely over it completely overshadowed the
fact that it was an Activision published game.
And the reason that that overshadowed it for
me is because I thought Bungie would have the
clout to tell Activision. No, that's not how
you do it. And from everything I've seen and
heard, like all the conjecture and just what
I've seen in the game and stuff like that, Bungie
didn't went out Activision one and Even if that
is the case, I don't think bungee can say anything
over fear of being sued into oblivion Yeah So
because you know Activision put up a healthy
chunk of money to advertise the the crap out
of this game Probably and not to mention help
fund its development. So it's kind of like, you
know Activision owns Activision owns Destiny
and in a weird way they might as well kind of
own Bungie right now because If if Bungie's name
wasn't attached to this game, nobody would care
Yeah, basically unless this was some like AAA
studio No one cares if it was sucker punch or
Naughty Dog people would care but not as much
but Bungie and the fact that the game feels like
Halo in a way They're selling it on that too
It's I don't know see the play I said this on
another show that I do I said if they're talking
about a 10 -year plan They better be worried
about the next 10 months Yeah, I already starting
to drop off and that sucks because this game
can be fun Well, they're doing a lot of things
that They're doing a lot of smart thing. I can't
really see they're doing smart things They're
making good decisions and handling them poorly
The communication from bungee regarding Just
anything for this game is poor And they're making
jokes at the community's expense and I don't
think they're very funny And I don't like the
whole you know The loot cave totally undermines
the way the game is meant to be played. You don't
need to tell me how to play again You made a
game we played it your way and it's broken Yeah,
your way sucks. My way is fun. Well, shooting
at a hole in the ground for two, three hours
at a time is not fun. But it gets results. I
just put on music and just kind of sit there
and just kind of chill out and hang out with
people. But yeah, I totally hear you. Yeah, but
I don't like them telling me that I'm playing
the game the wrong way. And it's like, no, I
tried playing the game your way. Your way doesn't
work. And while I did the loot cave I did not
the only thing I benefited from the loot cave
was just being able to upgrade my crypt arc and
get weapon parts and like Exotic materials for
upgrading stuff. I never once I mean I must have
gotten at least ten purple engrams out of that
But none of them ever decoded as purple engrams
or purple items. They were always blue or green
I ended up having to just grind out and getting
what's called vanguard marks in order to buy
my armor like i had to buy all of that and one
of the things i keep seeing bungie call back
to with regards to the loot cave and how it's
not meant to be played that way is that they
wanted all the loot in the game they wanted you
to be proud of all the loot in the game that
you got like the the gun that you pick up they
want you to have earned that and have it be this
Thing that you remember like a story that you
tell your friends and while that's cool in theory
I can't tell you where I got a single piece of
anything like even before loot cave or after
loot cave like I said I Anything I got out of
the loot cave. I'm not using anything. I got
out of the loot cave I used the loot cave stuff
because it was not better than what I had I used
that just for parts and crafting materials Every
gun and piece of like every gun that I have I
got for shooting some random dude on the way
to doing something and All the armor I got I
bought that like there's nothing epic about that
Like zero like you're failing at your own mission
statement I can tell you how I got it. It was
right place right time I got my exotic rocket
launcher because I decided I got ten minutes
to kill before I'm gonna go to bed. I'll play
a skirmish match And through random chance, have
an exotic rock -a -lodger. And I guarantee you,
if mics were on, people would have been calling
me names all up and down, had that happened.
So the game's a little too much of freak luck.
Now we should bring Steve back into this. And
I have kind of a, because I think, Mike, you
and I have kind of hit on something. Games that
didn't deliver what they promised or things that
maybe went wrong. I mean, one example, who here
played Aliens Colonial Marines? Nope. Nope. I
know pain. No, no, no. I can I can I can talk
with you about this. I have no firsthand experience
with it, but I know where you're going with it.
Yeah, like this is a game that was shown off
by Sega and Gearbox for like probably two or
three E3s and the demo, the tech demo board.
The Sulaco looked amazing, and some of the stuff
you saw on LV -426 with the aliens running down
the hallway looked amazing, looked really cool.
And then we get this game, and it's literally
a cosmic joke, would be the best way to describe
it. Stupid enemy AI, textures that look like
they came out of late 2009. Let's just call it
what it is, it's a joke generator. Oh, so like
the Star Trek video game with the Gorn. Yeah,
like, and that's the thing, we're promised. This
is a canonical story, like Star Trek and Alien's
Colonial Marines. And here's the shitty thing.
This story, this piece of shit, is officially
considered canon to the 1986 James Cameron classic.
And here's the best part. Did you know Hicks
is alive? He didn't die on the prison planet.
No, that was some random Weyland -Yutani mercenary.
which evidently, you know, Ripley couldn't tell
by looking at them when they performed the autopsy.
Like, Jesus, man! And it sucks because that game
had promised so much and it didn't deliver. And
another game that was hyped up, I rather enjoyed
it though, was Halo ODST. I loved it. Loved it
a lot of people consider that the worst game
in the franchise blasphemy See the music the
sound design in that game is beautiful Well,
I see for me the only to the of the six not well
seven if you count Halo Wars All the seven games
in the Halo series that matter to me ODST and
reach are the only ones Those are the ones that
are actually it's funny. Those are the ones.
I like the most I feel like those two Did the
most with story in game? Yes Whereas like I have
played halo halo 2 halo 3 have not played halo
4 which is just a pretty looking Metroid Prime
But I feel like you're playing through those
the story I had no idea what was going on and
I bring this up all the time with with people
whenever I bring up hail I'm like, I have no
idea what's going on and oh good 75 80 percent
of the time I either get I hear I hear oh you
have to read the books and the other you know
20 percent of the time I get agreement that no
idea what was going on but the mechanics in it
were really fun which I agree Halo is a very
competent first -person shooter it's a lot of
fun to play and there's a lot of cool things
going on but I have no idea what's happening
And ODST and Reach just the way that they were
presented, like there was story there. There
were characters you did care about. Yep. And
it's not that people didn't care about Master
Chief or Johnson or Cortana. There was a relatable
element with those other games. And I don't know,
it seems to me like in the last couple of years.
