Altered Geek
Online Harassment, Streaming Preferences, and the State of Modern Culture

About this Episode
Hey, this is Steve blue and you are listening
to the geek cast radio network Hello and welcome
to Altered Geek Unlimited episode 65. I'm your
host Steve Megatron Phillips and joining me this
week is a different duo of Mike's. But we're
both fat. Yeah. One of us has a beard, one of
us not so much. Tag team combined weight over
900 pounds. There we go, we are earthquake and
fucking typhoon. Oh, we're level 9000. Yeah,
pretty much. As you can tell, he is BirdmanDodd,
I am DF2 and Mike. And what a week it has been,
hasn't it, boys? Yes. Let me see. So, in the
last 24 hours, I've learned several things. Evidently,
when you're Mike Dodd, don't express yourself
on social media, because you might bring people
down. But, by the same token, evidently, if you
prefer Netflix over Hulu, You are worse than
Mecha Hitler. And that's worse than regular Hitler.
Like we're talking worse than Genghis Khan, man,
with a robot suit. That's serious shit right
there. So you guys were telling me before we
got on the air here that you have received death
threats. Yeah, it was, it was a, I don't know,
about a month ago or so. So was this just some
random toolbox or some? We're gonna listener
or was this seriously? I'm gonna come to you
in the middle of the night in darkness and destroy
you Please tell me what more or less. I think
it it's spawned out of It's spawned out of an
old episode of GCR either GCR or or tune cast
or something they were commenting on years old
content and then Basically said that Why are
you always talking about net or Hulu or Netflix
instead of Hulu? There's others all these other
sources and we're like, well at the time the
shows weren't available on that and we didn't
have it So we didn't list it, you know So it's
like someone threatening to break your knees
because you prefer Google Chrome over Firefox
It's basically that kind of preference. I mean
it wasn't even a favoritism thing and they were
kind of saying that it was a favoritism so they
actually created like a Geetcast radio must die
Email and and like started trying to flood my
inbox with like a couple annoying people, but
And then in part of the email it said You know,
you guys are really bullying people into watching
Netflix and I'm like the I am. I am not bullying
anybody. You can pick your damn streaming service.
I don't care. The easiest thing for me to find
stuff on is Netflix. And I'm not... I use Hulu.
I use Hulu for He, That, and That's His Universe
for our Powers of Grayscale podcast. You know
why I prefer fucking Netflix? Because they have
apps on my gaming consoles. Sure, so does Hulu,
but here's the big secret. Hulu doesn't crash
every 30 minutes. Whereas Netflix can be stable
for days. And Hulu has commercials. Yeah, whereas
Netflix doesn't. No, even the WWE network is
more reliable than Hulu, and that says something.
I know. And the funny thing is, Steve mentioned
the commercials, and all I can think of is every
time now that Optimus Solo and I are watching
He -Man and the Master's Universe for Powers
of Grayskull, every time I put in our snake mountain
moments or our things we don't like about an
episode, every time... Hulu places a commercial
mid -transformation of He -Man. Like he'll say,
you know, by the power of Grayskull, next thing
you see is an ad for Ford or Toyota or mobile
phone or whatever. It's like, you don't place
an ad mid -transformation. You find where the
commercial break that's already there. Yes. Yes.
Yeah, it's really stupid. In fact, Steve and
I were talking about this a couple weeks ago.
The Simpsons app on the Fox website or the Simpsons
World or whatever has their commercial breaks
placed three seconds before the commercial break
actually happens. So Krusty the Clown might be
making a joke and halfway through it you'll get
a commercial about somebody screaming about beef
jerky. And then it just goes on and then it goes
to commercial and then gets back from black.
It makes no sense. And you know what, this would
be an intern's job for like a month because all
they have to do is look at time codes and just
go, okay, okay, okay, okay. It's literally a
checklist. It's ridiculous. I don't know. It's
so beyond stupid that I just don't get it. I
mean, it's funny too because you guys talk about
having a troll over the summer. I was doing a
lot of video game streams and I run and I use
a service called Twitch and I also use Twitter
to promote that service and as you guys know
this past year we had an election in Toronto
with a guy named Rob Ford and one of the most
popular accounts for him trust me I'm getting
to the point here was an account called slob
slob Ford right And evidently, I comment on a
lot of Toronto politics, because I think it's
rather interesting to see how the city that I'm
closest to works. So I tweeted something about
his stint in rehab. I've never made fun of his
drinking problem. I've never made fun of his
drug problem. I've made fun that he's an ineffectual
leader at best. So someone thought it'd be funny
to create a SlobDot account. And they were saying
all these terrible things. And I remember I actually
contacted Twitter. I actually got a hold of someone
at Twitter, which is surprising as all shit,
because their customer service is terrible. They're
like, can you prove who you are? Yeah, here's
my passport and about 10 pieces of ID. Trust
me, I'm Mike Dodd. I was actually fairly close
to getting verified, which was kind of interesting,
I thought. But yeah, I'm just thinking, who the
hell has time for that? But then again, we live
in the era of 4chan. We live in the era of anonymous,
we live in the era of YouTube comments. For any
asshole with an internet connection can post
whatever they want, and that's their right to.
It's the internet, the era of free speech. You
should not be censored. But Jesus Christ, I want
to ask these people, who ties your fucking shoes
in the morning? In the last 24 hours, I've seen
more evidence of human stupidity and why we should
stop breeding than I have in the last 33 years
of my life. I am now looking down the unfathomable
abyss of human retardedness. Well, it's it's
it's almost like these like in the US earlier
in the week The election stuff. Yes the election
stuff. Oh my god. Well, we spent three three
weeks to a month to a month and a half of Politicians
bashing each other but not actually talking about
anything I know right they're like did you know
the candidate for local school board trustee
he likes Cheetos that means he supports childhood
obesity vote this asshole because he's white
well and then yeah it's basically like that there
was an ad that that made me laugh every time
it came on because there's this this um somebody
in michigan that's that's uh they caught him
on tape saying i'm not prepared Basically to
answer a question and and so they were spinning
it like he's not prepared to You know handle
employment and he's not prepared to handle taxes
or he's not you know They just threw random words
at the end of when he's saying I'm not prepared
and just kept rewinding it It's like, okay. Yeah,
that's that's clearly, you know misquoted that
That attack ad is all the technical skill of
a guy who makes YouTube poops Basically. Like,
there are ones in Canada, and this one happened
earlier, I think it was this year or last year,
one of our guys, he's the head of the federal
liberal party, he's the son of Pierre Trudeau,
Justin Trudeau, and one of the things was Justin
Trudeau supports legalizing marijuana. I don't
want my kids doing that. Do you want him in charge?
And they have this, obviously, this soccer mom
voice actor doing it, and she's really putting
the screws to it, thinking, well, if he supports
pot, maybe he supports harder drugs. And it's
one of the most stupid asinine reasons to not
vote for someone. And of course, it's done by
the other side, the progressive conservatives
and whatever else. And even their ads are bloody
stupid, too. I don't get the point of attack
ads. It's basically political bullying. And I
just like, and you know what the sad part is?
It probably works on some percentage of the population
that doesn't take five minutes to read a website
or five minutes to read the newspaper in the
morning. And it's frustrating because you're
right though. In fact, my favorite though, and
this comes from you Americans. I love you guys
for this. I love television commercials for TV
lawyers. There's one near Buffalo. I love this
guy, hurt in a car called William Mattar. I love
that guy, or Salino and Barnes. I haven't watched
a Buffalo TV station in a number of years. Why
the hell do I still know Salino and Barnes and
William Mattar? That is the effectiveness that
the US, I think, has given us to the wonderful
world of advertising. If they can drill into
your head, it'll work. If it can actually be
called wonderful. Yeah, it's that weird viral
earworm. for stupid shit. I mean, like, you'll
have those songs that can loop in your head because
you might hear, say, um, the Bee Gees staying
alive or something, and that'll stick with you
for like a few hours because you'll, you know,
it just gets stuck in your head. These political
ads, I swear to God, there's like a giant think
tank somewhere probably controlled by like MoDoc
or OMAC or some shit like that, and it's literally
dedicated to nothing but developing stupid ads.
There there's a think tank run by Hydra right
here right now This is their sole purpose in
the world and it's friggin hilarious. I'm so
glad though the Election crap is mostly over.