Just things in the game industry are just I don't
feel they're where they should be I mean I can
think of another game that was supposed to blow
open the world in a huge way There are two games
I can think of Street Fighter X Tekken or cross
Tekken It's supposed to be a huge deal supposed
to be this huge Namco Bandai Capcom crossover
fighters supposed to take the world by storm
Then we find out there are 12 characters locked
on the disk and people discover them by just
mining files that sucks and the game by itself
sucks and there was another game this was done
by id software the guys who did doom and quake
there was a game called rage they even went so
far as to promote it in breaking bad fourth season
this game also sucked And they're just, I don't
know, it's like, we get these unrealistic expectations
because we get these flashy press conferences,
we get all these really cool things, and it just,
it's not where I think it should be. I mean,
I mean, another game that I think let a lot of
people down, but they went back and fixed it
with Mass Effect 3, with the laser color ending,
which pissed a lot of people off. But they went
back and gave us the extended cut six months
later. Which I think the whole thing was BS.
I don't think they should have done that. See,
I'm glad they did because I wanted to see what
happened. And I'm most happy with the ending
where you choose control and Shepard controls
the Reapers and rebuilds the galaxy. I like getting
that kind of closing. But the laser's ending,
I could see how that could be fulfilling for
some. but not for all having not played it i'm
just looking at the at the bigger ramifications
of feedback to a game maybe of feedback to anything
imagine i mean imagine if they had done it just
a hypothetical here imagine if they had done
that to like um lost or um Like the last chapter
of any given book had been rewritten because
you know fan reaction to it was was so like wrong
or like I don't know any movie were you know
didn't end satisfactorily like I feel like just
the Yeah, it sets a bad precedent for the the
artistic for artistic vision is that would that
be Have either of you seen a movie called The
People versus George Lucas? Yes, I have. Okay,
so Steve, I'm presuming you haven't. No, unfortunately
not. There's an argument in the movie that says,
when does a piece of art or who does the piece
of art belong to? Does it belong to the artist
or does it belong to the people who are going
to consume it? And Mike brings up a very interesting
point there. This is setting a very dangerous
precedent. In Mass Effect 3's favor, in its defense,
it kind of worked out. But at the same time,
if we compromise once, what's gonna happen next?
Okay, I know what you're talking about here.
Yeah, I mean especially with George Lucas going
back and re -editing these things every few years,
saying this is now his definitive vision, this
is now this, this is now that, and there's people
like, oh, I really want the original Unaltered
Trilogy because that's my Star Wars, but I can
see how it is not his. And he's openly come out
and said, guys, this is... my movie so i don't
know i mean it's really bad and you see even
in comic books you could even argue this when
a popular character dies hell right now in comics
they're killing Wolverine you know fan reaction
is gonna suck you know he'll be back same with
superman well they always come back yeah i mean
it's comics no one truly stays dead i mean there's
a great short film on YouTube. It's by Max Landis.
And it's called The Death of Superman. And it's
basically explaining how Superman didn't... He
changed comics in the 90s because he killed death.
It made it mean nothing. And I think that extends
to other pieces of art as well. And with companies
compromising like that, or not compromising,
or even, like I say, companies telling us you're
playing the game wrong, Don't know I'm not liking
a lot of where this is potentially headed well,
okay, here's the thing I I I compare I do a lot
of comparison with what I'm talking about destiny
to Borderlands And I honestly the loot cave and
stuff like that well, that's fun in destiny I
never expected that like patching that out. I
completely I'm okay with that like I'm completely
with them. Okay going in there and removing it
But for them to say you're playing the game wrong
that or to imply that that frustrates me Go ahead
fix your game because we found a hole in it,
but don't sit here and tell us we're playing
it wrong But like I the reason I reason I go
back to that is because Borderlands 1 to me and
all of my all of us on off the cuff Is a really
we really really like that game like if there
was a if they do a next -gen like re -release
of Borderlands I'm like 90 % sure we will all
buy it again and play play the ever -loving crap
out of it But the reason we like it so much is
because it is a broken game full of exploits
just full of them and when I say like exploits,
I mean glitches like there's a I'm not sure how
familiar you are with that game, Dodd, but in
one of the DLCs, there's something called like
the Nox's Armory. Yeah, yeah, I got it. There's
a glitch where you can keep getting into the
armory by throwing med packs on the ground in
front of the locked door and then you can fall
under the floor and walk into the armory. Like,
we did that hundreds of times. hundreds of times.
I found a glitch in, what was the game, Transformers
Fall of Cybertron. If you go through in the part
where you're supposed to be Starscream and you're
breaking into the area where the Insecticons
and Shockwave are at, where you're supposed to
release Grimlock, if you go through the tunnels
in jet mode, not just to get up to the tunnel,
but if you actually fly through the tunnels in
jet mode it breaks the level and you can actually
bypass getting Grimlock and stay at Starscream
and go on through the game and eventually you
get stuck because there comes a point where you
have to lift up these huge barrels to unlock
certain areas but you can play up to that point
in Starscream Well, that's that's cool the the
the part that I was that I what I was getting
at though with that really long story was You
know Borderlands being a broken game. We were
super excited when Borderlands 2 was announced
And while we still had fun with that Gearbox
decided to start policing that game and patching
out exploits and each patch they made like lessened
Borderlands 2 for me because It's like I bought
Borderlands 2 off of the promise of Borderlands,
which was going to be this fun, broken game that
was policed by the community, not by the publisher.