I mean, yeah, it's two more years I think your
president's in power, but now the Senate's changed
and well, we'll see what happens. Yeah, who knows
I I'm looking forward to to seeing who got voted
out and voted back in and so on and so forth
like myself I voted against every asshole that
is currently in I voted for Robocop as a write
-in candidate? You always vote for RoboCop as
a write -in candidate. Damn right, he's tough
on crime and he takes no shit. I'd vote for Batman
if that was available as my president, and then
I'd have Megatron as my vice president. I'm gonna
vote for Starscream as the Minister of Foreign
Affairs. No, you know, yeah talking with Libya
no, you'd have Cobra commander do that you have
Cobra commander do that you have Starscream is
the minute the the minister or the Secretary
of Defense. No Secretary of Defense. Oh My god
seekers out to destroy them I think that should
be the GCR in question of the week is who from
fiction would you put in power? There you go
the president and the cabinet. Yeah Who do you
want to see in certain positions of power? I'm
voting a write -in of Derpy Hooves of My Little
Pony. Mr. Finance. She loves muffins. Muffins
is now your new currency. You can take your own.
Oh my god. As long as the position isn't, you
know, missionary or anything. Wow. Wow, coming
from Steve, wow. Sorry, terrible person, Steve.
This was a family podcast. Oh, you brought that
up. In five years. It's well past that. Yes.
Going back to the commenting thing, I expect
at this point is how long I've been on YouTube,
I expect to see asshats saying first in multiple
different ways on several videos that I've seen,
but for people to start doing it on Facebook,
are you kidding me? Like, I saw - It's almost
like we haven't evolved. I saw the Marvel Entertainment
- Facebook page show you know the they basically
set up Hydra leaked the the age of Ultron trailer
and somebody. Actually, I don't even know who
the hell it was. Somebody actually commented
on that post on their Facebook page saying, first,
are you kidding me? What the hell is civilization
come to that you still have to feel the need
to say that you were the first person to comment?
That's all they're right. First, you know, all
it means is you're in the right place at the
right time. You hit refresh. It's a cookie. Like,
seriously, sometime in the future, that guy,
let's call him Little Timmy, Little Timmy is
gonna be applying for a job in some federal position.
And one of the interview questions is gonna be,
have you ever been first on Facebook or YouTube?
Answer me now. If you haven't, you can't have
the job. If that ends up being on, like, resumes
and shit, those people should just automatically
be declined. I think, for people at the bottom
of their LinkedIn profiles, just write all your
usual crap, then under... like you star star
in like a really tiny font has commented first
on multiple youtube and facebook posts just for
fun that i think i'm gonna do that later actually
it would be funny if if i got a job because of
that i'm like well it's time to kill myself because
clearly the world is too stupid to exist and
it's funny because we promised ourselves at the
beginning of this discussion we are not going
to turn this into a bitch fest yet It's you people.
That's right. You listening right now with the
green headphones. Fuck you With the green beats
by Dre headphones You are what's wrong with YouTube
and Facebook from the artist formerly known as
Apple Which I hear Christian Bale bailed ha on
the on the Steve Jobs biopic. I just don't know
if I could picture Batman as Steve Jobs, then
again, I had more of a time trying to believe
Kelso as Steve Jobs, so. I was fine with the
idea of Bale playing him because he could pull
the look off. The only thing I'd be a little
irritated with is if he got mad and he started
going, Where are they? Where are the iPhones?
You can't fire me. You want me to fucking trash
this OS? My God. See, I don't know. I mean, that's
a story. I think it does deserve a big screen
serious treatment. I just think they need to
cast someone unknown. Because anybody in Hollywood,
you're going to associate them with whatever
else, right? Well, I mean, it's like the thing
with Ashton Kutcher. Was he bad at it? No, I
think he played it very well. But he got a lot
of bad rap because of all of his, you know, that
70s show and because of Two and a Half Men and
Where's my car and everything? Yeah, I mean,
he got a bad rap because usually he plays the
stoner. Yeah, and that's terrible because I really
like Ashton Fitcher. He did a movie, like, I
guess it'd be about 10 years ago now. He did
a movie called The Butterfly Effect. Oh, that
was such a good movie. And there's one part at
the end that made me really respect him as an
actor, where he tells the girl he's supposed
to fall in love with to fuck off or something.
It's like, don't talk to me. And that's the thing
that makes her life better. I'm thinking, wow,
I really believed you in that moment. Good job,
man Where he basically commits suicide? Yeah,
like there's so many like there's so many actors
in Hollywood that I think get unnecessarily Typecast
or they're just put in the wrong roles. I mean
for example, I really like Johnny Depp But putting
him in everything I think he's actually hurting
his career more than moving it forward Like I
think I think you know, like for instance the
movie transcendence I didn't think it was a bad
film overall, and I think the only reason it
kind of sucked with him in it was because, like
you said, the oversaturation. Yeah, I mean, do
you guys remember, like, about five, six years
ago when Matt Damon was in everything? And now
he's not? Yeah, now he's just, you know, I'm
just gonna, you know, maybe I'll do another Bourne
movie. Like, oh, well, clearly your career is
not exactly going the way that you had intended.
But we have to also realize that half of the
actors and actresses that we have grown up with,
or we as adults now in the past 14 years... Are
they getting older? They're getting older. They're
getting to the point where they want to, you
know, go behind the camera. You know, that's
the... Whether it's Hollywood, whether it's sports,
whatever, you know... They want to have something
new. Hell, look at wrestling. You know, look
at... Look at Jerry the King Lawler. He started
out as a wrestler, and now he is behind the scenes
doing commentary. You know, you look at someone
like, um... JBL? Same thing. Yeah, JBL. I mean,
JBL, 14 years ago, was probably still on Raw
and SmackDown doing different matches and everything
else, and now he's, you know... doing announcing
and I mean that's with anything nowadays in in
a big Hollywood type business you start out as
an actor or a performer and then as your years
catch up with you you want to slow down And go
behind the camera or go behind the scenes and
deal with that. I mean, I know Steve isn't that
big in the WWE, but I mean, look at all of the
stuff that they have at developmental. All the
old stars, what's his name, Bill, Bill Mott.
Stone Cold, look at Stone Cold. I mean, Stone
Cold still got it. But he's more into doing his,
you know, broken skull reality thing and whatever
else. Yeah. I mean, it's funny, though, because
I remember when, like years ago, we used to see
Will Smith in everything, too. Now he picks and
chooses his projects very stupidly. I'm looking
at you after after. Yeah. Now his son, Jayden.
Don't think the kids terrible. I really liked
him in in the karate kid remake I think he's
got some of the family talent, but it needs to
be refined. Oh, that's by someone other than
Wilson Yeah, he needs to maybe go to like acting
school For like a couple of years learn your
crap. I mean Robin Williams did Juilliard You
know, we're sending them off to someplace big,
you know, make them learn make them earn so send
them off to West Philadelphia But yeah, I'm not
sure I like the current crop of Hollywood that's
rising up. I mean, I do like people like, say,
Jennifer Lawrence. I really like her, not just
because she's hot. Scar Joe. The guy that plays
Xavier in the X -Men movies. The young guy or
the old guy? Yeah, the young guy. I don't remember
his name. I mean, nuts, because I know someone's
screaming at their speakers right now. Damn it,
no! That guy! See, I like him. I didn't like
him in Wanted, but now that he's gotten older,
I really, really like him. And Michael Fassbender's
another guy that's coming up in everything, and
he's really good. Just so long as Kevin Bacon
is never in another X -Men movie, I'll be happy.
Well, they only did it so they could say it was
the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Yeah, that -
Well - But they just put him at two. Some casting
directors are like, why not? My biggest problem
was him wearing the helmet. That was my biggest
problem with him being - It did look a little
goofy. It looked super goofy. Well, you gotta
also figure, it gave reason for Magneto to take
it. Yeah. Still. But why did it have to look
like that? It would've been nice if Magneto reshaped
it. Using his magnetic powers or something. Like
maybe Kevin Bacon's head, like, metal bacon on
the side, or horns, like Loki. Oh god. Now all
I'm flashing to, and Mike won't get this, but
Steve, now all I'm flashing to is your outtake
of metal floss. Oh god. By the way, it was James
McAvoy that played it. I had I had to look it
up. Although it's weird, though, because like
we were taught, like we just mentioned, there's
older people that are coming back. Bill Murray
seems to be doing a shit ton now. But Bill Murray's
weird. I don't I don't we went and saw that St.