And all of a sudden to Gearbox, Borderlands 2
became this Halo level game that needed to be
policed. Like they had to put in balance patches
for the guns and change loot drops and... and
all this other stuff and every change they made
drove me farther and farther away from Borderlands
2. But that goes into Destiny. Going into Destiny,
like just given Bungie's track record, I expected
them to police that game and keep it, you know,
redo balance patches and to keep it clean and
fix, you know, exploits that people found. So
when they patched the loot cave, I was actually
more surprised that it took them so long to patch
it. rather than that they did patch it um but
i don't know it's just it's just one of those
things you're going back to what you were talking
about with mass effect i don't i still think
it's they i don't know i i've never had a game
that i actually like even if i didn't really
care for the end i've never played a game where
they've gone back through and patched in a new
ending Yeah, I mean I've had endings really piss
me off both notably Halo twos Yeah, like there
and it's weird just to think there are things
like BioWare is the first developer to go back
and say hey, you know what we're listening to
you Now imagine if they hadn't done that how
much work could they have gotten if they hadn't
had to do that? Yeah, well, I mean there were
people like There there were there was actually
legal cases too Like people had tried to sue
by were saying this was false advertising saying
your choices in the galaxy matter and I've played
that game up, but I played the entire trilogy
multiple times with multiple different Actions
to an end In the end it all comes down to the
three choices control synthesis or destroy the
Reapers And I don't know like It's fascinating
the fact that they would go back and fix that
because but then again that maybe because I think
Bioware really cares about its fans But you think
bungee would be the same kind of company where
if there was something really negative they'd
listen now They are fixing loot drops in destiny
to make them a little more Consistent where if
you get purple or always decode purple you get
blue and always deep decode blue or higher Yeah,
you'll never get shit which well that patch was
supposed to hit today, and it hasn't yet Oh,
well now I know because I'm like I haven't played
that game in a few days. It's it's really there's
a great Twitter account the legendary engram
And he posted one of his tweets today. He goes
the new loop patches isn't isn't it isn't up
yet, but your patience is And I just remember
because you know that guy he There's a guy that
shows up on the weekend that still sells you
the exotic stuff. I was at the geek garage sale
this past weekend in Grand Rapids, and I saw
this awesome tweet go out. I don't know if I
favored it or not, but it was basically Destiny's
loot system in a nutshell, and it had me cracking
up and it had all my friends cracking up. A guy
got... Oh, here it is. I favorite it. He said
He goes burn 23 motes of light on an exotic engram
received in an exotic helmet for a different
class Pre -ordered Shadow of Mordor So that night
when I went into the tower and I looked at the
art I was looking at it and I was like I can
I can actually buy something I Didn't like the
helmet. I didn't like the way the exotic helmet
look for the warlocks I was like, I'm not getting
that and then I looked at that exotic Ngram and
I was like, do you roll the dice or not? I did
not. I did not. I was like, you know what? Nope.
I'm not even taking a chance because if I had
done that, I probably would have been done with
the game. Like at that point, if I if I had wasted
all that time I spent into getting those those
coins, if I had bought that thing and it turned
into some green level crap, I probably would
have been done with the game. But that said,
I screamed when I had that happen. Oh my God,
hold on. Someone's bugging me. Fuck off. To get
away from Destiny, though, what I've kind of
decided to do, and this is the view I had from
the game from the beginning, was that it would
be a game that I would come back to over the
long haul as something to play when I'm waiting
for another game to come out. And I'm pretty
much just going to go back to that, because by
the time By the time, you know, you're done with
we're done with the Grand Theft Auto or the crew
or Assassin's Creed or Far Cry 4 or any of those
games Like all that story DLC will be available
for Destiny for me to yes, of course purchase
But I'll want to because I'll be starved for
something to play But it's it's not I'm bummed
that it's not as rich as what you know Bungie
was promising and Don't know who's whose fault
that is, but I'm willing to put the blame on
Activision over bungee But yeah, I mean honestly
there's you know, I imagine Activision's corporate
offices look a lot like Mordor and There's somebody
sitting on top of this throw like Bobby Cody
could just sit there stroking this big beard
and just laughing over piles of money And it
sucks and I I don't like like I said, I'm not
I'm not liking the way that Some of these games
that are coming out now or like it's just something
to play until something else cuz there's nothing
I really stick with the one of the things I have
stuck with since it came out in March I've stuck
with Titanfall and it just got its final map
pack this past week actually and The community
for that game just dropped off Which really sucks.
I'll have trouble fighting matches now. I'm thinking
man. Are you okay? This is like the tightest
shooter out there right now For Titanfall, I
feel like that's more of a case of attaching
your horse to the wrong Cart Though I think Titanfall
2 will be very different. I hope so. I hope they
give you a more substantial single -player campaign
Oh, I'm not even talking about that. I'm just
talking about it being on the ps4 as well the
community for it being larger than just the Xbox
One. It'd be great if it was cross -platform.
That'll never happen. I know. I await that day.
I think the best thing they've possibly done
for that is at least done what they were capitalized
on their original Windows Live promise, which
would have been nice if Titanfall PC users could
have played against Xbox One Titanfall players.
I think they did that for the game Shadowrun.
Yeah, I'm not 100 % sure. Yeah, it was the only
game it was ever done in was Shadowrun. But if
there was a game that it could have capitalized
on, it would have been Titanfall. Like, I don't
know, that sucked. And that was such a waste
of a good IP, too. Which makes you really sad.
Oh, yeah, like I am a huge Shadowrun role player.
I played that game since 94. Yep. I like that
game, too. Although Shadowrun Returns is quite
good and you can mod the shit out of that. So
Steve, how are you? Pretty good. You know, I...
What have you been up to, Steve? Yes, now that
we've talked video games, you're like... 30 -40
minutes? Not much other than watching the new
shows on fall TV and playing Diablo 3 which it's
getting increasingly difficult to find people
to play on the game with because there's I think
most people are on the expansion at this point
I just I can't bring myself to spend the 30 bucks
to buy the expansion because I never liked the
Diablo expansions once they come out. I always
feel like I got screwed. So that's partially
why I'm still playing the original. But I've
also found that, I mean, I've been playing Unreal
Tournament 3 still, which funny enough, you can
still play online. Is that the one from like
the late 90s? No, it's from 2007. It's the last
Unreal Tournament game that came out. And funny
enough, the developers are on their own now,
kind of. I mean, they're still with their company.
I think Activision was one of the ones that was
doing it, or Epic Games or whatever. But they're
developing Unreal Tournament 4. And it's going
to be completely free. That'll be fun. But it's
going to be PC only, so. But I've been playing
Unreal Tournament since 99, the original one,
and then 2004, and then Unreal Tournament 3.