Vincent last week. Yeah. Was it any good? And
we made it through about 30 minutes of the movie,
my wife and I. And she's like, does this get
any better? And I said. It's Bill Murray. I said
you just have to take into consideration. It's
gonna be a dark comedy experience and and because
she wanted to see it because it had that Melissa
McCarthy in it, yeah, and She really likes that
actress. So she's like she's barely in it and
I says yeah, I know and I really I you wanted
to go see this and she's like I thought you wanted
to see it I says fuck. No, I didn't want to see
this. I wanted to see Guardians and So she's
she's like, well, we just started about 30 minutes
after we got into this movie. Let's go walk across
the hall. So we did It wasn't bad, but it kind
of reminded me of a lot of those like other kind
of scary possession movie sort of thing Basically,
I mean it was like the you know always summon
the ghosts the ghosts is telling us something
and it's killing us slowly one by one by possessing
us and then You know, it's the typical burn body
burn whatever is associated to destroy the ghost
You know something you'd see on supernatural,
but they stretched it to two hours Wow You know,
that's another big problem. I've kind of noticed
they advertise movies completely fucking wrong.
Like, the trailers are very misleading. I think
the biggest example I can think of from this
year, in particular, was Godzilla. Because they're
riding the high of Bryan Cranston from Breaking
Bad. And they're like, Bryan Cranston, his son
must fight Godzilla! And all the trailers had
almost all of his scenes in it, and you think
he's in it for the whole movie, he's in there
for maybe the first 20 minutes, maybe. Then it's
Quicksilver. or kick -ass fighting Godzilla,
though not really. And that's how they do it.
Even Godzilla didn't have a lot of Godzilla in
it, to be sure. I know there were a couple of
movies I've seen in the last year or two where
it was completely mis -advertised. Same with
even... I talked about this with the angry video
game nerd last month for the Topic Show. We did
the, like, Aliens franchise. Another movie that
I thought was completely... The trailer was very
misleading. Was Prometheus Like they're like,
this is the story before alien again. Well kind
of sorta I Had no intention of ever watching
that movie. It's not bad But when you realize
they're trying to shoehorn in the engineers out
or or the space jockeys into The alien universe
and like yeah, it's cool. I'm now we know that
they're out there sort of thing, but Supposedly
even Blade Runner happens in the same universe
as this movie, too. So technically Blade Runner
and Alien, Prometheus all exist in the same universe.
And there was a joke we made on the podcast that
you could even tie in Gladiator to it somehow,
some way, because it was directed by Ridley Scott.
So every Ridley Scott movie is somehow weirdly
connected. I don't know that that that sucks
when you have such high hopes for a movie and
it utterly disappoints the crap out of you. Like
in fact this year. I haven't gone to the movies
a lot this year and One of the other movies.
I thought was completely misleading by the trailers
Was transformers for age of extinction. I knew
that was gonna be dogshit Oh, well, I figured
Dinobots. How do you fuck up Dinobots? Because
they're only in at ten minutes not even and you
don't even know any of their names That's I think
to me that was the biggest offense to me I mean,
not withstanding Mark Wahlberg screaming every
10 minutes, but I'm an inventor! Okay, Mark Wahlberg
screaming every 10 minutes is better than the
last 10 and a half hours of Shia LaBeach being
in those movies for me. But at least Shia LaBeach
moved the plot forward. Barely. Barely, but he
did, whereas - He was a functional idiot that
served a purpose. As Mark Wahlberg is like honey
hand me my alien killing gun and don't in the
fact that they spent two and a half minutes on
a rape joke Was kind of funny too, but not in
the tragic or but not in the funny. Haha more
funny tragic I That movie was such dogshit. It
is where I've had people defend that movie up
and down again. It's a fun movie That's what
Transformers should be I'm thinking well, I can
concede that point. I can see that But at the
same time, you don't take the source material,
pour, you know, pee all over it and say, you
know what? That's a movie. Yeah, Bumblebee did
it in Revenge of the Fallen, so it's not like
they couldn't have done it again. See, I'm a
Revenge of the Fallen apologist. I like that
movie to a certain extent, but I see the problem
with it. There were a lot of issues with it.
A lot of bad McGuffins and bad writing, but overall
it wasn't a terrible film. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't...
We're sitting at the screen thinking when is
this going to end with Transformers? I remember
looking at my watch a few times thinking Jesus
Christ is still going I'll say this for the franchises
that we know and love that have had their to
films this year for their 30th anniversary, Transformers
and Turtles. For me personally, Turtles was so
much better, but at least Transformers was refreshing
for me because it was a completely different
cast and it wasn't the same old tired Shia plot.
Yeah, I'm a lot of focus on a different human.
Yeah. I wish the human meant something. Yeah.
Like. Like, honestly, if they had them refocus
on, you know, the robots, it might be actually
somewhat good. And they had a, what I felt to
be a fairly good idea that this military unit
is hunting down Transformers because of, you
know, Chicago. They should have just had Robot
Master and just, you know. I wanted Frasier teaming
up with that dickhead killing people. That would
have been cool. Not Marky Mark fighting Frasier
and Optimus Prime. Which is funny, in the last
ten minutes, that movie pulls a poochie. What
I mean by that is, he really says, I must go
now, and he just floats up and leaves Earth.
Like, you know, that ability would have been
really useful in, like, you know, Revenge of
the Fallen, or... I don't know. You know what?
If Iwis Prime could have flew in Revenge of the
Fallen, Jetfire wouldn't have had to die. Iwis
Prime is an asshole! A colossal one. Well yeah,
I mean that's another thing too. He straight
up kills Frasier. Just blows him away. He's like,
when I find him, I will kill him. Like, that's
not the Optimus Prime I know. That's Optimus
Prime unhinged off his meds. And I feel sorry
for him. And he should never complain about it.
So basically what you're saying is the Bay Optimus
is an American version of yourself. Yes, I will
kill anyone who questions me and I will do it
with a robotic John Goodman Okay, come on. You
gotta give Goodman something him is how he was
good. Yeah, actually Okay, I liked hound and
I think What was the name of the green one? It
wasn't Springer. No, you're talking about the
the other green one. That was um, the other green
meat God that was um crosshairs Yeah, that was
Bender from Futurama, wasn't it? I think so.
Pandemagio or something? Yeah, I think so. They're
utilized. That's one problem I have with the
Transformers franchise. They have this rich lore
and all these really interesting characters,
but they're never used. Yeah, and they pulled
Drift right out of the comics just to put him
in the movie and he's blue? Seriously? And...
I don't know, it makes me mad that half these
things... are reduced to quick cameos. Like,
hell, R .C. was in Revenge of the Fallen, and
she's in it for, like, I'm thinking maybe less
than 40 seconds. Yeah. And then they kill one
of the R .C. twins or something. It's like, what
the fuck, really? That Skidmark and Buttflap
get more screen time. Skidmark and Buttflap.
A character who's actually beloved and could
bring in new female fans to the franchise. So
we get, hey, Kraka? I don't know. And two, talk
about turtles. Two. That one, I thought, was
a pleasant... I don't want to say disaster. I
felt it was a good effort, all things considered.
It was a good effort, but you can see where they
had to scrape because of certain plot details.
I'm pretty sure they shoot it shredder. Well,
that's what I'm saying the whole thing with the
fan reaction online Oh my god, you're gonna have
a white guy William Fickner from from Armageddon
as shredder really seriously And yet they leave
him in with a purple tie and it leads you to
believe he is shredder even though he isn't Maybe
he's shredded to point out What I found absolutely
interest like Frieza What I found absolutely
hilarious about Turtles is they, at least for
me it's a Bill Cosby reference, they pulled in
Buck Buck. And I'm like, nobody fucking knows
Buck Buck. Like, one of the weird casting choices
for that movie was Tony Shaluba's Splinter. And
he didn't do a terrible job. No. But it's just,
that's a really weird casting choice. I would
have went with... the guy who did Drift's voice,
Ken Watanabe. That would have been awesome. I
would have actually either done one of two things
with Splinter. At first I was kind of hesitant
about Tony Shalhoub because I know, and I know
this is me typecasting him, but I know what I've
seen him in. Stuff like Wings. He was one of
the people in Wings and whatever else. But one
of the two things I would have done, I would
have either gone back to the cast, The old cartoon
and got Peter Rennaday to do it or I would have
gotten the new cast Hoon Lee Who is the splinter
in the 2012 cartoon series and had him? No, not
at all She's barely there. Yeah, she's like this
is Although all things considered I think it
I think me and Steve have talked about this before
I Specifically I was talking about man of steel
Mm -hmm, and I've got a problem with that, but
I'll talk about that in a minute, but it's a
good argument We'll see in Mike Powers likes
that movie. It's like it's the movie that needs
to launch a franchise, but it's not our franchise
So what you're saying is it's the movie we need
right now, but not the one we deserve. That's
exactly my argument. And that's the same thing
for Transformers as well. All of these franchises,
they need to draw on the younger audiences who
have more disposable income. I will put asses
in seats that are not going to be super critical
of it. They want a fun blockbuster. And that's
fine. That is perfectly their right. Because
you should be able to go to the movies and have
fun. But there comes that artistic integrity
I think for like some of these properties and
it's kind of like I think it was Dan We were
talking about this where there was this movie
called the people versus George Lucas and It
talks about George Lucas taking the stars movies
and re -editing them to their oh, this is my
original vision or whatever, right and People
complain about that saying no, you can't take
these movies. They don't belong to you anymore
I think that's our problem with us as nerds now
when we look at some of these franchises. We
see them as ours. They're not allowed to be different.
It kind of sucks because I don't want to see
certain things change because let's all face
it change is scary, but change can be good. Change
can be good, but it also sucks. Yeah, like I
have hopes Turtles 2 will be better. I have hope
because you know what Johnny Knoxville as Leonardo
didn't suck. The other voice actors for that
movie didn't suck. There was one moment with
Johnny that I heard his regular voice that he
uses every day. Yeah, there was one moment. I
think it was on the rooftop or when he was yelling
at Mikey or something, and I'm like, oh, come
on, don't break voice character. Oh, God. But,
you know, overall, Turtles was really, really
enjoyable. Mean I think it's the second best
Turtles movie that's been made I Look at the
one from 1990 as the best the best Yeah, this
would be the second because I'm not counting
the one that's animated from 2007 Yeah, 2007.
Yeah, 2007 was okay, but it wasn't anything special.
Yeah The other two movies I like secret of the
ooze I like it way better than Turtles in Time
or Turtles 3. Yeah But I'm trying to think of
other franchises that have kind of taken a dive
But I don't know what I don't see that as a complaint.
It's something that I'm noticing I wonder what's
gonna happen with Star Wars because this week
Abrams has wrapped filming on it They're done
and then they've they've tried to make the claim
that it's the best thing since sliced bread Well,
I see C3PO made that claim Yeah, but it's gonna
be better than Empire and it's like it's kind
of a hard claim because Empire came from a different
style of filmmaking to Like there's nerd movies
that can move you and I think Marvel has come
the closest in certain ways and the Christopher
Nolan stuff Mm -hmm for Batman is some the closest
to having a moving moment in a superhero movie
or something like that They tried to do the moving
moment with Abrams and Star Trek Wrath of Khan,
or not Wrath of Khan, Into Darkness. Just call
it what it is. Wrath of Khan, take two. No, no,
no. Wrath of Khan. Wrath of Khan, part two. Wrath
of Wrath Khan. It's terrible. And I don't know.
To say it's better than Empire, that's a pretty
bold statement. Like I said, it's two different
styles of filmmaking. But you know what? Maybe
Abrams can pull it off. Blair is showing me stuff
from his TV show, Alias. And Abrams can direct.
He can do some really impressive stuff when he
wants it. And he can be a really effective storyteller
when he wants. Alias. He loves Star Wars as much
as he says he does. Maybe it'll be good. But
Empire good? I don't know. Yeah. Because Empire,
I think, is an important movie. And will episode
seven be important? That's debatable. At least
it won't be the Phantom Menace. Yeah, and that's
something else, too. There are certain movies
that maybe shouldn't be touched again. And I
think we needed to see the beginning of the Star
Wars trilogy, but there was another guy that
I know. He's a YouTuber. He goes by, it's called
Fanboy Flix. I went to College with them and
he brought up this point. You guys remember a
couple years ago. They remade the Halloween movies
with Rob Zombie Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately,
so he openly said he wasn't gonna do them and
They were not and when he did he said they're
not gonna be a carbon copy remake, which is good
He took them in his own direction terrible car
crash direction, but a direction nonetheless
and He gave evil a backstory with the little
kid becoming Michael Myers growing up, becoming
a Looney Tune, but he made him empathetic and
sympathetic in a way. You could see why Michael
was nuts. And giving a backstory to Darth Vader,
one of the greatest villains of our time, I think
kind of hurt him. You see, he's just a fucked
up kid with daddy issues. And, you know, obviously
he wants to protect his wife, and a lot of us
can agree with that sentiment. You know, we want
to protect the ones we love. But I don't think
protecting the ones we love is going to turn
us into murdering kids. Yeah, no. And I don't
know. I like the prequels. I really do. In fact,
Revenge of the Sith is probably my favorite Star
Wars movie. I know, right? And I don't know.
I think the Star Wars franchise, maybe it should
have just been, all right, let's tell other parts
of this. Kind of like the Boba Fett movie or
something. kinda like what they're doing with
Rebels on Disney XD Rebels has no... it takes
place between Sith and New Hope but it has no
characters in it that we would... that I recognize
in it like it's all new characters to me which
is really cool and interesting because it's better
than trying to shoehorn an animated series in
a round The movies like what they did with the
Clone Wars now. I'm sure the Clone Wars is a
good series I'm not saying it's not I haven't
seen a lot of it. I've seen the it's quite good,
but it's maybe a little much Yeah, yeah five
years worth of stuff. I don't know Yeah, but
at least it's better than droids Anything is
better than droids, but that theme song is awesome
I think I think the guy who did the theme song
for that movie or that not that way that series
was a guy from the police. I'm almost 90 % sure
of that. Well, hell, if Joe Perry from Aerosmith
can do the 94 Spider -Man theme, why not? I know,
right? There are certain other parts of those
universes that should be explored. I mean, it
would work with Star Wars because it is so huge.
Young Han Solo movie, in theory. You could do
a Boba Fett, but the story of the rebellion should
be done they won the end and Whatever. I mean
or if you're gonna do a post Return of the Jedi
not 30 years. No you do a hundred But like they
did in the comics and they go a Star Wars legacy
Yeah 150 years post Luke Skywalker or something
And, you know, it told a new Star Wars story
in that universe, and that's okay. Or maybe they
should have went back and told Ninth of the Old
Republic. That could have been really cool. I
think the only reason why they went 30 years
past Jedi now is because they wanted to not necessarily
shoehorn in, but be able to use Luke, Leia, and
Han before they... Well, they want to grab our
parents' generation one last time. Pretty much.
Since they grew up with it initially it makes
more sense to kind of shoehorn them in While
they may still give a shit Before you know, they're
dead Yeah, which is funny I think Mark Hamill
now is the same voice or the same age and Alec
Guinness was when he first So I can get that
and I'm glad they're passing the church in a
way, but I look at someone like Harrison Ford
You looked tired doing Kingdom of the Crystal
Skull. Him doing this, I don't know, I hope they
have him just sitting around in like a wheelchair
or something for half the movie. Well, at least
he's not going, I'm getting too old for this
shit. Yeah, and even like having Peter Mayhew
back as Chewbacca, that's great, but in the end
it's a guy in a suit, which sucks to even say
that. Because the performance, I don't know,
I think you could get that performance out of
almost anybody. But then again, you look at,
say, an alien franchise. I think it's Tom Woodruff,
I think, is the guy in the suit. And he moves
a certain way, so I don't know. Maybe that was
a really weak argument. And I know, Steve, you
and I have talked about this. We look at, say,
Star Trek, for example. That's a franchise that
I'm quickly questioning its relevancy to. That
sucks. Yeah, I'm scared to say that as well and
And it sucks because right now I mean in the
past two weeks we had our first major space disaster
And I think about 10. I think I think it's been
10 years since the shuttle blew up again or it's
been recent memory anyway with the Virgin Galactic
ship crash and killing one of the two pilots
That's set the space probe program back a little
bit You think? Yeah, I know. And it blows, because
now more than ever we need to be exploring boundaries
and figuring out what's out there so we can move
forward as a species. But no one's interested.
We're more interested in the shape of Kim Kardashian's
ass. We're asking less Battlestars Elastica and
more Detox Alien. You didn't just say that, Steve.