So it's the same thing with the Diablo games.
And then kind of piggybacking on your patching
to police and fix the game, that's pretty much
what Diablo 3 has done since day one. Well, here's
a question for the panel. What do you think about
games going more towards multi -players than
focusing on a lot of single -player content?
I actually hate it, but that's more so because
unless I'm playing on my PC, I can't play the
game with other people. And even then, if I lose
my internet connection, I'd still like to be
able to play the game. Whereas, you know, when
I play Diablo III, I'm kind of screwed if I don't
have internet because I can't play the game.
Unless I had it on my Xbox, but even then I don't
really want to for the fact that I don't want
to buy the game again Yeah, like I'm not a big
fan of this going towards multiplayer only and
this is most noticeable for me Swinging back
at Titanfall. There is no offline mode for that
I would love a mode where I could just fight
bots because it would be great to strategize
To learn new weapons and to grind if that's what
I want to do Well, that's what I do with Unreal
Tournament 3 is I play on my console because
I have the same game on both. I just bought them
years apart. But I've trained myself how to use
it with the Xbox controller now, which I plug
into the computer. And having played all the
bots on really hard difficulties, I can at least
stand a chance when I play people online. I think
a game that kinda got it right, single player
and multiplayer, is Destiny, actually, because
you don't have to play missions with people if
you don't want to. I did the entire story by
myself. I rather enjoyed that. But if I wanna
do more epic things, I need people. Like that
raid, I'll probably never do it unless I can
get a good bunch of people to do it. Yeah, but
Destiny still doesn't have an offline mode. Yeah,
that's kinda shitty, because if you can't connect
the bungee, you're kind of done there should
be something local that stores at least your
information and just populates it with like AI
or something and it sucks though because if you
want to get that cool raid you can't do it by
yourself and it's kind of forcing you to be social
and I know there are some people out there that
are just not social I mean I don't play with
a lot of people with microphones or headsets
or whatever Because usually it's some 11 teen
year old screaming in my ear Or you know, it's
just it's not worth talking about I think destiny
is different though. Like the way it's set up
I mean there you cannot talk with anybody that
isn't in your party So, I don't know I I Have
these I don't have these conversations often,
but I see them It's kind of like I don't I want
to do this raid, but I want to do it by myself.
That's not the point like that has like never
been the point and even then like something I
can relate to like Borderlands and some of their
like quote unquote raids there were like a couple
like Cromerax was one and stuff like that like
you you're not you can do those by yourself there
are glitches so that you can do them by yourself
you're not supposed to do them by yourself and
doing them by yourself with those glitches makes
them like not fun Just hiding like okay wrong
I like hiding like shooting at a cave just as
much as everybody else, you know And I've done
Cromeracks and Borderlands by myself or you hide
behind a rock that you can shoot through but
he can't shoot you through it But that's not
fun to do that for 30 to 45 minutes By yourself
I I understand that people want to be able to
do all the content which I think is that's that's
a that's a fault on the game on the game designer
which is what we've been ragging on destiny for
there isn't enough stuff to do by yourself in
that game before it gets boring um but i don't
know i i hear that argument all the time it's
like i want to be able to do this that's not
the point and that's you know go get go make
some friends i don't want to people are mean
um then make different friends Get out there
and make friends and you damn well like it. Throw
your old ones away. Yeah, like I don't know like
multiplayer games I mean one of the get like
and there are certain communities that are very
I would say helpful to making friends on MMOs
seem to be some of the best for it some of the
worst of shooters Like you always hear people
talking trash about calling you players or Halo
players the fighting game community can be a
mix Good people and bad people like there's some
people that want to teach you and say okay you
suck now Let me help you. I actually had one
of my friends with screw attack Nervous Nick
trade me and killer instinct for a night if you
realize my technique was kind of garbage And
some people will take you all will take the game
offline with you to teach you stuff, and I like
that yet a game like Where I was going with this
I kind of forgot Sorry brain fart I Don't know
just I would like to be able to do some of those
missions by myself because honestly for me It's
not the experience of playing with friends. I
want the story and Sometimes with everybody talking
in a fire team it can get really really distracting
And I know that's that just comes down to coordination
and everything is getting people to shut up at
the right time But part of the excitement is
also talking with the fire team Wardening attacks
making sure someone's in to revive someone can
provide cover file where you get someone out
or something like that But that's like I don't
have a lot of experience with MMOs I mean the
most I had experience with is the matrix online
when that was around I was around during the
beta till pretty much near the very end and I've
played Star Trek online on and off for the last
two years And that game sucks. Because you need
a fleet to take on anything major and nobody
talks to each other. But everybody dances. Everybody
dances. Or hides under the shielded bubbles.
Ah, frustrating. I don't know, it's really weird
just to see how multiplayer and single player
games have evolved. Like, one of the best memories
I have, for example, was sitting on my couch
with somebody when I was a kid sharing a two
-liter of Coke and just playing through Contra
or hell, even the original Halo doing split -screen.
There's something to be said for local co -op
or local play and as opposed to playing over
the internet where like you can trash talk someone.
Uh -oh. Really think it just I like I think it
depends on just like almost everything else like
the company you keep you know, I have not met
Through traditional online play I have not met
a new person since 2008 Because the reason for
this is because every time I go into play Call
of Duty or something like that I immediately
my friends and I we immediately start a party
and we don't interact with the other gaming community
because we don't want to listen to our 12 year
old insult our sexual preferences. And I that's
just the way it's been since 2008 just you hop
online you start a party chat Then everyone figures
out what game they want to play and then you
go and play that game now I will admit there
is a certain pleasure I get in because in in
Call of Duty. I am a tour. I'm a notorious camper
But when I have an exceptionally good game I
will admit to leaving the party so I could go
into the actual game chat and hear people call
me out I won't engage them. I will go in there
and listen to them swearing up and down like,
yeah, fuck you, or F you, Booth Ninja, yo, camp
you, effing camper, blah, blah, blah. And I will
just sit there and listen to it like, yep, I'm
getting exactly what I want out of this. And
then I'll just go back in my party and hang out.