I did. My puns are good tonight. I want things
to be better in terms of our nerd culture, which,
you know, there's another thing I could kind
of point out. Being a nerd in the latter half
of this year has been the shit. Utterly terrible.
I won't talk a lot about this because simply
this will piss people off. You guys know what
GamerGate is, right? Mm -hmm. Yeah, I've been
actively avoiding It is single -handedly one
of the stupidest things I've ever seen online
Well, it's like the the gamer version of water
key It's I don't know I have on my Facebook in
the last two weeks I've had threads go into like
a hundred plus comments about it and Ultimately,
it ends up in name calling on both sides. Both
sides have a point. Both sides are now doing
nothing but bullying each other for this. And
it's funny, because I remember, I'm pretty sure
you, Mike, and I have talked about this before,
how shows like the Big Bang Theory bring people
into our culture, because it's very accessible.
Then we go out and do shit like this. Basically
kick people out because they're not allowed in
our boys club Yeah, it it's just crazy it's weird
like we become a very weirdly niche subculture
that finally got the acceptance we've been fighting
for since like Since the first time biff tannin
picked on marty mcfly or the first time You know
that goofy kid in the glasses got picked on in
in the 50s We're finally at a level where we
can stand beside the jog and say hey man. What's
up? And we're accepted And now it's like... I
don't know, man. I'm not saying geek culture's
in trouble, but I think we maybe need a bit of
a reality check. I don't even think it's totally
geek culture. I think it's everybody that's trying
to act like a geek. Like, because the original
geeks don't have the problem. We were just there.
Yeah, I know I'm gonna probably catch shit for
that, for saying that, but it's true. At this
point in my life, you know, I'm about to turn
35 in February coming up and it's like I don't
Okay, fine. If someone goes out and likes Lord
of the Rings fine. Great. It's not for me I'm
not gonna sit here and bash you for liking something.
I'm not gonna sit here like I will You're just
that spiteful. You're turning into the me that
was about five years ago. It is true. I am hitting
that age. Mike, dude, I'm telling you, that sprint
commercial with James Earl Jones and Malcolm
McDowell, that is Steve and I. Dude, you've turned
into a monster. It's weird just kind of watching
ourselves kind of grow up and being very aware
of it. At the same time because I remember I
would take people to task like fuck Mike. I remember
giving you shit And it's I don't know it's one
of those things where I Hope we grow up goes
into avengers Goes into Avengers and kills it
both as Banner and the Hulk and it's like I fucking
told you so Yeah, that's true. You completely
called that and I would leave. You are right
for the rest of your life. Although Mark Ruffalo
Watts 2011 was hilarious. Like, I don't know.
It's weird being, like I said, being aware and
cognizant of things changing. And I think a few
of us are hip to it. Like, we're like, okay,
cool. We can, you know, not suck anymore. Don't
think enough of us are aware of that yet that
Things are gonna be good forever like there's
gonna be a title a big title shift how things
are perceived and that's why I kind of I Wish
there was a series like Star Trek right now,
and I know that's a really weird tie -in, but
hear me out Star Trek in the 60s spoke to the
problems that were happening in the world. Mm
-hmm and they used, you know, references to racism
and whatever. To have a series like that right
now would, I think, be kind of nice because I
kind of think now we're almost in that again
where we're having lines divide among really
bizarre lines like class warfare again. I mean,
it's not the race war, but you could argue that
with the Fergus and stuff that happened earlier
this year as well. which admittedly, it sucks
to be a different color. You know, like I'm native,
for example, but that's a whole different kettle
of fish. I'm not touching that. I'll catch shit
for that in the comments. I'll say it sucks,
but we're not here to talk total politics today.
Like, Star Trek held a cultural relevance and
it spoke to people and it got people having a
conversation. I don't see many television shows
generating that conversation now. Maybe some
of the more serious stuff like the newsroom you
could even put a point to the walking dead generating
a conversation but though i don't know what that
conversation is that's well it that in my personal
opinion when it comes to walking dead that conversation
is entirely fictional in our heads i don't know
i i have never gotten on the walking dead freight
train i never will it's Just not, you know, I'm
sure there are shows that I love that people
just don't care about and that's all well good
and fine, but you know, I think the problem with
geekdom and you know, pop culture and geek culture
today is it's not just us, but it's, you know,
I have to say this listeners. I'm sorry to say
this, but I have to. It's friggin Hollywood.
Instead of coming up with new and exciting fiction,
everything, it doesn't matter what it is, is
predicated upon a plot stereotype that we've
seen in the past 30, 20, 15 years of our lives.
It just is. There is no originality anymore.
Didn't someone very like there's some huge novelist
some historical guy. I wish I knew his name Didn't
he say something like there's only six types
of stories. We just change them around a little
bit Like like man versus man man versus nature
nature versus nurture blah blah blah blah And
it's true. I mean, I'd like to see more Interesting
content out there. I mean for me at least to
talk about walking dead for a moment. Oh A friend
of mine online has said it's terrible apocalypse
fiction, and I can see that because Sure zombies
are a big problem in The Walking Dead But it's
the living that you have to look out for like
the governor the guys from terminus or Why is
my wife sighing and looking at the floor? She's
not a walking dead fan is she oh no she loves
the show Although, to mention that though, she
is a teacher in elementary school. And you know
that's grades one to eight, right? Yeah. She
has grade eights spoiling stuff for her. And
I think grade eights, certain people can handle
fiction of a certain harshness if you're raised
right. Yet it's not about blowing away the walkers
and blowing people's heads off. It's about doing
what is necessary to survive. Isn't, uh, isn't
Walking Dead TVMA? Yeah. Then 8th graders should
not be friggin' watching it. I think it's okay
if they are prepared for what they're watching.
As long as they understand. So if they're prepared
for a zombie apocalypse, we're good. Yeah. Then
again, the grade 7 student I saw buying cod yesterday.
Oh my god. That's a whole other thing. Oh my
god. it's weird to talk cultural censorship and
that's another thing too that you know is a big
deal like we we we talked about the ratings board
for television shows or video games etc and i
don't know if we're having the right conversations
with our kids or even with each other um about
some of the harshness that we see i mean i like
walking dead because it tells the story of what
are you willing to do to hold on to your humanity
in a sense but also what happens when that humanity
is tested. Right, but that is a fictional television
show for us adults. That is not for... I just,
I don't know. For me, I cannot sit here and say
I would let my kid if I ever had any kids, which
probably won't because I'm too lazy. You know,
it's one of those things where... That is a show
for adults only it's not for chill like Sure,
we grew up in an age where you know, I used to
watch Star Trek the next generation I used to
watch I tried watching two episodes of Twin Peaks
and got scared shitless as a kid, you know And
it's but I knew the difference like my mom used
to show me the nightmare on Elm Street movies
And now I'm not a fan of the horror genre of
film because of that but it's one of those things
where i know the difference between the fact
that freddy krueger is a fictional character
christ i feel like ben from chasing amy um i
think less about the fictional part of it as
opposed to what the story is about because for
example i think you can make a very powerful
argument like okay you want to show your kids
walking dead would you show them a documentary
about the holocaust for example and i know that
seems really weirdly not until that not at eight
years old not i mean Then again, my parents didn't
hide much from me. I knew the world was messed
up at a very, very young age and that made me
curious to pursue more about it. But we grew
up in a different time though. You look at now,
Mike, and look at how children are growing up
now. They're growing up with the internet. They're
growing up with Twitter, with Facebook, with
YouTube, with all this stuff. And it's instant.
Like with us, it wasn't so instant. It was, we
had to read it in a newspaper or watch a news
program or, you know. You know, an encyclopedia.
Yeah, yeah get on an encyclopedia and actually
friggin read, you know It's weird my wife just
whispered in my ear something she wants me to
actually kind of mention I'd like to get your
guys thoughts. Okay, we pretty much agree walking
dead for a kid's probably not a good idea, right?
Yeah, we agree on a show like say Doctor Who
That's meant to be for children surprisingly
I haven't watched enough of it to give an opinion.
But you would agree it's not Blood Guts and Gore
and Machine Guns. It's not like The Walking Dead,
no. But I'm sure there are plenty of adult themes
in that show, like adult humor in that show.
I don't know about that so much, though. Only
for the fact that, I mean, if you look at things,
even looking at Star Trek, it's pretty fucking
solid for, you know, you could let a kid watch
it. My parents did and I turned out fine. Now,
Blair had told me at the schools that she works
with, I'm not going to obviously name names,
the students have to have a permission form and
be above grade five. Yet in the 60s, once again,
different time frame. I agree. The original Doctor
Who program was developed for children. Hell,
the Daleks showed up and I think like the second
episode and they're scary as shit. Even though
they look like salt and pepper shakers, but still,
regardless. It's weird that kids now are not
like we were back in the 80s, in the 90s, and
I don't think I like where this is going, if
you'd catch my meaning. You mentioned kids have
access to all this information, Facebook, Twitter,
Google, YouTube, et cetera, and they have this
really weird sense of entitlement, like the world
is theirs. It's not ours anymore, it's theirs,
there's no sharing about it. And you look at
the celebrities that are coming out of that age
group, like you're Selena Gomez as you're Justin
Bieber's. You don't see a lot of altruistic behavior
out of those people, maybe Selena Gomez, but
you look at say someone like say Bono or Johnny
Depp known for doing big bits of charity work.
And actually my wife made a very good point about
this. Okay, we know this year Amanda Bynes, Has
had some issues to put it delicately And this
is a year where mental health has become one
of those things where people are seriously they're
seriously talking about it and even Relating
to my own personal situation today It's a joke
or not. Well miss or it's not well understood
You make fun of someone about mental health and
you look at Robin Williams suicide this year
You're laughing at Amanda Bynes and yet mourning
Robin Williams, there's a problem with you. As
they both suffer from some form of mental illness.
Whereas one may prove to be a punchline on Jimmy
Kimmel or something, one of them ended with one
of the greatest comedians of the last, I don't
know, however many years taking his own life.
At least the last five decades. Exactly, at least
that's 50 years. um see here's the thing when
i see stories like the amanda biden's thing or
a kardashian story or a beaver story or whatever
i just shake my head and go on and and don't
even really think about it because that's not
the generation i care about I'm fine, you know,
looking at new actors and actresses in Hollywood
and seeing what's coming for later on in my life
for what I'll have to deal with. Because let's
face it, like I've already said in this episode,
Denzel and Tom Cruise, love them or hate them,
you know... Are all taking different roles now.
All taking different roles now. Harrison Ford,
Mel Gibson, you know... Even sly, you know sly
can't do the expendables forever as much as I
wish he would he can't You know, they're all
Going on to different roles and different things
and Hollywood has at least in the last six if
not the last 14 years changed dramatically You're
right and it's you know It's right now I care
more about revisiting the generation I grew up
with as a child than I do caring about what's
coming now from this generation. We just, which
movie was it? My buddy Doug Abel and I, Doug
Abel does talking about my generation. It's his
podcast. We just did a movie where we talked
about the differences in how movie posters were
done. Crap, what the hell film was it? It was,
no, it was the Teen Wolf poster, the original
Teen Wolf poster, because we did it for Halloween.
You know, we talked about how posters were done
back then versus how they're done today. And
it's completely different. Oh, absolutely. Because
if you look now, they're all lazy Photoshop.
Uh -huh. They're not drawn. They were drawn by
artists, like Drew Struzan, stuff like that.
Yep, exactly. And I think it's more of a thing
of... the times they are changing. And it's not
even the more things change, the more they stay
the same because they don't. I mean, you know,
you look at anyone that's in the media today,
whether they're, you know, making news or they're
reporting news. It's and again, it goes back
to that instant access of how much our civilization
has basically evolved in the last 30 or so years.
Yeah, because now we have this this Internet.
generation and they're going to be the ones to
lead the charge to save the world so to speak
because there are some some issues that do need
to solve in the next generation or two um that
you know need to be addressed and it's like i
know we all talk about looking back on our generation
with rose colored glasses our generations weren't
perfect either but i think there was something
was fundamentally different with them and i think
it was i I feel like maybe I'm not right in saying
this, but this is how I feel. Like there was
more of a respect for each other. Now it's all
me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And I don't like
that because I want to care about everybody.
And honestly, I've never shared this story before.
This past August when the Ferguson riots were
happening, I cried. over a world event that was
happening 800 miles away from me and the more
I see problems like that rise up in the world
it makes me want to care about things and I really
do I really do want to help the world in any
way that I can but I don't see others outside
of a select few giving a crap like you saw it
got buried in the news until it couldn't be avoided
And that's another political conversation for
a different day. My point being is this young
group of people has the potential to do so much
good, and they have. Hell, even groups like Anonymous
and Warchan have done some good. They've also
done some terrible things, too. I like to believe
in the collective good of people, but I find
that hope meaning. And I don't like that. Yeah.
You know, people always ask me, or people always...
My buddy Paul, Octobotamus on YouTube, he always
makes fun of me for never really going outside
the house. And one of the reasons why I barely
go outside of my house is because I, in general,
hate dealing with people. Because I have so much
more common sense than half the people that,
like, somebody will yell at me from down the
street and it's like, I don't know you! You know,
let me guess they're calling you fat or something
right? No, it's like Okay, for example, and I
understand this is a problem. Don't get me wrong.
I I have been in my you know last 14 15 16 years.
I have been homeless several times I understand
homelessness is a big issue in this country and
probably all over the world for that matter,
but It's like these people who hang out at stores
and don't even bring up Jay and Silent Bob, I
know. But it's one of those things where these
people hang out at stores and be like, hey, big
guy. Hey, big guy. Can I talk to you for a minute?
I know what they want. They either want money
for beer or cigarettes. And it's like, I barely
have any money myself. It's like, how am I supposed
to help out somebody else when I can't even help
myself half the time? And so it's like one of
those things where I basically live my life on
the internet at this point. I mean, yeah, sure.
There are several times a week per month, you
know, that I have to go out and go do stuff for
my mom and whatever else. But it's like, in general,
I am happiest sitting at my desk, on my computer,
interacting with people that I probably never...
I mean, to this day, we're about, you know, we're
five and a quarter years into the GCRN's lifespan.
Steve and I have never met. Hell, this past weekend
I almost met Gary Godso from Once on Joe Mine,
and that's kind of sad to me that I almost met
Gary before I met Steve. It's just one of those
things where I'm more connected with my friends
online than anyone in the real world. I'm starting
to feel that way too because I'm so... I'm far
away from the people that I grew up developing
Twig with. Even the people that I... grew up
with, I'm finding I have more of a connection
with the people online. Hell, I have more in
-depth conversations with Steve here than I do
some of my friends that I play our RPGs with.
And that, I don't think necessarily speaks to
the quality of the friendships, but things are
changing. And I like the fact that we're more
connected. In fact, a friend of mine, two friends
of mine are dating. They're not going to have
their first date until next year. Because they're
literally from Buffalo to Alberta. That's like
thousands of miles Yeah, and that doesn't matter
in 2014 because they have you know, they have
that connection and With that connection some
of us I think have grown to embrace it and it's
a very good thing for us because You've been
podcasting for five years. I've been I'm going
on eight next year, you know And you know, that's
all that's an awesome thing. And yet we see people
and yet we talk shit about people who maybe spend
all their time on their phones during class or
dinner or whatever. And I'm guilty of it, too.
I'm connected out. Yes. My wife is going to be
so my. Yeah. And I don't know yet. We have this
technology connecting us and we're actually having
a friendly conversation. This is the kind of
thing we'd be hanging around each each each other's
living room, probably having a couple of cans
of Coke or something, you know what I mean? And
probably playing video games later. Exactly.
That's, let's see, that's the coolest thing about
podcasting, honestly, you know, and I know, Steve,
you've talked about this, that sometimes you
have said that audio podcasting is kind of a
dying breed that people are going more towards
video. It is, but it is. I see. I don't think
it ever will be because there are a lot of people
like me who prefer to be audio only because I
grew up. Listening to radio stations in Boston.
I grew up listening to Lorne and Wally in the
morning on 105 .7 WVBF, which is now W ROR, but
it's Are you kidding me dude, I I can name almost
all the radio stations that I've listened to
in my 35 years of living but it's one of those
things where Like I grew up listening to these
radio DJs and wanting to be them. Like I've always
wanted to actually, I don't care if it doesn't
pay me any money. I want the prestige of sitting
there in the DJ booth, whether I'm on air or
not, just hanging out with those people, you
know, you know, you know, fame by association
or whatever you want to call it. It's one of
those things where when I found podcasting, it
was a savior for me because I didn't know what
the hell I was going to do with my life at, you
know, 28 years old. I've had maybe. Three and
a half semesters of college and it just college
just I it couldn't keep my attention It just
couldn't I got you know, I passed like my first
two semesters and The college I was attending
was a little community college and their biggest
thing was nursing. I Cannot deal with nursing.