And every once in a while, I'll get the voice
message that they'll send you on Xbox Live or
something like that calling you out. And I'm
like, oh, OK, thanks, you just. That's charming,
that's true. But yeah, everyone I've met, you
know, I haven't met anyone new since then because
of that, you know, that very thing. I have a
very close -knit group of friends that we move
from one game to the next, so there's never an
issue with finding people to do stuff with. Destiny
was actually the first game where we actually
had problems with their fire teams being capped
at three. Instead of the traditional four. It
was kind of like uh -oh. How are we gonna do
this? Okay, so well since we're all in a party
chat, we'll just you know, there's four of us
We'll just break off into groups of two You know
and then two more people will get on it's like,
okay now we have three fire teams But there's
no way we can play on the same server together
Which is fine we made it work it's it's it's
been great but it's for me Don't get me wrong.
I also growing up. I like the couch co -op, but
you know what growing up my friends live just
down the street from me It was a lot easier to
get them to come over Now, I mean most of the
guys that I do off the cuff with one of them
lives in New York and two of them live in Grand
Rapids Which is like an hour and a half two hours
away from me. So it's kind of like well How are
we gonna be able to play games together? So really?
Online gaming to me like the what I do with online
gaming is kind of just like using it as like
an interactive chat room if you will I We we
get on there and we hang out with each other
we go and do some random stuff But we're not
really talking about the game. I mean sure if
stuff here starts getting especially hairy We'll
start calling stuff out and like helping each
other out But usually it's like usually like
you're making a phone call or some group chat
or something like that It's like oh, hey, what
do you been up to? Oh, yeah, you know, I've been
doing this bang bang shooting stuff Which is
why one of the reasons I've been championing
so long for Activision to put a paintball mode
in Call of Duty Because I really like playing
the Call of Duty multiplayer stuff, but I Just
as casually as I play it. I wish there was a
multiplayer mode or not a multiplayer mode a
paintball mode So like kind of like from Goldknife
where instead of just shooting a bullet at somebody
I see like a little spray of blood. I'd like
to see a little splash of color but Could be
a lot of fun actually I just think it'd be interesting
because I don't play it like competitively I
just play it to have fun with my friends So if
I could it's kind of like it's kind of like the
modifiers you can turn on in Halo or if you get
a headshot Confetti shoots out their head Like
why is that stuff not in Call of Duty? That's
not actually in destiny like the birthday grunts
thing birthday thralls would be wonderful But
that's how I kind of If you're listening That's
that's how I kind of view multiplayer It's just
another extension for me to hang out with friends
that you know, don't live down the street for
me Do I prefer the couch co -op thing? I actually
like it I have I have a friend that comes from
out of town every once in a while and we hang
out on the couch for the evening just passing
the controller back and forth playing games and
that's just as much fun to me as You know hanging
out with them online exactly Like for me, I love
playing fighting games when my friend Vito and
come over we both get our fight sticks out And
it's such a different experience when you could
hear the click of his stick going in the middle.
You can hear him starting to roll out a Shah
Rukin or charging like a bow -rog move or something
for bison. I love that. There's something about
it. And also feeling the table shake ever so
slightly as you're pressing your buttons, getting
out your combos and stuff like that. For me,
I love local because it's a more tactile experience.
You're not going to call someone a bunch of big
names and they're sitting right beside you unless
you're some tough guy. Some of the stuff I say
to my friends, I would never say online. Oh,
we do. We say all of it. There is no differentiation
between what my friends and I will say to each
other in person and what we'll say to each other
online. I guess that's true of me too. I don't
really hold back, but I wouldn't say to a stranger.
And you see what happens because people will
get swatted if you know what that is. Yeah, yep,
I've recently heard that. Steve, have you heard
of swatting? Yes and no. Okay, so swatting is
let's say person A kicks the crap out of person
B in Call of Duty. Person B takes it really personally.
Person B decides to call the cops on you saying
you're holding a family hostage and people are
dead. SWAT team then kicks in your door. This
is swatting inside of a nutshell. I can't imagine
people taking it that far. I mean, it's a video
game. What the hell's wrong with you? That's
why I prefer couch co -op. That's the same reason
people think video games cause violence. Yeah.
You gotta blame something, I guess. Anyways.
Anyways. One thing I would love to bring up you
guys has have you guys seen the first two episodes
of Gotham now? I watched episode one yesterday
and episode two Well just before we started recording
this but I'm saving my overall thoughts for remote
control You think it's getting better is basically
what I want to get from you guys Is there potential?
It's hard to say. I'll say this. The entire time
I was watching the second episode, I was thinking
of the squandered potential of not having this
be set in the Dark Knight universe. I mean the
films within the Dark Knight trilogy. Just that.
that type of squandered potential but I'm I'm
gonna keep watching it but I don't want to say
too much more than that without it being on remote
control because I don't want to repeat myself
I'm enjoying it I'm not hating on it yeah I like
it but I want to love it it's not arrow yeah
I'm kind of torn I really don't want to see 10
years of Bruce Wayne growing into a punk -ass
kid that becomes Batman. You don't want to live
to see Batman's balls drop, basically. Basically.
To me, that's... Plus you have Nigma. He's already
older. I mean, you have... I don't know. There's
too many different things floating around of
people that should be the same age or around
the same age that aren't. I for me it's that
that's where I that's where I was kind of getting
at to see was the whole like I don't want to
you know Ten years of waiting for him to become
or you know with it with the chance of being
able to see Batman and that's why I was kind
of like If they had said it in the world of Nolan's
Dark Knight trilogy At least you would have got
to see Batman You know what I'm saying Because
there would be like an unending like I feel like
that could have been we could be looking at like
Groundwork for what is basically the last half
of the first job of Batman begins. I I don't
know I have other I Have a really funny thing
to say about the about the show, but I really
want to say it for remote control so So Steve
what else you got on your little cheat sheet
there that we should probably hit Well, I found
it interesting that Warner Bros. wouldn't give
Ben Affleck a bat suit. Yeah, they won the Church
of $100 ,000 for it. I'm not that surprised.