I just can't I'm more of a creative type than
then, you know an active type You know, yeah.
And, uh, when I found podcasting, it was awesome.
It was great. It was like, okay, I, I, this is
just like being on a radio station. And I admit
in those first, you know, that first year or
so that I did the TFU and podcast, I was stiff
as hell. And then I, by 2009, I'm like, uh, screw
it. I'll just sit back in my chair and just relax.
And ever since then, I have been relaxing and
putting out consistent content for the last six
and a half years personally, even though the
network has only been online for five years.
And Steve's been doing it for longer than that.
What are you, seven now? Close? Yeah. Yeah. So
it's like, this is what I love is sitting here
having a conversation with people that I enjoy
talking to and to hell with the rest of the world.
Yeah, like honestly, this is my preferred interaction
outside of playing D &D with a group of people
Yeah, I just honestly I would honestly say podcasting
Probably saved my life in a number of ways and
I really have to thank people like Steve sailor
for basically introducing me to this world of
interactive media and I never realized I wanted
to be an entertainer until I first got working
at a TV station as a technical op. And it wasn't
until college when, like I said, Steve Scheller
offered me that opportunity to do something and
just creating content over the last seven years.
I've talked with people that are my idols and
I've made some really long lasting friendships.
Like I talk like I met Spada through the I can't
remember the name of his old podcast. That's
kind of like TFY. Yeah. And Spada invited me
into his home a couple of years ago. I stayed
with Spada for like three or four days. That's
awesome. And just all the opportunities that
have been afforded to me, like I've been flown
out to MTV to cover the Spike TV video game awards
and all sorts of other crazy. Hell, through Twitter,
I won a contest to Las Vegas through texting.
That doesn't happen. Hell, that's I used to think
people who want shit online were lying or was
some part of creative marketing. But anyway,
the point of the matter is I don't go outside
a lot either. I like controlling who I interact
with, how I interact with them. And it's not
that I'm a hermit because I'm really not. I really
enjoy getting together with people. I like going
out because I'm a bigger guy and getting around
is much harder. In fact, I might have to get
a wheelchair because my knees are. But when I'm
at home, hell, I'm talking to you guys in my
living room on a TV right now. Look at how cool
that is. I don't know. There's just something
about that that I really, really enjoy. And I
don't think a lot of people understand that technology,
podcasting, Skype, Twitter, Facebook can accomplish
wonderful, wonderful things. Absolutely. But
it could do some terrible things too like in
canada this past year or was it last year? I
can't remember There was a girl who was cyber
bullied so bad that she killed herself her name
was ritea parsons And I remember that and you
know cyber bullying is a big problem. It really
is Yeah, and you know and it sucks though that
because there's probably people like us who enjoy
the the technology like us That don't have the
familiar feelings that we have with it where
you know, they go online and maybe bad things
happen But they know it's their only safe space
Yeah, I don't know. It's like no matter where
you go. You can't win Pretty much. Yeah, but
I kind of sucks But there are good people out
there. I absolutely among those people. Oh absolutely
like It's funny, I look at our little group,
our little gaggle here, like, GCRN, Twig, TF
Wire, etc. You know, all these different podcasting
networks and shows never turned anybody away.
And as much as we gave crap to the guy who was,
like, making fun of us for slob -dod or GCRN
must die, I'd like to think if they genuinely
asked us for help, we'd probably at least start
a conversation. or not complete ass wipes. Well,
I mean, like even when I got the email, I, you
know, I said, okay, yeah, I mean, we did cover
that a little heavy, but, you know, I'm not going
to, more or less, I'm not going to sink to their
level. I'm going to acknowledge it. I'm going
to, you know, read it. I'm going to reply civilly.
And then I'm going to just let it be. There was
a guy that emailed me this year, and it really
bothered me. Evidently, I was doing one of my
live streams, and evidently, I made fun of him.
I'm pretty sure I didn't, or it wasn't me on
the thing. But if it was me, I totally accept
responsibility for it. I emailed him back. He's
like, you've lost a fan today. I'm like, really?
Well, what have I done? What can we do to fix
this? I genuinely want to hear your concerns.
And he replied back that you made fun of me,
blah, blah, blah. I'm like, OK, well, for what
it's worth, I am sincerely sorry. What can we
do moving forward to make things better for you?
And I never got a response back and that's always
kind of kind of bothered me But I've always kind
of prided myself at least in my social media
platforms where I tend to share and I never censor
Conversations even if they get a little bit uncomfortable
Mm -hmm. I never want anybody to feel like they're
being policed You're allowed to say what you
want what you say may be completely fucked up
But you're allowed to say that's your right as
a person So I don't know Like I said, I honestly
believe there are good people out there, and
we're among them, and there's good people out
there who want to connect with us. And they should.
And they should check out podcasting. They should
talk with each other. We should not be assholes.
And I think that's the crux of what I want to
say right now. Don't be... Bill and Ted said
it best, honestly. Be excellent to each other.
Because you know what at the end of the day we've
only got each other No, whether there's things
out there Well, we're only on this dirtball for
so long you might as well live nicely exactly
Like there's no point of being a complete prick
and even with the problems I had today earlier
with a person I see their point. I hear their
point and Honestly, I will forgive I probably
won't forget, but I will forgive because that's
the kind of person that I am, and I'm hoping
that karma somehow comes back someday. So yeah,
this turned into a lot deeper than talking about
Age of Ultron. Yeah, I think we'll skip the superhero
talk. Yeah, I think we just dug this wall of
philosophy. Exactly. I think honestly, that's
the episode. Yeah, well before we we sign off
I guess since there was a little bit of conversation
on the the episode post I'll bring that up briefly.
I will say that we we will hit the Superhero
DC verse Marvel stuff a little bit next week
along with the DC convergence the speculative
what we think anyway as far as when we'll see
a Batman versus Superman teaser mm -hmm just
it's yeah I'm either thinking that we're gonna
see it at least a 30 second shit teaser during
the Hobbit hmm if we see one at all It'll be
like one of those ones they did for the Dark
Knight or Dark Knight Rises. It'll be like a
voiceover with music and then it'll go to like
something. Yeah. But I'm thinking that's going
to be the the focus of it. But. Anywho. We had
a couple of listeners kind of. Get into the the
DC verse Marvel conversation. Connor Murphy says
the difference between DC Warner Brothers and
Marvel to me Warner Brothers announced its universe
plans for the DC Cinematic universe at an investors
meeting Marvel invited fans and media to make
an event out of it Marvel is making these movies
because they want to DC is making them because
they feel they have to I Don't disagree with
that statement there seems to be a lot more love
and passion at Marvel at least in terms of who's
in charge of the studio And the projects that
are being developed like for example This is
the one I almost always bring up with this People
expected Guardians to be Marvel's first flop
It's only second to the Avengers Which is amazing
which is yeah, it's telling a movie about a talking
raccoon and a fucking tree guy is Somehow big
I saw that and I actually really liked it. So
yeah, I have no previous knowledge I knew about
the Guardians of the Galaxy, but only because
I bought the Marvel trading cards. I didn't know
who any of them were because I knew about the
Infinity Gauntlet storyline with Gamora and Drax.
I didn't know who fucking Star -Lord was or Rocket
Raccoon or Groot. I think I knew Groot only because
I've read about him recently, but even still,
I don't know. With DC, you can tell they love
Superman. They love Batman. But they don't believe
in anything else. Well, they write it like it's
a Batman or a Superman movie if they don't write
it like a good movie. Yeah. And, you know, there's
arguably good Superman and good Batman movies,
but where's my good Green Lantern movie? Where's
my awesome Wonder Woman movie, right? And because
Marvel threw down the gauntlet and said, you
know what? We are a business. We are filmmakers.