I mean, I understand they want to keep it hush
-hush right now, but I'm surprised that, you
know, when the film comes out, they won't let
him have one. I imagine they'll probably change
their mind. Because, I mean, if you look at Marvel,
they... I mean, a lot of them... Yeah, I mean
not Downey jr. Or any of them guys because I
mean their suits are epic it which I can kind
of say Batman's would be too, but You have instances
where some of the actors tend to steal their
costumes offset stealing given yeah point given
Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy and the
keyword there is steel true And granted Star
Lords was just a jacket. So who really cares
but Plus he goes to he goes to hospitals for
kids for that, but you have to think that if
Rob I mean, yes, obviously Robert Downey jr.
Walks on water right now for Marvel But you have
to think that there wouldn't be a little bit
of hot water there if he decided to walk away
with an Iron Man suit especially especially if
it was the Iron Man suit for like Avengers 2
you know Because We all know that they're going
to change it again. Oh yeah, they changed every
film. So irritating. For fun and profit. Yeah,
so they can sell another toy that nobody wants.
I hated the Mark 42. Was that the remote controlled
one? Yeah, I don't like the way it looks. I think
to me the Mark 7 from Avengers was my favorite.
Is that the triangle one or the round circle?
Triangle, I think. Oh, because I liked the one
that had the triangle. That was my favorite one.
And then the one at the end of Avengers went
back to a circle, which really irritated me.
Yeah. And I didn't care for the... Was the Mark
42 the gold one? Yeah. I hated that. I hated
that too, the inverted colors. Yep. I wish we'd
seen more of War Machine because I don't like
the way Iron Patriot looks. And Iron Patriot
is really Norman Osborn. I think they'll switch
it back in the next film that he shows up No,
I hope they leave him as a giant walking American
flag It would just be really bad if a foreigner
burned him Although it wouldn't surprise me if
Warner Brothers does eventually bend on it and
they do give it to him as if that movie proves
to be a ridiculous success But it's got the I
Think it will be cool. I Don't know if it's gonna
be there Avengers. Oh, it's I Don't want to drive.
I Wanted to be better But yes, I want it to be
better than Avengers I don't know what to think
yet, but I mean, there's so many damn rumors
floating around about it, I don't really want
to comment about it, but everything I've seen
so far, like the Batmobile, the Batsuit, I'm
not hating on it. I love what I'm seeing so far.
Yeah, there hasn't been a thing announced for
this movie that makes me hate it other than the
title. Yeah, the title, I think, it's terrible.
It sounds more like something for the DC animated
universe. like batman superman movie tada i don't
know i i don't know if you heard dot i i i said
on here before i think the way that dc should
handle their stuff is just one off mega movies
not necessarily connected by continuity um that
could be really cool actually which which it
sounds like what they're which it sounds like
that's what they're doing like you know you got
the Batman versus Superman. The next one is called
Justice League. Like they could do like Doom,
you know. So they could almost do like what they're
doing with the DC animated universe. Yeah, exactly.
Just just do like why? No continuity. They just
it's just there. Yeah. Or there would be a loose
continuity because it'd be the same characters.
I'm just saying, like, I don't think I don't
think they need to follow the same blueprint
as Marvel, where it's like you're telling one
continuous story. It's just You can still do
your Batman your singular Batman movie your singular
flash movie or whatever I just think that they're
big movies. I don't think that they need to be
So like they can have a small hook in it, but
not really it could stand alone if it needs to
I think I think the best thing to do it I think
the best way to do it be like, you know You get
your three Batman movies and you get your three
Superman movies But you know Ben Affleck is gonna
still play Batman and Justice League, but it's
not And that's the only link that it is connected
to his batman movies that it's still been at
like playing batman like I don't think you need
to Have like batman 2 tail end into like justice
league. You know what i'm saying? Yeah, um Because
that's essentially what happens all these heroes
are doing their own thing Somewhere at some time
and all of a sudden it's like oh here's a major
event. Whoops. We're all together now. Okay,
let's go. Ha ha ha It's not it's not everyone
tracking down the same thing and they're like,
oh you're on this too. Oh Maybe we should have
called each other before running into each other
here What are your what are your stances on films
that are splitting in two for the final film
of something such as Rumors well now there's
rumors that Avengers 3 is gonna split in two
If the story demands it, I'd rather have two
good movies as opposed to one really long one.
But I'd like the option for a supercut. See,
for me, I think the only opposing argument I've
heard to this split would be that contracts for
Captain America and Iron Man are running out.
to renegotiate for a two -part Avengers 3 would
cost them a lot of money Which granted the movie
will probably make a lot of money and it's not
like they don't have the money for such contract
negotiations The thing is though would you want
to see you know Avengers 3 part 1 with Captain
America and Iron Man and then have them exit
in that and not be in Avengers 3 part 2 There's
just stuff like that to consider I I don't really
have a problem with it. I'm tired of the part
twos like Like calling it a part two. Yeah, like
I don't know like and and obviously they're doing
a way is it? Because it's not Avengers 2 age
of Ultron is it it's just Avengers age of Ultron
I think it's Avengers age of Ultron Think the
numerical thing was an 80s thing. I think that
they could not have to do it I think the only
because today the only numerical Marvel movie
is Iron Man Yeah, they've they've intentionally
removed the numbering from them so that the sequel
thing doesn't get overdone in their franchises
Which is smart. So it's you know, I don't think
it'll be Avengers 3 part 1 and part 2 I think
you'll just have Avengers like Don't know maybe
they could do it like the Avengers infinity gauntlet
part one and the infinity gauntlet part two But
I Don't know. I'm okay with it I can't you know,
it's kind of like you see that come you could
have seen it coming because everyone's doing
it. I Don't think Harry Potter was the first
one to do it were they? I think they were because
then I like did it and now Hunger Games is doing
it. Yep See for hunger games it kind of makes
sense because there is a lot to set up Harry
Potter I think it was necessary for Twilight
no fucking way Twilight was definitely a money
grab. Well the thing with Twilight I mean I've
seen all of them because I hate my life Nothing
happens in part one and Then they randomly turn
into the X -Men in number two Yeah, those are
memories Yeah And and then of course in other
news, there's the the Disney closing couple of
their Various rides Like their backlot tour which
I've only just recently seen like last year because
it's the only time I've been to that park but
which it was kind of interesting but I'm sorry.
I'm just not interested in Disney stuff. Yeah
Can we talk about Microsoft's inability to count?
Yeah, I think that's actually hilarious. I didn't
have that on here, but because it kind of came
out after the fact and I was in class Windows
10 First it first they go like XP which was a
complete jump from the the year thing You know
they had 3 .1 3 .1 1 and then they went 9598
and then all these other numerical and and you
know Millennium and XP and Vista and then they
go seven and then eight and I guess eight point
one would technically be nine No, but it's eight
point one. I know it's eight point one, which
is like the three point one back in the day And
then I don't understand where nine's being skipped
which means ten should be garbage Now, are there
really only nine Windows operating systems, or
is this actually the tenth one? There's more
than that. Well, I mean, let's be honest, ME
doesn't really count. Well, Millennium is like
a bastardized version of XP that was crossed
with 98. I thought that was 2000. Same difference
it was kind of a bridge. It was it was a throwaway
bridge between 98 and XP for home users I think
it was the first time they played around the
NTFS for home home use And then and then of course,
you know, there's you know, Vista that's the
shit version of seven and eight Which is probably
the shit version of what's coming out Because
I know they bring back the start menu and virtual
desktops and basically make it like I think maybe
they're trying to go for that os 10 vibe I I
someone said they should have just I first of
all when I I'll say this when I first heard it
was being called 10 I thought they should have
just shot right for 11 thinking of um What's
that movie spinal tap? I was thinking they should
have you talking about Steve No, there's a scene
in spinal tap where they're talking about was
it speakers or amps? amps amps, so they're talking
about a guitar amp and the knob on the amp goes
to 11 and He's talking about how most most amps
go to 10 He's like bars goes to 11 and the guy
that's doing the interview isn't really getting
it And he's like, he's like, well, why wouldn't
you why wouldn't 11 just be 10 and the guys like
because ours goes to 11 And I was that that's
the first thing I thought of when they analysis
I'm like, well, why not just make it 11 But then
someone else jumped on it later my Twitter feed
saying they you know They should have just called
it Windows 11 because then at least they'd be
one better than Mac OS 10 There's people trying
to figure out where the hell the 10 came in I
think they should just name it after animals
like Mac does and use fictional animals. Like
a liger. The unicorn. Windows unicorn. This is
Microsoft. I don't know. Dragon OS or something.
Call it call it unicorn. Yeah, it's mystical
and never been seen. That's what happened. And
then they can tie in my little pony to it and
sell it to kids. It'll be great. Like seriously,
what is... I know that this new CEO wants to
make everything universal though. That's fine.
Microsoft's had a problem for the last year.
More than that. Like the last 18 months they've
had a marketing problem. Someone over there is
smoking something when it comes time to name
a product. Don't know what's wrong with them.
You know there's some guy in a back room going.
You know what would really fuck with the people
Let's call it ten instead of nine Well, it's
like it's kind of like the comedian Brian Regan
You guys familiar with him mm -hmm and his spiel
about serving sizes Yeah, he's like hey. Hey
come here. Look at this this carton of ice cream
Says a serving size a spoon his one spoon. I
set it out like that. I'm just gonna leave it
I don't know what's wrong with them. They're
on something. It just harkens back to their whole
space point plan for currency. I don't know.
They need to learn how to count. Well, at least
it's better than having a Tetris movie. Why does
it look like they just slap Windows 8 on everything?
Where Windows 10 like this one this this one
picture that everyone shows I keep seeing across
my Twitter feed Which is like Windows 10 and
says one product family one product or one platform
one store And it looks like they just slapped
Windows 8 on everything Probably because they
didn't have an official picture of 10 This looks
like an official slide Maybe it is Why would
I call it Windows Because it would confuse people
they would be like I have windows what version
How about Doze? They should just call it Windows
DOS Microsoft Doze Just call it DOS that would
really fuck with people But I know that they're
bringing the start menu back which is kind of
nice for people that like to get to all their
applications And they they have their kind of
new goofy Metro thing built into the start menu,
which whatever I'll take it but I Don't know
I don't know how it's gonna go. I'm kind of curious.
I'm more so excited about the virtual desktop
app or ability I've had that I am of the actual
operating system. I've had that ability. I don't
know what the point of a virtual desktop is emulation
I don't know I can have more than one desktop
set up with certain crap like one could be my
my my podcast screen and one could be my see
you gaming you think that now here's the thing
you think that until you get it all set up that
way and then one day like you know the next day
you're you know on your general productivity
one where you're just kind of playing your games
or whatever and then it's time to do a podcast
so you just open up your podcast app in that
one like It's one of those things where it's
like you I think it's for me Like that kind of
stuff works. We have like a multiple screen setup,
but like when you have two screens, but I mean
more than that like I just feel like when you
Like this is it's it's great in theory because
you get it all set up as like on this on this
desktop I'm only gonna do my podcast stuff and
over here It's only gonna be stuff to do with
like working on the website and this one is gonna
be what I'm just looking at Facebook Then and
then one day you're just you're looking at Facebook
that it's time to record a podcast and instead
of you know Taking the time to alt tab 2 or whatever
it is to go over to the other desktop You're
just gonna open up Skype in your Facebook desktop,
and you're never gonna go anywhere ever again
like That's true. I mean that's that's what's
always happened to me like I've tried to organize
like my workflow that way like this everything
here is just gonna be this but it's like You
just start doing whatever you want to do from
whatever desktop you're on. Makes sense. I think
the last thing I'll touch on before we close
it out because we did have some listener comments,
but I'm kind of curious. And Don and I talked
about it on Future Imperfect a little bit. uh
as we talked in bash the abrams verse um more
or less uh the the the william shatner speculation
i haven't even read a single article about it
i've seen the headlines but i'm not reading it
because every time i read the headline is yes
let's make it suck even more like i future spock
Is if I could point at one thing that Ruin has
ruined the last two movies for me. It's future
Spock Well, you got to give him at least the
first one. He was okay in that No, I don't because
he was in there which means they could put him
in the second one So they should have had him
been on Vulcan How about we just have a story
that doesn't involve future Spock That's all
right. They're trying to bring him and shatter
into the next one which there's all kinds of
speculation on how that's gonna happen Why why
couldn't you just have? that giant Romulan ship
that no one's ever seen before that Like why
couldn't have just been lost in a black hole
that made them travel back in time to now why
did it? Whatever Like that is the one that is
I that's the one like domino like the ripple
in the water the pebble that causes the ripples
of Crap in the Abrams movies like I like them
Don't get me wrong and I have issues with the
second one that we've talked about extensively
on this show But that pebble the one that started
those ripples is future Spock like And I don't
even want to see William Shatner like One of
those guys looks old the other one looks really
old Well, that's cuz he has to wear big boy pants,
and I don't even think he fits like in the Abrams
continuity I Don't even know how they bring him
in he's dead We talked about it anyways if people
want to hear more about that they can listen
to future perfect later this week It's it's in
there So Anything you guys want to bring up or...