We are geeks. Here's what we're gonna do and
Marvel treats its fans very very well And they
treat their actors that way too, and that's why
their actors are so geeked about it as well Yeah,
I mean Robert Downey Jr. This will be the role
that carries him into retirement Absolutely,
he'd be happy with it Well, I mean think about
it this way they could wrap up his character
after Avengers 3 He could never do the character
again. He'd be set for movies for life, and he
could do anything else he wanted You know, you
could do nothing he could come back in direct
Avengers 4 Possibilities open to these people
and their Their legacies are now cemented like
Chris Evans. He says he's gonna retire from movies
after the Avengers stuff is wrapped up He's made
his mark. Now. He wants to do other things. That's
cool someone like Robert Downey Jr., like we
just finished saying, his career was shit for
a long time. Iron Man brought it back to the
forefront. I mean, I think he was on, what, Ali
McBeal or something? For a while, I guess. He
was on a lot of things, but because of his addiction
problems in the 90s. Yeah, he was basically blacklisted.
Yeah. And it brought him back. The saddest thing,
and I'm not afraid to admit this, but the saddest
thing as a kid, the only movie I ever had seen
his name in was alongside Civil Shepard in a
movie called Chances Are from 1985. I had not
seen him past that movie until Iron Man. I think
there was a movie, I saw it on the front of a
different movie. but it looked really cheap.
And I'm not even sure whether it was Robert Downey
Jr, but it had Molly Ringwald in it. And it was
called the Pickup Artist or something like that.
And I'm thinking, Jesus, man, I haven't seen
you in like anything. Or if I have, it's like
minor background character 12 or something, or
you're like a side cameo or something. You know,
it's something always very small. And you see
how much he champions Marvel. And that's great.
Although someone like Sam Jackson will be remembered
for Pulp Fiction mostly. Well, see, that's the
thing with... People will remember him as Nick
Fury, too. Well, see, that's the thing with Sam
Jackson. He's done so much in his career. I mean,
people will remember him as Zeus from, you know,
Vengeance, from Die Hard with a Vengeance. People
will remember him from A Long Kiss Good Night
alongside Gina Davis. People will remember him
from... Mr. Glass. You know, Mr. Glass from Unbreakable.
You know, he has done so many cool things in
his career. He has had a long Standing career,
you know, you look at someone like Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman has done everything Morgan Freeman
is known for his voice. Yeah, I mean He has done
everything You know, yeah I mean, you know from
shashiv from a prison movie to to to being lucious
fox, you know god Yeah Bruce almighty, uh And
evan all might but yeah, well to lesser extent
evan almighty, but yeah So rounding rounding
back to the the the feedback so we can Yeah A
couple other comments, uh You know, uh, they're
saying that You know, with Marvel being so far
ahead, this is SuperFilmFan98. And Marvel heading
into phase three and DC just trying to establish...
They're more or less saying DC is trying to get
out of the shadows of Man of Steel. So to this
point, Marvel has the edge, but not to leave
DC in the dark. They have Batman going against
Superman. two of the biggest superheroes of all
time in one movie, and if all ends up being good,
it can change the entire conversation, and people
will start looking at DC with more optimism.
Yeah, like, I really hope... I hope DC puts out
quality movies. I really do. And as much as we
give shit to Zack Schneider, at least he's passionate.
Misguided, but passionate. So, we're just gonna
have to wait and see what happens. I think a
lot of the problem with DC is Warner Brothers.
Yeah, if DC formed their own studio, I'd like
to see what would happen. Well, the only problem
with that is Warner Brothers owns them. And they
have a tight thumb on everything. They're like
the evil... cousin of Disney yeah Disney at least
gives their people room to grow like all their
little children underneath you know their little
tree branches whereas Warner Brothers is like
no you must do what I tell you or I kill you
I'm gonna go ahead and make a Steve type prediction
here one of these days one of these years before
any of us know are long gone from this This plane
of existence Warner Brothers is gonna go bankrupt
and Disney is going to buy them and then that
at that point That is when we will have DC versus
Marvel in film I'm gonna make a prediction Comcast
is gonna buy Warner Brothers Now hear me out
on this Comcast is the largest cable company.
Yep They own NBC. Mm -hmm. They own Universal.
Mm -hmm So it only makes sense that if they bought
Warner Brothers, they'd have their own comic
studio They'd have their own, you know, Warner
Brothers, you know, the Warner Brothers Entertainment
They're already buying Time Warner, but wouldn't
they have but wouldn't that is there some kind
of like Monopoly law or something, you know,
they used to actually fight the monopoly law
But if you might really want to argue that look
at how much shit Disney owns. Yeah They own Lucas
films. They own Marvel. They own Marvel's entertainment
They own the Muppets. They own everything They
I mean they really do So, I mean it's it's in
Disney owns television stations they own ESPN
they own Mean so it's It's it's you know they've
got a lot of branches too, so the the whole You
know antitrust monopoly that kind of crap the
only time that's ever been called into play was
Microsoft in the 90s And that's because the government
didn't know what to do with it Yeah, oh God imagine
if DC or did Disney bought Sony and Microsoft
It won't happen. I know I know Microsoft will
buy will eventually buy Apple No, that'll never
happen. Don't say never I'm the one that that
said that that Disney was gonna buy Lucasfilm.
I said Lucas is gonna pony up and sell to Disney
Mark my words something like this will happen.
Yeah, I think Comcast will buy Warner, but they're
already halfway there Then Justin Washington
says Marvel sees the possible issue with over
saturation That is why they have moved away from
making superhero movies and are now making movies
with superheroes in them Yeah, so the galaxy
has a more common more in common with Star Wars
than it does Batman and and Captain America Winter
Soldier was a spy thriller with great action
Yeah, and I really I'm really curious to see
what they're gonna do with Civil War because
there are so many great storytelling possibilities
with that Pitting friend against friend and safety.
This is freedom That's gonna be if they play
right it'll be amazing and imagine Dr. Strange
is probably gonna be their new fantasy property
because Thor Ragnarok will probably be the end
of that Mm -hmm. Okay, they'll kill Thor and
then they'll introduce the female version. Oh,
let's not go down that rat hole again, please
I I just just yeah just don't I don't know enough
about the female Thor to speak about it, unfortunately.
I know there's like a character named Valkyrie,
but I think that's different, so... It is. It's
she, Thor, but... Just stop. I'm dropping it,
I'm dropping it. Inhumans will probably be their
next superhero -ish thing, but that could even
be a story like X -Men dealing with like outsiders.
how they kind of fit in. That'll be interesting.
Inhumans is the property I know the least about,
but I'm the most curious in. And supposedly Ant
-Man's like a heist movie, like Ocean's Eleven
or something. Oh, Lord. That could be fucking
awesome. Like that could be like Guardians and
actually have a real sense of humor about itself
and be really well if you see George Clooney
show Show up, you know, you're gonna see nipples.
So It'd be really funny if he did like a cameo
as Danny O'Shea's that would mean Danny O'Shea
is now Marvel canon But that would be hilarious,
but yeah, like like that could be really awesome
And I think the problem is with DC like you guys
said they're superhero Yeah, not Movies on their
own. I mean maybe the Christopher Nolan movies
you could argue but even still they're obviously
Batman versus Ra's al Ghul the Joker and Bane
at the end of the day. Yeah So I guess we'll
see what happens up to 2019 I think is when the
big slate has been announced till on both sides
Yeah, it has So the two questions I'm going to
ask before we sign off is the one that We kind
of mentioned at the beginning of the show the
who from fiction would you place in the Oval
Office? as the president and his Cabinet or the
people underneath it Yeah, I'm throwing that
little blow and do you think that Hollywood has
jumped the shark not only with the bringing dead
series back like Dumb and Dumber or Wayne's World
or Bill and Ted or that kind of stuff or as far
as the superhero films constantly coming out
and both studios blowing their load on the amount
of days or the amount of years that they're going
to have all these films come out. There you have
it. Anything you guys want to pimp out? Let me
see. I should have a review coming up for review
a day on the Halo Master Chief collection sometime
next week. A lot of fun, actually. As of today,
my embargo lifts. You know what? Worth it. Is
it a system seller? Well, if you're buying an
Xbox One and you want a launch, if you want a
good game to go with it, you're getting four.
You really can't bitch at a hundred multiplayer
maps or something ridiculous like that. I should
have a review for Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
I'm just finishing that up right now. I'll have
a review show next weekend. I know I've been
promising this for months, but I just got the
Batman complete series on Blu -ray. So I will
be not sleeping for several days Going through
those special features and whatnot. So yeah,
a lot of good stuff this week in geek dot nut
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writer, kind of creator of Spider -Man, the animated
series. That's cool. So yeah, I just confirmed
that tonight, so that'll be going up on the 19th
Yeah, and just keep checking get castradio .com.
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