Future Spock is annoying. What? I just wanted
to reiterate that Future Spock is annoying. Future
Spock is annoying. He should not be a get out
of jail free card. Amen. I just want Abram's
first Borg. Preach it. He can't be even Borg.
He merged with Vejur. There will be Borg! Or
the Tholians, man. But if you want to know more,
me and Steve talked about this for like an hour.
Just have the whore to eat him. I forgot about
that. Just go over him. Just make Harry Mudd
the bad guy. With his android women. It'd be
a slave planet. It'd be horrible. I think I'm
going to close this out. I have a feeling this
could go down a rat hole real quick. Isn't there
listener feedback? No, FutureSpock took it away.
Fuck that guy. He went back in time. You raced
it. Yeah, most of the comments, because I kind
of just threw up random questions last week.
It was about YouTube, whether people thought
it was still relevant. FutureSpock said your
responses were bad, therefore they're bad. You've
transwarped them. I think we should try to find
all the clips of Future Spock talking, and he
should just be a regular excitement on this show.
Future Spock says... Whenever we don't want to
answer something, we just have him talk. Just
play a random clip. It'll be kind of like how
Conan O 'Brien had the Walker Texas Ranger thing.
Will has Future Spock. I think it'd be marvelous.
I'm so gonna do that. I'm gonna download those
and rip those clips So yeah, and then the other
the other comments were about the cosplayers
taking over conventions, which we kind of talked
about You know what one cosplay that has not
yet been done? What? Future Spock. I don't need
a punchline to this show, I guarantee you that
from now on. Oh, well, Future Spock did it. As
Future Spock would say... A random clip here.
You're bad. What was the clip? As my normal salute
would be, oddly self -serving. Oh, that's horrible.
Alright, so you can get ahold of us in the following
ways. You can email us feedback at geekcastradio
.com. You can check the episode post on the website.
You can get ahold of us on Twitter at geekcastradio.
Hashtag altered geek. My Twitter handle is at
scp21 and yours are? At BirdmanDod. Mine is at
FutureSpock. Nobody has... Future spot Twitter
handle get it get it get it. Oh, hang on. I'll
get it Oh, I'm gonna try and grab it He's gonna
create an account. Oh my god If we could have
it make as little sense as the horse ebooks think
it'll make it even better I Need an email address
It's gonna try and verify it Steve's GeekCast
one or something. I've got one on there. We'll
figure it out. I'll check real quick on the server,
but yeah. So email feedback to Futurespock at
GeekCastRadio .com. We should have asked Futurespock!
Okay. Why did we steal this refuture imperfect?
Feel like I don't care. I feel like I have an
alias set up that I could use. Hang on. That's
that's so horrible. So what Leonard Nimoy, you
brought this on yourself. I damn you to hell.
Oh, I'm going to actually create future Spock
an email. That's horrible Very bad nerds. Okay,
so you're making an email? Yes, what it's gonna
be future Spock at geek cast radio calm ones
it said let me know when it's set up cuz I'll
use that as the Future Spock at you cast radio
calm. Yeah, it'll be that I'm just going to do
password future Spock. This is going to be marvelous.
Is it set up? Give me a second. I'm going to
give you the password. That's right. Geek has
listeners. We now have a meme that was born.
I just need to know if it's set up so I can have
them send the confirmation email. Give it two
seconds. It's it's saving the email. It is created
Sign up for two lives save password Future stock
is on Geekcast radio and your podcast network
say that oh That's horrible well, what's that
future? So if you'd like to ask a question to
FutureSpot... Oh, you can't do an underscore?
No, you can't. It won't let me. Wait. Oh, come
on. It's doing this weird thing where it keeps
highlighting the whole thing and deleting it.
You know whose fault this is. FutureSpot. That's
right. Okay. Future Spock is not taken, but there's
it's just all one word It's like the email future
Spock at geek cast radio calm password is too
obvious, okay, so Just do the one that I put
in the the Skype window I was gonna suggest everything
is future Spock's fault super long and good luck
guessing it But now that I've said it we can't
use that Should have had his username. Since
my typical greeting is oddly self -serving. Hey
Blair, do you want to check this? Sorry. FutureSpock,
good luck. Okay, let's go. FutureSpock. Uh, no.
Uncheck that. Continue. I'm sorry if this is
boring to people. Hey, don't worry. You are witnessing
the birth of what will surely be an internet
legend. We're gonna go by a future Spock calm.
Oh my god Just goofy pictures there just actually
nothing just Photoshop memes of future Spock
Hey Steve what if he just followed you What's
yours dad at Birdman dog You know what's funny
if geek cast radio follows future Spock There
must be history there. You're terrible, terrible
people. I'm so glad I know you. So until next
time...
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